Guitar, loneliness and the blue sea

Imamura Kohei, who drank the water of life with tears and then fell to the ground unable to get up again, was at least a gentleman who lost magnanimously.

what about me?

What kind of devil am I, Kasumigaoka Yusuke, to ruthlessly trample on a man's dream like this?

I, as such, should undoubtedly feel sorry for this kind of atrocity...

Feel extremely proud! ! !

"Shit! The winner of the grimace game has been decided! I am the winner!" Kasumigaoka Yusuke raised his arms and cheered!

"Kasumigaoka! Kasumigaoka! Kasumigaoka!" Everyone around him was applauding, and no one accused him of his bad behavior!

After all, what he did was completely within the rules and considered very smart.

"Well, this kid is very good. He is definitely the top master of the grimace game. Although he is a newcomer, he has mastered the two most advanced gameplays of this game without any teacher - poisonous tongue and dirty jokes." Shinji Tokita is like a sportsman. The commentator commented equally seriously.

"But Imamura is actually crying very sadly."

"Isn't it generally anger to be hit with a vicious tongue? The kind of anger that wants to fight with the opponent's bayonet."

"I can understand." Another senior who looked like an otaku on the side also began to wipe away tears. "The most tragic reality for a girl lover is that there are no real girls. No matter how cute the junior high school students you get to know in the rest of your life are, they will be less cute. What kind of flavor~~~”

"You guys should all be arrested...and then sentenced to ten to eight years." As a winner in life who not only has a cousin but also a biological sister, Kitahara Iori cannot understand this kind of pain. , and cannot understand this twisted love.

"But, based on humanitarianism, Kasumigaoka, you should also drink a glass of wine as a penalty." Tokida Shinji placed the water of life in front of Kasumigaoka Yusuke, and then nodded towards him.

"What?!" Yusuke, who was celebrating just now, suddenly became stupid.

"I agree!" Kitahara and Imamura jumped up together, "We can't let this guy escape like this!"

96 degrees...

Yusuke gasped and swallowed.

The life of the past few years passed before his eyes like a revolving lantern, and dramatic scenes emerged one after another, which made the young man suddenly feel unreal about his current life.

"...Okay." He thought for a moment, then said quietly, "I'll drink."

"What?" The two people who had just jumped up looked at him in surprise, "You are such a scornful person, you don't refuse?!"

"Hmph, stop talking nonsense, I am willing!"

After all, he drank the wine in the glass in one gulp!

"Hey, this guy..."

For some reason, Kasumigaoka Yusuke's image suddenly became taller in the eyes of the people around him.

"Okay, this kid is on the road!"

“The newcomers in this class are really capable!”

"Hey! Kasumigaoka! I want to fence with you, is that okay?"

Thunderous applause, roaring cheers!

The young man stood in the middle of the crowd, as if he were the center of the world.

"Ahem...bah..."

But before he stood there for long, he dropped the cup and squatted on the ground and started coughing wildly.Then he ripped off his shirt and threw it aside.

Although it looked handsome, he actually regretted it after taking the first sip!

Why am I pretending to be okay... Drinking this stuff is just like drinking gasoline!

If you drink this cup, you can go to the Middle East to apply for a suicide bomb!

After a while, he stood up unsteadily like a tumbler.Kitahara and Imamura also came over, and the three of them hugged each other as if what happened just now had never happened.

They are all brothers who have gone through the same hell, so the big differences before are nothing to worry about!

"Okay, I announce that Kasumigaoka Yusuke, Kitahara Iori, and Imamura Kohei have officially become the new members of our PaB!" Tokida Shinji said loudly.

"Great!"

"Let's meet in the sea!"

...

"and many more!"

I thought everything would settle down like this, but suddenly, a sharp female voice came from outside the venue!

"I'm Gotou Kazuri! I...I want to challenge Kasumigaoka-kun!"

The tall wall of onlookers parted like Moses opening the Red Sea, and a petite girl walked towards him with wild steps!

"Isn't this...Miss Goto?" Yusuke was stunned.

The shy girl I met yesterday actually came to table C to attend the meeting alone today, wearing a small tank top and a JK skirt, exposing her shoulders and deep grooves, and asked her to challenge him!

"Hey, can I play with you?" She smiled sweetly, making her feel like a kindergarten kid.

