Shinji Ikari returns from Warhammer

"Quit drinking?" Katsuragi Misato followed confusedly.

Shinji Ikari glanced at her, "Of course it's to keep fit. What are you thinking about?"

"Ah, you kid! You have to study hard in school and stop messing around!" Misato Katsuragi pounced on him, inserted two thumbs into his mouth, grabbed his face and pulled hard on both sides, "At least, in this semester, We can’t… mess up the relationship between men and women anymore! Do you hear me!”

Shinji Ikari wants to say that he has never had any sexual relations with men, unlike the slutty wolf next door.I just change partners faster, but in essence, I am in pure love.

But obviously, Misato Katsuragi couldn't listen.

Seeing Ikari Shinji nod slightly, Katsuragi Misato also breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that the turmoil of this matter had come to an end.

But she obviously still underestimated the impact of this incident.

The next day, when she went to work as usual, the moment the elevator door opened, a middle-aged man wearing black-rimmed glasses appeared in her field of vision.

NERV is the executive agency of SEELE and can also be regarded as a quite large violent group.It has departments such as tactical operations, technology development, special supervision and security intelligence.It also has many branches in various countries around the world and is a huge cross-border organization.

Because of its political nature, most of its members wear corresponding uniforms and military badges that symbolize their status.

But the middle-aged man in front of him was just wearing an ordinary black coat.Only those who are truly powerful do not need straight military uniforms and shiny copper buttons to show their status.

Gendo Ikari, the commander of NERV and the father of Shinji Ikari.

"Hi, Commander-in-Chief." Misato Katsuragi waved her hand with some guilt, although she didn't know the source of her guilt.

But Ikari Gendo just glanced at her and disappeared from Katsuragi Misato's sight as the elevator moved.But before she could breathe a sigh of relief, she saw the secretary holding a gift box still outside.

I saw him handing the gift box into his hand.

"These are some health products that the commander asked me to give you. There are some for men, some for women, and some for general use. If they are not enough, you can go through internal procedures and apply to your superiors."

Misato Katsuragi took the gift box blankly, and then felt despair.

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It is also because the physical changes of qualified persons involve the deepest secrets of the world. Only a few people know about Shinji Ikari's true physical examination status. Information including prostatitis is restricted from circulation.

But what really sparked a world-class heated discussion was when Shinji Ikari ended the battle with the Hiroyuki Apostle in two minutes and 58 seconds.

——Berlin, Germany, branch base.

"Wulu Sai, it's just killing an apostle. What's the big deal? If I meet him, I can kill him in less than 2 minutes! I'm just not at the headquarters. How can I allow him to be so arrogant!"

Standing in front of the elevator, Asuka, wearing an orange uniform, crossed her arms and made sarcastic remarks with disdain.But after all, she finally returned to the cockpit and conducted a simulated battle.

Her operational commander, Sir Tiffany, looked at the girl's back with a smile, showing an expression of relief.

——NERV Division, Bethany Base.

"Mary, you seem to have the talent of a qualified person."

At this time, in front of the elevator of the temporary No. [-] unit, a young man with a ponytail holding an internal special issue greeted the girl above.

Standing on the high platform is a girl wearing a dark green old-style combat uniform.The girl wears glasses and has beautiful long chestnut hair.Although he wears glasses, he is quite active.

"What?" Makiha turned around.

"Come and take a look at this." The young man with a wolf tail waved to her.

After hearing the voices of his colleagues below, he jumped down from the five- to six-meter-high platform and finally landed on the ground quite smoothly.Then he took the newspaper from the young man.

"In two minutes and 58 seconds, the fifth apostle Day Angel was killed. It seems that the headquarters has really discovered a very outstanding trump card." Makiha looked at the contents of the internal special issue and couldn't help but be surprised.

It is said to be an internal special issue, but most of them only understand the content a few days before the general public. The contents of NERV's activities are generally disclosed to the media. For example, there is no need to hide the matter of killing the Day Apostle.

"But I heard that the physical examination report belonging to the third qualified person has not been leaked." The young man with a wolf tail pigtail sighed as if unintentionally.

"Kaji-kun, are you curious about this?" Makiha did not answer directly, but looked sideways at this new colleague who was dispatched from Japan through labor some time ago.

"Absolutely, I'm just a little curious about what kind of outstanding physical fitness a qualified person who can kill the apostle with absolute advantage twice in a row has."

"This may disappoint you, because what is required to drive EVA is not a beautiful body like a bodybuilding champion," Makiha put away the newspaper, "but... something else."

But she only went so far because going any further would have been illegal.

But the Japanese colleague named Kaji didn't care, as if he really just came here to know a little bit about the inside story.Makiha waved to him with a smile on her face and held up the newspaper.

"Give this to me, okay?"

"Of course, Miss Mary. I would have a guilty conscience if I refuse a beauty like you." Kaji stroked his chest slightly.

Seeing Makibo jumping back to his job on the high platform, Kaji did not leave immediately. He looked to the east with a faint smile.

"Ikari, Shinji." He whispered the boy's name at intervals, "Anchor of fate, I really want to meet you."

