Dimensional Apartment Manager

"Sorry! Sorry!"

A pun, an apology to deal with two people, Jiu Ye forcefully tore Shinobi from his head after he finished speaking, feeling that the skin was bitten.

"I'm sorry, I always regard you as my lord. Can you be normal? Don't ask those meaningless questions."

"Not really..."

Jiuye wiped the blood from his forehead with a tissue in the room. He just wanted to take the opportunity to ask the blond young vampire how it feels to keep a vacuum. After all, there are some information that only the person concerned can answer, right?

The bottom of Shinobi's skirt belongs to the BOSS field. As a brave man who has reached the BOSS field, Jiu Ye just asked this question out of curiosity. I believe many people are also very interested.

But it would be very bad if you kept entangled in this issue. After being bitten by Ninja, Jiu Ye had no intention of bringing it up again.

"Listen well, it's the same as my current state."

Shinobu jumped off the banana chair, and then spun around, exposing her fair legs while the skirt fluttered.

Although Shinobu seemed to be spinning with all his strength, in fact, no matter how the skirt fluttered, the part above the knees did not continue to be exposed, which made people very anxious.

If it were Aliangliang wooden calendar now, the protagonist might take the initiative to lift up Shinobu's skirt, but the current Jiuye doesn't have the guts, just being bitten feels very painful, and he doesn't want to hate Shinobu next time attack.

Shinobu, relying on turning to make the skirt float up, continued what he said just now.

"Using your perverted way of thinking, the looming bottom of the skirt makes people pay attention. The mysterious area in the vacuum is full of fantasy. Do you understand this? Even if you can't see the bottom of my skirt, but my skirt The space at the bottom does exist, and it cannot be said that if you cannot see it, it does not exist.”

"So that's it, I've been taught! According to Mr. Ninja's words, even if you can't see the bottom of a girl's skirt, adolescents can also use 'whether you can see it or not, the bottom of a girl's skirt will always exist! One day sooner or later Going there!' So comfort yourself with that, right?"

"No! What stimulated your brain? Although my lord's thinking is also very jumpy, it is not as exaggerated as yours; putting the future dream under the girl's skirt at least makes me feel proud. Work hard like that."

"Ang? Oh, it refers to the protagonist who dances the ballet. It's really inspirational... But Mr. Shinobi, don't get me wrong. I just gave an example. I understand what you said."

Jiuye took up Shinobu's words, and said the information he had just understood.

That's right, it's the same as Shinobi's skirt. Of course, this time it's not Schrödinger's skirt, but the problem of the 'skirt space' existing there from beginning to end.

Such an example is easy to be regarded as perverted love, but such an example is more likely to generate associations, and no matter whether the object is a man or a woman, you will have an impression when you mention the bottom of the skirt, right?Girls who can wear skirts will not be mentioned, and men who stare at girls' long skirts can immediately think of what the so-called bottom of the skirt is.

"To put it simply, although Araragi-kun's memory disappeared, he was actually not taken away, but simply sealed, right? Seal is also an adjective, and it probably means this? Assuming a strange power seal Is it possible to change the situation and let the memory come back as long as we weaken the power that Araragi-kun has forgotten?"

"You are right. There is absolutely no weird existence that surpasses me in energy, at least for now."

The weirdness here must exclude 'darkness', that's not so much weirdness, it's more appropriate to use the 'rules of the world'.

To put it bluntly, as long as you understand the meaning of the bottom of the skirt, you can figure out why you want to suck blood.

"Now that you understand what I want to say, and it's not that difficult to understand, let's move on to the next step."

Shinobu returned to the bed again, and she motioned Jiuye to get closer, otherwise it would be troublesome to suck blood.

Since Shinobu's approach may not necessarily fail, in order to prevent the blood from staining the clothes, Jiu Ye took out a lot of paper towels and put them around the neck, so that there is no need to worry about excess blood flowing around.

Jiuye, who was ready, tilted his neck, and this time he handed over the left neck to Shinobi. Before starting, Jiuye was a little nervous.

This is the first time for a young girl to bite her neck, and it is such an important part, is there really no problem?

"Hey, Miss Shinobi, snakes release toxins when they bite people, mosquitoes use saliva that paralyzes wounds when they bite people, do vampires use narcotics when they bite people? Especially when they know people It doesn't matter if you are a stranger, after all, this is my first time..."

"Look here, the bottom of my skirt you want to see."

"Oh oh oh!!"

Jiuye saw Shinobu slowly lift up her skirt, this time very high!Then……

Jiuye, who had a tickle on her neck, found that Shinobi had already stuck to her, and she had already sucked blood by opening her mouth.

