Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

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This is the only good subordinate who is so considerate.

However, Yaya pushed her away indifferently.

"My king, why is this happening?" Yun Qian blinked her big black eyes, expressing confusion.

Yaya said indifferently: "I remember that you once said that you are proficient in swordsmanship, jujitsu, karate, and many other physical training techniques. You also said that you can beat ten with one, and you can detect danger within 0.2 seconds and act quickly. Fight back.”

"Yes, yes." Yun Qian nodded her head.

"Then the Sword Master came just now, why didn't you stand up to stop her immediately and remind everyone!" Yaya pointed at her nose and complained angrily:

"You can't even notice when an assassin is approaching, and you're just acting like a bodyguard. What use do I need from you!"

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Chapter 11 Yaya: My brain is not sealed

What Yaya said suddenly made Yun Qian embarrassed.

She can't say that she actually wants to see if you can have a 2+1. She is personally concerned about how a hoe can fill two caves at the same time, right?

She will lose her job.

Although the fox in front of her didn't pay her either.

"I'm sorry, my king, this is the obsolescence of humble duties. Please punish me."

Yun Qian knelt down on one knee and bowed apologetically. Now that the matter had come to this, it was more appropriate to admit her mistake honestly.

Yaya lost her temper when she saw Yun Qian admitting her mistake so easily.

She looked constipated and waved her hands in disgust.

"Okay, okay, remember to pay attention next time." After a pause, she continued to ask, "How is he doing over there now?"

"Back to my king, the Sword Master never came out after he entered." Yun Qian said.

"Is there any sound?" Yaya frowned.

Yun Qian said thoughtfully, "Yes."

"Tsk." Yaya clicked her tongue without concealment.

She showed off her clenched fists, with veins bulging on the backs of her fists, and a 'tic' character appeared on her forehead.

"If I haven't recovered my strength yet and my power is limited, no matter whether she is a stupid dragon who can only cry or cry, or a lustful bird with a mind full of color, she will not be my opponent at all."

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. Yaya shook her arm angrily.

Yun Qian pondered for a moment, then rolled her eyes and said:

"I don't know if my king wants to completely restore his strength, he needs Brother Yan."

"What are you talking about?" Yaya narrowed her eyes unkindly.

Yun Qian tilted her head and smiled, "Of course it's Brother Yan."

"..."

Yaya rolled her eyes, crossed her arms and glanced at her mouth, "Go on."

Yun Qian continued to smile and said: "I would like to know what level of cultivation the king needs from Brother Yan if he wants to fully regain his strength. Maybe I can help find some opportunities for Brother Yan."

Yun Qian has been walking for decades. In addition to the evil title of the Righteous Killer, she also has many intelligence sources in this world. As long as she wants to, it is easy to help Gu Nuoyan get a few relic opportunities.

Yaya frowned slightly when she heard this, and after pondering for a moment, she said in a deep voice: "That's not necessary. Things like opportunities have no effect on him at all."

"No, right?" Yun Qian narrowed her eyes slightly, expressing confusion at Yaya's words.

For any monk, whether he is on the righteous path, the demonic path, or the demon clan, opportunities are very important to improve his cultivation.

She actually said no need... If Gu Nuoyan really didn't need opportunities, what happened when the two first met in the secret realm?

Yun Qian couldn't understand, but then Yaya interrupted her thoughts.

"Besides, if you want me to completely recover my strength, I don't just need to make him stronger."

"What else do you need?" Yun Qian asked.

But after seeing the other party's unkind gaze, she quickly changed her words:

"It's the subordinate who has overstepped."

"...That's all, it doesn't hurt to tell you."

Yaya sighed softly and sat cross-legged under a big tree, using her fluffy tail as a cushion. After thinking about her words for a while, she said:

"There are two seals on me, one is strength and the other is strength."

"IQ?"

"..."

Yun Qian made a gesture to stop talking nonsense.

Yaya rolled her eyes angrily and continued:

"The other one is the six souls of the widow. It was precisely because the six souls were sealed that the widow became so stupid. He actually dared to let the widow cook and clean the house for him every day, like a servant, and even Sleep with me... Humph, just wait, I will get back all the humiliation I suffered when I fully recover."

I feel that even if you recover, you probably won't be able to get it back. Besides, when it comes to sleeping with you, it sounds like you won't sleep with him after you recover... Yun Qian secretly cursed, it's not that she has no confidence in her king. , but as a bystander, watching your own king every day, being obedient and obedient, wanting to nuzzle and hug him, working hard and taking care of everything in the house without any regrets, no matter how stupid and loyal you are, you can't believe it.

