"Tch, boss, can you talk? It's easy for you to have no girlfriend like this."
"You don't have to worry, and I don't want you to be my girlfriend." I said.
Um?
Why is she suddenly not talkative? This is very embarrassing to Lehan...
I turned around and looked back, only to see Xu Lehan holding Rilakkuma with his head down, wondering what he was thinking, looking a little depressed, I felt that my joke was inappropriate.
"Lehan? Me, I'm just joking. I just said that I don't want you as my girlfriend. It doesn't mean that others won't pursue you. I didn't mean to belittle you. Don't think too much about it. In fact, you are great. You are also a novel writer. You are pretty and have a good body. Look at the big breasts you are proud of... You are also very humorous and optimistic. You are very good. Many boys definitely like you , it’s just that they all think you are too goddess and dare not approach you to confess..."
"Oh... Since I have so many advantages, why can't the boss ask me to be his girlfriend..." Xu Lehan looked at me with an extremely serious look like never before.
(It is very likely that the third watch will not work today, and I have to do my weekend homework)
367. Le Han's First Kiss (Third Watch)
Xu Lehan's serious eyes made my heart flutter inexplicably. For a moment, I couldn't tell whether she was questioning or joking...
"I was just joking, not really saying that you can't be my girlfriend..."
"Then the boss means you want me to be your girlfriend?" Xu Lehan's eyes flickered with an inexplicable look.
"Why is your language comprehension ability so poor as a novelist... I mean you can be my girlfriend, not that I want to ask you to be my girlfriend..."
"Oh, is the boss planning to pursue me?" Xu Lehan's expression was suddenly full of hope.
I was suddenly touched in my heart. Is Xu Lehan implying something, or is she still joking around like usual? Because Xu Lehan is always not serious, so I can't distinguish her words very well, but Even if I took her words seriously, I asked myself how I felt about Xu Lehan, but unexpectedly it was very complicated. It felt like an old father doting on his mischievous daughter... In fact, he regarded her as a good playmate of the opposite sex, but it seemed to be more than just So, subconsciously, I also seem to admire her perfect femininity on the outside. It seems that it is great to have such a silly girlfriend with such a figure. When I am unhappy, I can rub and rub her naphthalene to bully her to vent her unhappiness. You can also rub when you are happy. Rubbing her dick to share the happiness, and the stupid one is definitely easy to coax, coax her to do some shameful things...
I shook my head immediately, and was frightened by this flash of my own thoughts. I have already been entangled with so many girls, why would I still have the courage to imagine Xu Lehan... If I can't take responsibility, I should be a good friend That's right, it will last forever.
Xu Lehan saw that I was silent for a long time, and suddenly laughed teasingly: "Yo yo, the boss hesitated, could it be that I really want to attack your good brother, no, no, this People who don’t have girlfriends all these years will suffer even the brothers around them~”
I knew it was just a joke...
I retaliated and said: "Tch, I don't know who swore last night that if you talk to me again, you will be a dog..."
Xu Lehan giggled shamelessly, and asked, "Your boss, do you like puppies?"
She was very off topic, and I was stunned for a while before I said, "I like it, what's the matter?"
"Wang~"
"??"
"Ow~"
"..."
I finally realized that it was a rustic love story, and I have already learned from the past. I knew that Xu Lehan was joking again and wanted to see me joke.
So I directly retorted her rustic love words, reached out and touched her dog's head and smiled: "The dog is so obedient, go pick it up."
I took out a pack of cigarettes from my pocket and threw them behind her, motioning for her to pick them up.
Xu Lehan was indeed defeated, and looked at me with fierce eyes, and I patted her buttocks and urged: "Go, dog, Dad is waiting for you here."
"Ahhhhh, I'll bite you to death!"
Xu Lehan couldn't take it anymore, threw Rilakkuma away and rushed towards me, opened her bloody mouth and bit my face, I quickly reached out to cover her face.
"Yeah, I'll kill you, you bastard!"
pat.
Xu Lehan's cell phone fell to the ground in an instant, but she didn't care, as if she wanted to bite me to death.
Xu Lehan's face was getting closer and closer, I had to watch the window sill gradually recede, and Xu Lehan was completely stuck in front of me, she gave away several buttons of her pajamas, I just need to move my eyes slightly to see Clearly, not wearing at all...
"There is a flaw!"
Xu Lehan suddenly turned his face slightly, avoiding my hand, and bumped into my face, then Xu Lehan's nose directly hit my nose, and naturally, our lips were crookedly printed together... …
Xu Lehan and I blinked and looked at each other closely in surprise.
We just stood there in a daze for three seconds, and what brought me back to my senses was that Xu Lehan actually licked my lips... I suddenly widened my eyes and looked at her in disbelief!
"Ah! This baby hurts to death, woo woo woo..."
Xu Lehan immediately let go of her mouth and covered her nose, crying for her father and mother.
