Gengping looked at him with a ferocious smile.
At this time, the German teacher had already walked up to him.
"Okay, please give me the paper." The professor stretched out his hand to Iori.
"Ah... that... it's okay... I just remembered, so I won't hand it in for now. I... I'll do it for a while." He said with great embarrassment.
"...Bei Yuan, please don't deceive the teacher next time." Mustache said calmly.
Kitahara Iori sat down dejectedly, having already greeted the eighteenth generation of Kohei's ancestors in her heart.
Yusuke, who was watching the battle outside, laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
These people are truly pure living treasures and a source of happiness!
He took out his mobile phone again, first took two photos, and then sent a text message to Hayasaka Ai:
【Come out and watch a show together, Xiao Ai~~】
080 Let me advise you, break up with this kind of person
Just as Kasumigaoka Yusuke was admiring the struggle of the good brothers outside the window, someone suddenly poked his waist with a finger.
It's Ai Hayasaka.
"Ah, Pochi." He turned around and smiled, "How did you go in the exam?"
"I promised Goto sixty points, so it should be at that level." Hayasaka Ai said expressionlessly.
Yusuke looked up and down at the girl in pink sportswear in front of him.
"Say..."
He frowned thoughtfully.
"what happened?"
Hayasaka Ai's eyes flashed.
"...These breasts are really big. Is Little Bochi that big?" he asked in a low voice.
"I did a visual inspection when I saw her. She is so big. She is always hunched over so she can't tell." Xiao Ai found that she couldn't see her toes when she lowered her head and felt a little envious. "It's interesting to say, whether it's the chest The pad is still a wig, the same one I used when I played Chika Fujiwara.”
Yusuke took another closer look.
This face... is completely different from Pochi's!It’s different from Fujiwara Chika!
This can only be Ai Hayasaka!
Why can't they recognize it? !
But in fact, Hayasaka Ai's disguise technique is quite good. By applying makeup and changing body posture, voice and tone, it is enough to achieve the effect of pretending to be real.Just because Yusuke had gone through the hellish face recognition training of the quintuplets and was familiar with Xiao Ai, he could easily tell that something was wrong.
But he always felt that it was so dangerous!
What if they meet Hongxia, Kita, Ryo and the others and are recognized?
"Let's go first. If they come out, they will kill me first."
When he saw that the exam was going to end in a few minutes, he quickly told Hayasaka Ai to run away.
The two walked side by side across campus.The season at this time is already early summer, the air is hot and humid, and the sun is dazzling.The pink sportswear worn by Hayasaka Ai was extremely breathable, and she was wearing a wig. She was already sweating after walking for a short time.
Although the clothes are simple and not revealing, as a man who has not been liberated for a long time, Kasumigaoka Yusuke can see a unique sexiness in her movements, whether it is the slender hands, the crystal beads of sweat or the slightly open lips. The red lips teased his nerves from all angles at the same time.
So he swallowed hard.
"You've been staring at me, so horny and disgusting." The keen Hayasaka Ai could tell what he was thinking at a glance.
"OOC, little Poch will never talk like this."
"Then what will she do?"
"You'll buy me a bottle of water. But... let me do it. I just made some money."
Coming to the vending machine, Yusuke took out a few coins from the small bag Nojima gave him just now.
"I saw it." Hayasaka Ai said, "There are really a lot of idiots."
"That's right." Yusuke bought a bottle of Coke and a bottle of green tea, and handed the Coke to her, "But these idiots are the most likely to come to the dormitory, so you must be prepared for defense."
"I tied a rope to the window." She unscrewed the Coke and eagerly raised her head to take a swig. "According to my measurements, a person can hide in the closet."
"Thank you." Yusuke patted her shoulder, "It's tiring to pretend to be someone else, right? Let's go home now."
"..."
Hayasaka Ai looked at his smiling side face and was also stunned.
"What's wrong? Now you're staring at me."
"No, it's just...I was thinking..."
"...Yusuke, you like bigger breasts, right?"
She said softly, looking a little shy.
As one of the few people who knew all the information about his exes, when she thought about it carefully, she found that the proportion of big-breasted girls on that list was quite high!
And my favorite sister is also a busty character!
"Well... although I like watching movies and Two-dimensional, but in real life, I don't have any special hobbies..."
Yusuke scratched his head and found that he was sweating too.
"The important thing is that the face is good-looking and the body fits. For example, if I love you, then the original size is better."
"Hmph, your speech is too Asasi, boring."
"I'm serious. For example, these two cushions of yours don't look like they match at all."
Yusuke looked around and found no one, and stretched out his sinful hand towards Hayasaka Ai.
"Wait... don't touch it... this isn't real..." Hayasaka Ai wanted to dodge but didn't.
