Guitar, loneliness and the blue sea

"——Don't imitate Sister Hiroi's way of drinking!!!"

008 Little Bo Qi turns to the adults

In high school, little Bochi learned very bad habits from an alcoholic in Shimokitazawa.In her opinion, wine is not much different from sugar water.

But in fact, it is very dangerous for normal humans to blow soju from the bottle.Even if the alcohol content is lower than that of spirits such as Vodka, ingesting a large amount in a short period of time will cause a sharp increase in breathing, heart rate and body temperature.

What's more, this is the first time in her life that the petite girl's body has no resistance!

"puff--"

She drank half of the bottle in one go, and then sprayed it all onto the ground like a fountain!

"That's not what you drink!"

"It's so rock and roll..." Even Chisa Furatekawa, who was used to seeing naked men drinking alcohol, was dumbfounded.

Are all Tokyo band members so wild?

With a snap, Gotou fell to his knees.

"Ah, ah...water, water, water...I want water..."

"Little Boqi! Are you okay?" Hongxia rushed over worriedly.

"My throat... my throat is going to burn! Give me water quickly!" The pink girl knelt on the ground and wailed in pain.

"Where is the water?!"

"I'm going to get some soft drinks, wait for me." Furategawa Chisa walked quickly to table A.

However, before she came back, Poch-chan suddenly saw a mineral water bottle filled with colorless and transparent liquid on the ground.

She didn't think much, she quickly grabbed it and put it into her mouth indiscriminately!

goo goo goo...

But things aren't getting better?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhin

After taking a big sip, her whole body twitched crazily on the ground as if she had changed her shape!

"Wait a minute, what is this?"

Obviously not water.

"Ah, that was just thrown over from table C." Qiansha put down the drink she just got, picked up the mineral water bottle and smelled it, then frowned with a disgusted expression, "It should be vodka, preliminary estimate is six About ten degrees.”

"Why is there vodka in the mineral water bottle?!"

Yijizhi Hongxia knelt on the ground and let the crazy little Boqi rest on his knees.

After more than ten seconds, Goto Ichiri slowly calmed down a little, and she sat up with Hongxia's shoulder.

"Little Boqi, how are you? Do you need to go to the emergency room?" Hongxia asked immediately.

It seems that I was asked the same question yesterday.

College is amazing!I almost ended up in the emergency room two days in a row!

This should be considered a cash recharge, right?

"Hongka...ah...I...I seem to be fine." Goto Ichiri wiped the sweat from his forehead, "It just feels like eating a red-hot iron rod, it's no big deal. ..."

"Isn't that a big problem?!" Hongxia shouted, "Eating that kind of thing will kill you!"

"Here, orange juice." Furukawa Chisa also squatted next to her.

"Ah, thanks."

Gotou took a sip of orange juice and coughed.

"How do you feel now?" Hongxia asked.

"Hmm...I don't feel anything. Wait...I'm starting to feel a little dizzy..."

"This kind of wine goes up very quickly," Qiansha said. "You may not feel anything at first, but after a while..."

"That... that... my body suddenly started to feel very hot... like a sauna..." Goto Kazuri suddenly said loudly.

Then he started to tremble all over and his cheeks turned red and warm.

"Hongxia, I'm so scared. Am I going to die?"

Hong Xia rubbed her soft face, which was as hot as a manhole cover in the dog days of summer!

"You shouldn't die, right?"

"Hold her under the shade of a tree and take off her coat." Qiansha said to Hongxia, "Now is her most uncomfortable stage."

"what?"

"It's not for nothing that those idiots take off their clothes and drink. This can expose a larger area of ​​skin and increase the heat dissipation area." She said seriously.

Seeing that little Boqi was almost breathless, without further ado, Hongxia immediately pulled her under the cherry blossom tree and started to take off her clothes.

Fortunately, she was wearing a thin black low-cut vest, the same style as Hiroi Kiuri.As soon as he took off his sportswear, his entire shoulders, back and half of his chest were exposed.

It turns out there is a reason why drunkards wear less clothes!

"Wow, what a huge heat dissipation area..." Hongxia couldn't help exclaiming.

(Chapter 2 has pictures)

The flawless girl under the cherry blossom tree, with crimson cheeks, unprotected clothing, plump chest soaked with sweat, red lips moistened by wine, and blurred eyes...

No man would be embarrassed to see it!

Girls are getting into trouble!

