He stared at the corpse beasts with a shy expression and affectionate eyes.
Iori Kohei and Nojima began to communicate with each other through eyes and gestures.
[Is this person crazy? 】
[How much does he want to get rid of his virginity? ! 】
[Sure enough, we should retreat first today! 】
[Go and kill Kasumigaoka Yusuke first! 】
...
"Yusuke!"
"You bastard! Are you too wicked?!"
In the corridor, Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei angrily grabbed Kasumigaoka Yusuke's collar, biting their lips in anger and bleeding.
I was tricked by him again!
What's going on with these four monsters with heavy makeup?
There were four of them when they arrived!
Why don’t girls these days know how to put on makeup? !
The mood from anticipation to despair... was simply too painful.
"Don't blame me? I'm just the middleman. Do you understand the middleman?" Yusuke said calmly.
As he said that, he winked at Yamada Ryo who followed him out.
Ryo covered her mouth and laughed.
Iori and Kohei glared at her.
"Yamada Ryo!"
"You bad woman!"
"You didn't make it clear what girl you were looking for?" She spread her hands.
"A woman! At least it has to be a woman! It can't be a corpse beast!" Iori whispered desperately.
I have to say that they are very gentlemen and would not make fun of each other in person.
but!
My mentality has actually exploded.
Several people returned to their seats in a low voice and found that Yamamoto had already started clinking glasses with the zombie beasts!
And he pointed the chopsticks at one of the girls with purple hair and a side ponytail.
When asked why he pointed at her, Yusuke guessed that it was because her breasts were one size larger than the others.
"Would you like to introduce yourself?" Yamamoto took the initiative.
"Okay~~My name is Kamio Kiyoko, I am a freshman in Qingnv~~" The purple-haired zombie beast said in the same fancy tone as the makeup. It was obvious at a glance that she was not here for a serious social gathering.
"What are your usual hobbies?" Yamamoto stood up impatiently and asked, raising his hand as if answering a question in class.
The girl paused for half a second.
"Well... let's bet on horse racing and play small steel balls~~"
puff--
What a top girl!
Yamamoto was dumbfounded, and the other three shook their heads wildly.
Yusuke and Ryo covered their mouths and tried to suppress laughter.
Ryo thought about the possibility that Bochi would become this kind of person in the future if he didn't have a job, and decided to work hard to play rock and roll.
And Yusuke knew that these women had no good intentions when they came.
If a girl really wants to get close to a boy, the preparation work done in the early stage and the performance on the spot are indispensable. It is called the thousand-layer routine. For details, please see a well-known MV.
Many of Kasumigaoka Yusuke's ex-girlfriends are familiar with this routine, especially one who almost made him unable to extricate himself. Until recently, he could still dream about the most powerful heroine on the face of the earth.
There is an essential difference between the natural and the pretended. Even the angle of turning his head and the posture of picking up the tea cup are so perfect, and they are seamless and without any artificiality.
Looking at the weird man with heavy makeup in front of him, Yusuke suddenly missed his life in Tokyo.
After all, he has never seen anyone wearing heavy makeup to socialize!
The reverse thousand-layer routine, known as the zero-layer routine!
These girls are obviously here to see the jokes of the diaosi!
Yusuke originally thought that this wicked idea came from Yamada Ryo, but Ryo said that it was not the idea, it was them who came up with it. Ryo had other ideas, but they just didn't adopt them.
How much do they not want to be liked?
Thinking of this, he suddenly felt a little angry.After all, Iori and Kohei had just helped the zombies who were being teased two days ago, and now they were playing tricks on them.
Um...
but!
He and Liang were also here to see a joke!
Everyone at this table is quite wicked, no exception!
Yusuke was relieved and smiled.
When Yamamoto saw that this horse betting guy was obviously not good enough, no matter how big his breasts were, he couldn't date someone like this uncle. He turned his chopsticks towards a red-haired girl.
