I am the dragon king in the dimensional chat group

Chapter 5 Chapter 5

"Woke up today to open the group, I feel beautiful."

Toyama Izayo was brushing his teeth while playing with the chat group in his head.

"Well, you can sign in and be more active in the group. Although I don't know what it's useful for, it's just for fun."

Izayoi, who hasn't been so excited for a long time, has woken up early—have you ever been to the convenience store at four o'clock in the morning?

Well, I don't think so, the last one who went there was already caught by the witch and taken to her world to be loved.

Toyama Sixteen Nights: "Mina-san are so hilarious, it's time to get high when it's dark."

[Toushan Sixteen Nights group check-in, get 69 group activity points, and get an additional 20 activity points for the first sign-in every day. 】

And the long night is long, there are many people who can't sleep, and it's not uncommon for them to wake up earlier than Shiliuye, the dog thief.

Yakumo Zi: "! Why didn't we discover this function before, the group owner is very unkind."

[Yakumo Zi performs group sign-in and gets 17 group active points]

Izayoi smiled evilly after recalling the work and rest time of a certain youkai sage, and roughly guessed that the flow of time in each world was the same.

As the saying goes, if you want to defeat the enemy, you must first understand him deeply, come to a set of phase rush, draw the gun quickly, shoot accurately, and let it go.

Now that he is threatened by the system, Yuanshan Shiliuye must not dare to act recklessly - he has not yet become the most powerful dragon king in the heavens and myriad worlds.

But it's just some small movements, and it will definitely not overturn, um, probably.

But... the coffin board (wrong) once said that the action of force is mutual.

When you test me, I can also guess your information from your temptation, and this may be a smoke bomb you deliberately released, so I am dubious, after all, you will never guess until you don't know the truth What on earth does an old pussy want to do.

People want to see what they like to see, and just understanding that will give you a wider perspective.

To sum up, Izayoi has already deduced 90% that the group leader is a strong person or the reincarnation of a strong person, and the random nonsense [formulator of information circulation rules] has also caused a lot of repercussions.

It's a pity that the group leader doesn't want to talk too much, otherwise Shizaiye can take out the other party's old bottom who is older than him.

Temptation is not nonsense, swearing is not nonsense.

"Yoxi, since it's confirmed, let's ignore it. Anyway, even if the other party wants to destroy the heavens, I, a wage earner, can't get in. I just need to be good at the water."

Sixteen nights randomly booked a return ticket and threw a shadow on him, taking over from his predecessor, he had to do his best.

What's more, the opponent's high school is still very interesting, and the four legendary celebrities all have it.

"Hey, system, I'm not interested in taking care of your work. As long as you bring in more kawaii group members as soon as possible, we will have nothing to do with each other. Otherwise, if I get bored, I might give your beloved mother a kick." .”

[Chat group invites Xiao Huohuo to join the group chat]

[Chat group invites great perseverance to perform miracles to join the group chat]

[Chat group invitation "" to join the group chat]

Izayoi's threat effect (×) The system does not want to bird Izayoi (√)

Yuanshan Sixteen Nights: "Come on, three new group members, please read the group announcement first, @冬林江仙, group owner sama, soliciting soliciting, I'm going to kill an unruly leader."

There are newcomers joining the group, and Izayoi, who left an impression, doesn't intend to push forward. Being a tax evader for a moment's pleasure is a very stupid thing.

"I really don't know how much patience that guy Accelerator has. He killed so many Misaka clones without any response. I just crushed thousands of Kohei Horikoshi to death. Damn, the completion rate of thousands of tasks is 1%. Why are there so many Sima cubs in the world? It’s better for their old mother to give birth to a piece of barbecued pork than to give birth to them. At least the barbecued pork can warm the stomach. This group of villains who only take family photos by themselves are disgusting except for their lungs, heart and stomach What else can people do, how can they cultivate!"

Slapping the smog in front of him into the distance, Shizayoi hid in the fog with a hideous expression, and ran towards the neon under the cover.

"Little handsome boy, come and play."

Just when he was about to go from the inland to the coast and leave the border of China, a seductive voice penetrated into his ears.

Without any buffer, Izayo who stopped abruptly on the spot smiled lewdly, while looking up at the seductive figure next to him, he took out a round, big thing with a terrifying diameter from his pocket. .

"Hey hey, little beauty, let's see if I won't conquer you this time."

Leaping forward, Toyama Izayo sat on the opponent, stuffed the round one with a diameter in centimeters into the opponent's body, and quickly shook it forward and backward.

"What's the name of Dad's dad? Dad's dad is called Grandpa."

Sitting on the rocking cart with a tax evasion face, Toyama Izayoi let out a roar that has been passed down from ancient times to today.

"ki touching chicken~"

……

Ahem, let’s get down to business, in order to have more time for the water group, Yuanshan Shizayoi didn’t bother to talk to a certain writer who broke the rules, so he broke his limbs and threw him into the space crack.

Don't ask where the other end is, it's indescribable.

