Dimensional Apartment Manager

The donut fanatic and vampire's blond toddler makes an appearance.

Volume [-] Lost Story. Chapter [-] Lihua Ninja·Under the Skirt (Part [-])

The creatures summoned by Dragon Ball are dragons, the things summoned by diamonds are easter eggs (OR golden eggs), and the monsters summoned by donuts are baby vampires. There seems to be nothing wrong with it.

At first, Jiuye didn't have much hope. After all, Jiuye tried to call this donut-loving vampire in his heart before, but there was no response, as if he didn't exist in the shadow at all.

Therefore, Jiuye is very lucky to be able to use donuts to summon Oshino Shinobi. The only thing that bothers him now is that his neck is twisted; Hearing frequent chewing sounds, it seemed that the vampire prioritized disposing of the donuts on the table rather than caring about his master's health.

Because of the sound of Jiuye being beaten, Yuehuo, who was staying in her room, ran to the corridor and asked loudly

"What is Oni-chan doing? Don't fall down on your own, the only ones who can beat Oni-chan to the ground are me and Huo Lian!"

"Nothing! Thank you so much for your concern!!!"

After Jiuye finished answering, he moved his body to the side of the bed with great difficulty. He tilted his head as if he had a problem, and now it hurts if he moves, it's not a joke.

Jiuye, who turned her head to the left, saw the vampire in the housekeeping center. She ran out of the shadow, and the corners of her mouth were covered with donut crumbs, and she was happily licking those crumbs away bit by bit. Not meant to be wasted.

"Oh, oh, my master, why are you tilting your head? Even so, you can't see the bottom of my skirt."

Shinobu bit a donut in his mouth, and his slender hands slightly lifted the skirt of the iconic white dress until it was above the knees, and then imitated Jiu Ye and tilted his head.

"Who do you think made the mess! And there is one thing I want to say in advance, your real master needs your help now."

"That's it, no wonder I feel that there is always a sense of disobedience here. Could it be that you have sneaked into the body of my lord? Weird? Possessed? I understand, I will kill you after eating the donuts. "

"Wait! Wait!! For the sake of bringing you donuts and providing information, let us cooperate in a friendly manner. Your master has told me everything about you, Miss Shinobi."

"Do you think that a mere box of donuts can buy me off? My self-esteem is not..."

"Three boxes! Three boxes of donuts!!!"

"make a deal."

Too much talk? !

Jiuye thought to himself that it would be no problem to make a promise of [-] boxes anyway with the money from the Aliangliang wooden calendar, but Jiuye was not so shameless as to make his wallet feel empty.

After easily buying Oshino Shinobu with donuts, Jiu Ye started his next plan. Simply put, it is to restore the body he is currently controlling to its original state.

It is really inconvenient to talk to people with a crooked neck, and Jiuye has to suffer from the pain from time to time, so it is the first priority to get rid of the twisted neck, and it is bound to be done first.

But it is true to say so, it is not a simple matter to easily straighten a neck that is twisted to one side.Thinking of this, Jiuye began to grab his head with both hands, exhaled, he exerted force on both hands, accompanied by soreness, Jiuye felt the hair tremble, and the neck returned to its original state, it should be said Is it the benefit of vampire physique?

"What are you doing? When are you going to keep the promise of three boxes of donuts?"

"Don't worry, Miss Shinobi, I'll buy it when I come back from the house; compared to this, do you have any solutions to solve the current problem?"

"Aren't you possessing my lord as a monster? Although I won't kill you, it's okay to do a little 'extraction'. Don't worry, I will be as gentle as Miss Kikyo."

"Then, that's good..."

Although the current chest size has been dumped by Kikyo for a few blocks, Jiuye thinks it is a good result to get help; "Spring Things" published by Shogakukan...

But to be reasonable, Jiuye is not weird, even if it is a little bit similar to the weirdness of the possession type, it is not really weird.

Of course, Jiuye thinks that exchanging bodies with Araragi can be said to be a weird phenomenon, so what Oshino Shinobu does next may not necessarily be useless.

Assuming that the power to exchange souls between two people belongs to the category of "weird", then swallowing part of it may reduce the influence of this power, allowing Jiu Ye and Araragi to exchange it back.

Jiuye has always felt that the main god is not invincible, after all, she only has the highest authority in that plane; Jiuye remembers reading such a novel, the protagonist who has been trained to be the strongest in the human world goes to the next world, and finds that he is the most Weak, perhaps the main god may also be similarly affected, and does not belong to the existence of invincibility.

"May I ask you, do you know where my Lord has gone?"

"That's where I originally existed. To put it simply, we have exchanged souls. It feels like this."

