It turns out it’s for youth!for freedom!For a smile!
Taking off your clothes is really rock n’ roll!
"Well, forget it. This is all my family's words, and I use too many parallel sentences like an idiot. You can just listen to it..."
"Ah, not at all... that... I think you said it very well, Yusuke-kun..."
"Really?" Yusuke asked in a weak voice, "Do you really...really think that everyone should live with a smile?"
"Really! Although I am very timid and have never played any pranks, I still want to bring smiles to everyone!"
After hearing this, Kasumigaoka Yusuke instantly stood up and grabbed Gotou Isato's hand, his expression became crazy.
"Then, little Bochi, use flammable oolong tea to bring smiles to everyone's faces!"
He wraps himself around his prey like a predatory snake!
It turns out that this man is not a lion, but an ambush python!
"Eh?!!!"
"Eh???"
"Ehhhh?!!!"
Only then did Little Boqi realize that something was wrong!
But he was caught tightly and couldn't escape!
Yusuke took out the vodka, whiskey and exactly five glasses that he had secretly taken away, and then began to pour the wine.
"Look, nine to one! Is it exactly the same as oolong tea? You can't live without this in your youth. Go and serve these to everyone, they will be very happy! Especially Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei!"
"Sorry, I can not do it!!!"
Little Bochi immediately performs a soil seat! (Although because the knee pillow is originally for kneeling)
"If you can't do it..."
Halfway through his words, Yusuke suddenly burped loudly and suppressed the next words.
silence.
"Um...Yusuke-kun?"
"It's okay...Pochi..."
He held the girl's shoulders, lifted her long hair, ignored her shyness, and whispered softly in her ear:
It was the whisper of a demon filled with wine and lust.
"Now, take revenge on them for me."
...
A few minutes later, Tokita Shinji and Juryujiro, who were sorting equipment at the dock, returned to Grand Blue and found that the backyard was already like a battlefield.
Even Furategawa Chisa and Ichichi Hongka were so drunk that they were staggering around.
"Hey, what's happening here?"
"Have you been attacked by a wild animal?"
Only Azusa Hamaoka was still sitting on the chair, looking at them with a smile.
"I was indeed attacked by a harmless pink animal~~~ I have to say that Yusuke-kun is really good at playing. He is really bad at instigating crimes and so on~~~"
Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei jumped up. Their alcohol resistance was still relatively high, but they have now recovered.
They have already started preparing torture instruments!
"Damn Kasumigaoka Yusuke! Scum! Charge now!"
"You actually took advantage of an innocent and ignorant girl!"
"I will definitely kill him when I come tomorrow!"
028 Kita Ikuyo wants to know
Noon the next day.
Ending band rehearsal room.
"Oh, what a hateful man!"
Itichi Hongxia sat behind the drum set with disheveled hair, dropped the drumsticks, and kept rubbing her cheeks with a hot towel.
She was the worst offender in yesterday's incident.
After drinking two cups of oolong tea, I passed out drunk on the table.
In the end, Hamaoka Azusa called Yamada Ryo and took her back on a tricycle.
It proves once again that a certain amount of alcohol is necessary to enjoy a good meal at PaB.
"Are you okay?"
Ryo Yamada sat aside, plucking the bass strings and playing a tuneless tune.
"It's okay, it's okay, but... to fall for such a cheap trick, I, a senior, should be treated like a beginner... I have to say that after staying in that club for a while, I gradually lost my sense of it. It smells like wine."
"But, you should be happy, right? Little Pochi is getting better and better with everyone." Liang teased in her hoarse voice.
"Yes...I'm sorry! Hongxia...that...I know I was wrong."
Ichiri Goto hugged the guitar like a kitten that had just knocked over a soy sauce bottle.
"Oh, forget it, I'm not angry. Like Yusuke said, everyone is just playing. And it's not your responsibility. That guy is really good at instigating, and it's normal for him to fall for it."
"As expected of Mr. Kasumi Shiko's younger brother, the dark side is passed down from generation to generation." Liang gave a thumbs up.
She was interested in Kasumigaoka Yusuke from the beginning.
More interested now!
"Ryo, where are you standing?!" Hongxia threw the towel in the direction of Yamada Ryo and said with a dissatisfied look on her face.
"However, Yusuke has also received retribution." Liang did not answer her question, but comforted him in a different way, "Sister Zi told me that PeekaBoo's seniors went to have a cocktail party downstairs in the freshman dormitory last night. Because He interfered with the diving schedule of the entire club, and as punishment, the seniors tied Yusuke, who was naked, to a telephone pole, and they kept causing trouble until late at night."