I subconsciously wiped my lips with the back of my hand, there was Xu Lehan's saliva on it...we just, accidentally kissed? This is her first kiss...how many girls' first kisses did I have?? Thinking extremely frightened, Tongtong, Xiaojun, Yaoyao, Ye Zi, and now Le Han...
"Boss, my nose hurts so much, is it going to fall off? Boss, blow it on for me..."
"Oh, ok..." I replied in a daze, unable to recover.
Xu Lehan let go of her hand covering her nose, she was really red, but luckily she didn't have a nosebleed or bump, this time she didn't bite me after all, and she even lost her first kiss and broke your heart, it really won't hurt Mi, lost his wife and lost his army.
I helped Xu Lehan blow it gently. In order to avoid the wind from blowing her closed eyes, her eyelashes trembled slightly to indicate the pain she must have. She was a little cute.
After helping Xu Lehan blow with her mouth for a while, she finally felt comfortable, her expression was not so unbearable, and she completely relaxed.
"It's all the boss's fault, he hurt me!" Xu Lehan blamed me in turn.
"It's obvious that you are the one who flies into the flames and asks for trouble. It's none of my business..." I don't take the blame.
"It's you, it's you, it's you! Look, you raised your hand to admit it." Xu Lehan grabbed my hand and raised it.
I gave her a speechless look.
"You dropped your phone and bear, don't you want it?"
Xu Lehan realized it later, she didn't care about whether the phone she dropped on the ground just now was broken or not, but first picked up Rilakkuma and hugged it, then picked up her phone and put it directly into the mouth bag, and then carefully cleaned Rilakkuma's body where it had been stained by the floor.
Most people would look at more expensive and delicate mobile phones first, but Xu Lehan is not, is she rich and powerful, or...does she care more about the things I give her...
We both tacitly didn't mention the accidental kiss, and she even licked my lips, as if it had never happened to her. I felt embarrassed so I didn't mention it. , what about Xu Lehan, is she also embarrassed and shy and doesn't mention it, or is she simply nervous and doesn't care?
dong dong!
Suddenly there was a knock on the dormitory door.
"Ah, my roommate is back!" Xu Lehan was about to run to open the door.
"Wait, fasten your clothes first..." I reminded, otherwise her roommate would have strange thoughts when she saw that I was in the same dormitory with the disheveled Lehan, Xu Lehan has tidied up her clothes I was relieved, so that even if her roommate saw me, I could still say that I came to Le Han for something.
"Xiaojun, how did your report go at night?"
"I'm sorry, Xiaoxiao, I was lazy on the weekend and haven't done it yet... Tongtong, have you finished it yet?"
"I... I was lazy on the weekend too, I didn't finish it..."
"Hey, you two are really good scholars. It seems that you can only rely on me. You can take a look at my report and see if there are any problems. If there are no problems, use mine."
Lu Xiaojun and Bi Antong!
It was Xu Lehan's roommate Wang Xiao who brought the two of them to the dormitory!
"Wait, Lehan, don't open the door!! Let me hide!" I lowered my voice and said eagerly.
(Suddenly three shifts, surprise~ Is there any reward for working so hard~)
368.ojbk
"Wait a minute, I'll get out of bed." Xu Lehan yelled outside the dormitory, then lowered his voice and asked me strangely: "Why are you hiding? Isn't it normal for good brothers to chat?"
Brothers just kissed each other!
"I'll explain to you later, don't expose me to you, remember to find an opportunity to spend them." After explaining, I climbed onto Xu Lehan's bed. The upper bunk of this four-person bedroom is a bed, and the lower bunk is a wardrobe and desk. Moreover, Xu Lehan's bed was covered with curtains, so as long as he hid in without making a sound, it was relatively safe. Moreover, with their height, especially Lu Xiaojun's, it was difficult to look at them.
"Take off your shoes first!" Xu Lehan directly said that I tore off my shoes and put them in a bag in the closet.
I climbed into Xu Lehan's bed, it was not as messy as I imagined, on the contrary, it was quite neat, and there was a laptop on the bedside shelf, which was probably used to stay up all night writing novels, and the blanket exuded a faint smell that belonged to Xu Lehan I suddenly felt like covering her with a quilt and lying on her pillow to sleep... But when I heard the sound of the dormitory door opening, I immediately became vigilant, this is not a drill, this is not a drill!
"Hello, hello, it turns out that Xiaojun and Tongtong are here. I'm sorry to welcome you, please come in~"
This little dummy!Can't it be normal? The more abnormal, the more suspicious it is!
"Lehan, why are you making it so formal..." Wang Xiao complained.
"Tongtong and I just came to see how the homework report assigned by our group's teacher is going." Lu Xiaojun said.
