The anchor I met with turned out to be my student

My mouth was a little dry, I opened my eyes and prepared to fill a glass of water, but a white dress caught my eye...

"I go!!"

I was so scared that I sat up immediately, and I didn't feel calm until I saw the face clearly.

"Tongtong, are you trying to scare me to death? Why don't you sleep in the middle of the night..." Bi Antong, who was wearing a white nightgown, was looking at me with cold eyes. No wonder I said that I would be inexplicably cold, but it turned out that I was shuddering...

Wait, she has a knife in her hand?fruit knife? !

"Hey, Tongtong, what are you doing? Calm down, I have something to say, let's put down the knife first and cut?" I tried to soften her with a smile.

Bi Antong glanced at the fruit knife in his hand, and Meimou looked at me again, and said softly: "I just woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to eat cut fruits."

"By the way, you look so guilty... Did you do something wrong? Huh?" Bi Antong shot his gaze like a sharp sword.

I immediately understood that she probably didn't have the memory of that period of drunkenness, or...she couldn't tell whether it was reality or a dream?

"I'm not guilty. You stood in front of me holding a knife in the middle of the night. Can I not be scared? I thought you were going to kill me..."

"I ask you, why did my clothes disappear when I woke up?"

"This...you were drunk and sweated a lot, and when you got home, you got into bed with all your clothes...I'll help you pick up your clothes and put them in the clothes basket in the bathroom..." I don't think I should tell her The truth is better, because the sober Bi Antong is not the shameless Bi Antong after drunk, who might give me a kitchen knife now...

Bi Antong looked at me suspiciously, as if he didn't believe me, but there was no evidence...

"Did you... do anything to me when I was drunk?" When asked this question, Bi Antong's eyes became wandering, as if thinking of something embarrassing.

"No." I said simply.

"Really..." Bi Antong propped his chin and looked at me suspiciously.

"Could it be that you had some dream and got confused?"

"Really? If you let me know that you are lying, haha." Bi Antong turned around and went back to the room.

And I breathed a sigh of relief, how could she know that I was lying, and there was no third party present...

"What are you still doing on the sofa?" Bi Antong looked back at me.

So he picked up the pillow and followed her back to the room...

(Third watch~ Please count the votes and give me a reward for working so hard~)

365. Hard-to-Eat

At seven o'clock, I got up with sleepiness, and woke up Bi Antong at the same time. She also had to go to school on Monday, and she woke me up cursingly. After breakfast, I put on my shoes and went out Bi Antong didn't intend to go out, obviously I remembered that there were classes in their schedule this morning.

"Where did you put your screwdriver?" Bi Antong asked me suddenly.

I thought about it, the last time I used it was to take it to the bathroom to dismantle the pinhole camera of Bi Antong's clothes, but Bi Antong still didn't admit what she was doing...

"In the drawer under the sofa, why are you looking for a screwdriver?" I asked curiously.

"It's nothing...it's just that the screws of the main computer case of my computer are loose."

Then Bi Antong still had no intention of wearing shoes to go to school, so I asked while putting on my shoes, "Tongtong, are you going to skip class?"

"I'll go later... why do you care so much, you go to work quickly." Bi Antong urged me.

It's a little weird...

"Are you feeling unwell? Did you drink too much yesterday and still feel dizzy?"

When Bi Antong came over, I pushed the door out, and said: "It's a little bit, just take some medicine later, you can go to work quickly, don't worry about it so much."

boom!

Then the lock sound also sounded, and I was depressed about what happened to her... But I can't control that much, because I have to buy some "surprises" in a big mall on the road to the University, and then buy two copies by the way breakfast……

………………

"Lehan, it's only five o'clock, why are you sitting here so early?"

Xu Lehan's roommate Wang Xiao got up because of the urgency to urinate, but for the first time, he saw that Xu Lehan was able to get up before nine o'clock, and now he was sitting cross-legged on a chair in disheveled pajamas, dangling from side to side, with a silly smile on his face .

"I'm waiting for a surprise~"

"What surprise?"

"Do I know what can be called a surprise...Xiaoxiao, you are so stupid."

"..."

"It's weird..." Wang Xiao decided to ignore Xu Lehan, who has always acted erratically, and returned to catch up on sleep after going to the bathroom. There is the first class at eight o'clock, so Xu Lehan probably has to skip class again. .

……

Until 07:30, all the roommates got up, and Wang Xiao saw Xu Lehan still swaying from side to side on the chair in the original posture, and became more and more confused. What kind of magic was Xu Lehan in?

Until the roommates hurried to go to class, Xu Lehan still maintained his posture, waiting expectantly, looking at the phone from time to time, paying attention to whether the boss had sent her a message.

