I am the dragon king in the dimensional chat group

Chapter 7 Chapter 7 I was sent to Sakurasou because of the floods after I entered school for a day

"How can it be repaired, the sprouts outside the window are green—the tauren (pseudo) will happen to me, Gan."

Seeing the words of "congratulations" gradually bubbling up in the group, Shizaiye conveniently squeezed an evil spirit attached to the young man who passed him by, slowly eating away at the host.

Today is the first day of my predecessor's high school career, and Izayoi is very interested in the high school attached to Suimei Martial Arts University where his predecessor attended.

Because of the appearance of "Love Metronome", there is a common problem of not being proficient in various genres like other predecessors who came to the Two-dimensional world, but they just don't understand the daily genre. Izayoi understands what this novel represents.

Unlike other past life light novels that can be copied by the public, the appearance of this novel also shows that Senior Sister Heisi is alive.

Now that senior sister Heisi has appeared, it means that other characters in "How to Raise a Passerby Heroine" are very likely to exist in the world.

And "How to Raise a Passerby Heroine" has appeared, and others may not appear.

You must know that the daily comprehensive world is the most common background-even if the world where everyone cultivates immortals is not daily.

Izayoi, who went to school an hour earlier because he woke up early, looked at the world.

Because of the spiritual vision, there are visible ghosts wandering everywhere, there are still evil spirits in some places, and there are many strong people gathered in places with strong spiritual energy.

Not to mention the incomplete memories left by the previous life, but with the attitude of the other party living in a daze, even if the memories are complete, it will not be much better.

"Huh? Why is this dog's owner so cruel? I only feel cold hands and feet in hot weather, cold sweat, and tears can't stop falling. Can this world be better? When will we lead good people to have time to live their own lives. "

Wiping away unwarranted tears, seeing a puppy that was off the rope was about to be hit by a black car, Izayoi couldn't care less about the commotion that would be caused by revealing some of his strength. How many people, this is the reason why the world in Izayoi's eyes began to slow down.

"I drive this road, I manage this street, I want to meet Hades here, have you asked labor and management...!"

The left foot was slightly bent, but Izayoi who had set up the poss didn't make another move.

Just because you are so beautiful... what the hell, just because a young man with purple-gray hair and a dull hair on top of his head, wearing a school uniform of some school, made the move before Izayoi. (Not sure about the hair color of the big teacher, tell me if you know, I may be colorblind)

"Hiss, this unfolding, this car, this dog, this person... I understand! There is only one truth!"

Izayo, who had withdrawn from a certain state, smiled knowingly and spoke confidently.

"The brave young man with a hot seat and hair who was knocked into the air must be the nameless joke king in "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes"! The black car driver must be Fujiwara Takumi who was recruited into the black organization and became the driver of the Porsche 356A! And The owner of this dog is even easier to guess, Si Li! Crayon Shin-chan! This dog is Xiaobai, right!"

The above is the inner monologue when Izayoi had a convulsion, and now I return to the theme.

"Come as soon as you finish speaking, that's fine. I never expected to see the characters from the second series in just a few minutes."

Dodging into the shadows, Izayo looked slightly surprised at the dull-haired young man lying on the ground with unnaturally bent legs, the dead fish eyes of the other party were tightly squeezed into a grain due to the pain.

The culprit, the owner of the dog, also rushed over and made a phone call in panic.

A mature and beautiful beauty stepped out of the stopped black car, her black hair just touching her shoulders.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but when the other party got out of the car, he seemed to keep his eyes on the shadow where Izayoi was hiding for a moment intentionally or unintentionally, and then turned his head with a slight smile.

"Fake it, even if I didn't deliberately hide it, it's not like everyone found out about me, right? It's really only two years since the recovery of spiritual energy?... No, now tm is coming in 2022, shit, so now it's Recovery... 1, 2, 3 four years."

Izayoi, who never believed that he would have delusions, was devastated as if he met Oli.

The old monster who died without knowing how many reincarnations, even if he was just dawdling, even if he didn't deliberately lurk, but it's not like a random person who knows how to do three-legged cat kung fu can find the traces of Izayoi.

"This... no wonder this Yukinoshita Haruno in "My Youth Love Story Really Has a Problem" once suppressed Ping Nai and Da Sensei. This talent is really terrifying."

Izayoi, who knows the virtues of the other party, has the intention of retreating - once the other party becomes interested in you, he will treat you as a fun toy to play to the worst. Although he is not afraid or despised, but Izayoi really didn't intend to do it so early Being entangled by the other party will waste a lot of water group's time.

"Hehe~ won't the handsome guy over there come out and get to know him?"

Realizing that he was locked by a trace of spiritual power that could break free at any time, Izayo looked up to the sky and sighed.

"I didn't avoid it because I was afraid of trouble, but because I avoided it so I didn't want to come out and cause trouble..."

……

After generously leaving his personal information to the other party, he realized that Izayoi, who was about to start class, was not in a hurry.

