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then.

"Pfft! Hahaha, Hu, Huzi, what kind of look are you doing? Are you sure you are going to assassinate, not dig coal? Your face, hahahaha."

The white-faced scholar held his stomach, laughed forward and backward, pointed at Hu Qianyan's disgraced face, and almost rolled on the ground.

Although Tu Lei Gong didn't smile as exaggeratedly as the white-faced scholar, the pipe in his mouth had already slipped and fell to the ground.

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he was trying hard to hold back and prevent his old face from collapsing.

Little did he know that the more he looked like this, the more interesting he would be when he showed it.

Hu Qianyan's face was also red now. He had been in power for several years, but he had never suffered such humiliation before.

He immediately slapped his legs angrily and stood up to refute.

but.

"Smile, smile, you still have the nerve to smile, so just wait here to die laughing."

With an angry roar, Hu Qianyan hugged his thighs and huddled in the corner, drawing circles.

Yes, you read that right, huddled in the corner.

A grown man could be so impressive, which shocked both the white-faced scholar and the earthly thunder god.

Is this still the tiger they knew who would take action if they disagreed?

"What happened?" Realizing that the matter was more serious than imagined, the white-faced scholar became serious.

"Did you lose?" Tu Lei Gong narrowed his eyes and picked up his pipe again, "If that's the case, it seems that Gu Nuoyan still has two brushes."

But that's all, after all, they are all stronger than Hu Qianyan.

Hu Qianyan lost, which only shows that his strength is not as good as Gu Nuoyan.

Besides, he is still alive. From this point of view, Gu Nuoyan's strength should be only slightly higher than Hu Qianyan's.

Other than that, that's it.

however.

"Oh, you know nothing about his terror. His real strength is not his own strength." Hu Qianyan wanted to retort, but when the words reached his lips, he took it back.

The white-faced scholar unfolded his folding fan and chuckled, "Are you trying to say that he has a backer? It's true that his master Liu Yue is really good, but if I take it seriously, I won't be afraid of a mere female figure."

"Oh, then I wish you success."

After saying this angrily, Hu Qianyan continued to draw circles in isolation.

He needs to take it slow. During this time, he doesn't dare to do anything else.

Of course, he could also tell the two of them about the terrifying demon clan here.

but.

Why tell?

They are not companions, they just happen to be together.

Besides, they just laughed at me so much, so it would be nice to let them suffer a little loss.

Thinking of this, Hu Qianyan suddenly realized that he was not that miserable after all.

As for the white-faced scholar and Tu Lei Gong, although they were more concerned about Gu Nuoyan because of Hu Qianyan's failure, they didn't take it too seriously.

After all, they themselves are stronger than Hu Qianyan.

Next, they will continue to act according to the original plan.

......

.....

The next day.

It was just dawn.

Gu Nuoyan woke up in a daze, and the sun shone in through the window.

Also pouring in are the tangy fragrance of flowers and soft marshmallows.

"Yaya has finally grown up?"

Muttering, Gu Nuoyan opened his sleepy face.

Just as he was about to sit up, he felt a pain in his stomach and became unsteady, so he lay back down.

Strange, why does his stomach hurt so much?Is it a bad stomach?

In doubt, he turned around and looked around.

"What's going on with this 'wood'-shaped pit?"

Opposite the bed, there was a wooden-shaped hole about the same size as him, and there were also spiderweb-like cracks spreading around the wall.

It seems like there was a fierce battle last night.

Could it be that he was hit in the stomach during the battle?

With doubts, he turned his head and looked to the other side.

Ye Shiji's green sleeping face came into view as she was so close.

He once looked at this beautiful morning scene with obsession, his eyes were dull and confused for a few seconds, and then he suddenly bounced back.

Damn it, when did I sleep with her? !

Gu Nuoyan suddenly woke up.

But after seeing Ye Shiji's delicate body covered with a layer of gauze obscene clothes, he thought about it after being stunned.

He didn't sleep with her.