Jiuye, who felt as if his body had been hollowed out, slowly adapted to this situation, but he couldn't ignore the sense of despair rising in his heart.

Even though this is someone else's body and blood, Jiuye who is occupying and using it now still has a feeling; a part of the blood in the body is slowly sucked away, and the lost things will never come back, just disappearing gradually , Gradually leave the place that originally belonged to it.

It's like jumping into the dead sea, unable to hold on, but waving your arms, you can only catch water, and there is nothing else, as if you were abandoned by the world.

Perhaps the current Jiuye should be thankful that he was not really sucked dry like the garbage man in "The Story of Hurt", and then resurrected.

After about ten seconds, Jiu Ye's body lightened, and the sense of despair and pressure just now disappeared, leaving only the sound of Shinobu licking his lips.

"Do you have any special feelings?"

"No...but I want to bite Teacher Ninja to make up all the blood."

"Shut up, since there is no effect, does it mean that the starting point is a bit wrong? Or is it that the blood sucked is too little?"

"That's enough!! Don't bother Mr. Shinobu, I want to try the method provided by Oshino."

"Hmph, that frivolous boy's method, I don't think it will be effective, and I won't let me go back to the past..."

"Ahhh!! Going back to the past is absolutely forbidden!"

Jiu Ye grabbed Shinobu's shoulder, looked at her while shaking his head to express no.

"Are you standing on the side of that frivolous boy? If you think that guy is more reliable than me, then go ahead and do it. I don't bother to continue thinking about these troublesome questions."

"Don't say that, Shinobu-sensei, I also know that you want to help Araragi-kun, but the method may not be correct. Why don't you try all the methods? It's like the lottery, what if you win? "

"In case I win, I decided to buy the donut shop in front of the station first!"

"Good idea, donuts are one of the world's treasures."

"Even if you say that, you won't have a share in the donuts after that."

No, no, Jiuye's love for sweets has not reached the level of Shinobi, "As long as donuts exist, I will not destroy human beings!" ' the point.

Oshino Shinobi, the strongest monster, may have become an 'iron-blooded, sweet-blooded vampire', because she ate too many donuts, and the person who made her fall in love with this sweet was indeed the Hawaiian uncle.

"The frivolous boy is an expert in this area. I still admit this, but that guy is definitely not a good person. You have to pay attention."

"no problem."

"Also, do you know what my lord is doing now? You have to clarify what happened to the donuts just now."

Shinobu cares more about the promise that Jiu Ye made on behalf of Aliangliang Muli just now than finding the master's soul.

"There is no problem with this. I will tell Araragi-kun, but I just need to wait until tomorrow."

Jiuye guessed that the meeting time between himself and Aliangliang Muli was only from 15:00 in the early morning of the same day, and it would be refreshed the next day.

"It's not too late, I'm leaving right now, and I'll send a text message to contact Zhan Zhangyuan right now."

"You act according to your own plan. If you can't get my lord back in the end, I will use my own method. Fortunately, the connection with my lord has not been broken. During this time, you will do my best for me. Work hard with my lord."

"Do your best."

After finishing speaking, Shinobu returned to Jiuye, which is the shadow reflected by Araragi's body.

The current time is [16:35], it's still early, Jiuye took out his mobile phone to contact Zhan Zhanyuan, but he received a text message the moment he took out his mobile phone.

[Sender: Battlefield

Text: I am in the alley behind your house near a circle of flower beds, and you still have ten seconds. 】

After that……

[Sender: Battlefield

Text: Eight...]

Girlfriends are scary! !

Jiu Ye started to run wildly inside the house...

Volume [-] Lost Story

"If you go to Naoetsu High School along this road, you can just pass through many streets. After all, our final destination is not to reach Naoetsu High School, but to find places on the way that can awaken Araragi-kun's memory. As long as we find such places, we can Bring Araragi-kun back to life, right?"

"Um...Miss Senjouhara, let me just say that Araragi-kun is not dead, but not in this place for the time being, so it's not resurrection."

"There is no difference, memory, or the return of the soul to the body is equal to resurrection? Suppose you are killed by the demon king, NPC-kun, and you appear from the altar to challenge the invincible demon king again, and you are constantly being killed. Can't the situation be called a plural resurrection?"

"It's indeed a resurrection, but I'm not stupid enough to challenge the Demon King when my level is very low. Before that, I will work hard to level up!"

"Do whatever you want, anyway, no matter how you level up your slime, it will only become an advanced slime."

"I was originally a slime-type adventurer!"

No, Senjouhara walked ahead and denied Jiuye's words, and she gave her own answer

"It's a slime-type NPC."

