Shinji Ikari returns from Warhammer

However, when the smoke and dust dissipated, colorful barriers appeared around the apostle, but the apostle himself was safe and sound.

Vaguely, it seemed that one could hear the sharp laughter with a sarcastic charm, and the aftertaste like the fluttering wings of mosquitoes echoed in everyone's minds.The fifth apostle, Day Angel, twisted his slightly disgusting slender figure. Only visible to the naked eye, he could see white energy pouring into the front and forelimbs.

Although the self-defense system of the headquarters did not cause any harm to him, the enraged Day Angel still threw strange and slender light whips at the Haimas multiple rocket launcher systems arranged on both sides of the road.

This time, there were also sparks and lightning.But it was the Haimas multiple rocket launcher belonging to the Self-Defense Forces that turned into dust.

Chapter 21: The golden heaven is calling you

Regarding the destruction of the Haimas multiple rocket launcher system, Misato Katsuragi acted very indifferently, as if she had expected this outcome.

"What a waste of taxpayers' money." Ritsuko Akagi took off her glasses, took a breath and wiped them gently.

"Some people just have to use up some ammunition, which is an inevitable loss for everyone." Misato Katsuragi crossed her arms, and the corners of her mouth revealed whether it was sarcasm or coldness.

If it is just to intercept the day angels, the better approach is to send Hyuga-class and Izumo-class helicopter destroyers to intercept. In Shin-juku, there are also air and sea lifting platforms assisted by the United Nations, especially two air-cushion landing crafts. Osomi-class landing ship.

And this was not intercepted until the landing of the Day Apostle. It can only be said that the loss of some things is necessary.

But for ordinary people who don't know, the scene in front of them is as if the earth is shattering.

The day angel, which looked like a sea cockroach, exited from its floating flight state and stood on the surface of Tokyo with its two slender hind limbs.The movement of the five pairs of short limbs on the chest filled the apostle's body with energy visible to the naked eye.Just like the original water apostle Sakir, a white angelic halo also appeared on the head of the day apostle.

"It's over! It's over!"

Kensuke Aida, who was holding a camera, was unconscious.

The energy of the day angel surges towards the two whips of light, releasing a blazing red beam, which is the light of the sun written in the Bible and the burning red mercury in Isaiah.The attack swings and the world turns into purgatory.The Day Apostle destroys everything around him indiscriminately with a god-like attitude, and the light whip he wields is like red lightning.

At this time, some senior officials of the military and NERV who intended to create reasonable losses could not help but feel frightened. Is what they were doing really right?Or should we really say that we should intercept it on the sea surface and use the strongest firepower to destroy this world-destroying angel that descended from mythology to the world.

Rows of missiles popped up from the hidden silos, but it was meaningless as they were all defended by the colorful absolute field.The Day Angel just pushed forward, continuously throwing out the light whip at a high speed that could not be tracked by the naked eye.The core of the anti-aircraft gun bombarded from a distance rotated at high speed, making a rumble like a train.

Until the siren that resounded throughout Tokyo opened a new curtain.

There was a loud rumble and steel-heavy footsteps sounded behind Apostle Day.The apostle turned around alertly. At this moment, he seemed to feel a familiar sense of oppression, which was the change brought about by the apostle's arrival in the world.In Christian terminology, it is called reiatsu, which describes the powerful force that directly impacts the human soul in the material world after the angel descends.

I saw a purple life form suddenly descending from the cracked road without any words.Magnificent orange light flashed in the depths of the eyes, and the high-rise buildings in the steel forest made deafening explosions at this moment, and artificial sirens ravaged the entire city. This was just caused by the forward sprint of the purple EVA. Sound waves.

The purple figure was as unstoppable as a dragon traveling across the river and into the sea. Unit-[-] was waving a roaring chain sword.With irresistible violence, he slashed fiercely at the apostle's barrier!In just a few seconds, the Day Apostle felt the fear that the Water Apostle had felt.

"Is this, Shinji Ikari...!"

Suzuhara Toji, whose head was wrapped with a bandage, widened his eyes at this moment.

The seven-color absolute field that could withstand serial bombings was instantly broken, and the 32-meter-long street was now billowing with smoke and dust, just because the weight of the two flying figures was enough to destroy everything in front of them.

