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A few people chatted and smoked. After 10 minutes, they turned to the entrance of a small alley. The door was filled with various tricycles or vans coming to purchase goods. Even the air nearby was filled with a faint smell of blood.

The two people drove the tricycle into the yard and loudly asked the people inside, "Has that pig been killed?"

"I'm about to kill you, come here and help."

After getting the confirmation, the two of them waved to Su Hao and led him to rush inside, "Brother Su, if you want to see our dragon-slaying sword, hurry up, it's about to start."

The two of them carried the bathtub and rushed inside, stepping on the water stains on the ground.

After a while, we came to a place that looked like a kitchen.

The place is filled with various chopping boards and props. There are many blood-red sinks near the chopping boards, as well as iron hooks hanging on the sinks.

A pig's cry came from not far away.

Soon I saw a pig that was washed white and weighed about [-] kilograms tied to a trailer. Its hands, feet and mouth were tied, and it was lying on the trailer struggling.

There were several people surrounding the trailer.

One of them was wearing a pair of rain boots, his lower body was a pair of dirty jeans whose color could not be seen clearly, his upper body was bare, and he had an apron on his chest.

He was holding a knife case in his hand and a cigarette in his mouth. He kept urging: "Hurry up. Are the basins for collecting manure and the basins for collecting pig blood ready?"

The two young men who led Su Hao in immediately went into busy mode. One kicked an iron basin and moved it to the end of the chopping board, while the other stuffed the bathtub he had just brought in under the chopping board.

Su Hao then discovered that the chopping board was not only taller than usual, but also covered with a layer of cowhide, with several blood grooves on both sides.

At this time, I heard someone shout, "One, two, three, get up."

Four or five men twisted the pig's limbs and tail respectively and lifted it to the chopping board.

The pig's struggle became more intense.

What surprised Su Hao was that the man wearing rain boots put the wooden box aside and took out a butcher's knife from it calmly.

The blade of the blade is like a man with rain boots. The color is no longer visible. Only a gray-brown patch can be seen clearly on the blade surface, and there is still some white cold light at the edge of the blade.

The man placed the butcher's knife on the chopping board next to the pig's head. The previous sounds of struggling and pig squealing disappeared. Instead, there was a smell of feces and urine.

The feces and urine flowed out from the pig's butt and dripped into the iron basin that had been prepared under the chopping board.

"Everyone, go out and wait for 5 minutes before starting the slaughter."

The man in rain boots waved his hand, threw the cigarette butt in his hand directly to the ground and stamped it out.

Su Hao clearly saw a line of crystal clear tears flowing out of the pig's eyes.

What kind of bloody evil thing is this? It can actually scare a living pig so much that it doesn't even dare to struggle, and can only accept the fate of being slaughtered in tears?

Chapter 93

"This knife must have a reputation, and it goes far beyond its 100-year history."

Su Hao took advantage of the moment when the others were leaving and took a closer look. It turned out that the layer of dark brown dirt on the surface of the blade was not rust, but the traces left by dried blood.

To be precise, it should be dark red blood stains.

It's just that the angle was wrong just now, and it looked gray-brown under the refraction of the light.

As soon as he got closer, a pungent smell of blood came from the butcher's knife. Even Su Hao, who had just taken a medicinal bath and was full of blood, couldn't help but shudder, as if he suddenly touched the refrigerator door with his bare arms on a hot day. on the inner partition.

"Hey, who is that? Come out quickly, you may get sick if you stay next to the knife for too long."

The man in rain boots led a group of employees to smoke at the door.

One of the young employees who had brought Su Hao over just now cleverly stepped forward and introduced a few words, vaguely hearing the words "Disciple Tan Zuo Chen... is a policeman... let me see the dragon-slaying sword" and other words.

The man in rain boots suddenly realized something and immediately hugged Su Hao's shoulders enthusiastically and came to the other side of the corridor. He lowered his voice and asked, "Did you encounter something dirty and want to rent my treasure?"

The reason why Su Hao came to take a look was because he was thinking about the future. Of course, he was more out of curiosity.

Who would have thought that the other party would see through it at a glance.

He nodded immediately, then shook his head, "I heard from the master that your family has an ancestral pig-killing knife with a history of more than a hundred years. It is full of blood evil energy and can ward off evil spirits in the house, so I came over curiously to have a look."

The man in rain boots stared at Su Hao's face and laughed twice, as if he had seen through your inner thoughts, "You policemen are also a very dangerous profession. You often encounter some evil cases. Just Stop beating around the bush, because you are Tan Zuochen's apprentice, and since you are a policeman, your character must be decent, so I won't ask for the deposit."

"By the way, which department are you from and what is your specific position?"

Su Hao replied: "Kowloon City Branch, Miscellaneous Affairs Department, I am the head of a small department for the time being."

The man in the rain boots laughed again, and slapped his shoulder hard with one hand, "Young man, I know the chore department well. If you had said no earlier, it would have been over. Since you are the head of the department, I think it's better to do this. No deposit required, rent for 2 Hong Kong dollars a night, you can report 5 to the boss, if your leader calls to verify the situation, I will definitely not say anything wrong, long-term cooperation, both you and I, how about it?"

