They are always gentle and polite to everyone. They are aware of other people's moods and take the initiative to care about them, acting as the glue of the team.
but!
Once you mess with them, you will go to hell!
Now, everyone watched in horror as Ichi Hongxia's face turned from white to green, then to purple, and then to red.
Iori (whispering): "She drank it all!"
Gengping (scared): "Drink it!"
Kasumigaoka Yusuke also took a breath!
It’s over.
The big thing is bad!
I tried to grab her wrist just now, but unfortunately I was still half a beat too late!
As expected of a drummer, his technique is fast...
"What is this—"
With a snap, Yijizhi Hongxia crushed the glass into pieces like a balloon!
This purity is no worse than that of Tokita-senpai and Shou-senpai!
"Yusuke-kun, would you mind explaining what this is?"
Her voice is full of energy and her body is as vigorous as a warrior!
"Well... I want to... have a drink with Senior Zi, so... I'm just kidding, haha... I won't interrupt, I'm leaving..."
Yusuke turned around and tried to escape, but was immediately caught by Hamaoka Azusa.
"You don't have to drink like this with me? We can drink as much as we want at any time? Yusuke-kun, you're so cute~~~Look, Hongxia, isn't she cute?"
She said and poked Yusuke's cheek.
"Who are you trying to get drunk?"
hateful!The purple succubus is a pure fun-loving person!
"It's really cute. Yusuke-kun, I remember that in PeekaBoo, if you don't respect your seniors, you will be punished by drinking, right?"
At this time, Yijizhi Hongxia's smile was very kind.
Core good!
It looks like Yusuke is about to get a Shimokitazawa beating!
It’s already on top!
She should be looking for any stick-like objects around her right now!
Yusuke seemed to see a tall substitute appearing behind her. It was a giant archangel with muscles and two electric guitars in his hands as drum sticks!
On the side, Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei were also shocked by her dominance!
They silently added Ichichi Hongka to PaB's "Never mess with" list, alongside Furategawa Nanaka.
"Well...you will be fined for drinking, but there is a alcohol limit. You can only be fined for drinking alcohol below 30 degrees..." The boy was still trying to make the final struggle.
"Eh? Why don't I remember such a statement? Yusuke-kun, you will be punished for cheating?" Azusa-senpai exposed him at the speed of light.
"Ichichi-senpai, you can fire as you please." Chisa said, "Yusuke should be pretty good at drinking."
"How come even Qiansha is like this!"
Furotegawa Chisa sighed softly, covering her lips with a cup, with a look of contempt in her eyes.
"I thought you were a serious person just now, but when I think about it carefully, you hang out with Iori Kohei every day. Even the most serious person is stained. Let's clean it with alcohol."
Making friends accidentally will lower your reputation!
Yusuke finally understood why everyone on the school forum said to stay away from those two perverted naked men!
"Hey, Sister Zi, what is the alcohol with the highest alcohol content here?" Yi Jihongxia asked with a smile.
"I remember it was a vodka called 'Water of Life', 96 degrees..."
As he said this, Hamaoka Azusa took out a bottle and handed it to Hongxia.
"Okay~~ Then Yusuke-kun, drink half the bottle first, then I will forgive you~~~"
"No! People will die!"
"Didn't you drink it before? It's okay for you to drink something that even little Pochi can drink, right?"
"Little Boqi just lay down on the couch after drinking it!"
Kasumigaoka Yusuke broke away from Hamaoka Azusa's arms and backed away.
"Senior, how about I sing you a song or something...or...give you [-] yen..."
Hongxia put a strong hand on Yusuke's neck, and her face and ears turned completely red from drunkenness.
The eyes have lost their highlights.
"If you don't drink it yourself, why don't I feed you a whole bottle?"
Obviously he is determined to fight to the death!
Yusuke had no choice but to take the bottle tremblingly.
"Sister, I will become a firefly——"
...
boom!
Kasumigaoka Yusuke fell to the ground on his back, and he drank two-thirds of the water of life in the bottle in one breath.
"The sun...is so green...ah haha..."
"Oh! You're so heroic!" Senior Sister Zi clapped her hands aside, "Like a man!"
Hongxia covered her head and sat aside.
"It's really difficult... But let's forget it. By the way, what the hell did he give me to drink just now..."
