How Lolicon is made

Don’t think that you can do anything reckless by using poetic names to fool around. I have memorized a lot of ancient poems such as "Die Lian Hua", "Feng Qiu Huang", "Magpie Bridge Immortal", "Yulin Ling" and so on when I was in elementary school. Okay!

And this menu is obviously made up by you!

When I was investigating the menu in your store yesterday, there was no such weird couple menu at all!

Forget it, the above price is more expensive than the normal couple package!Miss Qianye, you can't learn from Huaxia's [price increase every holiday] problem!

Zhi Nao, who was sitting across from Youyi, also noticed the problem: "Well... Qianye-san, are these packages a little expensive? It's almost twice the price of the normal two-person package."

Chiba smiled and said, "Of course."

"Because it's a set meal for four people, it must be twice the price."

Game: "..."

Did I mishear just now, Miss Qianye, what did she just say?

What is the "Couple Package" for four people? Why have I never heard of it?

By accident, You Yi and his team tried to order such a set meal, and half of them were out of curiosity.

But when the drinks in the set meal were served, the eyes of the three girls present changed.

Drinks are naturally normal drinks, and the only thing that can make a fuss is the straw.You Yi can swear that he has never seen a three-dimensional heart made with four straws in his life.

It really is four people drinking the same drink!

The moment he noticed the change in the eyes of the three girls, You Yi felt that the summer festival had just begun, and it had seriously deviated from his original plan.

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Bought Hollow Knight yesterday, what a tm fun!

It’s just that Dancing Music is a bit prone to collapse...

By the way, how many people directly challenged [Mantis Lord] without upgrading their weapons?When I won the game, I could only sigh in admiration, how skillful it was made me feel distressed.

Also, the little knight is so cute, would you like to raise one ヾ(????)?"

Chapter 283 Chapter 266 Stage Center

Time came to eight o'clock in the morning in a blink of an eye. At this time, the cold air in the summer morning had completely disappeared, replaced by warm sunshine.

But although it is warm, it will still feel hot once it is exposed to the sun for a long time.

There are already many tourists on the street who have gone out to enjoy the summer festival together. Some of them have changed into bathrobes like You Yi and others, and some of them are still wearing short-sleeved shorts.

After all, it is summer, so I still want to cool myself down more or less.

However, Youyi and his team were not so troubled. You must know that the above situation was within Youyi's expectations, so he put a lot of effort into changing the material of the bathrobe.

Not only is it comfortable to wear so that the skin will not feel tight, but it will automatically tighten the gaps between the materials of the clothes to keep warm when it encounters cold air. The gaps will be loosened for ventilation.

This is a super-practical clothing material researched by Youjia in recent years. It is warm in winter and cool in summer and is comfortable to wear.But other than that, it's no different from ordinary clothes.

Walking along the route planned by the government in advance and calculated by You Yi, a boy and three lolis just strolled along the street at such a leisurely pace.

Although the Summer Festival is said to be a celebration, in fact, there are only food and entertainment on the street, and occasionally there are some small stalls selling accessories.

Originally, You Yi thought this was the case at first, but it wasn't until Jian Gu Heyuan read through the complete plan for the summer festival that he fully realized the genius of the mayor who was trying to fish.

Good guy, there are performances on the stage in the summer theme centers in the four urban areas of Xilian City, and they are all performed simultaneously.Moreover, the program content of each stage center is different, and there will even be live interaction with other stage centers.

How much money was spent on this...

Youyi has to sigh, in order to satisfy his [entertainment], people can really do all kinds of amazing actions.

And now, Youyi is going to take the three lolitas to the center of the stage in the small town of Europe.

In the planning book, when and what program will be performed are all memorized in my heart.Now that I am waiting for someone to rush to the stage, I should be able to catch up with the opening ceremony just in time.

Speaking of which, why did Jian Gu Heyuan hold an opening ceremony at a festival like the Summer Festival? You Yi almost thought it was a sports meeting.

"But trying to add such a modern style to this traditional festival, Mayor Jian Gu still has some ideas." Victoria Lina said as she walked, even holding her beloved ceramic pipe in her hand.

You Yi immediately complained: "No, the mayor I hate is just trying to mix things he likes together, and he is definitely not as great as Victoria you imagined."

