I'm catching tricks in the Hong Kong variety show world

Still standing in front of Su Hao, he suddenly dwarfed like a monkey and rolled on the ground like a gourd. When he stood up again, he was already 3 meters away.

The only drawback is that there is an extra layer of dust on the body.

"This is a move within the foot poke. Many of the moves in the foot poke are similar to those of the tan leg, but there are more changes in the foot poke and the movements are more delicate. There are also some unique tricks of the underground leg."

It's also about dodging backwards. The first move, the backward flip, is both handsome and practical, while the second move is practical and concealed, but slightly embarrassing.

Children make choices, adults want both.

"Master, I want to learn both of these moves."

Tan Zuochen had already anticipated his choice. He went back to the bedroom and took out a business card and handed it to him, "This is your senior sister Cheng Jiahui's phone number. Make an appointment with her and let her teach you yoga and stretch your muscles." Come on, I've already said hello to her."

Some time ago, Cheng Jiahui accidentally saw Su Hao's "Macho Man Leaving the Bath" picture, and during this period of time, she deliberately avoided suspicion and did not come to visit Tan Zuochen for nearly a week.

Anyway, she knew that Su Hao would never be empty-handed every time he came to learn skills.

Su Hao took the business card and said, "Master, is this convenient?"

Tan Zuochen glanced at him, pointed at Su Hao's head and said, "What's the inconvenience? Then you can cooperate as her sparring opponent and make a human-shaped sandbag, and the favor will be returned." ?As a handsome boy, you have to keep your brain alive."

"From today on, you can run here every time you come here. You can take a taxi when you go back. Also, quit smoking slowly. If you don't have enough physical strength, you won't be able to learn kung fu."

As he gradually became familiar with Su Hao, Tan Zuochen also had some thoughts among the elders.

What made him slightly disappointed was that Su Hao gave him surprises one after another at the beginning. Now it seems that being too old and having poor foundation is still a flaw in Su Hao's body.

After Su Hao left, Tan Zuochen sighed at his back, "Learn as much as you can. The higher your expectations, the greater your disappointment."

Tan Zuochen lit the cigarette and closed his eyes, taking a long puff with a look of loneliness and unwillingness. His mind gradually flashed to his hometown of Lu Province, thousands of miles away.

He knew that the hope of going back in this life was getting smaller and smaller.

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Chapter 94 Senior Sister’s Prestige

On the way back, Su Hao turned over the business card in his hand.

It read: Senior Detective of the West Kowloon Crime Unit, Cheng Jiahui.

Below is a string of phone numbers.

According to Su Hao's understanding, the Crime Unit is different from other departments. It is only divided into senior agents (veterans) and ordinary agents (recruits). The former are at least the sergeant level, while many of the latter are ordinary police officers, including New interns, etc.

Interns are not qualified to investigate cases on their own and need to be 'old to lead the new', which is similar to the folk apprenticeship system. After the apprentice enters, he learns from the master for a period of time before leaving the apprenticeship.

Moreover, the selection of members of the Crime Team is stricter than that of other police officers. They are not only required to be skilled and young, but also have certain criminal investigation capabilities, logical analysis skills, etc.

The Crime Unit of the West Kowloon General Bureau has 11 teams, each of which consists of about 12 members. It is led by an inspector or senior inspector, followed by three or four sergeants and seven or eight ordinary police officers.

(I have omitted the rank of police sergeant, which means that if the protagonist is promoted again, he will be sergeant → trainee inspector)

If the group needs to be divided into several action groups again, the sergeant inside will lead the group.

Cheng Jiahui is currently a veteran in the serious crime team. She can lead several police officers alone during the mission. Only by continuing to be promoted to supervisor can she enter the threshold of team commander.

Su Hao looked at the phone number on it and didn't call directly. Instead, he sent a text message, "Sister, I'm Su Hao. Master asked me to learn yoga from you. When are you free?"

"Tomorrow at 10 o'clock in the morning, you can come to the 'Real Kung Fu' gym next to the West Kowloon General Office."