First take back his shadow clone, and then slowly open the chat group and start the water group while walking.

Saitama: "What's the matter, have you been chatting since the day the genius dawned? Oh, there are newcomers, welcome newcomers."

Demiurge: "I'm sorry, I talked with Supreme Supreme last night. Out of respect for Supreme Supreme, I didn't use it half-heartedly. In order to express my apology, I will upload some healing items."

Xiaomao: "Good morning everyone, welcome to latecomers. I'm catching elves. When I catch them, I will upload some Pokémon as the group leader said."

Tokisaki Kurumi: "@林江仙, group leader, did I finally kill the first elf?"

Because there are only three animations, Tokisaki Kurumi is not sure that a guy with heavy dark circles is the original elf, and he hesitated under the warning of "Do not move Wuhe Shidao without permission" from the group leader. one night.

Estes: "Because of the things in the group file, I will trust you for the time being. Didn't you say that the travel function has been opened before? How should this function be used? Who will fight with me?"

The scene was a bit chaotic, everyone was a newcomer who had just joined the group, and three... four more people were added because of the threat of Izayoi, and the whole group was disorderly.

After watching the game life, Kong also believed in the authenticity of the chat group at this time, and then went to play games again....

Lin Jiangxian: "@艾斯德斯, crossing requires active points, and currently only through sign-in can be obtained, you militant crazy these few days to stop, do not keep doubting the authenticity of the chat group, wait a few days to witness it with your own eyes Say it again."

Estes snorted in her heart, after all, she didn't say the word coward that came to her lips. After all, the function of the group file made it impossible for her to determine the authenticity.

Qiyu just woke up, and Demiurge, who spent the night chatting with the Bone King, checked Chapter 1 of "Martial Universe", and planned to upload some healing items to Lin Dong in order to consolidate his status in the group.

What is certain is that Lin Dong and Xiao Yan are both 15-year-old minors in the timeline at the beginning of the plot. Lin Dong gratefully accepts the group files, and under the guidance of Demiurge, he finds an excuse for owning healing items Lin Dong went offline to find his seriously injured father.

However, due to the words of the group leader, what Demiurges gave was not a magic weapon that would hit the soul, but a small prop that would heal slowly. This was also to prevent the world of Lin Dong from changing too much.

As for Xiao Yan, he was holding the ring with Yao Lao alone in a daze.

Esdeth has just fought a battle. Tokisaki Kurumi, who has been confused all night, and Xiao Mao, who is an ordinary person but has an elf, is taking an adventure. He suspects that the blankness of life is still peeping through the screen.

For a while, even Izayoi felt very uncomfortable, how could such a group be unsatisfactory?

Sixteen nights, who selectively forgot about his faults, used the administrator privileges to start rectifying the group chat atmosphere, but he didn't know that he was participating in the opening ceremony, motionless, and didn't respond at all when he was called by the principal. The principal was furious.

And when Izayoi's consciousness returned to the real world half an hour later, he was notified by the principal with a look of astonishment.

"Unruly students are not allowed in the dormitory of the school. You should go to the Yinghuazhuang dormitory to spend three years."

? ? ?what's the situation?

when i issue?It's not that I have a problem, it's that I think you have a problem.

Izayo remembers that before he sank into the chat group, he set up a formation that could not shorten the distance, and honestly mixed in the crowd at the opening ceremony, how did he break the rules?

In this way, on the first day of school, Izayoi was able to live in the home of problem children, Sakurasou, because he was addicted to the water.

Chapter 8 Chapter 8 Misaki-senpai, my name is Shangjing

In front of the gate of Sakura Manor, a young boy with blond hair fluttered in the wind stood there, like a sleeping Kogoro.

Looking at the chat group that is no longer chaotic because of my own normative arrangement, you chat with each other sentence by sentence.

"Damn you! I worked so hard to standardize the group, and ended up getting exiled myself, shit."

The cursing Izayoi stretched out his hand and pushed towards the crumbling iron door in front of him.

Well, it wasn't locked, and next to the gate, the wooden sign that said Suimei Martial Arts University Affiliated High School Senior Dormitory Sakura Village creaked and fell to the ground to show welcome to Izayoi.

Push open the iron door and walk step by step to the horror house in front of you.

It is said that in this room lived a sex monster who could impregnate a woman by holding hands, an alien from outer space, and a super-powerful renter.

Everyone keeps a respectful distance from this dormitory named Sakurasou, because ah...

When you live in this dormitory, you can never go back to normal life.

This is also one of the urban legends - the lost Sakura Village.

"If I hadn't seen "The Pet Girl of Sakurasou", I would have believed it, haha~"

Yawning, he pushed open the wooden door of the dormitory, which was also unlocked, and walked into the front hall where he could no longer turn back.

"Ah~ Is anyone at home? Whether it's a pervert or an alien, come out and welcome him personally."