Vittorina shrugged: "Then you say yes."

Youyi observed the surrounding shops through the crowds that began to gather, and asked, "By the way, do you have any games or things you want to buy? Don't worry about my financial situation, it's all in the Yueshan Group on the head."

Youyi at this time perfectly confirmed the saying "Sorry, if you have money, you can do whatever you want", if Tong Mu sees this, I'm afraid he will go crazy and fight Youyi desperately again.

Chino shook his head: "There is no..."

Gu Yanying also looked around, but obviously couldn't find any facilities of interest.

Not to mention Victoria, she walked in front of Youyi, and kept her eyes on the front from beginning to end, and her eyes never moved to the surrounding vendors.

It seemed that none of the three girls had any products they were interested in. As for snacks, they came out after having breakfast at Gantumeng.

Compared to the snacks on the street, You Yi thinks it is more appropriate to eat a normal breakfast, which will not burden the stomach too much.

That being said, when Qianye was asked to hand over the weird "Couple Set Meal", Youyi felt that it was no longer a normal breakfast.

Hurrying to get rid of the fear of fidgeting before, You Yi said: "In this case, let's speed up to the center of the stage... Speaking of Victoria, you should be fine, are you sure you can reach the stage?"

You Yi saw a "well"-shaped vein appearing on the back of Victoria's head on the spot: "How do you have no confidence in my physical strength!?"

"It's not a matter of lack of confidence, but that you have a criminal record, silver-haired girl." Gu Yanying immediately made up her sword, "You must know that you climbed half of the mountain and didn't reach it, so you almost died of exhaustion on the mountainside."

"What's more, we are going to walk around Xilian City today, which is about tens of kilometers away. Will you really not get tired halfway through, Victoria?"

There are more and more blue veins on Victoria's forehead: "It's okay, the two of you singing together are purely here to mess with my mentality, right?"

"Today I proved to you two short-sighted guys that I am not as weak as you think!"

With that said, Vittorina took a step and started to speed up.

Whisper BB here, doing it like Victoria will only make you tired faster, it is better to spend more time walking slowly.

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"Hoo!...Hoo!...Hoo!..."

Gu Yanying looked at Vittorina speechlessly: "What did I say, silver-haired girl, if you walk so fast, this will definitely happen."

"No...you don't need to talk too much, you red-haired girl!" Victoria said bravely, "I'm just... I'm... improving my upper limit!"

When this sentence was said, the other three people present expressed complete disbelief.

Chi Nao looked at the wall of people in front of him: "There are so many people... I can't see what's going on on the stage at all."

When You Yi and his group came to the bottom of the stage, many audiences had already gathered. This situation was very unfriendly to the three lolis.

Not to mention, height is always flawed, didn't you see that Gu Yanying's face was already dark.

But man, all of this is within You Yi's calculations!Isn't it just that there are too many people and you can't see the stage? Isn't it enough to find a higher stand?

Youyi has used 3D scene modeling to observe the terrain here. Since the stage is near the river bank, it is undoubtedly a wise choice to stand on the embankment.

And the distance from the stage also has an advantage that I don't know if it is an "advantage".

Stand a little farther away so you don't get called out to interact by the host on stage.

Youyi is well aware that his recent luck has been interfered by the boss of the dream world, and he has been played by the god of romantic comedy and the goddess of fate. Every three days, there will be a kingly plot that makes readers applaud and applaud. This kind of thing is already commonplace .

I still have a bit of a B number in my heart for this game.

He even managed to turn all kinds of benevolent plots into similar TV series like "I Want to Die You", which received more than half of the negative reviews on TV stations.

Today I stood a little farther away, at least thirty meters away from the stage. I don't believe that this way I will be called up to interact!

At this time, You Yi didn't notice it at all, he was like an old general on the stage, with flags stuck all over his body.

After Youyi brought the three lolis to the embankment above the river bank, the three lolis immediately began to sigh, this kind of wide field of view is not often enjoyed.

Gu Yanying looked at the stage: "What program is performing now? Playing?"

"That's right, it's a music program." You Yi searched for the program list in his memory, "The name of this music is "Re...Ja***esque". All pretty good."