"That's right, it's an easy-to-understand explanation like an idiot."

...Accidentally poisonous tongue, this blond vampire girl.

Jiu Ye didn't bother with this problem, he focused on Shinobi's movements; Shinobu who quickly finished the donuts climbed onto the bed, the broken elastic bed shook, her long hair and the hem of her skirt Fly up, damn it, can't see the inside of the skirt at all.

Cough, cough, Jiuye covered his mouth with his hand and made a few fake coughs. If Shinobu could rely on "swallowing" to weaken the "weird" power of the main god, there might be a new breakthrough in the matter.

Since this body is still Araragi's, Jiuye is not worried that Shinobu will kill himself physically, unless it hits the soul directly.

The appearance mentioned here of being directly hit to the soul by a young girl seems to be very powerful, but in fact it is the situation that Jiuye is most worried about.

"Can I ask a question before I get bitten, Miss Shinobu."

"What's your problem? I prefer vanilla and cream donuts, and honey ones are also good. Just remember what I said."

"It's not such an insignificant question."

"This can't be done! You can't pretend that you didn't hear it. Are you declaring war on donuts?! I'm going to kill you donuts!"

Shinobu, who made the cross gesture, looked dissatisfied, which made Jiuye worry about whether the blond girl ate too many donuts, so don't try to learn the tricks of Duo Mi Tian Nu.

"What do you mean give me a donut?"

"Open a hole in your body! Let me open up your hole!"

"I don't need it!"

Why does it sound like a deal.

"Well, calm down, Miss Shinobu, for the sake of your master, let us get along intimately."

"You...are you my master? It feels no different from the original disgusting look."

...Jiu Ye thinks that he is not like a trash king at all. He has never been restless because he saw a female classmate's fat times, so he went to the bookstore to buy H books. It's just wax dripping from the back, nothing special happened.

Now Jiuye intends to ask Shinobu only one question, and that is whether it is safe for her to bite herself. After all, this is the first time Jiuye has been bitten by a young blonde girl.

"Miss Ninja, listen to me."

"What's wrong with you? Just let me take a bite. Are you thinking about your up and down, or my down and your up? No matter where you bite, the effect is the same."

"No, no, no, it's the same everywhere you bite."

"Isn't it? I can absorb energy from anywhere in you, so you don't have to worry about that."

"That's understandable. If that's the case, why do you vampires usually bite people's necks?"

"Because there are some obvious arteries on the neck, the blood flow is fast and it is convenient to suck blood. Of course, there are times when the arm is bitten, but it is troublesome to bite the artery on the inside of the elbow joint and have to roll up the sleeves and take off the clothes."

So that's the problem, that is, the amount of bleeding and wearing clothes, Jiuye understood.

"Then Miss Shinobi, what if the target of your blood sucking is a naked man? Will it bite there? Directly to the arteries on the legs?"

"Huh? I won't suck blood under other people's crotch! And is the so-called naked man in your mouth really a human being? I usually hunt at night, and a male human who walks naked on the street at night, no matter what That's what you think."

Shinobu thought for a while, and said a few lines.

"Exhibitionist, pervert, etc."

"As expected of Miss Shinobu, the strongest weirdness, the king of weirdness."

"It's useless even if you get close to me, I just look forward to the return of my lord."

"When I went to buy donuts, the clerk said that a new variety of donuts with mixed flavors would be on the market in a few days, and they said it was a special price."

"Really? I'll go with you next time!!!"

Shinobu's eyes turned into donuts. Sure enough, as long as the donuts exist in this world, Shinobu will not destroy the world. As an accessory to PS, of course it is the Araragi calendar.

I'm afraid the reason why Shinobu is not worried now is because he thinks that the 'weirdness' is easy to solve. This is also the aftertaste of the strong.

"Actually, there is another way to retrieve Araragi-kun's lost memory, so that Araragi-kun and I will exchange again."

"Well, I understand, then it's more reasonable for me to bite you."

"Oh? Why did Miss Shinobu say that."

"It's easy to understand."

Shinobu got off the bed and stood on the floor with her hands on her hips.

"Look at my skirt."

"Ok."

Jiu Ye also got off the bed, lay down on the ground and looked at it seriously.

The inside of the white dress is a sacred space, and the inviolable space has now been liberated at the master's request; Jiuye's eyes slowly moved up along the bare feet without shoes, although the skirt weakened the light outside, but the inside It can still be seen clearly, as if Jiuye breathed heavily after touching the New World, even if the light inside the skirt is dim, it can’t cover up the smooth luster of the skin; this amazing scene makes the sea surge in the heart, Following waves of shocks, Jiuye noticed the most important thing——

——It is NO fat times.