I listened to their conversation, and it turned out that both Bi Antong and Lu Xiaojun had come. Thanks to me, I hid in time, because this morning I told Bi Antong that I was going to work, but now I came to the girls’ dormitory to find Xu Lehan. Seeing me and Xu Lehan in pajamas here, Xiaojun and Bi Antong will definitely be suspicious, especially the little vinegar king, who will definitely think that I am playing tricks again to provoke Xu Lehan, and I will definitely sulk again when I go back at night, so there is one more thing It's better to do one less thing, just hide and wait for them to leave. Normally, it's impossible to find out. Why are they climbing into bed when they have nothing to do?
"Hey, Lehan, when did you get a Rilakkuma that big? Didn't you see it in the morning?"
After a short pause, Wang Xiao suddenly realized: "Oh~ so it turns out that the so-called surprise that you, Le Han, got up at five o'clock in the morning and waited on the chair was this bear~ Unexpectedly, we My little Lehan has also entered spring~"
"Lehan, are you in a relationship?" Lu Xiaojun and Bi Antong said in surprise in unison.
Just say a friend gave it to you!
However, Xu Lehan brightened up with a little sunshine, and said in a showy tone: "Oh, I'm a little shy to be found out by you. In fact, I haven't fallen in love yet. Even if a boy pursues me, he gives me a gift. Rilakkuma is delivering breakfast again, here, breakfast is still on the table."
Too bad, too bad!It's about to kill me!
"Huh? Xiaojun Tongtong, why are you two looking at me so vigilantly? Shouldn't you bless me?" Xu Lehan asked strangely.
"Can you tell me who is the boy who pursued you?" Bi Antong asked nervously.
"Yeah, can you tell me a little bit, we will never say anything, just curious." Lu Xiaojun also said nervously.
I beg my sister, don't cheat on me anymore!
"Well...um...that..." Xu Lehan hesitated.
"Yes?" Wang Xiao became concerned with Bi Antong and Lu Xiaojun, but the former was just purely curious and had no other intentions.
"He is..."
"Lehan, don't be a fool, tell me quickly, we're all in a hurry." Wang Xiao urged.
"It's a boy from our school~ I can't say who it is..."
"That's good..." Both Lu Xiaojun and Bi Antong said with a sigh of relief.
Wang Xiao was different from the two of them, but complained: "What, it doesn't matter if you talk about it, we can help you find and investigate..."
"Hey, I'll show you guys when it's almost done, don't be in a hurry now, it's too early..."
I think that even if they graduate, they might not be able to see Xu Lehan's so-called boyfriend. Where else can a little fool like Xu Lehan find a boy from this academy to be her boyfriend...
"Why is there a pack of cigarettes on the ground? Is it from the boy who pursued you? Does he smoke?" Wang Xiao said.
It was the bag that I just threw on the ground to tease Xu Lehan to pick it up...
"The teacher also smokes this brand of cigarettes."
Bi Antong also said: "Tu Sheng does smoke this cigarette too."
You two are usually really observant...
"Really, it seems that the boss really smokes this cigarette too, I didn't notice it, isn't it a coincidence..."
Xu Lehan changed the subject again and said: "Let's not talk about this, let's talk about business, don't you want to make some report? I'm going to wash up and have breakfast first, hehe, the breakfast was specially delivered all the way, you can only be busy You can’t enjoy doing your homework~”
Wang Xiao said unhappily: "It's a shame that you can still get out. Did you forget that the teacher assigned you to be in a group with the three of us and to complete the report together..."
"Ah Le? Is there such a thing... I seem to have really forgotten... Come on, I will help you after I wash up and eat breakfast. You guys are fucked first (? o_o)?!"
Lu Xiaojun smiled, while Wang Xiao cursed, complaining that Xu Lehan was unreliable.
"Le Han is being pursued by a boy. It's normal to be happy. They are all classmates. At worst, let's do more and let her enjoy the feeling of being pursued."
"I think what Xiaojun said is right, anyway, it would be nice if Le Han could have a boyfriend sooner, so she doesn't have to pester her anymore..."
"What are you bothered about, Tongtong?" Wang Xiao asked because she didn't know.
"It's nothing, let's get started."
I heard their conversation clearly, and I knew that what Bi Antong wanted to say was that if Xu Lehan could have a boyfriend sooner, he would stop pestering me to play with me. If we want to eat, we are really just good brothers and good friends in Xu Lehan's mouth, there is no relationship more than friends at all... right...
I hesitated, because I thought about the self-defeating kiss just now, Xu Lehan's "indirect confession" that he joked many times, does Xu Lehan really have feelings for me between men and women? I can't figure it out...
"My computer is not fast enough to carry this software... Lehan, can I use your computer for a while, your gaming laptop is faster."
"ojbk!"
! ! !
"Xiaoxiao, wait!"
Xu Lehan yelled and ran out of the bathroom to stop him, but it was too late, Wang Xiao had already climbed onto Xu Lehan's bed along the ladder, and met my eyes...
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