Cheng Jiahui's reply was clean and crisp, without considering whether Su Hao would be free at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning.

In the eyes of ordinary people, if the Miscellaneous Affairs Department has no time, it will make people laugh out loud. Isn't this a department that is unpopular and hangs around?

"It's really a dashing and macho style."

Su Hao put his phone in his pocket angrily and thought about what he had gained today.

Tomorrow he will go to learn yoga with Cheng Jiahui. This is a specialized training aimed at his current lack of toughness and flexibility.

In addition, he also needs to start exercising physically. However, the space near the low-cost apartment building where he currently lives is really limited. People come and go on the streets on weekdays, and there is no space for running.

There is no need to think about going to the gym to apply for a card for the time being. I have no money and I still have nearly 2000 pocket money on hand to last until next month’s salary is paid. However, after the salary is paid, I have to start paying the second month’s tuition to Tan Zuochen. , but still no money.

Su Hao thought about the 15 advance payment promised to him by the Sichuan Opera man in the Ghost Story Association room, and the Grand Fortune Opera House, one of the top ten most dangerous places in Hong Kong, and shook his head in his heart.

Although the money looks generous, it is a bit troublesome.

If Uncle Feng can be invited, he might go in and have a try, but for now he can only put it aside for now.

It just depends on whether Zi Ning can find a good buyer after the first issue of the manuscript comes out.

After making money, pay dividends first.

Of course, he could withdraw part of the 5 yuan he had advanced to the studio to deal with emergencies first, but Su Hao didn't plan to do that for the time being.

After all, it is a small partnership workshop, and the ideas of the partners must be considered.

In addition to the basically complete training plan, another gain today is Bo Ge's butcher's knife. This can be used as a big killing weapon in the future. If you encounter a more powerful evil spirit, you can rent it temporarily.

As for the rent of 2 yuan, it really hurts my heart. It's also because I have no money. Let's put it aside for a while. Su Hao didn't make any promise to Bo Ge for asking for help because of the strange things happening at home. He could take the time to go over and see him.

The day passed like this.

The next day.

Su Hao first went to the miscellaneous affairs department and sat down, then he said a few words and drove the black Passat to the West Kowloon General Administration Bureau in Yau Ma Tei. With his identity plate, he drove the car into the parking lot below the General Administration Bureau and took the elevator upstairs. He will be there soon. Go to the police hall on the first floor of the headquarters.

Su Hao came to the reception desk, waved his identity card, and asked politely: "I'll ask Senior Sister Cheng Jiahui from the Crime Unit, can you help me?"

In the police system, senior sister and senior brother are two relatively common titles. Generally, newly recruited police officers use these titles when facing people with more seniority than themselves.

The front desk staff didn't think much about it, picked up the phone and dialed to ask, and then replied: "Senior Sister Cheng should be at the Zhen Kung Fu gym next door now. If you need anything, you can go see her there."

"How can I get to the real kung fu gym?"

"Turn left when you go out. There is a sign on the overpass."

"Thank you."

The reason why Su Hao came to the headquarters for a walk first seemed unnecessary, but in fact he was just asking for directions.

And of course, there's parking.

If you ask for directions from a few random people outside the General Administration, they may not respond to you.

By the way, you can also take a look at the connections of his senior sister in the General Administration. Judging from the reaction of the girl at the front desk just now, at least Cheng Jiahui is still well-known in the General Administration. Otherwise, how could the other party know that Cheng Jiahui is in the gym with just one phone call?

The signboard of the True Kung Fu Gym is very conspicuous on the overpass. Follow the entrance of the overpass and walk up a step to the elevator entrance. The True Kung Fu Gym is on the fifth floor.

Su Hao was wearing a white sportswear today. He walked with a graceful pace. With his handsome face and calm temperament, he received many glances from the opposite sex along the way.

When he arrived at the gym, he found that there were obviously more young men and women here.

Su Hao showed his police card at the door and said he wanted to go in to see Senior Sister Cheng Jiahui. The reception staff quickly led him in.

"The one over there with a towel on her leg is Senior Sister Cheng Jiahui. Do you want me to call you?"