Ah, now that I'm here, let me say something more, Izayoi was able to go through so many incredible journeys without losing my true self, thanks to that evil god.

Back then, the crazy and crazy Izayoi accidentally strayed into the other party's territory, and the whole body of insanity was swallowed by the other party as a snack.

Although he didn't look up at the other party, even standing next to that mosaic (mistake), Izayoi still realized what true madness is.

He didn't deliberately block the perception of the powerful in this world. After all, the other party is not a vegetarian. Toyama Izayoi never wanted to become stronger. It was only because the cumulative strength accumulated over time was not enough for him to face-on. The highest combat power in the mysterious world.

Letting a few astringent divine senses sweep over his body, the two sides tacitly revealed the matter.

From now on, as long as Shizaye doesn't make a big fuss or get caught, they will just turn a blind eye.

After all, Izayoi, who is no longer looking for death, has a life-saving means... How should I put it, people who are familiar with him will not be surprised to see him take out the blue fat man's four-dimensional pocket from his pocket, but he will be prohibited from continuing to make dolls.

"This world is not considered a low-level world, so why did the aura only recover for two years?"

Having obtained a shadow avatar still on the plane in advance as an alibi, Izayoi searched for his predecessor's residence without haste.

Izayoi, who always felt that the world was not peaceful, finally gave up and continued to explore, and opened the chat group after roaring "Lincoln's dead head" for some unknown reason.

[Traveling function has been unlocked, all group members check the new group announcement]

"When the sky cleared and the rain stopped, it started again. Let's see who is in the group first."

ps: Thank you to the grandfathers of the two readers who left the post, especially the one who posted six or seven posts by himself, Arigado (bow at ninety degrees)

Chapter 6 Chapter 6 Meeting of Emperor Yan and Martial Ancestors Across the Century

【Xiao Huohuo changed her name to Xiao Yan】

【Great Perseverance Makes a Miracle Renamed as Lin Dong】

『』(empty): "Ah, then I think there is nothing to change."

As soon as I came in, I saw the third brother... No, this wave of rookies is full of bells and whistles.

Sixteen nights watched the screen very interestingly, and it was not his turn, the dragon king, to come out and spray water yet.

Well, to sum it up, I haven't had an orgasm yet.

The three of them have been in the group for a while, and the three with very different personalities obviously have different reactions.

Xiao Yan: "So I'm not the only one with this golden finger... No, everyone, please accept this leg pendant from me."

Lin Dong: "Hi, everyone... I don't know what the big guys are looking for."

Unlike Xiao Yan, who was born in Blue Star, Lin Dong didn't understand the purpose of chat groups, and he didn't have Xiao Yan's unrestrained personality.

What's more, he just picked up the unknown stone that brought him opportunities yesterday, and the next day a group of people broke into your mind and said that everyone is not from the same world.

Lin Dong, who had no modern knowledge, was wary.

"" (empty): "Since everyone is not from the same world, do you all live in modern times?"

A 17-year-old dead house, squatting at home, virgin, the urban legend seems to accept it and speaks at will.

[Donglin Jiangxian changed its name to Lin Jiangxian]

Lin Jiangxian: "@肖炎, this is a blue star fellow, Xiao Yan from Wutan City? @林动, your father is Lin Xiao from the Lin family? @『』... Are you one or two?"

The group owner started his temptation again. The first two may have the same name, but the last special one must be that one.

I just don't know if entering the group is also the same as the two.

Sora's pupils in another world shrank. To commit a crime must be a criminal with a high IQ. He could vaguely feel the other party's heart even with the voice in his head.

『』(empty): "Ahaha, how could my lovely Yidandao be separated from me."

『』(Bai): "Oni-chan...that's right..."

Lin Dong: "! What do you want to do!"

Xiao Yan: "!! Wait, you just said Blue Star, right?! It's Blue Star!"

Among the three newcomers, Bai Na's intermittent fourth voice, unfamiliar to the group members, appeared.

The few people who watched the screen couldn't help their curiosity bubbling up.

But a certain dragon king didn't have so many scruples, so he jumped out to complain on the spot.

Toyama Sixteen Nights: "Give me my Ollie, there is no such thing as a wonder in the world @林江仙, two strong men who are destined to cooperate in the future have a wonderful encounter now, ohhhhhh"

Judging from the reactions of Xiao Yan and Lin Dong and their still somewhat immature voices, these two are just the two terrifyingly strong futures at the beginning of the plot, but they are still ignorant brats now.

...No, Xiao Yan's real age is also at the level of an uncle. As for Lin Dong, the Martial Ancestor who was super stable and cautious even when he was a child, he didn't need his father to stimulate him.

In order to help the group leader maintain his dignity and prevent the group leader from appearing useless, Shizaiye plans to stand up.

Yuanshan Sixteen Nights: "@肖炎, nmsl, right? @林动, your father is dead, right? @『』(空间), may I ask if you are an adult virgin or a minor virgin?"

... Quiet, deadly quiet.

