Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

Downstairs outside the inn.

Zhao Jin got up with difficulty and pulled the needle out of his swollen chest.

With difficulty, he held on to the clever Erbai Peak.

He was filled with grief and anger. He looked up and looked at the two entangled figures reflected in the window. He swore that if he didn't kill this man to death today, he would not be a human being!

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No.17 Chapter Zeng: I’m really sour [Third update]

"Ohh Ohh ohh......"

Now it's a bit difficult.

The corner of Gu Nuoyan's mouth twitched, looking at Zeng Qinghan who was curled up in his arms and sobbing continuously.

Originally, I just wanted to teach him a lesson, but who knew that all the resentment I had been feeling all the time came flooding back, and I couldn't stop the car.

Poor junior sister, Tao Zi is even more swollen than before.

"Qinghan, I..."

"Don't talk, I don't want to talk to you now."

Zeng Qinghan's eyes were cold, his cheeks were bulging into dumplings, and he glared angrily.

"Oh."

Gu Nuoyan responded obediently.

For some reason, he didn't dare to refute the woman in front of him now.

Could this be the so-called cheating on feelings?

After sobbing intermittently for a while, Zeng Qinghan wiped away the tears in the corners of his eyes, then adjusted his mood and returned to his previous cold expression.

"Tell me the truth, how many women do you have out there?" She asked coldly, her tone heavy, without any concession.

It seems that it can't be fooled.

Gu Nuoyan asked: "Even if I really have it, does it have anything to do with you?"

Zeng Qinghan frowned: "What do you mean?"

"Didn't you say you only treat me as a tool?" Gu Nuoyan said calmly.

Hearing this, Zeng Qinghan's face visibly froze.

But she recovered immediately and said with a flat mouth:

"Yes, that's right, I just treat you as a tool for cultivation."

Speaking of this, she paused, and then nodded confidently:

"But does this have anything to do with me asking you if there are any women outside?"

"In conclusion it really doesn't matter."

Gu Nuoyan nodded affirmatively, and then he immediately changed the subject and said:

"But I shouldn't have to tell you."

You have no reason, I don’t have any reason, no one else has any, how great is that.

Unexpectedly, Zeng Qinghan glared and said:

"No, you have."

"???"

"You are my tool man, and I have to control everything about the tool man."

Good guy, you have a good relationship no matter what.

Gu Nuoyan's eyebrows couldn't help but twitch. This was the first time he saw someone more shameless than himself.

The best way to deal with such a shameless person is to be shameless.

So Gu Nuoyan directly put his arms behind his head and said:

"Yes, that's right. I do have a lot of women outside, but I won't tell you. You can hit me. If you have the ability, you can hit me~"

"you?!"

Zeng Qinghan was so angry that he couldn't answer the question.

She had never seen anyone so shameless than herself.

Her stomach was so angry that she felt bulging.

Oh, her belly is already very round, so that’s okay.

"Just wait for me, and one day I will make you pay for what you said today."

Zeng Qinghan's eyes widened, and he bit his silver teeth hard, making a squeaking sound.

It was a hunter who had already locked onto his prey, but because of the huge disparity in strength, he had to wait for an opportunity to eat him.

I have to say that she worked really hard, and Gu Nuoyan was almost moved.

So, in response to this expectation, he held her shoulders and pinned her down.

"You, you, you are a dog, I'm done with you!"

Zeng Qinghan's cheeks suddenly lost color, and in less than a second, the previous heroic words were gone, leaving only deep fear and confusion.

Under the covers, he gently spread the girl's legs and asked calmly:

"You must plan to take revenge on me in the future."

"Yeah." Zeng Qinghan was weak and nodded like a chicken.

"In this case, I will definitely strangle you in the cradle, otherwise what will happen if you really kill me in the future?"

Zeng Qinghan:? ? ?

Damn it, this is okay too.

Zeng Qinghan was speechless. This reason was so convincing that Zeng Qinghan even took the initiative to spread his legs and greet him with a smile.

But at the critical moment, she came back to her senses, stepped forward with both hands, pressed against his shoulders, and said at the same time:

"Wait a minute, under normal circumstances, shouldn't you allow me to work hard? You're not acting according to common sense at all."

Gu Nuoyan tilted his head and asked, "Why should I act according to common sense?"

"Uh......"

Don't tell me, there really is no reason.

Zeng Qinghan had no choice but to change his words: "You, you have been here so many times. If you continue, your body will not be able to bear it. You, you, even if you don't think about yourself, you must also think about my happy life for the rest of my life. .”

"What you said is interesting. Don't you just use me as a tool? Does your happy life in the rest of your life have anything to do with you?"

Gu Nuoyan asked with a sneer.

Zeng Qinghan was speechless.

As she watched, the holy sword that had strangled her several times was about to pierce her stomach again.

Tears fell from her eyes, and she sobbed weakly:

"Can you use it somewhere else? I'm really in pain."

This was the first time Zeng Qinghan took the initiative to show weakness.

Whether in reality or in simulation.

It's still strangely fresh.

In this case, Gu Nuoyan agreed that it would not be impossible to do it for a while.

So he sat up and said, "Then let's use the front."

"But, but, I have a good mouth, ah, don't press me, can't you do it if I bite you?"

Zeng Qinghan cried, and soon the rhythmic sound of swallowing came from inside.

An hour passed.

"Cough, cough, cough, I can't do it anymore, I really can't do it anymore, my mouth is too sore."

"Then use your hands."

Another half hour passed.

"I can't, my hands are sore too."

"Then use your feet."

Another half hour passed.

"Ugh, my feet are so sore too."

"Then use your armpits."

Another half hour, half an hour, half an hour passed.

"Oooh, my tickle..."

"Then use buns."

Another double click...

"Ah ah ah, I was wrong, I was really wrong. I will never retaliate against you in the future. Senior Brother Gu, please let me go."

He looked at the well-behaved junior sister who was curled up in his arms and shivering.

Gu Nuoyan knew that the junior sister was very satisfied with her training guidance.

He is such a good senior brother.

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"If I had known better, I would have been gentler."

Gu Nuoyan went to the drug store to buy painkillers and wine for falling.

Because he did go too far, Zeng Qinghan's entire knee was now red and he couldn't move.

However, compared to the past, his attitude towards himself has indeed softened a lot.

There is nothing that cannot be solved in bed. This sentence is very convincing.

It seems that the simulation of Zeng Qinghan's kidney death will not happen again in the future.

After choosing the medicine and about to pay, a tall figure walked towards him and almost bumped into him.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I..." The girl wearing close-fitting men's clothing apologized repeatedly, but when she saw Gu Nuoyan, she exclaimed, "Xiaoyan."

"Ye...Tenji."

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Chapter 18 Zhao Jin: Why is there a third one? !

The great writer Lu Xun once said that the reason why people love someone when they meet is because their nature is LSB.

So it's not something to be ashamed of, rather you have to be proud of it.

An awkward atmosphere enveloped the two of them, and the air was heavy. The two stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, neither of them saying a word.

Until Ye Shiji noticed the items in Gu Nuoyan's hands.