Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

It's so weird. It's really weird. What's wrong with this?

Doubts and puzzlements followed one after another. In such an atmosphere, Liu Yue said:

"Congratulations on being ranked fifth among the geniuses. This dish is specially selected for you by my master. I hope it will satisfy your appetite."

Liu Yue clapped her hands gently, and young girls in gorgeous costumes walked in one after another carrying trays.

It's really just a banquet.

There is no trick at all,

It seems that I misunderstood her this time.

Gu Nuoyan relaxed his shoulders a little and picked up the chopsticks to start enjoying the banquet.

However, when he was about to take off his chopsticks, he was stunned again.

Stir-fried broccoli, braised spinach, cold zucchini...and pearl emerald green turtle soup. How come the dishes at this banquet are all in the same color?

Could this woman be hinting at something?

Could it be that she wanted to say, forgive my brother who failed to live up to expectations?

Gu Nuoyan raised his head with doubts, and then he saw Liu Yue, who was also staring at Cai in a daze... It was a beautiful scene of a prosperous age.

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[Ask for an expired monthly pass. 】

Chapter 27 Want a jockey?

Why was she stunned?

what is this?

Seeing Liu Yue's unexpected behavior, Gu Nuoyan couldn't help but be stunned.

"This dish is well prepared and looks quite delicious." Liu Yuepi said with a smile.

Isn't this what you prepared for?What the hell are you surprised at... Gu Nuoyan secretly cursed.

"Indeed, thank you Master for hosting the banquet." Gu Nuoyan echoed his thanks.

Nowadays, superficial etiquette still has to be a show-off.

"This glass of wine is a tribute to you, and you can do as you please." Liu Yue held up the glass of wine as a gesture to Gu Nuoyan.

Her thin red lips opened slightly and she drank all the wine in the glass.

Gu Nuoyan raised his glass and nodded, and drank the wine in front of him in one gulp.

Then Liu Yue clapped her hands.

Several fairies with fluttering tulle skirts came out, melodious tunes sounded, singing and dancing, and the grand banquet would officially begin from now on.

Gu Nuoyan sipped the fairy brew again and again, turning his eyes away from time to time, sliding over the singing and dancing fairies and landing on Liu Yue.

His brows furrowed.

It's so suspicious. It's really suspicious. What kind of medicine is this woman selling in her gourd? What does she want to do?

At this time, Gu Nuoyan felt deeply confused.

I thought Liu Yue wanted to vent all her perverted emotions on her like before.

She never expected that this time it would be so normal, so normal that it even made people think that she shouldn't be normal.

Could this be her new perverted method?

Or is she playing hard to get?

Or, is there any other reason?

"Stop first."

At this time, Liu Yue waved her hand, the singing and dancing stopped, the fairies retreated, and Liu Yue also stood up and came to him.

Sure enough, this guy still wants to do something.

Gu Nuoyan was alert and filled up immediately.

then.

Liu Yue sat opposite her in such a polite manner and asked kindly:

"What's wrong? You've been secretly looking at me since just now. Is there something on my face?"

Liu Yue's jade hand caressed her cheek gently, as tenderly as water, and smiled charmingly.

That smile makes people's hearts flutter, and the moment they see it, it hits their hearts and makes them beat non-stop.

Looking at it this way, my master, this old woman, is quite beautiful.

Apart from being a little older, no one can find anything wrong with him.

Could it be that this is the charm of mature women?

"Master is as beautiful as a fairy. I just accidentally fell in love with it."

Gu Nuoyan responded according to his past response method without conscience.

"Hahaha, my teacher is almost half an old lady, how can I still have that kind of charm? You really love to joke." Liu Yuexiao's flower branches trembled.

Gu Nuoyan:......

With such a relaxed smile on her face, Gu Nuoyan didn't know whether she was sincerely mocking herself or whether she was deliberately pretending.

Gu Nuoyan couldn't understand this woman more and more now.

"I heard that you are also preparing to participate in the Prodigy Battle."

Liu Yue took a bite of green broccoli and asked calmly.

Gu Nuoyan pondered for a while and replied: "As the eldest disciple of Huanhe Sect, I should also make some contributions to the sect."

Ever since Xia Yingxin lost all her cultivation, there have been no disciples from the Huanhe Sect on the list of geniuses for many years.