Well, everyone who is interested can go to Netease Cloud to listen to it by yourself, the sense of rhythm is really good.

Victoria Lina, who had been relieved, frowned: "The traditional program is performed in a modern style, and the music is quite appropriate. It seems that Mayor Jian Gu really put in a lot of effort. You must know that Music is the one he listens to a lot.”

You Yi: "...Compared to this, I'm more curious about how you know about the personal privacy of the mayor who is fishing for money? Please save a little face for him, please, he has been persecuted terribly."

Victoria immediately gave You Yi a blank look.

You have the nerve to say, who do you think started persecuting people first?

The music program between the talks had ended, and the audience began to applaud one after another, and You Yi and the others joined in the applause.

After the performance team left the stage, the host lady said: "Then the next step is our interaction with the audience. A total of ten audience members are needed. Is there anyone who volunteers to come on stage?"

Youyi squatted down reflexively and hid behind the three lolis, looking very ashamed.

There is no way, although I was full of confidence before, but I still have to be afraid when it comes to the so-called interactive game game.You Yi is quite familiar with the fact that he is an African.

They were all selected as prey at the school festival back then, who knows what kind of weird form they will be selected this time?

It was rare to see You Yi in such a state, Gu Yanying and the others burst out laughing on the spot.

You can laugh if you want, anyway, even if I jumped off the bridge over there today, I would definitely not be on stage!

In fact, apart from You Yi, not many people are willing to take the initiative to take the stage.I don't know why, people these days are very autistic and don't like to go on stage.

Mostly it’s shame, or it’s social phobia and crowd phobia, and if it’s too much, there’s female phobia.

However, the hostess seemed to have expected this situation long ago. After snapping her fingers, the staff brought a lot of suspected prizes onto the stage.

This is also a common routine of the organizers, using prizes to lure some unsteady people to come on stage as tools.

Such a low-level trap, how could You Yizi fall into it?

"Among these prizes are an original novel autographed by the original author of the popular movie "The Barista Who Turned into a Rabbit", an oversized doll made by a well-known neon doll manufacturer, ..., and a standard notebook for the consolation prize Ben." The host lady added.

At this moment, You Yi noticed that Chino's eyes were shining brightly, staring straight at the rabbit doll almost the size of her on the stage.

It was obvious that he was attracted by that doll, and he seemed to like it a lot.

Game: "..."

At this moment, two familiar voices came out of Youyi's heart again.

Kindhearted game: "The little angel Chino is so cute, and even treats you so well, why don't you come on stage and help her win this prize! Show your heroic side as her boyfriend!"

Disgusting game: "...Look at what I'm doing, do you need me to shout a slogan? Zhi Nao is the cutest little angel in the world!"

Bridge Bean Sack, is there something wrong with your characters? ?You are a fake disgusting!

Youyi looked up at the sky speechlessly, it seemed that no matter what, he couldn't escape the fate of being called to the stage.

But fortunately, this unlucky situation was already guessed when I was making the plan yesterday, so it will not affect the itinerary of my group today.

As long as the interaction doesn't exceed an hour.

Standing up from behind the three lolis, Youyi patted Chino on the shoulder: "Chino, do you want that doll?"

Chi Nao hesitated on the spot, after all, Yi had shown that he didn't want to go on stage, if he nodded here, would it cause trouble for Yi?

Youyi straightened his body: "It's okay, Chino, if you want, I will help you get the prize, this is my duty."

Feeling that it might not be enough to just say that, You Yi whispered again: "As Chino-chan's boyfriend."

Chino: "!!!"

This sentence caused a critical blow to Chino's heart. In just a few tenths of a second, Chino's body temperature rose sharply, and the bathrobe was almost too late to dissipate heat.

Under Youyi's "strong offensive", Chino could only blushed and nodded, looking forward to the moment when Youyi got the prize for himself.

Of course, Gu Yanying and Victoria were both watching this scene.Although their hearts are somewhat sour, they will never be jealous or envious of Chino.

After all, today is the summer festival, and there are plenty of opportunities. (You Yi feels a chill behind his back)

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Sure enough, after the host lady ran out of the bait of the prize, many fish took the bait.

Youyi is one of them, and this is a necessary sacrifice for Chino.