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ps: Everyone knows that when driving EVA, the body and soul of those who are qualified will undergo some changes.

Xiaojiu organized it based on the content of the four parts of the new theatrical version.

Eligible Person: As a pilot, your body will gradually change, and depending on the degree of change, you will have some angelic characteristics.For example, life is extended, and appearance does not change as one ages.

In the Q movie version, Asuka calls it EVA's curse.This is just Liren's unique pretentiousness, which is common in Japanese comics, so don't pay attention to it.

So if you really want to calculate it, it's not a big deal if Makiha and Shinji Ikari are together.They are the same kind, age is no longer a problem.

Currently, Shinji Ikari is in the second stage, and his appearance will not change and his vitality will increase as he ages.

Chapter 24: When I was fourteen that year, I stood like a slave

On a hot summer day, in the suburbs of New Tokyo, in the mountains where the fog has not yet dissipated, a boy was running breathlessly, his red sneakers splashing water on the waterlogged road.

"Hurry up! Hurry up!" Misato Katsuragi was eating a sandwich with one hand and driving slowly behind him with the other hand. She glanced at the time on the car and said, "Ten kilometers of mountain running will make you exhausted. After all, can this still be considered a knight?"

Shinji Ikari didn't speak, but his heart beat like a drum in his chest.

Just looking at his appearance, the young man's even somewhat weak face is not suitable for joining the army.If you really go in, I'm afraid you will be very popular with your comrades.Of course, the way you like may not be acceptable to most people.

To put it simply, he doesn’t seem to be a very hard-working type.

However, Shinji Ikari took the initiative to apply for training from his superiors.But he was stopped by Ikari Yuantang. When he applied for the second time, the top management sent a doctor to examine him. In the end, he regretfully said that his innate vitality was insufficient, his body was weak, and overloading and exercising for a long time had a negative impact on him. It may even be fatal.Then he said euphemistically that the EVA driver did not need to be very physically fit, so he could just let him train his skills without any worries.

However, Shinji Ikari's words were pure farts. If he was weak, ask the victims in the hospital who were constantly beaten by him. They would know best.But what he said didn't count. The doctor said with a stamped and signed physical examination report that he was frail and sick, and he was frail and sick.Even if he was as strong as Yujiro Noma, he was still frail and sickly.

Shinji Ikari always had the feeling that someone was obstructing him.It's as if he doesn't like himself as he is now, and prefers the weak kid he once was.He didn't know why, but he always thought of the man with black-rimmed glasses.

Just when he was about to train alone, Katsuragi Misato stood up and chose to accompany him to train.

So in the past half month, Misato Katsuragi rarely gave up her habit of sleeping in. She would drive Mazda before sunrise and take Shinji Ikari for morning runs on an empty stomach along the roadside.After completing the daily tasks, he took the exhausted boy to eat a high-calorie breakfast.

From the initial three kilometers to the current ten kilometers, it only took half a month.But this level of physical training is already the limit.

It's not that Shinji Ikari's body can't support higher-intensity training. On the contrary, Shinji Ikari's own physical recovery ability is quite amazing. Even though his body has an inherent disadvantage, with his extremely outstanding talent and iron ambition, he can become a A big muscle tyrant is not impossible.

But there are some things that you can’t just do whatever you want.

"Get in the car." Misato Katsuragi looked at Shinji Ikari who had finished training and patted the co-pilot. "Today, my sister will take you to have a bowl of Otsutsuki ramen to warm up. Akagi recommended it to me."

The blue Mazda's engine roared and disappeared into the distance with two streaks of white smoke.

In summer, the warm breeze blows the girls' ultra-short skirts, and the cicadas still chirp under the green shade. Looking from the rooftop of the teaching building to the school's Youyi River, the water surface is sparkling.

After returning from Hakone, Shinji Ikari's life returned to the three points and one line of dormitory, school, and training.Occasionally, I receive simulation training from NERV, but it is just a casual pastime.

It was still the time when the frail physical education teacher was in class, and men and women were divided into two groups, long-distance running for boys and swimming lessons for girls.

"Very good! Run Aliangliang, you can reach No. 2 in no time!" The boys roared on the playground, "It's okay, just settle down a little more, it's just that the heavy rain yesterday ruined your championship dream! You can do it Brothers!"

"Come on! Kayoko, if you lose, treat us to a sundae!" The girls also started to get into the water.

Girls wearing only simple student swimsuits stood by the pool. Some had already jumped out of the pool, while others were holding on to the grid-like guardrail and saw the male classmates peeking secretly on the other side.

"Ah, I feel like those people are looking at us." The girl who stuffed her long hair into a hood clasped the edge of her swimsuit on her butt with her hands.

"Absolutely, I feel like Suzuhara is looking at me lustfully!" A girl followed and hugged the waist of the girl in front of her.

"Ah, how annoying! I'm not talking about him, I'm talking about you, Lin Jiang!" The girl wearing a hood laughed and dodged.

At this time, Suzuhara Toji, who was lying on the other side of the lawn, was not looking at the girls, but Shinji Ikari sitting there.