Like an oregano and a cockroach, the apostle rose from the ruins, and the colorful absolute realm finally saved the day apostle's life.

The absolute realm is essentially a phase transfer space. When the absolute realm is affected by the outside world, the soul matter in it will move to a certain extent.The Day Apostle's layers of absolute realms like springs allowed him to use the reaction force brought by Unit [-] at the last moment to escape the fate of being beheaded by a sword.

But his fate of death was not lifted. The moment he raised his head, the sound of the chain sword that made his soul tremble was still echoing in his ears.

"Cry! Scream! Confess your sins to the Emperor!"

What came from the roar of the chain saw was Shinji Ikari's ferocious laughter.

The terrifying chain sword cut through a graceful arc, and the raging light whip was cut instantly.The Day Apostle instinctively flew high into the sky, but the absolute realm was still not strong enough after all. In the bloody wind, the lower half of his body was sawed in half by the chain sword.

At this time, in the central command room, the high-level officials watching the battle looked at each other.

"Is this the chainsaw sword that Lieutenant Ikari asked the equipment department to make? Well, the chainsaw sword... is very easy to use, but is it a bit too violent?" Kazuya Tsurumaki, a military representative, stood on the big screen He asked Misato Katsuragi in front of him.

"Maybe a little." Ritsuko Akagi's tone was not firm, "But after all, he is a young man, he is more energetic. Well, energetic!"

Kazuya Tsurumaki has no command authority, but simply observes the battle, saying that he is watching the battle scenes of the heroic pilots who save Tokyo.

Although he admired the violent gesture like a mad dragon ascending into the sky, and the devastating battle scenes had extremely violent aesthetics, it also affected another plan.

"This shouldn't be used for publicity." Kazuya Tsurumaki said, although it was a question, it was in an affirmative tone.

"I will arrange for the technical department to edit, so you don't have to worry about this." Misato Katsuragi said coldly.

Tsurumaki Kazuya nodded slightly and did not refute, but just returned his eyes to the big screen.He stared intently at the battle scene of Unit [-].

The Day Apostle was indeed worthy of being an angel in mythology. Even though half of his body was torn apart, he was still alive.He even flew to a high altitude that he thought was safe enough, and threw a solar whip at the purple machine on the ground.

But what surprised everyone was that Shinji Ikari did not dodge, and even the warm white concentric hexagonal field only unfolded the weakest layer, reaching out his left hand to grab the light whip that exceeded the speed of sound.

At the same time, the red warning in the cockpit of Unit [-] kept echoing in Shinji Ikari's ears.

The extremely high synchronization rate allows EVA pilots to have extremely high reaction capabilities. The reaction speed of Shinji Ikari's brain can be seen from the fact that he was able to catch the supersonic light whip just now.

If the reaction speed of wild cats is five times that of normal humans, at this time, the reaction speed of Shinji Ikari's brain, which is driving Unit [-], is even ten times that of normal (only during the driving period).

However, the painful touch feedback from this extremely high synchronization rate is also 2.8 times the normal value, but this kind of pain that goes straight to the soul makes Shinji Ikari tremble and reveal a cold and ferocious smile.

"Awesome, I'm starting to get a little excited, pink baby!"

Shinji Ikari completely ignored the burning pain caused by the light whip in his left hand, and even held the long whip tightly and waved it hard, causing the day apostle in the sky to draw a cold circle.

With one last sudden pull, Day Angel's entire figure fell to the ground like a meteor.

At this time, Shinji Ikari began to miss the thunder glove that his predecessor was best at. If the pink alien fell downward and thundered upward at the same time, the scene of the flesh and blood exploding would naturally be extremely satisfying.

But it doesn't matter, a qualified knight must learn to constantly explore happiness on the battlefield.

The already shapeless day angel made a mournful sound, but when he raised his head, what he saw was scarlet light flashing crazily deep in the eye holes of the purple body.

"Come on, my dear! Count with me, one, two, three, three, two, one! The golden heaven is calling you!"

The aftertaste of the burning pain in that palm still lingered in Shinji Ikari's mind, and he couldn't help but smile from the bottom of his heart.But in the eyes of the day apostle, the No. [-] unit, which was shining with scarlet light, opened its bloody mouth and showed an extremely ferocious smile towards him.

