Dimensional Apartment Manager

"Huh? Calm down? It means..."

Refers to his own behavior?Jiuye came to a conclusion in his heart, and didn't ask Oshino, the weird expert, too much.

Ordinary people would be very flustered if they encountered such a situation, and they would definitely feel a little uneasy coming to another world alone, but Jiuye's actions were so calm and orderly in their eyes, so it formed a suspicious point.

Jiuye still has some talent in lying. Although he is not as good as the joker players, he has solved problems through lies on many occasions, and of course it has caused many problems...

For Oshino's doubts, Jiuye thought of a very good explanation, an explanation that couldn't be more reasonable. The only thing to pay attention to is that if you want your explanation to stand, you have to create more lies.

Lies after lies, lies followed by lies, everyone who has lied must know this unfolding; because it is a distorted road from the beginning, which means that the scenery on that road also needs to be created by oneself.

The audience is a sightseeing car, the lie is the paved road, and the scenery along the way is the next lie, so it is easy to understand.

"In fact, I also know a strange expert, that guy often shows me strange things and pictures, so I have a certain immunity to abnormal situations; and...Although I don't have all the memories of the Aliangliang wooden calendar, But there is a part of the memory, which is vague, but I still know you."

"The sharing of fuzzy memories? At the same time, he also has encountered weird experiences. Oh, he is really a little brother who cannot be underestimated."

After eating all the donuts in his hands, Oshino asked Zhanjouhara for a napkin. Unexpectedly, Zhanjouhara actually had them. Girls are really careful in these aspects, so I can't help but admire them.

Back to the topic, Oshino once again asked Jiu Ye to retell the content of the conversation with Aliangliang Muli. On the way, Jiu Ye felt that Zou Ye had been staring at him with scrutiny.

What are you doing?Could it be that you feel unhappy because your boyfriend didn't contact you first?But the Aliangliang wooden calendar on the other side cannot contact anyone other than Jiuye.

"Araragi-kun, did you say something to the NPC-kun before planning the action? For example, 'Tell me the most respected and beautiful girlfriend first'."

"...No, I'm not an NPC-kun."

"If the NPC-kun didn't lie to me, it means Araragi-kun needs a certain level of life counseling."

Senjouhara began to think about Aliangliang Muli's actions after his return, and felt that he was not very worried about Aliangliang Muli.

It may also be Zhanjouhara's self-confidence. Jiuye finally came to such a conclusion. After all, Zhanjouhara still trusts Oshino at this time, thinking that this weird expert is more reliable.

Oshino quietly watched the interaction between the two, and with a smile on his face, he took out another donut, which was the fruity flavor that Jiuye preferred.

"Tsundere girl, you and Jiuye-jun seem to get along very well, but I know how anxious you are, but now you have to listen to me, first put away the stationery that may kill Jiuye-jun at any time."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Oshino, I didn't want to do this either."

Zhan Zhanyuan took back the compasses, paper cutter, pencil in his left hand, and the stapler and triangular ruler in his right hand. Just now, Jiu Ye didn't pay attention. It turned out that Miss Yang Yang was ready to attack him at any time.

But does it really matter?Now it's his boyfriend's body, but his soul is another person...

How should I put it, Jiuye still felt that even if Araragi appeared here intact, Senjougahara might attack him.

Zhan Zhanyuan's aggressive character has subsided a lot after taking care of the heavy crab, but before she cut her hair, those are the weapons she is best at, and the most likely props she can take out, which cannot be easily ignored.

Under Oshino's persuasion, Senjouhara put away those things, she did not distance herself from Jiu Ye, the guy who occupied her boyfriend's body, but sat on the chair next to her.

Sure enough, Jiuye thought of the reason why Zhanjobara found out that he was not the real Aliangliang wooden calendar before and did not attack. It was to bring himself here safely, so he didn't choose to startle the snake.

These are all routines... Wouldn't it be better to be more sincere?