Su Hao glanced at the other party again. He felt that the person standing in front of him was a social person who was sophisticated and well-versed in human affairs. Not only did he see people clearly, but he also knew how to take a long-term view when doing business. He could just say it directly, "This person What do you call me brother?"

"I am the owner of this slaughterhouse. Just call me Brother Bo. What about you, little brother?"

"Su Hao."

"Ah Hao, I know that you young policemen are very proud of themselves and don't want anyone to know about using foreign objects to solve crimes. I will definitely keep it secret and will never take the initiative to tell anyone. But I have one condition. If you want to rent my baby , come pick it up at 8pm and must send it back before 8am.”

"Be sure not to lose or damage it during this period, otherwise my ancestors will be blamed."

When he said the last sentence, the expression on Brother Bo's face suddenly became much more exciting, and he seemed to have an inexplicable fear.

Su Hao didn't think much about it, "Okay, thank you Brother Bo for the face. If you need it later, I will come over and rent it."

The two communicated smoothly and saved each other's phone numbers.

Perhaps five minutes were up, and Brother Bo waved his hand, "Everyone, cheer up, let's start working."

A large group of people gathered in front of the cowhide-covered chopping board.

Even though the second senior brother above was too frightened to move, two people jumped on top and held down the second senior brother's hind hooves and spine with their bodies and arms.

Bogo carefully wiped his hands with a wet rag, which was used to increase the friction between his hands.

He held the butcher knife on the chopping board with his right hand.

Su Hao, who was outside the crowd, found a good position this time. He happened to be standing at the backlight of the gate and could clearly see Bo Ge's operation.

I saw him snort softly, and kneaded the area under the neck of the second senior brother with his left hand twice, and soon paused for a moment on the pig's belly, at the chin, and then stabbed with his right hand, the butcher's knife The tip of the knife had been inserted into the pig's throat.

This knife is really fast and hard.

No wonder some people say, "It takes three years to learn to use a knife, five years to learn to sell meat, and ten years to learn how to handle a spoon." '

This knife is probably far more than the level of 3 years.

After the butcher's knife was pulled out, a stream of hot pig blood spurted out along the hole and was caught by the basin below.

The pair of pig eyes that were originally wide open slowly closed until now.

Bo Ge breathed a sigh of relief and put the butcher knife back into the wooden box without wiping the blood on it.

He skillfully lit a cigarette for himself and explained to himself, "I also know that it is not good to kill animals. The only thing I can do is to do it as cleanly as possible so that you can suffer less pain and be reincarnated in the next life." Try to be a human being.”

After Bogo finished speaking, he went to a corner of the kitchen alone. It turned out that there was a simple altar table and incense burner.

There is a statue of a mud man standing on the altar table.

This is the ancestor of all butchery - Pao Ding.

Brother Bo respectfully offered a stick of incense to the ancestor. Seeing that the incense candle had not fallen down, he breathed a sigh of relief, turned around, waved to everyone, and shouted, "Start work."

The waiters and masters gathered around the chopping board immediately divided the work and carried the second senior brother into the giant bathtub where Su Hao had taken a bath. They began to scald the water, shave the hair, open the intestines, separate the hooks and hooks, and weigh the hands. .

Before dark, the freshly cut pork and offal will be sent to various processing workshops, vegetable markets and hotels.

Brother Bo looked at the busy people in the room, and suddenly felt a sense of dull desolation in his heart.

Just like every man, he is in high spirits and full of energy before having a PK with his girlfriend. After the PK, he lies motionless on the bed, his body is weak and his mind is empty.

Bo Ge is now in a sage state.

He came to the gate and patted Su Hao's shoulder. The two walked to the edge of the steps outside and squatted side by side. They handed each other a cigarette. Brother Bo suddenly felt something and said, "Do you believe in karma?"

Su Hao thought for a while and said, "Although I don't believe in cause and effect, it is always good to do more good deeds on weekdays. It can at least make you feel happy."

Bo Ge laughed self-deprecatingly and said: "Then those of us who kill animals deserve retribution. Do you know that this is a skill that has been passed down from generation to generation? No matter how the times change, I still have this skill." , there is no problem in supporting a family.”

"The only problem is that starting from my grandfather, our family's incense has been passed down from generation to generation. My grandfather has no brothers, and neither does my father, and then me. As a result, in my generation, we can't even give birth to a single child, and earn so much." Too much money is useless, and I don’t know who it will be left to in the future.”

Su Hao asked in surprise: "Are you still worried about this at such a young age?"

Although Brother Bo next to him was a few years older than Su Hao, he looked about 25-[-], and his skin was fair and fair, a bit like the 'Brother Jiaqian' he had seen in the movie in his previous life.

Even if you pay attention to maintenance, you are only 30 years old at most, and many men of this age are not yet married.

"Ha ha."