"No thanks."

After dismissing the receptionist, Su Hao went to sit on the sofa next to the treadmill. Looking from this direction, he could just see Cheng Jiahui's profile.

Cheng Jiahui was wearing a set of yoga clothes at this time. The lower body was tight, revealing the concave and convex woman's exquisite curves. The upper body was a slightly looser white vest. One long leg was supported on the ground, and the other leg was used as a guide. On the iron pillar with the body upward, the space between the legs almost forms a standard "one", giving people a great visual impact.

Before Su Hao said hello, there was a sound of gasping and exclamation coming from the side.

It turned out that two young men got off the treadmill to rest and happened to sit next to Su Hao. They each held a bottle of mineral water in their hands and drank heavily, but their eyes fell on Cheng Jiahui not far away.

"Let me go, this girl has a decent figure. Just those two legs, standing on the ground and measuring with a soft ruler, she should be about 1 meter long, right? You can play with her for at least a year without getting tired of it on your shoulders."

His companion spoke up and said, "Don't think too much. She has a boyfriend and she is also an agent of the General Bureau. You are new here and you don't know. This girl is not easy to mess with. She is a king flower in the Bureau, the kind with thorns. "

"Why is it so hard to mess with? I'm not willing to pick up someone who doesn't have thorns? What does it mean to have a boyfriend? As long as you're not married, it's fair competition."

His companion sighed and said, "Don't say I didn't remind you. Why don't you go up and strike up a conversation now?"

The man from before, Brother Zhu, was originally eager to try and very courageous, but when his companion said this, he hesitated. He was not a fool, so he asked tentatively: "Is her boyfriend very awesome?"

"No, it is said that he is just an ordinary detective of the major crime team, not awesome."

Brother Zhu asked again: "So this woman is awesome? Is she the inspector?"

"Not an inspector, just a sergeant."

"Then why can't you mess with her? Is her father very awesome?"

His companion sighed again and explained in a cryptic manner: "Oh, okay, I'll just tell you the truth. I won No. 3 in the personal competition among all Hong Kong police officers. I'm very good at fighting. Last time, I was from the explosion-proof team." A Tao whistled at him, made some teasing remarks, and received a slap in the face and a kick in the crotch. The two safe eggs almost turned into poached eggs."

Brother Zhu was shocked, his eyes widened, and a trace of fear flashed across his face, "Isn't A Tao known as a muscular man? I heard that it's okay to hit three or four of them alone. Didn't he fight back?"

"Why didn't you fight back? You just persisted for three or four moves before you were kicked to the ground. First, you stood up and hit, then you were slapped in front of dozens of onlookers. Finally, you covered your crotch and wailed in pain. , was taken away by ambulance.”

Brother Zhu's face was full of disbelief, and he shrank back, "After being beaten like this, Brother Tao didn't complain to the Ministry of Internal Affairs?"

"Why didn't you complain? It was Brother Tao who teased me in the first place, but he was not as good as others. Now he was so embarrassed. Brother Tao never came to Kung Fu to exercise after he was discharged from the hospital. He only applied for the annual card not long ago. In the end, he We compensated him 2000 Hong Kong dollars as a token of humanitarianism."

His companion finally made a concluding speech, "In short, this Senior Sister Cheng is very difficult to deal with. If you want to taste the soles of her Nike sneakers, you can whistle and I will put in a good word for you." , the most I can get is a beating, and I won’t be sent to the hospital.”

Brother Zhu immediately gave up, "Forget it, good men don't fight with women. I just see that she has a good figure and want to pursue her. I don't need to take such a big risk. There are many girls with good figures in this gym. I don't want to be in the same place." Hang from a tree."

"That's right. Most of the people here are colleagues from the General Administration. You are new here, so don't be rash. Pao Mei should also keep his eyes open first."

The conversation between the two was listened to every word by Su Hao who was standing next to them.

He laughed secretly in his heart, he did not expect that his senior sister would have such a high reputation.

