Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

"Xiaoyan, are you injured?!"

Gu Nuoyan subconsciously replied: "No."

"Why would I buy medicine without you?" Ye Shiji anxiously grabbed his hand.

Only then did Gu Nuoyan realize that he was holding safflower oil in his hand...

"I got a little injury, it's okay."

Gu Nuoyan smiled and put the safflower oil back.

"How could it be possible that it was just a minor injury?!"

Ye Shiji didn't believe it. For people with their level of cultivation, under normal circumstances, a small bump would not hurt at all. He had already used medicine, so it could only be said that he was seriously injured.

"Come with me."

Grabbing his hand, Ye Shiji turned and left.

Gu Nuoyan was stunned for a moment. Just as he was about to ask her what she wanted to do, she turned around and took him to an inn.

Wait, Zeng Qinghan is still sleeping in this inn.

Gu Nuoyan was heartbroken and tried to find some reason to refuse.

But Ye Shiji's hands were very strong and he couldn't get away no matter what.

Just like that he was brought to the front desk.

"Get me a room." Ye Shiji slapped the money on the bar.

The waiter who was watching "Two or Three Things About My Sister-in-law's Affair with My Husband" was immediately overjoyed. What a good day it was today. Three couples came over to open a house in a row. Could it be that spring has arrived?

The waiter happily took out the room key and handed it over, then his smile suddenly froze, "Why is it you again?"

"Huh?" Ye Shiji raised her eyebrows and followed the waiter's line of sight to see Gu Nuoyan, "You guys know each other."

The waiter said, "Do you know me or not? This young man just opened two..."

"During my previous trip, I disturbed you here for a while. Let's go up quickly."

Gu Nuoyan spoke first, interrupted the conversation, and then took the initiative to hold Ye Shiji's hand upstairs.

The waiter was also a down-to-earth person and thought that Gu Nuoyan had forgotten, so he quickly reminded him in a friendly manner: "No, sir, you can return the room you just opened."

"Huh?!" Gu Nuoyan glared angrily.

The fierce gaze seemed to want to eat people.

The waiter's heart trembled, he shrank his head and whispered:

"No, nothing..."

Looking at the backs of the two people until they entered the room, the waiter dared to relax.

He patted his chest with lingering fear, curled his lips, and said unhappily: "What's the air? You're airy. I choose the same place to open a house. Sooner or later, the backyard will catch fire and I will chop you to death."

The waiter is extremely depressed. He is already in his thirties, but he still retains his childishness.

And some people have already planted their seeds in many different fields.

Just wait for the seeds to absorb nutrients and grow vigorously.

Really is more popular than dead people.

It's better to read more "Two or Three Things About My Sister-in-law's Affair with My Husband", it's still interesting to read.

The waiter watched, and soon the paper towels on the table doubled in speed.

at the same time.

outside the inn.

Zhao Jin was stunned and dumbfounded.

The north wind howled by, and his heart couldn't calm down for a long time.

Why, why, why...why another one? !

This man’s kidneys are made of iron, right?

If you do three in a row, are you sure your kidneys won’t be damaged?

Zhao Jin glanced at his young and cute little girl thoughtfully.

People are more irritating than others, Zhao Jin holds his chin, he is more unwilling than angry.

Obviously they are all men, why are they divided into different ranks?

Are we all equally bad?

Gradually, this unwillingness turned into anger, and then into motivation.

This man must pay the price. If he is not allowed to pay the price, how can Zhao Jin gain a foothold here?

She stood up dragging her swollen breasts. If you want to say how big these breasts are, they are bigger than Su Wanrou's.

(Su Wanrou:???)

Zhao Jin once again crawled towards the room where Gu Nuoyan was.

But this time, he didn't go through the window.

As the saying goes, one learns from every mistake. It is impossible for him to fall down three times in a row at the same place.

This time, he walks on the roof!

Zhao Jin climbed towards the roof.

......

At the same time, in the inn room.

I don’t know if the waiter in the shop did it on purpose. No, he definitely did it on purpose.