"Let's try to use the simplest method of elimination. Kuba-kun, you said, no, you said that Brother Araragi told you that he hadn't been to other places for a few days before he forgot about that incident. , means it’s just an ordinary commute to and from school, right? I don’t need to know what I did at home, but I do want to know about the way to school and the way home. Can Tsundere Girl provide enough consultation? Please.”

"I thought Oshino-san already knew this town completely. As for what Araragi-kun did when he went to school and went home, I don't know very well; because Araragi-kun doesn't walk with me every day, it's a bit strange to say It’s probably because I said a day ago that I was going to take a long way to see acquaintances, but I didn’t tell me the details.”

Hearing Zhanjobara say this, Jiuye began to wonder if Aliangliang Muli did this to meet that lost loli. After all, that little girl has been wandering around the town all the time.

Opposite Jiu Ye, according to Zhan Zhanyuan's words, Oshino Fu repeated the lines she had said before.

"It's a long way to go, from the high school you are studying to return to Araragi's brother's house, there must be some facilities on the way, such as hotels, hotels, libraries, etc., maybe there are ruins like this. .”

"Can suddenly forget something and exchange souls, can weirdness do it?"

"There are all kinds of weirdness, the weirdness of possession, the weirdness of devouring the body, the weirdness of inducing human suicide, the weirdness of changing people's hearts, all kinds of weirdness, as for the weirdness of exchanging souls, I haven't encountered it yet; but since If you retrieve your memory, you can get it back, maybe it’s that weird professional ethics, or maybe it’s a special ability.”

Oshino wiped the sesame seeds off his hands with a napkin, and he glanced at the sky outside, it was almost noon.

In fact, exchanging bodies has nothing to do with being weird. Of course, it is impossible for Jiuye to say that. Telling them will only make this incident more troublesome; that is to say, Jiuye's focus is on retrieving the memories of Aliangliang's wooden calendar. thing.

The body exchange was done by the main god, and the loss of memory is probably caused by the weirdness.

"Originally, I thought it would be no problem to let a special case like Kissshot Acerolaorion Heartunder Blade follow Brother Araragi. The powerful and weird breath alone must be able to scare away some of the new monsters, but it turned out not to be like this; as the saying goes, like attracts like , the biological "the strong occupy the mountain is king" has no meaning at all to the weird, no wonder the town has been restless recently, and the breath of "peace" has been shaken."

The weirdness is not afraid of the powerful weirdness, but instead gathers because of it, the existence of Oshino Shinobu is like a magnet.

"Forgetting something, loss of memory, and inability to recall it. The reason may be that Brother Araragi went to a bad place before."

"What's not so good? It refers to the scene of the incident? I've been reading newspapers for the past few days, but I haven't seen any special news."

Senjougahara's eyes fell on a pile of newspapers in the room, wondering how many newspapers Oshino Shinobu had read.

"It's not like that, Tsundere girl, things like events don't happen in an instant, but have existed there from the very beginning, from the time it appeared."

Oshino rubbed his prickly hair with his hands, and he, who had been wearing a Hawaiian shirt, jumped from the top of the pyramid of the seat.

"Humans build a building, and the existence of the building has been fixed from that moment. Is this understandable? Therefore, even if the building is demolished or destroyed, we can still believe that there is a building there, but it is only a matter of time." It’s just a matter of point; suppose brother Araragi went to a bad place, if there was a weirdness there in the past, then it also exists now, for the weirdness, time is like the moon in the lake, it exists but it doesn’t exist attached."

Rather, Oshino kicked his hands in his pockets

"Weird exists because people want it to exist, that's all,"

Just like Oshino Shinobi was regarded as a god in the past, right?Jiu Ye thought of the story of Oshino Shinobu's past...

"About the weirdness of swallowing memories... You guys should go to Naoetsu High School now, and then take a detour around the vicinity on the way, and let me know if there are any strange places."

"Okay, let's go, Mr. NPC, the 'Devil King' is ahead."

"Can you stop calling me that? We're not going to defeat the devil."

Snapped!Senjouhara held the stapler together.

"I really need information from the villagers."

It seems that it is either an NPC or a villager, there is no difference, and it is rare for Jiuye to argue in this regard.