The other three burst into tears.
【Yamamoto!Do you want this? ! 】
【I am crying like rain!So touching!This has to continue! ! ! 】
【Kasumigaoka!Do something!Help him get out of his virginity! 】
The pursuit of love and the desire for sensuality are undoubtedly the most touching and golden spirit!
Even if there is hell ahead, I will gladly go to the appointment!
At this time, even the battle-hardened Yusuke Kasumigaoka was shocked!
Yamamoto boy, so scary!
Several people exchanged sharp glances with each other, understanding each other tacitly.
[Hey, Yamamoto is working so hard, we have to help him! 】
[Okay then, let’s just sacrifice ourselves to heat up the atmosphere! 】
【They are partners after all! 】
"Freshman at Izu University, Kitahara Iori!"
"Imamura Kohei! I'll sit here!"
"I'm Moto Nojima! I sit here!"
The three of them instantly changed places and sat next to the other three girls who were not chosen!
Yusuke was thinking about whether to recommend a royal bubble bath to Yamamoto, but at this time, Yamada Ryo suddenly spoke!
"Oh! Are you playing the game of pointing at the person you like with chopsticks? I'll do it too!"
As she spoke, she pointed the tip of the chopsticks towards herself!
As soon as these words came out, Yamamoto was instantly petrified, and his cheeks were shattered into pieces!
This woman is too vicious!
The signal is exposed!
And Iori, Kohei and Nojima glared at her angrily.
Ryo Yamada probably didn't hear the boys' discussion just now.
Did she do it on purpose or accidentally?
I can’t tell the difference at all!
The corpse beasts also showed happy expressions after hearing this, and they didn't care at all who Yamamoto's chopsticks were pointing at.No, it would be better to say that this person does not exist in their eyes at all!
"Of course that's our Ryo-senpai!"
"All-rounder in rock and roll, all-rounder in music! Handsome and handsome, invincible and handsome!"
"Senior Ryo, compete high!"
The three pairs of chopsticks pointed at Yamada Ryo.
Only the last one is left, the most primitive Zodiac Beast, the one who washed her face with vodka that day, Yoshihara Aina.
I don't know why she was a little shy.
"I...I also choose Senior Liang."
Kasumigaoka Yusuke smiled softly. He knew very well that she liked Kitahara Iori or Imamura Kohei.
How dishonest.
By the way, you can’t be honest with this kind of makeup, right? !
Iori and Kohei have never seen her without makeup until now. The image of the Zombie Beast is deeply rooted in people's hearts. She has undoubtedly been placed in the NG zone in their hearts!
This sister's journey to find a boyfriend is the same as these idiots' journey to find their girlfriends. There is a long way to go~~
The other four boys thought for a while and pointed their chopsticks at Yamada Ryo!
Since the signal is no longer available, it is better to synchronize with them and save some trouble.
As a result, Liang directly received eight votes!Oh no, nine votes!And she has her own vote!
One vote short.
"What about you?" purple-haired Kamio Kiyoko asked Yusuke.
"I?"
"Well, you~ It's just you."
Yusuke pondered for a moment, then gently moved his chopsticks and pointed to the northeast.
"What I like is my sister who is far away in Tokyo." He said with a smile.
Several girls started booing.
"Eh~~~"
"Sister..."
"Super cunning! Kasumigaoka-kun!"
It finally feels like a bit of a friendship.
"Well, it fits the character very well." Iori and Kohei nodded.
"..."
Yamada Ryo said nothing, just blinked slightly and picked up the menu.
"Everyone, let's order."
Kasumigaoka Yusuke took the menu from her hand, thinking, Miss Ryo, I have long been immune to this little trick.
...
PS.
It’s been a few days since no one asked me to do it faster, but even if no one asked me to do it faster, I can’t do it slower, so let’s go to 4K~
059 Friendship: Only a storm can knock down a big tree!
The fellowship continues.
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