The newly opened room is right next door to where Zeng Qinghan is now.

Emmmmm, he felt the naked malice of the waiter.

Find an opportunity to kill him.

"What are you thinking about?" Ye Shiji came over with the ointment and asked.

"Nothing." Gu Nuoyan looked away and replied. In short, he could only move gently first and try not to be noticed by the next door.

Gu Nuoyan thought so, and his eyes fell on Ye Shiji's hand.

"That of yours is..."

Gu Nuoyan's eyes lit up as he stared at the ointment in Ye Shiji's hand.

Why did he feel like he had seen this medicine somewhere?

Noticing Gu Nuoyan's gaze, Ye Shiji also looked at the ointment and smiled sheepishly:

"You gave me this medicine before, and I kept it... It's funny, obviously what happened, but I still kept it, like a fool."

Ye Shiji laughed at herself, Gu Nuoyan did not answer, but asked:

"What have you been doing all these years?"

Ye Shiji, who was about to apply medicine to Gu Nuoyan, couldn't help but be stunned.

Gu Nuoyan said calmly: "Didn't you compensate me with medicine? Then let me get to know you first, isn't it right?"

"exactly."

Ye Shiji nodded repeatedly, a rare smile appearing on her face.

It's strange, it's obviously not an important word, why is she so happy?

After pondering for a moment and organizing her words, she pushed her hair back and said:

"It's a little long, we can talk slowly."

"Yeah." Gu Nuoyan nodded, "It's getting late, so I'll order some side dishes and listen to you slowly."

With that said, Gu Nuoyan stood up and left the room, seemingly going downstairs, but in fact he went to the next door.

But Ye Shiji didn't know.

She clenched her little fists and jumped up and down in excitement. The dragon's tail hidden in her skirt was also so excited that it spun as fast as a propeller.

The emotions that have been suppressed for many years will be released at this moment.

She raised her fists in the air and shouted 'yes'!

The dragon's roar then shook the sky.

"Young man and woman, I really want you this time, eh~."

boom--

"Um?!"

Ye Shiji was stunned, her brows twitched, and she looked up.

When she saw the roof shattered by her dragon's roar, she immediately panicked.

Without thinking about anything else, he quickly jumped up to mend the roof.

After filling in and filling out, she suddenly realized a very important thing.

"Did you just hit something?"

In addition to the shattered roof, something else was obviously hit.

But she looked back and didn't see it.

So weird.

Pouting her little mouth and shaking her head, Ye Shiji continued to repair the roof at a faster pace.

At this time, downstairs, a man fell to the ground with his butt raised.

On his butt, a silver needle was inserted, shining brightly, which was particularly eye-catching.

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Chapter 19 Gu Nuoyan runs from both ends [Second update, please vote]

Some people are dead, but they are still alive, and some people are alive, but they are already dead - Zhao Jin said.

"Huh? Did someone just call for help?" Zeng Qinghan lay on the bed, spread his legs, and frowned.

"It must be the wind." Gu Nuoyan said lightly, glanced at her, "Turn over."

"You are really not polite at all." Zeng Qinghan bared his teeth and glared at him.

He was able to apply medicine to her here and there without changing his expression. The key is that this man has no reaction yet.

Zeng Qinghan experienced a deep sense of frustration for the first time.

This man is indeed different.

He couldn't control the sharpness of the holy sword before.

In the past, all she had to do was show off her charm in ripped stockings, and he would get in every minute, and she would have the upper hand.

How could he be like now, being slaughtered wantonly by this damn man.

I lost all face.

Thinking of this, Zeng Qinghan lowered his eyes and stared at Gu Nuoyan depressedly.

Gu Nuoyan looked in response, tilted his head, and then suddenly realized that he had to take off his pants when he stood up.

Zeng Qinghan's delicate body trembled, her body twitched, and she quickly picked up a pillow and threw it over.

"You're going to die, have you really turned into a dog?!"

Gu Nuoyan took off the pillow and took a casual look.