"Please don't get me wrong, Mr. NPC is also very important to me."

"real or fake?"

"Your HP should be enough to withstand the enemy's blow, and die with glory as my shield."

"I'm a meat shield!?"

"Because it's Araragi-kun's body, I will cherish it and leave at least one arm."

"That's too much!"

Even so, the two of them bid farewell to Oshino and began to act according to the plan.

"NPC-kun, is Araragi-kun's body easy to use?"

"Huh?! You...cough cough! It doesn't matter whether it works or not. I just want to get back into my body quickly."

"Are you saying that my boyfriend is in poor shape in every way?"

"Wait, that's not what it means. Araragi-kun still has abs, and his figure is pretty standard."

"Hearing the praise of my boyfriend from other men, I suddenly feel a little disgusted. Can you stay away from me?"

"Hey!"

Jiu Ye knew that it would never be so easy to complete the task assigned by Oshino...

Volume [-] Lost Story. Chapter [-] Lihua Forbearance·Under the Skirt (Part [-])

Taking a step forward means that it is impossible to take a step back, and doing things smoothly means that accidents cannot happen; an action does have two sides, but it will only have one result at a specific point in time when it occurs.

When a person encounters two different choices while playing a game, if the choice made will determine the death and survival of the character in the play, then the guy playing the game must not be able to achieve both results at the same time.

Although it is impossible to achieve two results, but as long as you save it and then read it, you can get different plot lines at the same time point on different timelines, just like a certain male protagonist who kept resurrecting in front of the fruit stand at the beginning Same……

It is a bit complicated to say, or a bit confusing; in fact, the simplified meaning is that it is impossible for a person to take care of two opposite things at the same time, and which one is more important needs to make an exact choice.

Due to the unexpectedness of the plot, Jiuye, who originally planned to have a school parade with Zhang Zhanyuan Heiyi, changed his purpose on the way. He planned to ask Aliangliang Muli first to see if he could get more from him. information.

The reason why Senjouhara let Jiuba leave was because after leaving Rui Kaojuku, Senjouhara received a call from his father, saying that there was an important matter that needed a father-daughter discussion, so the two separated for the time being.

Jiuye remembered that while talking with Aliangliang Muli again, Senjouhara received a call from his father. Such a development seemed to be destined to Jiuye.

There are no accidents in this world, there are just a series of stories, everyone is the promoter of the plot, but also the terminator of the plot.

So Jiuha returned to Araragi's house, and then saw Araragi's calendar through the dialog box in Araragi's room, but...

"It really scared me to death. If I hadn't seen something more terrifying in the past, I might have died suddenly on the spot; it's not right, even if I saw the down-and-out ninja and the vampire hunter who was killed by ..., and the miserable self , and can’t face such creatures calmly, what are you doing, Mr. Jiuye, why do you have skeleton girls and giant dragons in your world?”

Aliangliang Muli complained, there were some wounds on his face, to be precise, there were minor wounds on Jiuye's body, but luckily none of them were serious injuries.

"And it's okay for the skeleton girl to be scary, I can accept such weirdness, but the question is why does she pounce on her as soon as she sees her?"

"Compared to this Araragi-kun, you shouldn't be concerned about these small things right now. Shouldn't you be tied to the bed and explain it first?"

A subtle expression appeared on Jiuye's face, because the Aliangliang wooden calendar he saw again, this garbage gentleman who occupied his body had some wounds on his face, and his body was tied up by a lot of red ropes at the foot of the bed, unable to move a cent.

Judging from the failure of Aliangliang Muli's resistance, Aliangliang Muli, like Jiu Ye, cannot use the opponent's ability, which means that both sides have become ordinary people.

Of course, ordinary people are ordinary people, and Jiuye's life after occupying the body of Aliangliang Muli seems to be much better than that of Aliangliang Muli who occupied Jiuye's body, at least he is not tied up.

"Mr. Jiuba, I don't think the problem is with me, but with the people who know you; the young girl with animal ears and the girl who can turn into a dragon, and the girl with the skeleton and the girl with the whole body Miss Tie, after they saw me, they started to doubt me before they had been in contact with me for more than 3 minutes. Look, this is the final result. They who tied me up seemed to be discussing whether to use magic to get me out out of your body."

