Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

To sum up, the moment Gu Nuoyan heard Liu Yue say this word.

It was as if a surge of energy was stirred up in his body.

He wanted to work hard to inherit the fine traditions of his ancestors.

but.

Jockey, OK!

Crows can fly, no!

Gu Nuoyan's kidney said that he was still a child and he really couldn't bear it.

"Master is the light, the sun of the disciples, and the goal for which the disciples must work hard. The master is the most respected object by the disciples. Anyone who dares to be unfavorable to the master is slapping the disciple in the face and working against the disciple." , this disciple will never do something as bad as a pig or a dog, like bullying his master and destroying his ancestors!"

Gu Nuoyan was serious and said that even he himself did not believe that he was actually a good disciple who respected his teachers and elders.

In this case, you can only pretend to be stupid first and then make corresponding judgments based on the situation.

After all, Liu Yue's behavior was not as good as before, and Gu Nuoyan was not able to act for the time being.

However, Liu Yue smiled and shook her head.

"Stop pretending, I know you understand what I mean, and I also know that your Overlord Spear has already been contaminated with a lot of dirty, unclean blood, but don't worry, I don't mind this, after all. You just made a mistake that any man would make, you were just having fun with them, right?

Therefore, I choose to forgive you. "

"No, Master, I don't think I have ever used a gun. My weapon is a sword. It is the kind of sword that flashes and dodges, and is filled with blood when it is inserted. You must have remembered wrongly. I am a swordsman. Not a spearman." Gu Nuoyan continued to act stupid.

"That's right, you can use this trick on me." Liu Yue sneered and rolled her eyes. Then she changed her sitting position and wrapped her legs around his waist. She stopped beating around the bush and said directly:

"Da Di Di, I want you to assist me in my cultivation. I want to spend the rest of the day with you."

Damn it, fuck it, fuck it up!

However, I am uneducated, so I can say it all over the world.

Old lady, are you so straight now?

Is this really the old woman who trampled him with her feet at the first sight of her?

Their personalities are so different. Who is pretending to be this?

etc?Pretend?

Is it...

"You are Liu Yue's other personality."

"Oh, is it actually exposed? I thought I could hold on until you showed your Overlord Spear. What a pity."

Liu Yue, no, it should be illusion.

She spread her hands and shook her head sadly.

"What do you want to do?" Gu Nuoyan narrowed his eyes coldly.

Knowing that this was not Liu Yue's original personality, Gu Nuoyan stopped pretending, narrowed his eyes coldly, and threw Liu Yue ruthlessly from his body.

The illusion that controlled Liu Yue's body turned over and lay enchantingly on her side in front of Gu Nuoyan's thigh. Her green-white jade hand rested on his thigh, drawing faint circles.

She smiled tenderly and charmingly, "What are you doing? I'm going to fuck you."

"...Don't play word games with me." Gu Nuoyan had a straight face, suddenly realized something, and said coldly, "You prepared this banquet."

"No, this is indeed prepared for you by Xiao Yueyue." Xuanyuan played with her hanging hair with her other hand and sneered, "I just suddenly wanted to play a hole-in-one game with you, so I went out of my way to It just came out of nowhere.”

"Do you think I believe you?" Gu Nuoyan rolled his eyes.

"I think you should believe it." Xuan Huan climbed up, put his hands on his thighs, leaned forward and looked around, greedily licking his red lips, "After all, I'm here to give you benefits, don't you want to What does this body do? Xiao Yueyue is asleep now and doesn't know anything. You can do whatever you want now."

As he spoke, the illusive jade hands caressed his whole body in an enchanting manner.

Not forgetting to seductively wink at Gu Nuoyan.

Directly display your own charm to the fullest.

To be honest, Gu Nuoyan was moved.

Although he loves to show off, even though he no longer shows off, Jockey Meizu is something that no normal male disciple can refuse.

He is a normal man after all.

But when I think about it, it will turn out like this.

"This kind of thing is fine no matter what. If you have anything to say, please tell me." Gu Nuoyan resolutely refused and continued to maintain a cold face.

"It's really boring. I thought they would replace Xiao Yueyue with you halfway through." Xuan Huan sighed with regret, "What a pity. I originally wanted to see Xiao Yueyue being penetrated by you. What kind of expression will it look like in the end? I think I will be very happy."

"If you don't tell me, I'll go back."

After that, Gu Nuoyan stood up and left.

"Okay, okay, I'm not joking anymore, I think you're in a hurry." Xu Huan raised his jade feet and gently rubbed his calves to soothe his violent temper.

"Then speak quickly."

Gu Nuoyan urged with his arms crossed.

His face seemed a little impatient.

Xuan Huan also knew what was going on and didn't make any more trouble, and raised his fingers towards him.

"Come here~."

"..."

"I won't cause trouble. If you don't believe it, you can kill me now." As he said that, Xu Huan was about to spread his legs.

Gu Nuoyan put his ear close to it.