"Idiot, you!!! Didn't let you see the bottom of the skirt!!!"

"Puff cough cough cough!! I was stepped on, don't step on me, I'm going to die, I'm going to die."

It wasn't a vampire fist, but a vampire stampede. Jiuye rolled on the ground clutching his stomach to avoid Shinobi's attack.

"If it weren't for your donut promise and the master's body, I would have killed you ten times already!"

"Sorry, sorry, I thought I was looking at the skirt."

"To shut up."

"Yes."

"Give me a seat to listen to the class."

"Understood, Shinobu-sensei."

ah!Jiuye thought of something by looking at the bottom of Ninja's skirt, and just as he was about to raise his hand to speak, Ninja stepped on his face.

"Shut up for me first."

"Okay, okay."

Obtained achievement: the footprints of a young girl; of course, Jiuye's focus is not here, after all, he still has to gather with Zhan Zhanyuan.

Volume [-] Lost Story. Chapter [-] Lihua Ninja·Under the Skirt (Part [-])

Leaving aside what Jiuye thought of, he now focused on Shinobu to see what she was going to say.

As a vampire who has lived for so long, Shinobi still has the aura and coercion left on her body even after she has transformed into a blond girl.

When Shinobu lived with that Hawaiian uncle in the past, he was unilaterally indoctrinated with a lot of knowledge related to weirdness. It can be said that he became a master of weirdness; Humans, but it's still easy to remember things other than names, such as knowledge and the taste of donuts.

In view of Jiuye's behavior of lying on the ground and peeking at the bottom of her skirt just now, Shinobu sat on a very special banana hammock, no, should I say it is a hanging chair?All in all, it is a place that can block the bottom of her skirt from being intruded from view.

The blond-haired young vampire with her head raised put her right hand on top of her skirt. Since Jiuye had already seen the scenery and band-aids below it just now, she didn't feel anything special.

Jiuye was puzzled by his unmoved state. Why did he lose interest in watching the other party's skirt after seeing it again?Obviously, after eating delicious food once, you will want to eat it for the second time, but after changing to the bottom of the skirt, you don't have such a feeling...

Puzzled, Jiuye scanned Shinobu's whole body with his eyes, and finally found that the reason why he was not interested in looking at the bottom of the skirt for the second time was actually very simple, that is, he had already engraved that picture in his mind during the first time, and followed Delicious dishes that have been eaten once are completely different.

In terms of imagery, the taste of the food will gradually fade after eating it once, so I want to eat it a second time; after the picture is taken, it can be stored for a long time, and it loses its freshness over time.

Undoubtedly, freshness is the only reason for gentlemen to fight on the front line; if one day you lose interest in searching for resources and discovering books, it may be time to graduate from the Gentlemen’s College...Of course, we must exclude some genuine The pure boy OR girl.

"Have you met that Hawaiian kid before? Since you want to retrieve your memory, don't bother with that Hawaiian kid."

Shinobu doesn't seem to like Oshino Meaa very much, but there's nothing he can do about it. After all, he once took his heart away, forcibly instilled strange knowledge, and finally was restrained by Oshino Meaa under the name 'Oshino Shinobi'.

"You said that my lord has forgotten something, right? Memories are very difficult to steal. Generally, the weirdness related to memories will at most make the target person seal those memories somewhere, so I said. Do you understand?"

"Yes, Shinobu-sensei, but I still have a question."

"You are really a more troublesome guy than my lord. If you have any questions, let me know. A being as smart as I am can answer most of your questions."

"Oh, what a reliable Ninja-sensei! I only have one question, as an incomplete vampire, Ninja-sensei doesn't have five senses?"

"Five senses? You must be referring to sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch, right? Of course you have them. What makes you doubtful?"

Of course, Jiuye, who was touching his chin, showed a serious expression, which made Shinobu on the opposite side sway his feet while waiting for his next speech.

"If Shinobu-sensei doesn't wear fat times, don't you feel that something is missing when you act? Don't you feel cold? Even if it is a human design problem, you have to consider the rationality a little bit."

"Gah!!!"

If true love has color, it must be rem; if anger has color, it is mostly red.

Ninja, who opened his mouth to reveal the vampire's iconic tiger teeth, bit Jiuye's head, and the sharp teeth were attacked by Ninja as a sharp weapon. The momentary pain made Jiuye scream.

"Woohaaah!!! It hurts to death! It hurts to death! Surrender! Surrender!"

"Oni-chan, please be quiet!! Be careful to use the mace when you wake you up next time!!"

The person who made the dangerous statement was Aliangliang Muli's younger sister, Yuehuo.