How Lolicon is made

But this kind of sacrifice doesn't make You Yi understand why half of the nine people who came on stage besides himself are people he knows?

Li Shi, Shalu, and Qingshan Lanshan are three old acquaintances, I will not talk about you, after all, you live in this urban area, and it is normal to meet you.

But Brother Simang, what are you doing here! ?

Shouldn't you stay in the Jiucheng family and deal with the many affairs left behind by your elder sister and your younger sister? Why did you appear in this ghost place! ?

Don't imitate the mayor who is trying to catch fish! How can you fix it!

As for the last Sakamoto...

You Yi said that he has almost gotten used to the behavior of this nominal junior, and every time he cooperates with Sakamoto, he will not be so conspicuous, so it may be a good thing.

— Do you think I would say that?

The interaction on stage is basically a competition, [competition] plus [acquaintances].

This is to give play to traditional performing arts!

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What traditional arts?

A chaotic rivalry!The third bomb!

Chapter 284 Chapter 267 A chaotic confrontation [the third bullet]

On the stage, You Yi couldn't help but cover his face and hold his forehead when he saw a group of acquaintances.

When there are half of my own people on this stage, usually nothing good will happen, and I will definitely be the one who hurts the most.

In fact, the reasons for a few people to come to the stage can still be guessed, such as Li Shi and Shalu.There seems to be some kind of gun model among the prizes mentioned by the host before, and it probably hit Lise's strike zone.

Shalu... this child must have been pulled up by Lishi.

As for Sakamoto, Youyi didn't bother to think about this big guy anymore, after all, he was a character who was elusive and possessed unique skills.No matter how shocking things he did, it would be difficult to disturb You Yi.

Therefore, it is the remaining two that Youyi wants to complain about the most!

Miss Qingshan Lanshan, and Jiucheng Simang.

When they felt Youyi's dead fish eyes sweeping over, the two immediately turned their heads away, pretending not to see it.

"Thank you very much for the willingness of these ten viewers to come on stage. Then the next game will be divided into two teams. First of all, please draw lots and randomly divide into teams." The host said.

Youyi couldn't help looking up at the sky, as soon as he heard the word "team", he knew that this must be a confrontation match.

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Team results came out.

Red Team: Youyi, Lishi, Shalu, Jiucheng Simang, Passerby

Blue Team: Sakamoto, Passersby, Passersby, Aoyama Blue Mountain, Passersby

Looking at the inexplicably neat personnel list on the two lines above, You Yi felt that someone must have done this on purpose.Sure enough, random things are deceiving, and black-box operations are interesting.

Before the host announced the content of the game, Youyi quietly walked up to Jiucheng Simang: "I said, brother Simang, what are you doing here, old man? Will the Jiucheng family let you out for a walk?"

Jiucheng Simang coughed twice: "No... Strictly speaking, I sneaked out."

Game: "..."

exist?

Why do you even play the trick of "stealing away"?

How many times has Victoria sneaked out in the past, don't you have a B number in your heart?

Why do you Jiucheng family members all look the same?

After being stared at by Youyi with lifeless dead fish eyes for a long time, Jiucheng Rumang surrendered: "Okay, I admit that I was worried about Li Qing, so I came here specially, okay? I didn't even have this matter Tell Uncle An."

Only then did You Yi look clear: "It turns out that brother Simang's severe sister-control symptoms have flared up again. You should be really lucky that Victoria is not on stage now."

Having said that, the two of them could still feel the indifferent gaze on the river dam.

Jiucheng Rumang glared at You Yi: "It doesn't hurt your back to stand and talk, and you wouldn't be much better off. Although Li Qing's character is really not cute now, she was still very popular when she was young. "

"Suppose you have a younger sister in Youyi, chasing after you all day and being a follower, calling you "Onijiang" in a baby voice, you don't want to assassinate Ah Wei ?”

Youyi tried to imagine the scene that Jiucheng Simang just described, and then immediately covered his heart.

Gan, what should I do if he really wants to stab Ah Wei in the back after being said so?

Before Youyi could react, Jiucheng Rumang said with emotion: "However, the good times don't last long... In my impression, Liqing didn't call me 'Oni-chan' a few times before she became quite mischievous." , and then...there is no more."

In the future, it is estimated that there will be conflicts between Victoria and her sister.

You Yi patted Jiucheng Simang on the shoulder to express his condolences.

Then there is Li Shi's side - there is nothing to say here, based on the friendship between him and Li Shi, there is absolutely no problem in cooperating or anything.

One look can solve most communication problems.Shalu agrees.

As for the remaining passer-by, he could only resign himself to fate.

To be honest, the current game really has no fighting spirit. After all, it will be tiring to complain, even if you complain in your heart.

But when he thought that Zhi Nai was still waiting for him to win a big victory on the river dam, You Yi regained his motivation.

No matter what you say, you can't disappoint Chino!

Host: "Our game session is divided into three parts. The first round is the defense competition, the second round is the courage test, and the third round is the physical stunt competition."

"Although it is a team competition, in fact everyone's personal score is counted individually, so please don't think about relying on your teammates to win?"

