Although the boys have lost the ability to signal each other, it is not critical anymore.Because Shinichiro Yamamoto was the only one who dared to attack the Zombie Beast. Others were serving as his wingmen, and it was very painful to do so.
But this person’s chat skills can be described as tragic!
The way you move your hands and feet shows off your virginity.
Kitahara Iori, Imamura Kohei and Nojima Gen saw this and were anxious in their hearts.
No matter how you look at it, it’s impossible for him to succeed!
So, the three of them dragged Kasumigaoka Yusuke outside again on the pretext of going to the toilet.
Four boys stood on the street, enjoying the cool breeze, trying to analyze the situation.
"What do you want to do?" Yusuke asked.
"What can we do? You are the eldest brother! Master! Think of a way!"
"Don't you find it touching when you look at Yamamoto?"
"That's right! Four monsters with heavy makeup actually showed up at the reunion that we were all looking forward to! But he still faced the difficulties and never flinched. He didn't hesitate to go to this point just for a night of fun! Help him!"
Kasumigaoka Yusuke heard it. The three people were not furious now, but had an almost pleading tone!
That's right, the scene just now was indeed difficult to watch.
Especially after knowing that those girls were not socializing well at all, Yamamoto in his eyes was like a Lvl1 warrior facing the demon king at the end of the pass, and he felt a sense of despair!
Yamamoto, you really have three good companions!
The righteous actions of these three people made Yusuke Kasumigaoka couldn't bear to watch anymore.
The dignity of being a man also prevented him from leaving the scene like this today.
"Okay, then I'll tell you a secret." He cleared his throat.
"what?"
The three of them came over eagerly.
Yusuke touched his chin, lowered his voice, and spoke with profound meaning.
"First of all, you have to look at the essence through the phenomenon. Is it possible that those four girls are actually pretty beauties?"
The three looked at each other.
"Impossible, right?"
"Hey, brother, are you also attracted to the monster with heavy makeup?"
He shook his head helplessly.
"You are still too young. Judging from the facial features and body shapes, those four people are obviously pretty good and have a good foundation."
Kitahara Iori recalled it doubtfully.
"Hey, Gengping, do you still remember what the makeup corpse looked like that day?" he asked.
"I don't remember, I completely lost track of that day."
Kasumigaoka Yusuke put his hands on their shoulders and said solemnly:
"Anyway, believe me, I really didn't trick you this time. Friendship is a battle between men and women, so of course I am on your side."
Several people thought about it for a while.
"But, since they are beauties, why do they wear that kind of makeup? Do they really not know how to wear makeup?"
"No, the only one who doesn't know how to put on makeup is the original corpse beast Yoshihara Aina, and she also realized her problem after the festival." Yusuke replied, "As we all know, there is a law in the evil three-dimensional world. That is, beauties are all beautiful. Know that you are beautiful, pure natural beauty cannot really exist!”
Even the girl she couldn't forget knew that although she was simple and inconspicuous, she was actually very cute.
Because beauty is a resource that can be used to exchange for the favor of people around you, and can be used to obtain licking dogs and boiling sheep, and then exchange for more benefits.
As for pretty girls, at least [-]% of them know how to put on makeup, take care of themselves, and use the Thousand Layers routine!
There are almost no people who are as beautiful as Little Bochi but have low self-esteem.
So that's why she has a special place in Yusuke's heart now.
"Then why...you want to vilify yourself?" Nojima Gen's brain was also processing this information rapidly.
Kasumigaoka Yusuke spread his hands, indicating why they still had to come to a conclusion on this matter themselves.
"Wait, shouldn't it be..."
In fact, these three people are not fools. They have seen what happened just now.
“Masaka...”
"They deliberately don't want to be favored by us!"
"They are not here for serious socializing at all, but are here to see our jokes?"
"Like a zoo..."
At this time, the diaosi people saw the truth of the friendship clearly, just like clearing the clouds and seeing the sun!
They wept silently.
From the very beginning, poor Shinichiro Yamamoto had no chance!
"Damn it!!! You all draw like that!!! You actually want to make fun of us!"
The furious Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei directly engaged in a clothes explosion!
The two of them exposed their chests, got rid of the sissy behavior during the relationship, and returned to their usual perverted and wild appearance!
"Alas." Kasumigaoka Yusuke sighed softly. This was not part of his plan. "The reason why I tell you this is because I think what Iori said that day was particularly right."