"I dare to touch it just because it's not genuine. I'm not a pervert, I'm just curious about how breast pads feel..."
As he spoke, he carefully rubbed and played with the breast pads wrapped in the pink sportswear in his hands.
"...Have you had enough fun?" Hayasaka Ai stared at him with a dark look on her face.
"Hmm...It's softer than ordinary breasts, and it's also so erect...What exactly is the principle of this?"
Yusuke was puzzled.
"You'd better explain the rationale to the police."
"?!"
He turned around and found a policeman standing next to him, taking out handcuffs with a smile!
"Wait a minute! I'm with her!" Yusuke explained hurriedly.
"is it?"
The policeman uncle looked at Hayasaka Ai with him.
"He's a pervert," she replied without hesitation.
"Well, I guess so." The policeman grabbed Yusuke's shoulders, "This person is a famous figure who hangs out with [Pervert Naked] Kitahara Iori and [Dead Otaku Naked] Imamura Kohei every day. Miss, as the beauty pageant champion, you, Be careful with these people."
A handcuff was suddenly cuffed on my hand!
Yusuke is numb.
He doesn't want to get into trouble and eat pork chop rice!
In the final analysis, it was because those two people usually wore no clothes at all, so even I was criticized for being victimized!
"...Good morning...ah, Goto Kazuri - you actually tricked me...Officer, it's unfair, I'm her boyfriend!"
"Eh? Are you?" Hayasaka Ai pretended to be confused and tilted her head.
"Yes! Comrade police! We live together! I like her, and she likes me too!" Yusuke tried to impress the police officer with a pair of sincere red eyes.
"Is that right?"
The police couldn't believe that this guy who played with naked men every day could date a beauty pageant winner.
Can this world be better? !
And Yusuke's eyes became sharp.
[If you say no, I won’t open the door for you when you get home! 】
Hayasaka Ai swallowed.
And this trick?
But Miss She Ai is not someone who can be threatened easily.She slowly squatted down and started crying.
"Yes...yeah...sigh..."
"...My taste in men is too bad, wuwuwu - I'm really blind..."
Yusuke gritted his teeth.
Little Love!You fucked me again!
"Miss, I advise you to break up with this kind of person." The policeman said helplessly. In fact, this situation is quite common. "Although he is handsome, it is not worth it."
There are a lot of bad guys in college, and there are also a lot of stupid girls.
And this rock maid, Ms. Kazuri Goto, is obviously a bit of an idiot!
"But...but..."
"But I just like him! Wuwuwu——"
Yusuke was surprised to find that she actually burst into tears!It's like a heart-wrenching performance!
Is this an act or are you serious?
I can't fix it for him.
What he didn't realize was that in the distance, there was a person who had been staring at them for a long time.
081 Now I suddenly want to play bass 4.5k
That person was none other than Ryo Yamada who was resting under a big tree on campus.
"..."
She witnessed everything in front of her, silent and frowning.
In fact, she originally came to play with Yusuke Kasumigaoka.
Yamada Ryoukai is obsessed with Yusuke because of something a bit outrageous.
In high school, Ryo had always been withdrawn and aloof, and his overall style was rather androgynous, making him an outlier among high school students.Although she didn't make any enemies because she was handsome and didn't have an annoying personality, she didn't make many friends either.
Before forming the band, her only friend was Ijichi Hongxia.
But that's not a problem, Ryo likes to be alone.When I am alone, in addition to playing my favorite music, I will occasionally read light books such as comics and light novels.She feels that the world and people in books are often much more interesting than reality.
A few months ago, she became addicted to a set of light novels——
Writer Kasumi Shiko's "Youth Love Story" series.
This book is very popular in the ACGN circle.Each book is a separate story with different male and female protagonists. Each story is a pure love fairy tale as sweet as a dream, some are young, some are strong, and some are funny.The characters of the male and female protagonists are also different, and they are vividly portrayed with excellent writing style.
However, there is something unusual.
These books all have one thing in common, that is, at the end of each book, the romance between the hero and the heroine ends abruptly in an extremely stomach-ache, uneasy, and somewhat outrageous way.
The first chapter of this set of books, "Meeting Destiny in the Season of Cherry Blossoms", depicts a sweet and intoxicating first love.The author uses vivid and delicate brushstrokes to depict a perfect heroine named Saito Keiko, who was once regarded as a two-dimensional model girlfriend.
However, what was originally a very beautiful story came to an extremely disappointing end at the end of the second volume.After the hero and heroine hit a home run and made a private decision for life, they unexpectedly...
Bizarre breakup.
proposed by the woman.
In the last scene, in a heavy rain, the two of them kissed each other goodbye with tears in their eyes.
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