Shiliuye, who had slept for four hours last night, just wanted to find a place to enjoy the water. Even though he no longer needed to sleep, the long-term habitual drowsiness still made Shiliuye not want to move.

"Hey! Welcome to Sakurasou! You must be the new student!"

Upstairs slowly floated down a short, cute-looking girl who exuded a lively atmosphere, floating in the air so that the bottom of her skirt was faintly visible, attracting Izayoi's attention.

"Student-kun who stares at people's panties right away is not cute."

The Kanai girl who slowly floated in front of Izayoi introduced herself: "Senior, my name is Misaki Kamikusa, and junior, you can call me Misaki."

I suddenly remembered that I am Qingming and you are the river map of Qingming Shanghe Tu, and Shiliuye punched his right palm with his left fist.

With a full sense of sight, Izayo said with a straight face: "Hello, Misaki-senpai, I am a trainee Toyama Izayo who has been practicing quick draw for two and a half years, you can call me Shangjing cough cough , No, Misaki-senpai can call me Izayoi."

Tolerance is big, which is used to describe a child-like big breasts who have good looks and are not small.

"Good junior, I will call you junior from now on!"

The dialogue between the two parties is obviously not on the same channel. Misaki Umigussa, who is known as the urban legend alien, used his whimsical brains to drag Izayoi to visit Sakurasou.

It's also due to the fact that before Izayoi, he was still considered a problem child when he returned to Izayoi, and he was barely able to get online with the other party.

Well, there is a saying that when you can understand the words of a neuropathy, you are not far from a neuropathy.

After finally suppressing the other party's brain that is bigger than the universe, Shizayoi, who had been making a lot of trouble all morning, finally moved into room 101.

When you encounter a psychopath, the best way is to ignore him, but if the neuropathy is stronger than you, you should kowtow and burn some paper money.

In this way, after you die, the King of Hades will take good care of you when he sends you to reincarnate.

Even Misaki Kamii Kusana, who is as dizzy as Izayoi, who is full of flirtatious words and smudges you from time to time, is very big-headed.

Misaki Kamijingu, who possesses special abilities, and the one in the original work have improved their vitality by more than a little bit. Coupled with the personality of the other party, Izayoi can hardly hold back the gun.

"This is really an alien. I really don't know how other former everyday people are doing now."

Walking out of Room 101, which he tidied up three times because of Misaki Uesusa, Izayoi suddenly looked at the door.

"There is no old thief Matsuoka in this period of time, and there is no Ryunosuke, a big man in women's clothing. He will come in at this time..."

The door was pushed open, and one was wearing glasses, with traces of women all over her body, purple-black hair, and a handsome face.

The sex demon Mitaka Ren Ginseng.

Also because of the revival of the aura, the charm of the whole body explodes. Women want to be upside down when they see it, and men want to bend when they see it. Mitaka Jin can be said to have a nearly perfect male body.

And at the back, a D... No, I Shizaya will vouch for my second brother, that pair will definitely not be inferior to E.

A sexy beauty with at least an E cup, heavy makeup on her face, and half of her career line came in.

The unscrupulous martial arts teacher, Chihiro Chihiro, Chihiro Chihiro, comes on stage.

"Your boy is a new student in the dormitory this year. You look good, so let's pay the rent first."

The other party who was walking duang after duang looked at Izayoi, as if impatiently reaching out for money.

"I didn't expect that this year's first-year junior high school students have such a poor family background. When this continues, when will they catch the second generation with a family fortune of over [-] million."

Under the twitching gaze of Izayoyo's glasses, the Ominous Girl took over the last piece of property left by Izayoyo's predecessor, turned and left.

"Mitaka, this kid is in your hands. I have a fellowship to attend tonight, so I have to prepare first."

When passing by the handsome man standing aside, he left a word, and the fierce girl disappeared into Sakurazhuang out of thin air.

"Hey, teacher, I wish you a great success in your friendship." The handsome man with a gentlemanly smile responded, walked towards Izayoi, and stretched out his right hand.

"Student? My name is Mitaka Jin, you can call me Senior Ren."

Here it comes, it's the familiar opening words again, if you two don't get married, what are you looking for here.

Calmly eating the dog food, Izayoi said that I have already seen through the world of mortals, learned how to use Gatling, and eat dates so that the fff group can flourish in this world.

"It's the first time we've met. My name is Toyama Izayoi. You can call me whatever you like, senior. Please take care of me from now on."

Politely shook hands with the other party, Izayoi's attitude was very kind.

The only thing missing is lighters and gasoline.

"Junior Izayoi is not an ordinary student. It's the first time he entered Sakurasou so calmly. But please allow me a belated welcome here."

Jin Mitaka leaned slightly, "Welcome to the Weird Association Sakura Village. If there is no accident, my junior and I will spend two years of good time in this dormitory."

"Senior, you are welcome, Sakura Village is not a strange place to me."