Chapter 22: Never again

The iron fist hit hard, without expanding the absolute territory at all, and just used the fist to tear apart any obstacle.

"Why don't you smile? Why don't you smile?" Shinji Ikari's eyes came out of Unit-[-]'s eyes, and he couldn't help showing a look of disappointment, "Sure enough, after all, he is still an alien who cannot inspire the emperor's favor. .”

Finally, the lingering lingering pain in Shinji Ikari's mind slowly faded away as time went by.His eyes were calm, and he held the rose rosary inscribed with the Emperor's Prayer in his right hand, and issued a sentence full of kindness to the formless Day Apostle below.

"May the merciful Emperor forgive you for your mistakes, being so alien and hiding your body, but I will not forgive your sins!"

The huge scarlet cross once again stands over Tokyo.The scarlet blood rain formed by the angel's death was like the emperor's love, pouring into this land equally and compassionately.

The purple machine stood in the center of the blood rain. Shinji Ikari looked at the sky, making fists with his hands and pressing them against his chest.

"Your blood has been shed today, but it ends here and there will be no more."

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The central command room was empty.

All the lights on both sides of the ceiling were extinguished, leaving only the large screen with flickering mosaics still glowing slightly.

"After all, your son still completed his plan. He is really an extremely sharp knife."

NERV Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki Komasu held a copy of the novel "Crime and Punishment" written by the Russian writer Fyodor Dostoevsky in one hand, and seemed to be flipping through the pages very seriously.But his heart has long drifted to the other end of time and space.

"But errors in the process will also lead to changes in the ending." Fuyutsuki Yukino closed the book and stared at Ikari Yuantang sitting on the other side of the long table.

"There are still no errors in the plan, it's just a process problem. Now we still proceed according to the original plan. We must first push him to Rei's side." Ikari Yuantang said.

"It's really cruel to give him hope and then give him the greatest despair." Dongyue Xingzeng sighed softly, "Have you ever thought about letting him live a peaceful life?"

"Destiny chose him 14 years ago. This is the script he must participate in. The cruel thing is not fate, but the world that chose him." Yuantang said.

But this is wrong.

This world does not have a predetermined destiny line. In the final analysis, it is the script written 14 years ago that allowed Shinji Ikari to embark on this cruel world destined to tragedy.

Dongyue Xingzeng nodded slightly, not knowing whether to express belief or disbelief.Then he pulled out a physical examination report from the book and pushed it in front of Ikari Yuantang from the other side of the long table.

"This is Shinji Ikari's physical examination report. I feel that both as a father and as the commander-in-chief, you should read it."

Ikari Yuantang is very familiar with this wife's teacher and his deputy.If it were just an ordinary physical examination report, he wouldn't take it out and tell himself privately here.

Ikari Yuantang picked up the physical examination report with some curiosity. The HDL (high-density lipoprotein) exceeded the normal level, and the bone mineral density was comparable to the peak level of a physiological male wrestler, but these did not surprise him at all.

Until the last item of the physical examination report.

Even Ikari Gentang, who witnessed Shinji Ikari tearing apart the Water Apostle like a god, didn't have any surprised look on his face, as if his face had a constant expression that was always neither sad nor happy. When he saw the physical examination report He was still shocked by the last item.

"prostatitis?"

The rain was heavy and dark clouds were pouring like mountains overhead.

It was obviously a clear day when we fought the day angel yesterday, but one night the dark wind suddenly changed and rain fell on Tokyo-[-].

NERV Headquarters, Underground Hakone, District [-].

The routine physical examination of the driver was carried out simultaneously with the maintenance of the No. [-] aircraft.Ritsuko Akagi put her hands in her pockets and watched the reports on liver function, blood sugar, urine, kidney function, bone density and other items displayed in front of her.

The driver's physical examination and the maintenance of the No. [-] aircraft are equally important.And even compared to the latter, the former is even more confidential.

Of course, normally qualified people are not as important as EVA, but some changes in physical data of qualified people are the top secrets among top secrets.Because it might reveal some of the world's ultimate secrets.

The relationship between humanity and the apostles, and the world.

Not even the driver himself can be revealed without permission.