No, the correct statement is that I couldn't sleep.

I vaguely remember that the scene was like this -

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts the dragon to death!"

Ye Shiji screamed, broke away from Gu Nuoyan's hand, raised her foot and kicked her directly.

Then Gu Nuoyan was kicked against the wall.

The one shaped like 'Wu'.

Everyone knows what happened after that.

Because it hurt too much, Gu Nuoyan simply forgot this memory.

He fell asleep directly.

This was really the first time he was interrupted before he was about to score a hole-in-one.

Are dragons that weak?

Can't you even bear his intensity?

Or is she an exception?

With doubts and curiosity, Gu Nuoyan wanted to find out. After all, he was a good boy with a strong thirst for knowledge.

then.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Xiaoyan, what are you doing?"

Ye Shiji woke up, looking at him in a daze with her sleepy eyes from top to bottom.

This angle is amazing.

......

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Chapter 13Can’t resist

"Master, why don't you eat? Is it because what Yaya cooked today is not to your liking?"

"Master, why are you holding your stomach all the time? Is your stomach uncomfortable?"

Early morning, courtyard.

Yaya jumped up and down, staring at Gu Nuoyan who was acting strangely, asking questions one after another.

The big fluffy tail swings back and forth rhythmically, expressing the fox's inner joy, excitement and excitement at this moment.

Gu Nuoyan glanced sideways and did not answer. After looking around, he turned to ask:

"Where is Ye Juji?"

"As for Sister Juggernaut, she locked herself in the room alone and refused to eat even if I told her to." Yaya glanced at the breakfast on the table tiredly.

People are iron, and rice is steel, so you panic if you don't eat a meal.

Yaya couldn't imagine what it would be like to not eat a meal.

Just thinking about it made her feel like she was going to lose all her hair.

"Speaking of young master, what happened between you and Sister Juggernaut? Why did she look like this when she came out of your room early in the morning." Recalling the reasons why Juggernaut became like this, Yaya asked curiously.

Creatures like foxes have a strong curiosity about everything in the world.

Gu Nuoyan felt a little guilty after being stared at by Yaya's too innocent gaze.

He couldn't say it was because the dragon was afraid of pain.

This will make the dragon lose face.

Gu Nuoyan's eyes rolled.

"What's wrong with your mouth?" He stared at Yaya's mouth and asked.

From just now, Gu Nuoyan has been very concerned about it.

It was flat and big, as if it had been burned, and two sausages were stuck on it.

If he hadn't watched from a distance, at first glance, Gu Nuoyan would have thought that the fox was hanging there with two sausages hanging there early in the morning.

The picture is simply beautiful.

"Wum, Yaya doesn't know this either. Yaya became like this when she woke up early in the morning."

Yaya touched her sausage mouth depressedly.

The fox ears on the top of the head and the tail on the buttocks also drooped to the ground softly.

The snow-white hair once lost its luster.

She was now an unattractive fox.

"Is it like this when you wake up early in the morning?"

Gu Nuoyan twitched his brows and grasped the key information.

"Yes, yes." Yaya nodded repeatedly in response, crossing her arms in front of her small chest, her cheeks puffed up into small steamed buns, "It must be a bee from nowhere, sneaking in in the middle of the night and stinging my mouth. When this happens, the fox is really angry to death."

"Bee? Really?"

Gu Nuoyan muttered, stroking his chin and squatting in front of Yaya, carefully observing Yaya's lips.

The lips looked more like they were burned by something hot than being stung.

Um? !Burned?

Speaking of which, the big fox was burned last night, and the location was surprisingly consistent with Yaya's.

Could it be...

"Where were you last night?" Gu Nuoyan stared at Yaya with narrowed eyes.

The two ears on Yaya's head twitched back and forth. She recalled and said, "I was sleeping in the house last night. Is there anything wrong with the young master?"

Gu Nuoyan:......

question?The problem is huge. Now I seriously doubt that you are the real body of that ghost-pressing fox.