After witnessing the day angels ravaging Tokyo, how did Shinji Ikari, who had already piloted Unit [-], destroy the apostles.Suzuhara Toji no longer had much hatred for this domineering transfer student in his heart, and even felt a little guilty because of his reckless behavior.

But it was absolutely impossible for him to apologize. He was even gearing up and working hard to keep fit. As for the fist that Shinji Ikari punched him, he decided to pay it back fairly and justly before graduation sooner or later.

But within a few seconds, the collective shouts of the girls across the swimming pool could be heard.

"So cute, Ikari-chan!"

Suzuhara Toji, whose original hatred had dissipated, once again stared brightly at the boy in the white shirt sitting at the top of the lawn.There is no doubt that Ikari-chan is referring to Shinji Ikari.

In the eyes of girls, he is an elegant, polite and cute boy.It's the kind of Perfect Boy that you can't find fault with even the sweet potatoes.

The identity of the EVA driver brings a considerable degree of mystery to him. He may have some central air-conditioning attributes, but he respects women, always wears an impeccable smile, and always gives you a smile when no one else is aware of your weakness. You help.In the eyes of boys, he is a psycho.

Shinji Ikari doesn't care about other people's eyes at all. He rarely participates in club activities and is also a member of the Homecoming Club in school.He often even skipped classes wantonly in the name of working at NERV.

No one knew what he was thinking.

Ayanami Rei sat alone on the edge of the swimming pool, along with many other girls, looking at the boy sitting on the lawn.

Are the pilot of Unit [-] who tore apart the apostles like a violent beast and the kind-hearted young man in front of him really the same person?Ayanami Rei didn't know, but she was curious.

"Ikari Shinji."

The young man lying on the lawn didn't know it. He looked at the blue sky and white clouds and buttoned the fat man's crotch in a blind spot where no one was around.

After finishing his studies during the day, Shinji Ikari returned home as usual.

When he opened the door, he saw red high heels lying in the entrance hall, but there was only one.Shinji Ikari was not surprised, and then he found another one in the trash can.

"Miss Katsuragi, sometimes I have to ask you to pay more attention to your image." Shinji Ikari put the high heels back in the shoe cabinet at the entrance, walked to the living room, and said helplessly to Misato Katsuragi, who was lying on the sofa with her belly button pressed.

"It's okay to be careful about your image outside, but you should also be careful at home. Get me some potato chips, thank you."

Shinji Ikari reached out to get the potato chips, then opened the package and took a big bite, then handed Misato Katsuragi a can of beer.

"Akagi warned me. I can drink it, but you can't. By the way, speaking of Akagi, I have to give this to you."

Misato Katsuragi said as she took it out of her pocket, but found nothing.I saw Shinji Ikari standing up and taking out two plastic hard cards from the inner pocket of the windbreaker on the hanger at the entrance.

"Yes, this is it." Misato Katsuragi patted her head and suddenly realized, "It seems that there are too many spies infiltrated into NERV headquarters, so they all need to be replaced with new security cards. The one above is yours, and the one below is Rei's. . You are all classmates, please help me transfer it to her tomorrow."

"Tomorrow is Sunday (Saturday)." Shinji Ikari held the new security card with half a fig leaf and a photo of Rei Ayanami.

"It doesn't matter, I gave it to you anyway. If she can't come home, it will be your responsibility."

Chapter 25: Rei, the backside of the heart

At night, lying on the bed, Shinji Ikari looked at the new security card in his hand, with his photo on the front.

Shinji Ikari turned over.Speaking of which, he felt like he didn't understand the organization he was in now.

As an internal cadre reserve with the rank of lieutenant.Shinji Ikari also knew some inside information. He knew that NERV had power beyond the state. The essence of its establishment purpose was to serve as an artificial evolution research institute and its surrounding facilities, as well as for defense.The main mission is to develop and study EVA and the investigation of unconfirmed object apostles, and to capture and annihilate them at the same time.

However, he always felt that both Akagi and Ikari Gendo were hiding very important secrets from him, even Misato Katsuragi, who was sleeping soundly next door.

Flip the security card over to the back. Printed on the black background is NERV, the symbol of half a fig leaf.

NERVE means "nerve" in German, but the security card only says NERV.Because the missing E is hidden in the entire logo composed of half a fig leaf.

Shinji Ikari remembered that fig leaves had religious connotations, so he turned around and took out his mobile phone to search online.Sure enough, it is described in the Old Testament that after Adam and Eve ate the fruit of wisdom and gained self and wisdom, they became aware of the existence of others and began to feel ashamed of their naked bodies. They used fig leaves to cover their private parts.The fig leaf has since become a symbol of human original sin - however, NERV used it as a symbol, which made Shinji Ikari frown slightly.

Vaguely, he seemed to hear the vague sound of wind mixed with roaring coming from somewhere far away.

"Human beings do not need original sin. This fig leaf represents the symbol of human victory against heaven."

Then why only half a slice?

Shinji Ikari narrowed his eyes.Finally, under the NERV logo, he saw a line of small red letters in English - "God's in his heaven. All's right with the world."

Shinji Ikari read it out gently.

"What God does not do, man does."

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