Yun Qian was a little embarrassed, but for the sake of the other party's face, she still said: "Hong Fu Qitian, we will definitely succeed."

"Huh, that's natural." Yaya trembled proudly as they played basketball.

Yun Qian couldn't stand it any longer, so she changed the topic: "It is said that the Tianjiao War is about to begin. It is said that from the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom, His Highness Su Can will send a delegation of envoys."

"This stupid brother of the widow really doesn't make people worry. Isn't it better to just be his fake emperor? Why do you insist on coming here to join in the fun?"

Yaya sneered, showing disdain.

But after thinking about it, she still said:

"Tell him, if he wants to cause trouble, he should secretly contact that stinky bird. Oh, let's remind that stinky dragon. After all, some stinky man is going to come on stage. There shouldn't be any internal fighting between these two people. .”

"I understand." Yun Qian nodded, "Does my king have anything else to give you?"

"No more, go ahead." Yaya waved her hand.

But as soon as Yun Qian took a step, the other party shouted again:

"there's one more thing."

"King, please speak."

"Send me back, and prepare more snacks."

Yun Qian:? ? ?

"Ah?"

Yun Qian was stunned for a moment, opened her red lips and was about to say something.

Yaya quickly shrunk at a speed visible to the naked eye. In less than two seconds, there was no longer the turbulent King of Demons in front of her, but only a little loli curled up into a ball with her big fluffy tail, sleeping soundly.

Incidentally, she was still talking in her sleep.

"Master, give me a hug. Yaya wants to rub it. Yaya heard that bananas and milk are a perfect match, and Yaya wants to eat them."

...Sure enough, the brain was also sealed, Yun Qian thought to herself, and sighed helplessly, so she could only lift up the fox's tail and send the fox back with its brain sealed.

Originally, as she had been hiding in the darkness, she could be said to be the only person outside the field who could take charge of the overall situation.

She doesn't know why, but she can't see the future direction clearly now.

Hope everything goes well.

"After all, everything must be utilized before I can achieve my goal. You're right, Brother Yan."

......

at the same time.

Deep in the dark bamboo forest,

Young Master Kong, who is third on the magic list, and Lord Tu Lei, who is fourth on the magic list, rest here.

Both of them were prepared to wait and see and collect enough information before taking action.

"Old man, do you think Tiger can succeed?" Mr. Kong Kong sat elegantly aside, waving his folding fan lightly.

Tu Lei Gong snorted disdainfully upon hearing this, "His stupid look can make him a hammer."

"What if?" Young Master Kong folded his fan to partially cover his mouth, his gaze was meaningful.

Tu Lei Gong glanced sideways, lit his pipe, took a deep breath and sighed:

"That means the guy named Gu Nuoyan is at that level and not something to be afraid of at all."

Chapter 12 The dragon is in pain [Second update, please vote]

"Hahaha, that's true."

The white-faced scholar put away his folding fan, looked up to the sky and laughed heartily.

Hu Qianyan is the weakest among them. Even he can kill Gu Nuoyan, which really shows that Gu Nuoyan is not afraid of him at all.

Even from a side perspective, the people on the list these days are just like that.

But it's all in vain, and they can just take advantage of the situation to deal with the other people on the list of geniuses.

They have absolutely nothing to lose.

All you have to do now is wait.

However, just when they thought so.

puff-

A figure walked in and threw himself onto the street without saying a word.

The sudden move startled both the white-faced scholar and the earthly thunder god.

The two of them quickly stood up at the same time and squinted under the moonlight.

"Isn't this Brother Tiger? What? Could it be that the assassination was successful, so he was too tired and collapsed." The white-faced scholar recognized him and relaxed his vigilance.

Tu Lei Gong also puffed out smoke and chimed in, "It seems that Gu Nuoyan is no good either. These righteous sects are really hypocritical."

"Isn't that true? It seems that even a few of us can kill all the monks on the list of geniuses." The white-faced scholar pursed his lips and smiled. He had already made a complete list of massacres in his mind. plan.

The two of them talked to each other happily.

however.

"Brother Tiger?"

After a long time, Hu Qianyan had no intention of getting up.

No matter how tired you are, you should have time to get up and talk, right?

However, no matter how long they waited, Hu Qianyan did not take action.

The two frowned, realizing something was wrong.

The two looked at each other and tiptoed forward.

Arriving next to Hu Qianyan, the white-faced scholar swallowed his saliva and patted his shoulder gently.

"Brother Tiger?"

After a tentative call, the white-faced scholar quickly took back his hand and waited quietly.

"Woooo."