In fact, it was precisely because she had never had anyone to play with when she was a child that the most primitive desire for games in her heart was triggered after she got drunk.

"Well...what do you want to play?" he asked politely.

"Just play what you just played."

"Miss Goto, you need to drink alcohol, it's alcohol with a high alcohol content."

"I know." Ichiri Goto nodded vigorously and couldn't take his eyes away from his eight-pack abs. "I just took a test and I am C."

Yujiexin said you must have DDD anyway.

He looked at Tokida Shinji who was standing aside, and he spread his hands, "It's up to you."

Yusuke found again that he couldn't resist the child's eager gaze!

Damn it, what kind of power is this?

I have seen countless girls, but I have never seen such innocent eyes!

Damn it, it must be because I am drunk!Drinking is harmful!

"Come on then."

In an instant, the quiet crowd became restless again.

"Ghost Face Game! Round3!"

"PeekaBoo! Let's show off!"

"Okay, then, since Miss Goto is the challenger, Kasumigaoka will attack first." Shinji Tokita laid out the wine to drink and motioned for both parties to take their positions.

"No, wait." Kasumigaoka Yusuke covered his forehead that was sweating crazily. The wine just now has undoubtedly gone to his head. "Let her come first."

Tokida Shinji understood what he meant.

If he were to take the lead, it would be another instant kill.

Yusuke picked up the bowl in front of him, took a sip of wine, and stared at the girl who was half a head shorter than him with his red eyes.

"Okay, then Goto-chan attacks first. Remember, as long as he spits out the wine from his mouth, he wins!"

Goto Yisli nodded, and then began to think of strategies with his overheated brain.

The secret of the universe...

Dad, Mom, Mom gave birth to me, everything I gave birth to...

Time ticked by, and no one spoke, not even Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura, who showed jealous expressions, did not bother them.

"Ah, I figured it out!"

Little Poch began to accumulate strength.

Start by placing your hands at your sides.

Then spread your legs like a compass.

Open your O-shaped mouth again.

His eyes gradually became determined!

Yusuke frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

Masaka...

Could this child be...

Everyone held their breath and concentrated until a low whimper sounded:

"Siuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~"

Before Kasumigaoka Yusuke even laughed, everyone in PaB behind him was already laughing!

"What is this...hahahahahahaha!"

"You can't do this! You need a twelve-yard nuclear explosion to get the taste."

"Where's the football? Find a football for Ms. Goto!"

And Yusuke was almost stunned, his eyes were narrowed, and he tried his best to control himself not to open his mouth!

No, that’s kind of funny!

A girl who is less than 1.6 meters tall and has absolutely no motor skills imitates the tall and strong football star Cristiano Ronaldo. She is abstract but also has a cute contrast!

But Siu, he has a plan to deal with it!

That's right!Just gently stimulate your thoughts, and the image of Messi lifting the Hercules Cup will appear in your mind!

The so-called soldiers will cover up the water and the earth will cover it up, but that's it!

He even had time to give the girl a thumbs up!

"Aren't you laughing at this?"

"Kasumigaoka! Is your face made of iron?"

"Damn it, can't this... burp..." Gotou burped and staggered.

It's not over yet!

I have a second move!

Little Pochi starts to accumulate power again!

First, use your left leg for support.

Then push your right leg back.

Extend your hands forward.

Narrow your eyes!

"sa↓ka→na→~~~"

Kasumigaoka Yusuke almost died again.

What kind of bad meme master?

This child's level of abstraction may be higher than imagined!

However, the attack power of this move is not as good as Siu!

Sakana alone is soulless without anyone cooperating in the second action.And because she is too cute, she doesn’t have that kind of contrasting smile!

Yusuke had an expressionless face and thought he was sure of victory until he saw Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura behind Ichiri Goto.

What do these two bad guys want to do? !

Kitahara Iori: "Oh, it's fish (sakana)! It's really good, really good!"

Kohei Imamura: "A diving club must have fish, brothers! Let's do it together!"

"Three, two, one..."

“sa↓ka→na→!!!!!”

Yusuke Kasumigaoka has climbed high mountains, walked out of troughs, picked stars and embraced the moon.But he has never seen a dozen half-naked muscular men doing this action with a pink-haired girl!

Not only has he never seen it, but no one in this world has seen it either!

"Pfft - hahahahahahahaha, you guys are really a bunch of talents..." He laughed so hard that he hammered the table several times.