Despite the publicity provided by Liu Yue, the most beautiful woman, the number of new disciples joining the Huanhe Sect is decreasing year by year.

If it can gain momentum in the Tianjiao War, it will certainly be able to promote the Huanhe Sect and introduce a lot of new blood.

Gu Nuoyan's words sounded like that.

"I'm very happy that you have the heart to become a teacher." Liu Yue nodded happily, "But everything still puts your own safety first. Those who can be on the list of geniuses are among the best in strength. If you can't beat them, then Don’t hold on.”

"I will follow Master's teachings." Gu Nuoyan also nodded.

"Here, try this green roasted spinach. I just tasted it and it was pretty good."

Liu Yue personally picked up a piece of roasted spinach with bamboo chopsticks and placed it in Gu Nuoyan's oil dish.

Caring for his disciples affectionately, Liu Yue acted like a normal master caring for his disciples.

She cares about me?

Am I not actually having an erotic dream?

"Why don't you eat it?" Gu Nuoyan didn't move his chopsticks for a long time. Liu Yue pursed her lips and sneered, "Maybe you are doubting me and adding medicine in it."

"How dare you, disciple?" Gu Nuo said and quickly picked up the spinach and put it into his mouth.

Since she wanted to play so much, Gu Nuoyan wouldn't mind playing more with her.

However, Liu Yue said at this moment:

"It's normal for you to be suspicious. After all, my teacher did want to drug him inside."

"..."

Gu Nuoyan's chewing movement stopped abruptly.

The corners of his eyebrows couldn't help but twitch.

Liu Yue burst into laughter, leaning forward and back with laughter.

"Hahaha, I'm kidding you. You are my most important disciple. How could I be willing to drug you? You little fool."

"Ha, hahaha, you're naughty again." Gu Nuoyan also laughed in agreement.

"Yes, so after careful consideration, I decided to give you the medicine."

Gu Nuoyan's laughter stopped.

The thought of stabbing someone appeared in the depths of his eyes.

Liu Yue laughed so hard that her branches trembled again, "Hahaha, I'm still teasing you. Don't you think that I have a reason to drug you?"

Just because I thought about it carefully, I felt that if it were you, you would definitely do such a thing... Gu Nuoyan cursed, but still showed panic mixed with uneasiness and asked:

"Disciple, I don't know if there is something that has angered Master. Please tell Master clearly."

"Who said I drugged you just because you made me angry?" Liu Yue asked with a chuckle.

"Then the disciple has not angered the master?"

"No, you have angered me."

Gu Nuoyan:......

There is a saying that I don’t know whether to say it or not, I want to fuck you so much.

"Also, Master, please tell me clearly where did this disciple offend Master. I am willing to bear all punishment." Suppressing the displeasure in his heart, Gu Nuoyan was eager to correct himself.

Liu Yue held her chin with one hand, leaning on the table, her pretty eyes trembling slightly, watching him faintly:

"Oh ho, are you sure?"

Can I say that I'm not sure now... Looking at Liu Yue's evil smile as her plot succeeded.

Gu Nuoyan suddenly realized that this could be what the other party was waiting for.

If this is the case, this old woman's palace is really too deep.

"Master, please tell me, as long as the disciple can do it." Gu Nuoyan said bravely, while silently preparing to simulate running away at any time.

Unexpectedly, Liu Yue suddenly stood up.

Lift your hips.

Then, she sat on his lap.

The jade arms wrapped around his neck.

Gu Nuoyan:? ? ?

Gu Nuoyan looked confused and before he could react, his chin was lifted by Liu Yue.

The delicate breath blew behind the ears, and the charming voice echoed in the ears.

"My good disciple, do you want to ride on Meizu?"

Gu Nuoyan:?

Chapter 28 I don’t agree with this pair of Taoists [Second update, please vote for me]

Chinese culture is extensive and profound.

In this country with many cultures and profound charm of words, many words that are worth spreading forever have naturally been born.

For example, Jockey Meizu.

As the times continue to advance, people's hobbies have become more and more perverted.

Today's monks are no longer limited to the arrogant little junior sister and the big-breasted senior sister who discuss the philosophy of life together.

Now this is a prosperous era where masters and disciples know each other well.

To be more serious, even the ancestors would not be spared.

The older the wife, the bigger the generation gap is, the legal wife is more attractive.