His expression was stern, and his red eyes shone with majestic light, as dazzling as the leader of the forklift men!
"No one will always be laughed at! Even Kitahara Iori is no exception!"
"Big brother!"
The three of them were so moved that they started gearing up.
"We unite!"
"We must make those stinky women look good!"
"They must pay the price!"
Saying that, they turned around and walked towards the corpse beasts resolutely, as enthusiastic as hot peppers and as fearless as tall nuts!
But the leader stopped them.
"Wait, what do you want to do?"
"To expose their true purpose!" Iori said seriously.
"Let them apologize for playing tricks on us!" Nojima agreed.
Yusuke shook his head and chuckled.
"Is that all you have?"
Several people are puzzled.
"What's the point of breaking up like that? That won't change the fact that you are a bunch of losers who are being fooled! I think you should use PaB's method to kill them in a dignified way at the party!"
Iori and Kohei looked at each other.
"You mean..."
"...Drinking wild ball punch?"
"...flammable oolong tea?"
"That's right! Only a storm can knock down the tree, and only a naked man can defeat the corpse beast!"
Like the two of them, Kasumigaoka Yusuke's expression also became crazy, and the clothes on his body were broken into countless small pieces!
"Besides, let me tell you, you two still have a grudge against Liang, right? Today some of you will seek revenge and some of you will hold on to your injustices. Let's settle the matter completely!"
Yusuke could tell that Ryo Yamada was not just here to watch jokes today.
But I came with ideas!
How dare you come up with ideas for yourself during a social gathering!
It seemed like she really wanted to have a chance encounter with me.
Does she have this strength?
"Sa! Use the water of life to cleanse all grudges!"
"I didn't expect you, Kasumigaoka Yusuke, to be such a cheerful man!"
"Hahahahaha, of course -"
The three beast-shaped men looked at the glasses brother Nojima Moto.
"That...eldest brother...Kitahara...Imamura...what happened? Why are your clothes gone?" He asked weakly, being sandwiched between the three of them, looking pitiful and helpless.
"Don't talk nonsense!"
"You take off my clothes too!"
"babble--"
After changing their mood, the three men dragged a frightened idiot and walked towards the private room gracefully.
060 Friendship: Yamamoto: I call you a sage!
Kasumigaoka Yusuke knows that men can give a lot for desire and love.
You can waste time, you can spend money, you can learn things you don't know, you can even change your personality and become someone who is not like you.
However, there is only one point that cannot be crossed.
That is, you must never lose your dignity!
If this is the case, then you might as well be your true self!
So, a few people returned to the table, as energetic as if they had eaten Snickers!
The current situation has nothing to do with whether they are zombie beasts or not.
But this time it was the turn of the four girls to be confused. They were having a great time ordering Yamamoto around when four naked burly men suddenly came in!
Where is the little virgin who didn't dare to make eye contact with them just now?
How did he become a half-naked hunk who looked like a military commander in a costume movie?
"Ah~~it's so hot today, I accidentally took off my clothes." Iori Kitahara said with a smile, "Shit! Waiter, please order some bars. The higher the height, the better!"
"That's right, the atmosphere is really hot, so this is good~~" Imamura Kohei said with a grin, "Okay, what should I drink today? Vodka? Whiskey?"
"The people in PaB are all perverts..." Gen Nojima was lying behind them, as if he had been poked, and he was already very angry.
But Kasumigaoka Yusuke didn't say anything, he just sat down next to Yamada Ryo.
Several girls looked at the naked men, then at each other, and backed down.
It’s broken, the men are getting angry!
Don't stay here for long!
Although the boys in front of me all have good figures, it feels bad to be naked in public!
"Well...I suddenly remembered that there was still soup boiling on the pot at home. I'll go back and take a look first..."
"Me too! My cat just learned the backflip and is waiting for me to come home to see it!"
"My grandma suddenly had a fever and asked me to go back!"
"..." Only the original corpse beast Yoshihara Aina said nothing.
Several people looked at Ryo Yamada with questioning eyes.
After all, this is her game. She is a popular person in the school and a senior, and they are all her fans. They can't leave without Liang's approval.
Ryo Yamada looked calm on the surface, but his big eyes were moving around.
No one understands this kind of nonsense excuse better than her.
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