Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

Oh, woman.

I used to pester for it every day, but now I am willing to give it but feel disgusted with it.

Sure enough, women are troublesome creatures.

Gu Nuoyan sighed with regret and pulled up his pants.

Zeng Qinghan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Snapped--

"Hey!"

But Gu Nuoyan hit Tao Zi hard again.

The pain was burning, and she glared dissatisfied, as if she was about to explode.

She was indeed frightened by this man's skills, but that didn't mean that she would be manipulated at will.

She is also dignified.

Gu Nuoyan glanced sideways, smiled contemptuously, grabbed a pair of her smooth ankles, and pulled them forward.

"Um?!"

The anger on the girl's face instantly shattered, and her hair stood on end.

Just when she thought this man was going to let her call her BB again, he gently lifted one of her feet and helped her smear the red and swollen knee.

The coldness subsided in an instant, and a warmth surged into my heart.

This man...he's so good at wiping.

"What's wrong?" Noticing the girl's fiery gaze, Gu Nuoyan looked up and said with a half-smile, "Did you really fall in love with me? Are you planning to have sex with me for real?"

After the blazing heat dissipated, Zeng Qinghan's eyes were cold and he snorted coldly, "You're just a tool, don't get close to me. You are my tool companion for cultivation. You are now and will be in the future, and it will not change."

"But the problem is, even a tool man will be affectionate for a long time."

"???"

Zeng Qinghan frowned immediately, and then recovered after a while.

She pulled her foot back, then quickly kicked him in the chest, scolding: "What's wrong with you, a man? Why have I never seen you so astringent, evil, and disgusting before?"

Gu Nuoyan shrugged upon hearing this, and while holding up the other little white jade foot, he said:

"People change. Can you guarantee that your character will always be the same as before?"

"..."

Zeng Qinghan silently looked away.

She wanted to guarantee it, but she couldn't.

Human nature is inherently complex and cannot be explained in just a few words.

If human nature could be explained so easily, then people would cease to be human.

Gu Nuoyan also knew what was going on and didn't ask any more questions, and concentrated on helping her apply the ointment.

Well, very good, only the armpits are left. After applying it there, I quickly thought of a way to coax her away first.

"By the way, did you come back here directly?" Zeng Qinghan suddenly asked.

The movements in Gu Nuoyan's hands stopped for a moment, and he pondered for a moment. With a smile on his face, he looked at the girl and asked:

"Of course, why not?"

Hearing this, Zeng Qinghan's brows knitted together.

Seeing that something seemed a little wrong, Gu Nuoyan pursed his lips and asked:

"Any questions?"

Zeng Qinghan glanced at him and his eyes fell on the wall beside him.

"I just thought I heard your voice next door."

Your ears are really good... Gu Nuoyan complained secretly, with the same calm expression on his face:

"Then you must have heard wrong. I'll buy the medicine and come back directly."

"Really?" Zeng Qinghan narrowed his eyes slightly, "But I did hear your voice coming from next door. Did I hear it wrong?"

"You must have heard it wrong."

Gu Nuoyan emphasized her tone slightly and tried to guide her thoughts in the wrong direction.

Zeng Qinghan glanced at him. Although she had a lot to say, she still decided.

"I'll go over and take a look later."

Gu Nuoyan:? !

Yes, as long as you go there and take a look, all problems will be solved.

Zeng Qinghan was also curious about what kind of person would have a voice similar to this dog man.

Thinking like this, Zeng Qinghan was pushed to the bed.

His hands were raised high, and his wrists were tied at some point.

It was a pair of trousers that she had seen many times and was so familiar that she could no longer be familiar with them.

Wait, belt, could it be...

"You, you, you, what do you want to do?!"

Zeng Qinghan's cheeks stiffened, and the color suddenly disappeared.

Looking at the sharp sword that was already domineering, she swallowed in fear.

Gu Nuoyan looked at him sincerely and said.

"You need to persevere in your practice."

"Persistence is a ghost!" Zeng Qinghan couldn't bear it and roared, "You are definitely helping me practice, not just treating me like a bad guy..."