After a few minutes, Little Pochi finally raised his head again.

"Hey, Hong Xia." She raised her hand and touched her good sister's cheek, "I feel... I seem to have gradually begun to understand the secrets of the universe..."

"Have you already started talking nonsense?!"

The pink girl started making various shapes with her hands as if having a convulsion.

"You see, first there was a father, and then there was a mother. Mom gave birth to me, I gave birth to Jimi Hen, and Jimi Hen gave birth to the whole world."

"Jimi Heen has become the God of Creation?!"

"One is born with two, two begets three, three begets all things, hehehe... women play with men, men play with women, hahaha... I am Adam, Hongxia, you are Eve, kakaka..."

"Is this kid... always so interesting?" Furotegawa Chisa asked curiously.

"That's right...she has always been very imaginative." Yijizhi Hongxia stood up, "Really, this is great, all Pandora's boxes have been opened. I don't know what Xiaoboqi will be like when he is drunk. of..."

Drunk behavior can be roughly divided into several types -

One, getting drunk and going crazy, such as starting to speak rudely to the opposite sex, destroying surrounding items, etc.

Second, fall asleep, this is the most earthly thing.

Three, Emo, such as crying on the phone to your ex.

...

And Ichisato Gotou is obviously the first type!

I saw her standing up holding on to the tree, swaying like a fragile balloon man.

"Guitar! Give me the guitar! I'm a guitar hero! I want the guitar!" she shouted, her voice so loud that it even attracted the attention of the crowd at table C.

Ten thousand runaway horses flew through Hongxia's heart!

She is afraid that after drinking, she will turn into a bull. What kind of cliché setting is this?

"There's no guitar here!" Seeing that she was about to fall, Hongxia quickly grabbed Little Boqi's arm.

But the opponent's strength was suddenly surprisingly strong, and she was thrown back several steps!

Could it be that Pochi, who evolved after being fused with soju and vodka, can’t hold back even me, Ijichi Hikasa, who ended the band’s role as the band’s strength?

"If I don't have a guitar, then I want to play games!" Pochi-chan said loudly.

"How old are you? A child?"

"I want to play!"

At this time, Yijizhi Hongxia experienced firsthand the hardships of being a parent.

I'm sorry, sister.

It turns out that you have had such a hard time over the years...

"Forget it, I don't care what happens!" She also picked up a can of beer on the table.

They come, the security.

Instead of competing with her, let nature take its course!

This is Ijichi Hongxia’s philosophy of doing things.

"Qiansha, I'm sorry...this child may cause you trouble..."

"No, this is a common thing." Furukawa Chisa watched all this quietly, with almost no disturbance in her heart.

"How do you usually live your life?!"

Well, for Chisa, this is just an ordinary day at PaB.

Ichichi Hongka took out her mobile phone and pointed it at Goto Kazuri who was taking crab steps in the open space.

When she wakes up and plays this video to her, she will go crazy, right? !

But it's not over yet.

Drunk Porchi-chan heard the shouts from table C!

"Kasumigaoka, Kasumigaoka, Kasumigaoka!"

...

......

.........

As if hearing the siren's song, she started walking in that direction!

"Hey Qiansha, can I also play the game on table C?"

009 Top showdown! Pochi vs. Kasumigaoka!

On the other hand, the war between Kasumigaoka Yusuke and Imamura Kohei ended with Yusuke overwhelmingly winning.

The two were in a stalemate for a while at first, trying all kinds of funny movements and expressions, but they couldn't make their opponent laugh.

Therefore, in order to escape this glass of water of life, Yusuke had to activate the final weapon to directly attack the opponent's psychological defense.

"I didn't want to use this trick originally, forgive me, but..."

He moved closer, his eyes becoming evil again.

"I said, Imamura, you don't have a sister, do you?!"

"No one calls you brother to welcome home after a hard day's work."

“No one is going to sit in your arms and watch a movie and feed you potato chips.”

"No one will step on you with Bai Si's little feet and say that your brother is really a scumbag."

"No one would arrogantly say, 'Onii-chan is the most annoying,' and then make you miso soup in the morning."

"You're such a girly man, you'll never have a real girl in your life!"

...

The opponent vomited fresh wine and cried loudly before falling down, and Kasumigaoka Yusuke also spread his hands.

I did win, but at what cost?

My sister once said that the biggest enemy of a poisonous tongue is his dark and troublesome character, and his disdain for himself.