Bo Ge laughed at himself again, "Little brother, I am 29 this year. There are three girls in the family. The eldest is 3 years old, named Zhao Di, the second is 7 years old, named Zhao Di, and the third is only 5 years old, named Zhao You still call me, and now my wife is pregnant again."

"I asked a Feng Shui master to visit my house before. The Feng Shui master said that working in our line of work will damage our moral character over time. I am afraid that my generation will no longer be popular. If my wife's fourth child is still a girl, I will name her 'Zhanzhao', no more children, it has not been easy for my wife these years, so I'm sorry if I'm sorry to my ancestors, because our family is in the business of killing."

Rich people also have their own troubles. Just this slaughterhouse and the few workers inside it can earn at least more than 100 million Hong Kong dollars a year in Hong Kong, which is a very wealthy class.

Su Hao didn't know how to comfort him, so he could only say: "Perhaps Bo's fourth child will be a child with a handle? There is also a saying in Feng Shui called Fu Ji Tai Lai."

"Haha, as soon as I saw you, I felt that you were compatible with me. Most people I wouldn't say so much to him."

Brother Bo patted Su Hao's back and suddenly came over and asked, "Does your Miscellaneous Affairs Department often encounter some supernatural events?"

Su Hao nodded without knowing why.

Brother Bo added: "Since my wife was pregnant with her fourth child, some strange things have happened at my house. I will go to my house to help when I have time. If you can help me solve this problem, you can use this dragon-slaying knife as you please. use."

Su Hao replied: "It's okay to go and have a look. I can't say whether the problem can be solved. I can only try my best."

The two ended their chat. Su Hao thought about it afterwards. Brother Bo was particularly enthusiastic about him after he found out that he was a policeman. He became even more enthusiastic when he found out that he was a policeman from the miscellaneous affairs department. He even generously shared his troubles with him. he shared.

It was the first time the two met.

Most people would not make this kind of mistake, let alone a veteran who has been in society for many years.

As for the idea of ​​​​compatible natures, you can deceive a hot-blooded teenager, but you can't deceive him.

It turns out that it falls on this last sentence.

Su Hao was immediately interested. The other party was holding a dragon-slaying sword. What other evil spirits could he not deal with?

Do you need help from an outsider in the miscellaneous affairs department?

After returning from the slaughterhouse, Tan Zuochen was still sitting at the coffee table at the door waiting for him, "What, have you seen that butcher knife?"

Su Hao nodded, "I see."

"If you encounter something dirty in the future, just borrow his knife and use it. I roughly estimate that the rent of 3 yuan should be enough to cut it down. You can decide whether it is necessary or not."

The two of them were smoking a cigarette next to each other. Tan Zuochen suddenly kicked Su Hao with his foot and said, "I taught you the advance and retreat of the move before. Now you can practice it for me."

Su Hao came to the field and stood there. There was a pillar in front of him, about one meter away from him.

He uses this pillar to simulate his opponent.

Suha pretended to punch and kick at the pillar for a while, and Tan Zuochen behind him suddenly shouted, "Back off."

Su Hao was mentally prepared. He shortened his body, bent his calves, and jumped back about 1.5 meters using the rebound force of the ground.

Tan Zuochen came to the spot with a cigarette under his arm, shook his head repeatedly and said: "The distance is not enough. You have to be at least two meters away at a time, otherwise your opponent will be able to kick you with just one step and one kick. However, even if you jump back, you will still be focused." It’s good to be on your toes and your body is doing the work of parrying things.”

"Master, how do you think I should practice?"

"The reason you can't jump far enough is because your legs are not strong enough. You can only gradually strengthen it step by step. However, I have some skills that I can give you. How to jump in less than half a second when your leg strength is not enough. Exit the opponent's attack range within a certain period of time."

Tan Zuochen put out his cigarette butt, rubbed his hands and said, "Watch it, I'll practice it for you."

Tan Zuochen stood in front of Su Hao. His whole body suddenly dwarfed, and he flipped backwards, as if making an iron bridge. When his hands touched the ground backwards, he pressed his palms hard on the ground. The force of this push was like a spring, turning it upside down 360 degrees from where it was.

When he stood firmly with his feet on the ground, he was nearly 3 meters away from Su Hao's position.

Su Hao's eyes lit up. This move not only met the distance requirement, in short, it retreated far enough, but also the movement was cool enough, completely in line with his expectations.

Why is Jeet Kune Do popular?

The biggest reason is not just because of the handsome character. It abandoned part of the actual combat route and incorporated elements such as etiquette, social interaction, clothing, and a series of improved fancy moves, and achieved great success in commercial promotion.

"Master, I want to learn this trick."

Tan Zuochen shook his head, "You can't do it now. This move looks a bit like somersaults in singing opera. In fact, it breaks down the somersaults into two steps. The first step is to turn your legs backwards hard. The second step is to press your hands firmly on the ground again, and the whole process uses the strength of your hands, legs, and waist."

"You haven't stretched your legs yet, and you can't even complete the simplest one-word horse split. Your body's flexibility and toughness are not up to standard, so you can't learn this move."

"I would suggest you learn this trick."

Tan Zuochen started practicing the second move again.