Guitar, loneliness and the blue sea

For example, those naked men drinking from basins, vats, and buckets.

For example, you can take out wine from your body anytime and anywhere.

For example, some people can go from fully clothed to completely naked in the blink of an eye.

These simply cannot be explained by common sense!

Let nature take its course, just like her favorite sea, accepting of everything.

...

Everyone was ready to go, and the German professor pushed open the door and walked into the lecture theater.

Kasumigaoka Yusuke was bored, holding his chin in one hand and turning his pen in the other, looking at the students around him.

Some people seem to be confident, but when they think about it carefully, they feel something is wrong.

Some of these people are simply too lazy to come to class.

Some are top academics who want to get full marks.

How is this going?

The German professor stood on the podium and knocked on the blackboard.

"It starts at 1 p.m. and lasts one hour. You can hand in papers in advance."

"Start now."

As soon as he finished speaking, two passers-by who looked like delinquents on the far left side of the classroom stood up.

"We hand in the paper."

Oh, it turns out that I just gave up!

Swing!

It’s really the speed of light.

Yusuke admired in his heart the two people's broken arms spirit, and began to study the test paper.

The test paper is actually not difficult. It is the type that you can do as long as you learn the grammar and memorize the vocabulary.

Although I was just rushing to put it on the shelves, but after all, I went to famous schools like Toyosaki, Sobu High School, and Shuchiin, so my learning ability is nothing to say.

If you want to pass, it's easy.

Just when he finished scanning a page of questions with ten lines in one glance and started to fill in the answers.

He suddenly felt something was wrong.

Why are all those scumbags staring at me?

079 Plastic Brothers

In high school, as a top student, Yusuke took exams very seriously.

The exam is to focus on your own exam, where can you have time to care about others?

But now it's different.

"Please put the pencil box away."

"Eating and drinking are prohibited in the examination room."

The German professor was a gringo with a mustache. With his order, two idiots who wanted to use pencil cases and mineral water bottles to cheat lost their hope in life!

It's Yamamoto and Mitarai.

The two of them were petrified in place as if they had turned into statues.

On the other side, Fujihara lost his ability to cheat because the cheat sheet flew out of his clothes.

Moto Nojima, who wanted to use the 'in-the-wrist' technique, was also in trouble because his arms were sweaty and he couldn't see the font of the cheat sheet clearly.

Although the two idiots Iori and Kohei can read cheat sheets, they are so poor at learning that they can't even understand the questions!

Yusuke understood.

There is only one way for them to get through.

That is to read his paper of Kasumigaoka Yusuke!

It just so happened that he sat in the middle.

I see, no wonder there are so many sharp eyes.

Yusuke thought to himself that yesterday he had spent all the time he had spent applauding for love with his girl studying.

After paying such a big price, how can we let you losers have sex for nothing?

So he wrote quickly and quickly, and he quickly filled out the entire test paper.

Then, he turned over the test paper, leaned back leisurely on the chair, took out a Fukuzawa Yukichi ([-] yen bill) from his pocket, and waved it lightly in his hand.

The other six people were horrified.

This B wants to collect money!

And it’s so expensive!

This is not the first time that Yusuke has used his academic performance to make money, but this time the form is different.

Several people thought about it and decided that credits were more important than money.

However, when he wanted to pay, he saw Yusuke's handsome face with a mean smile.

Damn, I’m so unwilling!

In the end, only Moto Nojima paid.

There was Kitahara Iori between him and Yusuke now, and he kicked a small bag through the guy's crotch from the ground.

Yusuke picked it up and counted it. There were only more than 1000 pieces of steel in it.

Good fellow, are you sending the beggar away?

However, this is free money.

Yusuke thought for a moment, copied the answer to the multiple-choice question on a piece of paper, and then threw it to Nojima Moto while the professor was turning around.

It should be enough for him to pass.

but!

The ball of paper flew into the air, but Iori Kitahara raised his hand and cut it off!

Nojima Gen's face was originally full of expectation and approval, but suddenly his expression froze.

Why did this bastard Iori react so quickly? !

He looked at Yusuke again, who had a 'blame it on me' expression on his face.

After all, his illegal store didn't send express packages and compensate for lost packages. Poor Nojima could only knock out his teeth and swallow them in his stomach.

Yusuke took a closer look. Except for Nojima, the unlucky guy, no one seemed to want to pay. They all just looked at him with pleading eyes.

This can't be done.

This is the basic human sophistication of adults.

It sets a precedent, and it will never end again.

So, he raised his right hand high:

"Teacher, I want to hand in the papers!"

No one expected that he would hand in the paper so soon, and they didn't even have time to hold him down.

The life-saving straw is about to run away!

Everyone glared at him, but no one could stop him.

Yusuke walked to the top of the lecture hall. He originally wanted to use a gesture to tell Hayasaka Ai not to rush out to avoid being exposed.As a result, when she walked into the last row, she discovered that she was secretly taking her mobile phone under the desk to play a game called "Shine!""Young Handsome Girl" is a gold-based mobile game!

He is truly worthy of being a scholar who graduated from Shuchiin.

...

After Yusuke left, everyone had no other thoughts except the idea of ​​cutting him into pieces.

At this time, Yusuke had already walked around the window and was watching these mentally retarded people grinning with interest.

jingle--

The phone rang.

Imamura Kohei actually secretly sent a text message.

The content is only one word:

【father】

Yusuke couldn't help laughing.

He replied:

[It’s useless to call me daddy. I’ve forgotten the answer. 】

[But, you still have a chance. 】

Imamura Kohei looked out the window and didn't quite understand.

Suddenly, he saw Iori Kitahara who was copying papers crazily, and he had an epiphany.

I still have a chance to pass!

That's the note in Iori's hand!

The other four soon realized this.

They couldn't help but sigh, Yusuke is really cruel!Let the brothers kill each other every time!

However, their friendship is as fragile as plastic.

They are not real brothers who stab each other, but fake brothers who stab each other!

And besides Yusuke, the second person they want to kill is undoubtedly Kitahara Iori!

After all, he lives with one-third of all the girls in the department. Living with so many beauties is unbearable!

So, let the war begin!

Iori himself is not stupid, he knows what situation he is in now.

He didn't even plan to read the fill-in-the-blank questions that followed. After copying the multiple-choice questions, he turned in the paper and ran away!

But just when he stopped writing and wanted to raise his hand, he was firmly grabbed by three big men.

Even the mouth and eyes were covered.

"Goo-"

Iori made a muffled sound in an attempt to attract the teacher's attention.

Sure enough, it was successful. The gringo with a mustache looked in his direction with a puzzled look on his face. At this time, the people behind him had already retracted at an extremely fast speed.

"Kitahara-san, do you have anything to say?"

"Yes! I want to hand in my paper!"

Kitahara Iori stood up.

Still can't stop me!

But when he took a closer look, the expression on his face instantly turned into a ghost-like Yan Yi.

What he saw in front of him was no longer his own test paper, but an almost blank test paper.

It turns out that the paper was dropped when I was blindfolded just now!

Your sister, can you still play like this?

If you look carefully, the original 'Imamura Kohei' in the name column has been crossed out and replaced with 'Kitahara Iori'!

Good guy, it was your grandson who did it!