"I'm convinced... you didn't do anything with my body, did you? Then you were discovered."

"I didn't do anything weird, at most I just let two young girls ride on my back for a walk in the garden, and I didn't do anything else."

"Don't do that kind of thing!"

Jiuye yelled, but he had only had an intimate talk with Sister Huoyan not long ago, so he has no right to tell him not to mess around.

Looking at the Aliangliang wooden calendar that was tied up, Jiuye felt that this result was not bad, and it could also prevent him from using his body to cause trouble. High ratings keep dropping.

At this moment, Jiuye was planning to inquire about other aspects of Aliangliang's wooden calendar, but it was a bit embarrassing to face a male high school student who was tied up.

"Oh, Mr. Jiuye should act as soon as possible over there. If you want to get any information from me, at most you have passed by a few open spaces in the past few days."

"How many vacant lots did you pass by? Do you mean the kind of abandoned or vacant lots that are planning to build houses?"

"That's right, according to the impression in my mind, it is mostly the kind of abandoned open space; open space with weeds, piled goods and stone pipes. Although there is a [Private Land] sign, occasionally there will be some The little guy sneaked in."

Jiu Ye nodded, this is useful information, and you need to pay special attention when you go to Naoetsu High School.

"But even if I was tied up once, I still can't adapt to such a plot development. Mr. Jiuye told me how to make those guys let me go. Is it okay to lick my shoes?"

"Totally impossible!"

Zhan Zhanyuan also mentioned the matter of licking shoes before, but this garbage gentleman also mentioned it. Is this a spiritual connection?

"You just wait, I think you can fix this today and figure out what you 'forgot'"

"I can't do anything special when I'm tied up. If Mr. Kuba, you meet Senjougahara... Wait, I think Senjogahara will probably come back to me, so please help me tell her 'cooperate well. ', because Senjouhara is very smart, so I can definitely help you."

Although Jiu Ye didn't know whether it would be helpful for Zouyeyuan to take him to see Oshino Baba when he knew that he was a 'fake', but he would not deny Garbage King's evaluation of Zhanjouhara.

Senjougahara is very smart, and it will definitely come in handy in the next operation, even if not, it can be used as a solid backing, Jiuba came to such a conclusion.

"And Mr. Jiuye, I..."

Click, the conversation between the two people was interrupted before the end, the reason was that the dialog box for contact disappeared, leaving only an empty wall.

"WTF? What's going on here?"

Jiuye touched the wall with his hands, but of course he didn't bring out the disappearing dialog box.

Then Jiuye took out the phone, and the time displayed on it was [15:00]. Could it be because the communication between the two worlds would be interrupted after 15:[-].

Since he didn't know what the real situation was, Jiuye had no choice but to give up looking for a way to recreate the dialog box, and began to focus on the next action.

I'll call after Senjogahara is done, so Jiuye decided to try to summon Oshino Shinobu now, what if she can solve this?

Then Jiuye closed the door to prevent the Huoyan sisters from breaking in suddenly, then opened the donut, put one of the napkins in the center of the shadow; Jiuye, with his back to the light, just stared at the donut in the center of the shadow.

"Declaration, your body is under me, and my destiny bestows upon you a sword..."

Jiuye tried the spell used by Rin Tosaka when he summoned ARCHER, but found that the spell was a little bit H...

Jiuye, who was thinking about it, didn't see any reaction in the shadow. Could it be that the donuts didn't smell enough?

"I'd better eat it myself, and give the rest to the fire..."

"Vampire Punch!! (Vampire Fist)"

"Ahhh!!!"

At this moment, Jiuye suddenly let out a mournful cry of mixed tones. His abdomen was attacked by fists from bottom to top, and his whole body began to spin in mid-air gorgeously. After spinning for half a circle like this, he directly hit the wall behind him. Then it rolled down the wall and onto the bed.

"Are you going to eat my donut? Do you want me to destroy the world with the ultimate weapon?"