"Is there such a thing?" Hongxia smiled softly.
That can be regarded as venting his anger.
"Hey, there is such a thing?!" Xiao Boqi looked in disbelief, his cheeks turned red, "I didn't even know! Fully... naked or something... how could it be... it must be fake. ..”
At this time, she regretted not waking up!
"Don't you also live in the dormitory? It's just downstairs from your house and you don't know?"
"Well... I also drank some flammable oolong tea, then ran home and fell asleep under the influence of the wine..."
"Why did you drink too?!" Hongxia walked over and touched her forehead, "Aren't you here to trick us? Did you get the wrong cup?"
"Ah, that's not the case. Because... that... I really don't dare to do such bad things without drinking some wine... I just wanted to anesthetize... so I drank a drink."
"Hahahaha, so that's it..."
As they spoke, several people laughed.
"Little Pochi, you are so cute." Liang praised frankly.
"Hey, I understand that everyone loves to play, but can you try a different way next time? One without alcohol." Hongxia said, shaking her head that was still a little dizzy.
(Because it’s a diving club, I definitely can’t.)
"In short, except for not knowing whether Yusuke who was tied to the telephone pole is still alive, the ending is happy for everyone."
But there was one person who didn't look too happy.
"..."
silence.
The three of them looked at Ikuyo Kita, who was sitting on the side playing with his mobile phone.
"Ah, I understand. Kita, you couldn't get in the conversation at all, right? I'm sorry."
Kita Ikuyo smiled, revealing his cute dimples.
"No, I'm okay? Haha... It's just... I don't know this Yusuke-kun you're talking about at all, so I can't talk."
As a true cashier, preparing lessons in advance before the party is also one of the professional ethics.
You need to watch all the popular TV series, variety shows, movies, and novels that your friends talk about, and you need to know all the interesting current affairs.
All jokes must be relatable, and all topics must be meaningful to talk about.
You also need to play fashionable games, and you need to be able to sing songs. You don’t have to be proficient in sports, but you have to understand the rules.
Only in this way can we achieve perfection in all directions!
The world of online charging is very cruel, and one wrong word may lead to the death of the society!Failure to follow up on one joke may lead to a whole show of stupidity!
Kita Ikuyo can do all of these things, and has always done them very well.
But what to do with someone you don’t know?
There is no way!
Kita had just been trying to search for the name 'Kasumigaoka Yusuke' on various search engines, but could not find any relevant results.
It's like this person doesn't exist in the world.
Is he a banned star?
Although you don’t need to be so serious when hanging out with close friends who have ended the band, they were chatting happily and I couldn’t get a word in at all. It still felt so annoying!
"Kita, I suggest you kick out all your current friends and go play with Pochi and the others. It will be fun." Liang said bluntly.
"No, that would be a bit..." Kita smiled awkwardly.
She knew she couldn't do that even if she wanted to.
In fact, she doesn't have many male friends in her current circle, and the relationships she does have are very superficial.
It would be impossible to joke with each other to this extent.
"The day after tomorrow at the Izu Spring Festival, come and hang out at the diving club's booth. It will be fun." Hongxia invited her, "There are many interesting people, but be prepared to drink some wine..."
"From what you describe, the diving club seems to be very scary... people often lie down on the tricycle to go home, and there are many people who don't like to wear clothes..."
There was also discussion on the campus forum of Qinghai Women's University about the frequent sighting of naked men at the university next door.
Nude photos of Iori Kitahara and Kohei Imamura often appear in them!
"Ah, although it sounds scary, you will feel okay after trying it." Goto Kazuri actually also wants Kita to join, "Well... you see, people like me can do it, Kita, you must be fine. of!"
Kita Ikuyo was dubious.
In fact, she was more interested in Kasumigaoka Yusuke than the diving club.
Goto Kazuri likes him.
Yamada Ryo took the initiative to go to him for a drink.
Yi Di knew that Hong Xia was drunk by him.
What kind of person is he?
Kita Ikuyo couldn't imagine it at all.
But she wanted to understand.
...
Off topic:
I wrote a chapter of almost [-] words today, and I originally planned to leave it at that.
But then I looked at my results and compared them with those of other students in the same group. I felt that not only promotion, but also relegation had to be mailed...
Anxiety welled up in my heart, so I quickly added another chapter!
As a dumb author who has had experience in Maopujie, I know that it is important to follow up on reading.
So please hxd people please don’t keep the book, click on it when you see a new chapter, thank you everyone~~~
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