The first thirteen items of the physical examination are normal, and the doctors responsible for the experience are all internal members and can be trusted.Even if they see some values ​​that are different from ordinary people, they will remain calm and even make a fake physical examination report after the end to cover up the real facts.

Until the last item, Shinji Ikari was a little embarrassed by the old doctor's gaze.He lay down again, and the old doctor pressed his lower abdomen with his hand and asked him how he felt.

"It hurts, and I kind of want to go to the bathroom." Shinji Ikari said frankly.

The doctor took another look at the routine blood test and urine test reports, and finally made the decision.

"You have prostatitis. It should be caused by frequent sexual intercourse. You should exercise restraint." The old doctor said earnestly.

At this moment, everyone in the room accompanying the inspection focused their attention on Shinji Ikari... and Misato Katsuragi behind him.

"No, what are you looking at me for?" Misato Katsuragi panicked instantly.

Ritsuko Akagi frowned and stared at the old doctor in front of him, "You said he has prostatitis, or is it caused by frequent sex. Do you know how old he is?"

"He is fourteen years old and is in good health. Although prostatitis is rare at his age, it is not impossible. Frequent sexual intercourse is only the main cause, as well as alcoholism and diet. My old man is very old and can still Is the diagnosis wrong?" The doctor was also a little angry, feeling that his authority was being challenged.

His resume can be found online, before entering NERV.He is a director of the Japanese Association for Research and Prevention of Male Diseases, and he is also a well-known expert doctor across the country.

And out of consideration for the reputation of the NERV executive and heroic pilot in front of him, he didn't say anything.The main reason was the frequent change of sexual partners. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but shake his head.

These high-ranking and powerful people are really good at playing tricks, even junior high school students are not spared.I just wronged this child and stepped into the dark and dirty world early.

The old doctor was heartbroken.

Misato Katsuragi quickly jumped in to defend herself, "It shouldn't be caused by drinking. I drank more than he did, but I didn't get it. Last weekend, I drank a box of German Oettinger fresh beer, and he only drank six bottles. , Shinji Ikari is always raising fish. If his disease is caused by drinking, wouldn’t it be the same for me?"

The old doctor carefully studied the faces of the two people, and then nodded with more certainty.

"Alcohol dependence, high-intensity drinking and sexual life are the causes of prostatitis in most men. Also..." the old doctor pulled out a piece of paper and wrote words like ghost characters, "You should also go and check it out. , just treat it as a physical examination.”

"No? Me?" Misato Katsuragi looked at everyone's suspicious eyes and was about to cry, "It's really not! It has nothing to do with me!"

Chapter 23: How rude, I am pure love

"The main reason is that the teenager's body is not yet mature. However, because he is a teenager, the body will recover quickly. It is conservatively estimated that it can return to normal in half a month. And you need to pay more attention to the psychological issues." Before leaving, the old doctor took Shinji Ikari spoke earnestly, "I know that you are under a lot of psychological pressure, including overeating, alcohol dependence, indulgence, and emotional dependence. A young boy like you who is still young is most likely to suffer from mental problems when he undergoes a sudden change. . But we must also set goals in life..."

In fact, this is a violation of regulations, but the old doctor can't bear to see the young hero in front of him who uses EVA to protect human beings become the plaything of high-level officials. He has also learned facial recognition. No matter how you look at it, the boy in front of you is a good boy.

"Okay, I've remembered everything." Shinji Ikari looked at the old man who spoke earnestly in front of him. In fact, he was also a little embarrassed.This kind of male privacy issue was actually exposed to the public, which made the proud noble knight extremely embarrassed.

I just blame this body for being too weak.How can one become the successor of Emperor Truth without a strong body?

In the elevator going back, Misato Katsuragi finally began to complain to Shinji Ikari.

"In less than a month since I arrived at the new school, I have had seven girlfriends. I also have prostatitis. Are you a pile driver?"

Looking at the investigation report, Katsuragi Misato was furious.

Misato Katsuragi, who considers herself the commander and guardian of the operation, thinks she knows enough about Shinji Ikari, only to discover that she is only seeing the tip of the iceberg.This time, Shinji Ikari rarely spoke to refute. He looked at the reflective mirror in the elevator and could vaguely see the pale boy, and made up his mind.

"I was hurt by wine and sex, and I am so haggard! From today on..."