"That's PaB's special oolong tea, a must-have for parties. Yusuke and Iori drink this every day, right?"
"It's really hard to be a boy..." Hongxia sighed.
Yusuke, who was lying on the ground, was breathing heavily.
He could actually drink it, but because Hong Xia was holding the bottle and drinking it too fast, his nerves were numbed and he couldn't move now!
It was three o'clock in the afternoon, and the floor was already scalding hot under the constant heat of the sun.
He felt like an Okonomiyaki.
And it’s a special version of PaB with added alcohol!
"So hot..."
"Kohei, Iori, save me..."
But the two people who were brothers just passed by him without even looking at him!
"You'll be sunk to death on the ground, Yusuke."
"Yes, did you know? Even the Buddha would not transcend the present state, because that would lose his merits."
I'm going to die from dehydration...
Yusuke used his last strength to take out his mobile phone and prepared to send his last words to Kasumigaoka Shiu:
"Sister, come to Izu and delete my browser search history..."
...
After an unknown amount of time, Yusuke slowly opened his eyes and felt that he was already in the shade.
In his mind, a pink hammer snake dragged him to safety.
And now he was lying on her lap, soft and comfortable.
And she was fanning him!
This kid is simply an angel...
Yusuke shed two lines of tears.
"Little Pochi...you are the only one who cares about me...thank you." The voice was weak.
"Well... I didn't find a soft cushion or anything, so... I put you on my lap... I don't know if this... would be a bit... If you don't like it, I can find it. Find something soft..." Goto Ichiri said shyly and panicked.
"You don't mind."
Yusuke sighed in his heart, this child is really innocent.
She didn't know that no man would refuse a knee pillow.
"I...I don't mind."
Little Pochi put down his fan.
"Well...I'm sorry, if I really make it so difficult for you, I...it's not impossible for me to participate in the beauty pageant...it's all because of my refusal, that's why it happened like this."
Her expression was very gloomy.
"Oh, I say, don't feel guilty." Yusuke curled his lips.
"But... Hongxia is angry with you because of this matter."
"She's not angry, right? That's not what it means to be truly angry." Yusuke said softly.
Goto Ichiri seemed to understand but not understand.
"Don't you see, everyone is smiling? It's just playing, it's okay."
"Is it really okay to play like this? I feel like you are going to die."
"It's okay. It's good to die once in a while. Remember an iron rule: as long as everyone is laughing, it's okay."
"But Yusuke-kun, you're not smiling."
"Aren't I laughing, haha?" Yusuke felt that his mouth was numb, "It's not bad that only my injured world is complete."
Only his wounded world...
Why did he suddenly say so touchingly!
What a spirit of sacrifice!
Little Pochi couldn't help but shed a tear, which fell on Yusuke's cheek.
She is a girl who likes to cry
"Is this really good?" She still didn't quite understand.
"Of course. I think, little Pochi, youth is incomplete without playing pranks on each other with your friends. If you don't put a bucket on the classroom door or put mustard in your classmates' lunch boxes, your life is missing. Order something.”
"Aren't those just naughty behaviors?!"
"Indeed. But, if you miss it, you will no longer have it. We are already 20 years old, and we have undoubtedly missed many interesting things in high school. People have to grow up, and many things will happen by then. Nothing can be done. Before we enter the next stage of life, before we become social animals and run for a living every day, before we are drowned in the sea of people, if we don’t leave a little bright color in the album of youth, we will definitely regret it. Bar?"
"Some people may give up on themselves and think that it doesn't matter even if youth is gray, but they will regret it after a while. The worst thing in life is regret. I have done many things that I regret, so I don't want to do it again no matter what. Done."
Pochi: "..."
It turns out that men can be so deep when they are drunk!
She thought everyone was crazy when they were drunk.
But this man lying on her lap actually said what she had been thinking!
And Yusuke took advantage of the wine to continue talking.
"That's why I like Izu. People here are as broad-minded as the blue sea. They don't mind even if they make fun of each other. They won't be hurt even if someone makes rude remarks. They won't be hurt even if they take off their clothes and talk to each other honestly. Disgusting...because it's all for youth, freedom, and smile!"
Oh!
Does it mean that everyone takes off their clothes?
I never understood why boys would end up completely naked at a party.
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