"What kind of surprise is it... will it take me out for a day? This way I don't have to go to class today~"

Xu Lehan opened the "Xiong Er's Xiong Da" dialog box, and his fingers lingered on the keyboard, but he still gave up. After all, he was about to become a dog after sending a message. It seemed that he forgave him, which was too cheap for him. , you can’t forgive him that easily, you must take this opportunity to “extort a sum” severely, so that you can show that I am not the kind of girl who is easy to coax, so that he will pay more attention to me in the future, this is the netizen As the saying goes, "you will cherish what you can't get."

Waiting for the duck, waiting for the duck, waiting for the duck... waiting for the duck... why is the phone still not ringing, and there is no message?

It was already 08:30, and Xu Lehan became a little anxious.

Could it be that the boss forgot?

Could it be that other girls are pestering the boss again? It must be. The boss was in love with Tongtong again last night. I love it. The last time I was on vacation, I caught it. Last night, I called to catch it again. It's just... young people are so casual nowadays, they are obviously not boyfriends and girlfriends, but they can fall in love casually. Love...how about I try it with the boss too? I'm a little curious about what it feels like...

No, no, I can't be so hasty about my first time, I must complete the once-in-a-lifetime ceremony with my beloved boyfriend or husband in a romantic environment~

But if the boss continues like this, if he really dates with Tongtong, or with someone from Xiaojun and the others, will the boss take time to talk to me...Compared to me, the boss seems to care more about them Some, I don't have a chance at all, if only the boss can have two girlfriends at the same time, I don't need to get along with him in the name of a good brother all day...

Just when Xu Lehan was thinking wildly, the phone inserted between his breasts finally rang and accompanied by a vibration. When he picked it up, he saw that it was really a call from someone who had been looking forward to it since five o'clock. Xu Lehan excitedly repeated the call The phone was connected immediately without even ringing, and I completely forgot about the bullshit reserve that I made up my mind just now...

………………Dividing line………………

I thought it would take a lot of work to get into the girls' dormitory, but the auntie guard thought I was the counselor here, and didn't know that I had resigned. I succeeded in the name of giving things to the students. Arrived at the floor of Xu Lehan's dormitory.

I caught the timing very well. At this time, the students were all going to class, and only the slackers were still in the dormitory, so there were no students passing by in the corridor. First, I quietly visited the door of Xu Lehan's dormitory, and put the exquisite breakfast I bought in front of the door, and then Holding the 120 cm tall Rilakkuma doll bought from the mall, he hid at the corner of the corridor and called Xu Lehan.

beep……

"Boss?!"

"..."

She frightened me, and she connected the phone when it rang the first time. I'm afraid she is not guarding the phone, so can I be a little more reserved...

"Ahem, Watson, what are you doing? You disturbed Miss Ben's sleep!"

It's too late to hold back now! !

"Lehan, you open the door, there is a surprise."

"What a surprise, I'm so sleepy..."

However, I can already hear the sound of her kicking the chair away and rushing towards the door of the dormitory...

I hid behind the corner and watched the movement secretly. Sure enough, Xu Lehan quickly opened the door and looked around, but found nothing. Although it was a bit far away, I couldn't see her expression clearly, but I think it was probably a disappointed expression. .

"Nothing!!" Xu Lehan said angrily into the phone.

"Look at the ground."

Then Xu Lehan looked down and saw the breakfast I put there.

At the same time, I said: "Did you see a breakfast? I asked Xiaojun to buy it and deliver it to your door. Isn't it a surprise~"

"That's it? Boss, you are so insincere, you actually asked Lu Xiaojun to bring me breakfast! It's a pity that I woke up at five o'clock and waited until now! You are so disgusting! I'm a dog if I talk to you again! The Erha kind !"

Xu Lehan closed the door angrily, not even taking breakfast in...

It seems that I, an old senior, is not too far behind in playing hard to get. This first step has already taken effect, and the next step is the second step. I hope girls still like things like puppet bears... If they don’t like it , I took out the cotton inside and made her a puppet bear pajamas...

(Second update soon~seek~month~ticket~)

366. Then why can't I be your girlfriend?

The phone was hung up by Xu Lehan directly, which is also understandable, as she said, she has been up since five o'clock and waited until now, only to find that the surprise that she was looking forward to all night was just a breakfast delivered to her door by Lu Xiaojun... …No matter how good her temper is, she will be as angry as a puffer fish.

I carried Rilakkuma to the door of Xu Lehan's dormitory, knocked on the door, and Xu Lehan's violent voice came through: "Which ignorant person is disturbing this lady again!"

The moment Xu Lehan opened the door, I threw Rilakkuma in front of her. Who would have thought that Xu Lehan didn't eat breakfast and didn't stand firm and was about to fall. I quickly reached out and grabbed her, so she was spared.