"whispering sound."

Youyi immediately turned his head and looked at Jiucheng Shimang.

Did you guys make any noise just now?

Jiucheng Simang replied with his eyes: It's your illusion.

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Victoria on the dam saw this scene and couldn't help covering her face and holding her forehead: "The two of them have been making eye contact over there, and I always feel so ashamed...Can I pull them down?"

Gu Yanying glanced at Victoria Lina: "You will be completely disqualified if you do that, are you sure?"

After finishing speaking, Gu Yanying pointed to Chino who was concentrating on observing the game on the stage.

Well, for Chino's sake, my old lady endured it.

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Host: "Then about the first round of the defense, the range of questions is actually quite wide, so there will definitely be questions that the audience knows the answer to."

"As long as the audience wants to answer, they can quickly press the button in front of them."

Hearing this, You Yi blinked his eyes.

Why is this game mode so familiar?Isn't this the usual trick of variety shows in various TV stations in China?

Although it is old-fashioned, it has to be said that it is really interesting and always attracts a wave of people's attention.

But this might be a good thing for You Yi. Although he is not as knowledgeable as Victoria Lina, at least he has some knowledge of crooked ways.

"First question, what is the price of canned coffee at XX convenience store in this area?"

…………What?

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At the same time when You Yi was stunned, everyone on the field except himself immediately tapped the button in front of them.

The host pointed to Sakamoto: "This audience, please answer."

Sakamoto pushed his glasses and said, "There is only one brand of canned coffee in XX Convenience Store, and it was 400 yen a can two years ago, and it was changed to 350 yen a can after that."

(Note: The price here is written blindly by me, and I have never understood it)

"The answer is correct! And it is a perfect answer!"

Not only the host, but even many audience members started to applaud.

Amidst the warm applause, only You Yi maintained a dazed expression.

No, bridge bean sack, what happened just now?What the hell kind of question is this? It completely touches my blind spot of knowledge, okay?

Standing next to Youyi, Jiucheng Simang said quietly: "You are a foreigner after all, so I don't know that this XX convenience store is quite famous in small European towns. Basically 89% of the people know it."

"And the reason why this convenience store is famous is because of that brand of canned coffee."

Game: "..."

"I *Huaxia swear*! - This is clearly aimed at me!?"

It's also thanks to the fact that none of the people present could understand Huaxia's foul language.

You Yi took a few deep breaths: "It's okay, it's just an accident, it's just an accident... I don't believe that she will be so tricky in the next question!"

5 minutes later.

You Yi was a little crazy: "There are already six questions about this *Huaxia swearing*, why are they all about side questions about this region!?"

This time it was Lishi who explained: "Well, Mr. You Yi... Actually, the questions just now can be regarded as common sense questions for people living in this area. It's the same as "1+1=2"."

When Lishi said this, Youyi felt even more painful.

There are a total of six questions, and nine people other than myself are rushing to answer them, but I stand here motionless like an idiot, as if I'm just making up the numbers.

The game has become a little bit evil, thinking about whether to simply enter the [Time Burst] mode, and then use the workshop to connect to the database of the entire Xilian City.

In this way, you can definitely answer 100% correctly, and you can even come faster than everyone else.

By the way, Sakamoto answered three of the six questions just now.How could this guy be so fast?

In the midst of You Yi's full of resentment, he finally made it through.

Host: "The questions just now are very simple questions for everyone, but the difficulty will start to increase sharply."

"Question seven, first of all, we invite two of our staff members to come on stage."

As soon as the host finished speaking, two people in overalls came on stage.

Although the two are about the same height, their physical characteristics are particularly easy to distinguish.One is obviously a well-trained and muscular figure, and the other is a slightly fat figure.

"Then the question is, which of these two men is heavier?"

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This time, Youyi finally joined the rushing answering team, but it was a pity that Jiucheng Simang snatched away the opportunity of rushing to answer this time.

I almost forgot that Jiucheng Simang just now won two questions under the pressure of Sakamoto.Based on this, You Yi realized that he might have underestimated Jiucheng Simang, a serious sister-in-law.

I saw Jiucheng Rumang pointing at the slightly fat staff member confidently: "This one is heavier! Because his clothes are not tight enough, if he takes off the clothes, he will definitely be bigger than what he looks like now." big!"

"wrong answer!"

click-

Jiucheng Simang instantly petrified.

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But the cruel fate did not give Jiucheng Simang any chance to repent. Just when the host announced that the answer was wrong, Youyi and Sakamoto pressed the button almost at the same time.

No, it seems that Youyi has seized the opportunity to answer.

Youyi glanced at Sakamoto with a slightly regretful expression out of the corner of his eye.

His hand just now... Did it pause for a few tenths of a second?Otherwise, it should be exactly the same time.

Although he knew that Sakamoto was deliberately letting him down, it didn't mean that Youyi would miss this opportunity: "The muscular staff here are heavier, as for why..."

"Because muscle is actually much heavier than fat and fat, the reason why people who have exercised have the illusion that they are lighter is because people who have exercised at the same weight look more capable."