The three of Xiao Yan couldn't refute Shizaye's soul questioning, and what the other party said was true, but...

Why do I/Lao Zi Te Niang want to kill people.

It has to be said that Izayoi's operation is very effective, instantly changing the opponent's alertness to resentment, and by the way, creating a wave of presence, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

『』(empty): "Hey, being a virgin is too much, I'm seventeen this year."

Yakumo Zi: "Ah, I met someone of the same age."

Xiao Yan and Lin Dong held back the one being cowardly and the other being cautious. Judging from this reaction, the two can be said to have a tacit understanding.

Toyama Sixteen Nights: "@八云紫, clam? Since when did you really start to care about age, you shouldn't, the second setting doesn't affect the original characters..."

Sixteen nights was really dumbfounded this time. It's not like he hasn't seen Yakumo Zi in the long years, but at that time the other party really didn't care so much about the age of 17 years old...

Hiss, no, the Zima I met before Gensokyo, this one is not only probably not that one, but more likely to be the later Zima who really cares about age because of factors such as the first generation of Reimu and hot foodies. old woman!

Yakumo Zi: "This Izayo-san seems to know us very well~"

No one saw the dangerous gleam in her eyes.

Izayoi, who made a bad move, wiped off his cold sweat and chose to avoid this topic.

Back then, the next world after crossing Chengyuan Mountain Kinciwan was the world of Oriental Fantasy Township, and it was still relatively early, the era when the Dragon God still ruled the world.

Izayoi, who was not as strong as he is now, not only didn't have this name at the beginning, but he didn't even meet those famous people in the original world, but he was beaten by Zima and died by the train that the other party unintentionally released.

Yuanshan Sixteen Nights: "Ahem, @林江仙, group leader sama, you can release poison. Although I have channels to read novels from the original world, there are restrictions."

I don't know whether the group leader is pretending or really cowardly, Shizaiye feels so helpless, he really didn't think about any operation like seizing power, he just wanted to quietly spray water and become the dragon king.

"Hey, smelly system, I know you can hear me, remind your host, he has affected my happy water group like this, it's really low that you don't have a private chat ability, penguins don't know much more than you nb, Climb, climb, if you want to train him, let him be more confident, I believe that guy is definitely not an ordinary person, gkd, you give me the same feeling as my boss, so I can probably guess who you are, as long as If you don't fuck me, I won't interfere with you, you motherfuckers dare to fuck Laozi, and Laozi will blow up your mother's ancient tomb."

Seeing that the group owner uploaded Chapter 1 of "Fights Break Sphere", Chapter 1 of "Martial Universe", and the first episode of "No Game No Life" after a while, Izayoi realized that the system listened to his words.

Because of myself, a man who also came from the earth, the group leader probably doesn't like Ollie these days, right? (Why do I always feel like I'm scolding myself?)

And the other party only posted Chapter 1 and the first episode... Ah, the child is mature, sensible, and has his own thoughts, which is normal.

[System Notice: Welcome everyone from Wanjie to join the dimensional chat group. This is a blessing for both of us. As the system created by the group owner, everything in the chat group is based on my ability. Don’t be surprised at the information flow. , as the administrator Yuanshan Shiliuye said, the owner of this group is the one who proposed this rule, congratulations to everyone for having fun here, and avoiding some original regrets]

The system jumped out, and in the middle of the conversation, he put a green hat on Izayoi, which is really a coquettish group.

Feeling that I have some more permissions that I didn't use, and then think of the bright green on the administrator's head.

Sixteen nights suddenly felt that the chat group administrator was not good.

ps: Thanks again to the book friends who posted the post, if conditions permit, I will add one update for every 95 posts (malicious brushing is not counted), and thank you to the book friend grandpa who was amused by my novel, you are right if you can laugh My greatest recognition, Arigado (bow at 360 degrees) [Sooner or later it will become [-] ​​degrees]

Thanks to the boss Mizusaki Yan for the reward. It is the first time in my life that the boss gave me a reward of more than ten yuan. It was a waste of money.Although I was in a good mood, I refused—my favorite thing is ah, no, bah, bah, bah, here I will tell all the readers and grandpas, please keep the cat coins, and read the books you like. I just need to leave a note here, this thing is hot to the touch, I don’t have the face to take it (I have been reading novels for nine years, and I haven’t spent a penny on this aspect), so this Mizusaki Yan, I am very happy Thank you, but I hope that everyone can save as much as possible. It is appropriate to drop a recommendation ticket every month to let me know that someone is watching it. Don’t spend money or anything, thank you, the above.

ps2: Some people said that I added too many people in the early stage. I actually left a detailed explanation on this point - the system will pull people again in a short time because of the threat of the protagonist. As for the control, I will try my best, because I want to write There are many, many people, those characters who accompanied me through countless springs, summers, autumns and winters, they gave me a beautiful childhood, and now I want to change them to a life without regrets, even if it is just a fiction, no, as long as we firmly believe, they will always exist in our hearts