Before he finished speaking, Zeng Qinghan's head was held down.

Then, here you are asked to make up [-] words on your own.

......

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After a while, Gu Nuoyan pulled up his pants and came out of Zeng Qinghan's room.

A closer look showed that his face seemed a little uncomfortable and his forehead was covered with beads of sweat.

There was no other way. In order to prevent Zeng Qinghan from having the energy to peek over, he had to use all his strength to make him faint.

Huh, it seems like it’s not easy to coax him away from here, so let’s coax him here.

Thinking like this, Gu Nuoyan opened the door.

call out--

Immediately a howling wind blew out from inside.

Gu Nuoyan was so blown away that he couldn't open his eyes.

"Huh? Why was it so windy just now?"

Gu Nuoyan rubbed his eyes and walked in doubtfully, only to see Ye Shiji sitting obediently on a chair nearby.

Responding to Gu Nuoyan, she said: "I just opened the window, who knew there was such a big sandstorm outside."

"That's right." Gu Nuoyan nodded in understanding.

Then he asked: "By the way, why do you have such a big head?"

His eyes fell on Ye Shiji's face.

I saw that Ye Shiji's forehead and temples were covered with beads of sweat. Not only that, even her clothes were a little messy, as if she had just done some strenuous exercise.

Strenuous exercise?

What is it?

Just when Gu Nuoyan was confused, Ye Shiji's next words suddenly made his heart tremble.

"This, this, actually... I just heard your voice next door. Are you going to the next door?"

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Chapter 20 Fire in the backyard [Please vote for the third update]

"Sound? What sound?"

Gu Nuoyan was calm on the surface, but panicked inside, and asked.

Ye Shiji tapped her lower lip with her finger, and then pointed to the next door, "I heard your voice next door just now. Are there any acquaintances of yours next door?"

It's more than just familiarity, it's like I know everything about it... Gu Nuoyan secretly complained, and he said calmly: "No, you heard wrong."

"No, I definitely heard it right. Dragons have very good ears."

Ye Shiji shook her cute little ears.

Unexpectedly, I can't get over it.

Ye Shiji paused and persuaded again:

"Xiaoyan, I know you will not forgive me, and I will not disturb your life. No matter who you have a good relationship with, I will not disturb you. As long as I can watch quietly from the side, I am satisfied. , you really don’t need to be like this, even if this person is a bad person, even if you want to do bad things, I won’t say anything, so you don’t need to be wary of me, really.”

Not only was he not coaxed over, but he was also treated with concern.

Gu Nuoyan felt a little unspeakable in his heart.

He sighed sadly, subconsciously wanting to look up at the sky.

"But I think it is still necessary to let me know who he is. I have been traveling around the world for so many years and I have seen a lot of bad people. If they are too bad, it is better not to have too much contact with them."

It was too late, but it was too late. Before Gu Nuoyan could react, Ye Shiji grabbed his head and looked at her from the front.

The corner of Gu Nuoyan's mouth twitched, "No, why are you turning your back faster than flipping through a book?"

Gu Nuoyan hesitated to speak, feeling very complicated for the moment.

He had no choice but to change his words: "I understand, please let go first."

"no!"

"Um?!"

"What I mean is that I suddenly want to eat some cucumbers, braised spinach, and kiwi juice. Can you order some for me?" Ye Shiji laughed dryly.

Gu Nuoyan's lips twitched slightly and he said, "Are these what you are talking about here?"

"Whether there is or not, you should go down and take a look first. By the way, I also want to eat roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, and roast beef."

"Have you finished eating so much?"

Gu Nuoyan frowned and expressed doubt.

Ye Shiji said seriously: "I am a dragon."

Well, this reason is too convincing to be refuted.

Gu Nuoyan could only go downstairs to order food.

Taking advantage of Gu Nuoyan's exit, Ye Shiji quickly jumped up and returned to the roof without stopping, working hard to repair the holes in it.

However, the process is always a bit unsatisfactory due to mismatched majors.

I don’t know if she is overthinking it, why does this hole feel like it is getting bigger and bigger.

"Ahhh, how annoying!"

Ye Shiji was going crazy.