When Su Hao saw that the opponent was about to finish his leg press, he stood up and whistled towards the other side. The two men next to him who had just been talking about Cheng Jiahui suddenly changed their expressions and quickly stood up, hurriedly opening a few meters away from Su Hao.

At the same time, he looked at him with an expression that looked at the dead and martyrs.

Unexpectedly, Cheng Jiahui turned around with a murderous look on her face. When she discovered that the person whistling was Su Hao, she quickly turned back with an expressionless face and continued to press her legs on the iron pillar.

Next to her, there was a rather strong female companion.

The female companion is named Xu Siya, an ordinary police officer in the Internal Affairs Department of the General Administration. Although her name is very polite, her acting style is a bit bold and a bit gossipy.

"Oh, Senior Sister Cheng, there is a bastard whistling at you. Although I am not a person who likes to stir up trouble, if a salty man whistled at me like this, I would definitely not be as indifferent as you."

Cheng Jiahui asked: "What will you do?"

Xu Siya admitted innocently: "It depends on whether the other person is handsome or not. If it were this young and handsome guy, I would definitely give him my ICQ as soon as possible. In fact, it is not inappropriate to give him the phone number directly. Can."

Cheng Jiahui rolled his eyes at her, "You must be a nymphomaniac."

During the conversation between the two, Su Hao came over with a smile on his face, "Senior sister, don't you see that you are very powerful here? I just heard that you almost kicked someone else's balls, right? real?"

Cheng Jiahui retracted her legs, stood upright with her legs together, bent down and stretched her hands to the ground to do a few pulling movements, then wiped the sweat on her forehead with the towel around her neck, "Don't talk nonsense, come with me, my time is limited, let's talk You may be called out on a mission at any time.”

Next to her, Xu Siya, who was originally a nymphomaniac, covered her mouth with her hands and glanced at Su Hao and Cheng Jiahui. She couldn't even imagine that the two of them knew each other and seemed to have an unusual relationship.

On the sofa next to the treadmill on the other side, the two men who had just been talking about Cheng Jiahui started to make a commotion again.

"I'm going to beat you up. Didn't you say that Cheng Jiahui is difficult to deal with? Why is it okay when others whistle? You dared to go up and strike up a conversation, and you didn't get kicked."

"You idiot, you should have known each other before you saw them."

"What should we do now?"

"What else can I do? Keep watching the show, and I will send a text message to her boyfriend Ali later."

On the other side, Cheng Jiahui led Su Hao inside, reminding him as he walked, "You can apply for a card here from now on. It's convenient for me to come over and teach you. The equipment and environment here are pretty good, but you have to be careful." A salty guy with good intentions."

Salty guy is a Cantonese proverb, also known as "goldfish guy" and "mazui guy".

Refers specifically to a dirty, wretched man.

Su Hao said with a half-smile: "I'm a man, so I don't have to worry. Others will only pay attention to beauties like Senior Sister."

Cheng Jiahui glanced at him and said, "Did you see the muscular men squatting over the dumbbells?"

Su Hao followed her line of sight and saw several muscular men with big waists and round waists wearing shorts and T-shirts gathered together. The other person's eyes occasionally fell on the two of them.

Generally, the dumbbell area and the barbell area are where macho men gather. This gym also has the snatch event in the Olympics, which is said to be an event that only 'real men' can learn.

The muscles on the bodies of those men that Su Hao glanced at just now were all bulging, and they looked like they had great fighting prowess.

Cheng Jiahui's next words made Su Hao feel a little nauseous, subverting his previous understanding.

"According to internal information, there are at least two gay men inside, and they are all '2' models. Don't think that you are safe just because you are a man. Ignore their attempts to strike up a conversation. Don't accept the cigarettes or mineral water offered to you. Understand. Alright?"

Su Hao instantly withdrew his gaze and stopped looking around, "Senior Sister is right, listen to Senior Sister."

After the two of them turned inside for dozens of meters, they came to a corridor covered with curtains. There were suddenly more female members here.

There are glass houses on both sides of the corridor. Orange lights are on inside the room. You can faintly hear the uniform shouting from inside, "One, two, one, shout with me to burn my calories."