"Oh, I really don't understand you. After all, Xiao Yueyue and I are also recognized as the number one beauties. If the number one beauty voluntarily sacrifices herself, you are too picky." Xuan Huan spread his hands and muttered resentfully.

Then under the urging of Gu Nuoyan's gaze.

Xuan Huan twisted her waist and came close to his ear.

"You are not allowed to win No. 1 in the next Tianjiao battle."

"Why?" Gu Nuoyan frowned.

"Don't worry about this." Xuan Huan spread his hands and rested his head on his thigh and fell asleep. "Anyway, this is not harmful to you or me. Of course, you don't have to listen to my teacher. Anyway, being a teacher doesn't matter. Yes."

"You don't seem to be my master." Gu Nuoyan rolled his eyes.

"Xiao Yueyue and I are the same person. Rounding things off, you can be considered my apprentice."

"This is rounding off, I really can't give it up."

Gu Nuoyan sneered and looked away.

Xu Huan didn't say anything immediately, but after glancing outside the door, he stood up and straddled Gu Nuoyan's body.

Gu Nuoyan frowned and was about to let people go down, otherwise his kidneys would make mistakes.

Xu Huan excitedly said loudly: "Great, then we will no longer be a master-disciple relationship from now on, we will be Taoist couples from now on. That matter should not be delayed, let's start a weekend break."

"Ah?!" Gu Nuoyan was stunned. I promised you something, so don't talk nonsense.

He was just about to say this.

"I don't agree with this pair of Taoists."

bang-

The door was suddenly pushed open.

Chapter 29 Being number one is very empty.

The door was slammed open.

The visitor was none other than the invincible swordsman Ye Juji.

Ye Shiji suddenly broke in and startled Gu Nuoyan.

However, before Gu Nuoyan could make any appropriate reaction.

"I don't agree with this Taoist monk either, absolutely not!"

Suddenly, a little fairy who had danced passionately ran out from behind the stone pillar.

The veil hanging on her face has been taken off. If you look carefully, isn't this Zhao Zhao?

No wonder the dance just now was so hot, the little waist twist was so clever, the emotion was so good, it turned out that she was acting in her true self.

The truth is... No, why is she even here?

Will someone else show up later?

Gu Nuoyan was on guard and suspicious, but when he saw no one showed up again, he breathed a sigh of relief!

"You guys, you've known this would happen a long time ago." Gu Nuoyan lowered his voice and interrogated Xuanyuan.

Xu Huan smiled in his ear, "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just telling the truth. I really want to spend the rest of my life with you, and I want you to be my Taoist companion."

As he finished speaking, Xuan Huan stretched out his pink tongue and licked Gu Nuoyan's earlobe.

The tingling feeling almost made Gu Nuoyan cry out in pleasure.

"Hey, be good to me."

Gu Nuoyan gritted his teeth, pressed his hands hard on Liu Yue's shoulders, and tried to push the person away.

But before that, a pair of soft jade hands stretched out from behind, passed through his creaking hole and directly lifted him up.

Just listen to Ye Shiji shaking her head crazily and saying:

"No, no, no, absolutely not! Xiaoyan, I won't object to any woman you want to find, even if it's a man, but this woman is absolutely not an option. You can't control this woman, she's just a slut!"

Then Zhao Zhao also echoed: "That's right, Jia, ah, no, Mr. Gu, are you worthy of my sister-in-law? Are you worthy of Miss Xia? Are you worthy of me taking what you wrote, no, no, wait, you Why do you call her bird?"

What Zhao Zhao said was chaotic, and she always felt like she didn't know what she was talking about.

In short, the scene was chaotic.

This was the first time Gu Nuoyan encountered such a troublesome scene.

Of course, when we were in the Western Region, the scene was not so troublesome when Zeng Qinghan, who was the most difficult to deal with, was around.

If I had known this would happen, I shouldn't have hesitated just now and just simulated it directly.

unwise.

Facing two women, one on the left and one on the right, he didn't even give him a chance to speak.

Gu Nuoyan simply put it on his back and let the two women sway from side to side with an expression as if his soft body had been hollowed out.

Nothing matters.

Unexpectedly, there was a person who walked away from here while they were making a fuss.

......

Night, dark and quiet.

The moon is desolate and gloomy.

A young girl twisted her graceful waist and maintained a smiling expression while walking in the bamboo courtyard behind the mountain.

Suddenly, the smile on the girl's face disappeared, replaced by a look of livid resentment.

"You bastard, if you want to die, just tell me earlier. Believe it or not, I will die with you now."

Liu Yue's eyes were cold and she bared her teeth.

The illusory smile echoed in her mind.

"Hehehe, they are just helping Xiao Yueyue say what you dare not say. They may have some bad intentions."

"Shut up, I have already said that you don't need to interfere in my affairs." Liu Yue shouted coldly, her face cold.

Her anger was about to reach its peak.

Xu Huan also stopped laughing.

Said instead.