"Is there something wrong with your cerebellum? You haven't even stood still..." I said angrily.

But Xu Lehan's attention is not on my complaints at all, but she hugged the Rilakkuma I gave her with joy, and then turned her head to look at me with a mixed expression of joy and hatred. In the end, she hit me with the Rilakkuma. He said aggrievedly: "Boss, you are so bad that you lied to me, a pure girl!

I smiled and said, "Then do you like this bear?"

Xu Lehan hugged the bear and kissed it, and said happily: "I like it! This bear is so big!"

Xu Lehan jumped up excitedly, and the two balls on her chest also rose and fell. Only then did I notice that the pajamas on her body were disheveled and crooked, and one of her round, white shoulders was exposed. The front buttons were also loosened a few times, and the most important thing is that I just noticed that there was a mobile phone clamped on her chest, and the bottom of the mobile phone was against the pajamas... In other words, the mobile phone did not fall when she jumped up like this. The boobs are really... huge...

"Ah, this bear is really big... very big..." I couldn't help responding.

"Oh, where is the boss looking again~ I'm sorry, but the breasts are so big that you can clip your mobile phone is really a cumbersome function, alas..." Xu Lehan was keenly aware of my gaze and began to sigh, but in fact he sighed. Get proud.

I looked away in embarrassment, why every time I glanced accidentally, I was always caught by her...

"Xu Lehan took a step closer to me, looked at my face, and then said astonishingly: "I know what the boss is thinking!"Are you thinking that since my pair of Oupai can hold the phone, if I can help you..."

"Lehan, you need to clean up, right?!" I interrupted angrily after being wronged.

"Well...you'll only be angry with me...forget it, I originally thought about the little benefits I gave you because of your good attitude of admitting your mistakes, but now it's gone."

"Forget about Xiaofu, have you calmed down now? I really didn't let you off on purpose last night, I really couldn't get away, and then when you called...Tongtong she... Well, it's hard to say, anyway, It wasn't intentional..." I took advantage of the moment to explain.

"I know, you and Tongtong are there, no wonder she is so irritable and asked me not to disturb, alas, as a brother, I can understand, it's really not the right time to interrupt you at that time."

"No, at that time she was drunk and I sent her home, she... In short, she was drunk and crazy..." I said with a guilty conscience.

"I understand, I'm drunk and crazy."

I think she is still not listening to my explanation...

"So Le Han, do you forgive me now?" I asked.

"Forgive the boss this time, who made me hold a cup with big breasts~"

I really want to flatten those two lumps of fat of hers, and be proud of her breasts all day long...

"Wait! I regret it! Don't forgive, don't forgive, start over." Xu Lehan suddenly regretted it.

"What's the matter..." I wondered.

"I can't forgive you so easily just because you bought a breakfast and a bear, otherwise you will definitely not pay attention to your promise to me in the future!" Xu Lehan said with reason.

"But the genuine bear is so expensive, I spent more than 700 yuan..." In fact, I was hesitant at the time, and bought this thing for more than 700 yuan...

"Oh, that's right, that's really expensive..." Xu Lehan scratched her head in embarrassment.

However, in a blink of an eye, Xu Lehan seemed to have thought of some bad idea and said: "Then this is good, I will accept it, I will transfer the money back to you, and you can think of a way to please me again, this will be fine, my wife You're smart hehe~"

This foolishness is really clear thinking...

Although she is not my girlfriend, I still inevitably compared it with my ex-girlfriend. If it was my ex-girlfriend, I would definitely say: Am I worth 700 yuan!Or to say: Am I worth money in your heart?

So Xu Lehan's brain circuit really taught me a lot...

"I don't need to give back the money. It's my sincerity. As for finding another way... How about it, don't you just want to ask me to eat at the newly opened restaurant near the university you mentioned? I will invite you when you are free." How was your dinner, enough sincerity?" I said.

Xu Lehan nodded in satisfaction, took Rilakkuma's hand and patted my stomach lightly, and said, "That's right..."

"Bridge Bean Sacks!"

After a pause, Xu Lehan changed his mind again and said, "This way, I'll treat you to dinner then, so it won't be your apology, and you can think of another way to please me~"

Why don't you put this doll away!

"Just tell me, what exactly do you want..." I walked to the windowsill of the dormitory depressed, feeling a little like smoking...

Xu Lehan closed the dormitory door and followed Rilakkuma in his arms, grabbed the clothes behind me and said, "Boss, give me a gift like this every week, and then I will return the money to you, so you owe me again." , and then you continue to give me another gift next week, and the cycle continues, you don’t need to spend money, I am very happy, you can kill two birds with one stone~”

"You're such a clever little devil!"

"That's that, we are geniuses who can get into Jiaotong University without studying~"

"Please make up the dozen or so subjects you failed first, thank you."