"The level is lower!"

"Don't worry, slime-type NPCs will eventually become...meat shields or something."

"The result is a consumable?!"

It seems that Miss Dangyang has never read the light novel "About the Incident I Reincarnated as a Slime". If you underestimate slimes, you will suffer a lot; it's not that slimes will eventually become meat shields, Instead, become the next generation of Demon King!The premise is to have the aura of the protagonist.

After Jiuye gave up thinking, he habitually followed behind Zhanjouhara. He expressed his surprise to Jiuye who didn't know when he developed this habit of following Zhanjouhara. The habit is really terrifying!Since when did this girl take the initiative?

Jiuye, who is considered an adult, doesn't want to be led by the nose by a female high school student, that would be too embarrassing, and he must find his place.

Followed by Senjougahara... In fact, Jiuye who just followed Senjogahara noticed one thing, that is, Senjogahara changed into a suit of clothes, which was more formal than when they first met, and at the same time, the amount of fabric was increased a lot.

This is probably the legendary girl's heart, right?Whether it's the exposed thighs, the mouth-watering bare feet, or the alluring neck, those can only be seen by one person.

Jiuye remembered the story in "The Monogatari", maybe it was planned by Aliangliang Muli to accompany her back to the room, and then take a bath and change clothes.

In the past, because of family reasons, she closed herself off on the battlefield, and after being deceived by fraudsters such as Bei Mu Nizhou, she completely lost the idea of ​​seeking help, but at that time, Aliangliang Muli broke the wall she built.

It's not because the Aliangliang wooden calendar is the protagonist, but because the Aliangliang wooden calendar is the Aliangliang wooden calendar, that's why it became like that. Jiuba thinks that Senjouhara would say that, as for other people, it doesn't matter what they think And know.

As a half-outsider, Jiu Ye watched their growth stories, the stories they triggered, and the difficulties they experienced, which inevitably produced a sense of accomplishment; that is to say, the success of others does not necessarily make him jealous, and people's hearts are always pure. Yearning for simple happiness.

"Huh? Why is Mr. NPC snickering there, can you close your blood vessels?"

"It's really too much!"

Instead of closing his mouth but closing his blood vessels, Jiuye felt that he was being targeted further.

"In other words, please stop your heart beating, because it always feels very noisy, and it will disturb the neighbors."

"No way, if my heart stops beating, I will die, and this body belongs to your boyfriend."

"This is a bit troublesome, so Mr. NPC, try hard to make your soul a part of nature, and purify the space we live in."

"It sounds like a tall man, but I was actually killed, right! Let's act quickly! As long as this problem is solved, everything can be restored to its original state."

"I'm sorry, but I think the first person to be rude is NPC-kun."

What's the meaning?The puzzled Jiuye expressed doubts, but the battlefield ahead completely ignored such Jiuye, and continued to move towards the residential area not far away.

"It's nothing, I changed my clothes, let's go."

"Is that so..."

Jiuye seems to understand the reason for Zhanjouhara's dissatisfaction. Her previous attire was for her boyfriend, not for outsiders, right?Therefore, I am dissatisfied with Jiu Ye who occupies the body of Aliangliang Muli. Obviously, passers-by will see it before meeting... This world is different from the animation, there are many passers-by.

Now Zhan Zhanyuan is wearing very low-revealing clothes, such as a knee-length skirt, a light knitted sweater, and the pair of leather shoes she wore when she went to school. The originally exposed places are all wrapped tightly, like a conservative young lady going out .

There is no way for Senjouhara to do this. Jiuye began to wonder what kind of personality his future girlfriend will have. If it is like Senjouhara, it will be difficult, but a beautiful girl with the same attributes is acceptable.

As a man who can fantasize, Jiuye still has a certain vision for his future, so to speak...

"Miss Battlefield, Miss Battlefield."

"I can hear it without calling it twice, Mr. NPC, Mr. NPC."

"Understood, I want to ask you, what should you pay attention to when dating a girl like you? Are you really going to be a hero like Araragi-kun to save the beauty?"

"Oh? Unexpectedly, Mr. NPC is actually dreaming of having a gentle, considerate, kind and beautiful girlfriend like me in the future. How long will that day come? The last digit of the decimal point of π?"

"It's not that I will never have a girlfriend. Now I..."

Jiuye thought of the young girl and other girls in the apartment. If one of them is selected as a girlfriend, the young girl team must be deleted first, and then the rest is... Miss Kuang San (and the Kuang San of the second-class type) Like Miss Skeleton Female Knight, of course girls like Xuecaijiang are very good.

"Not to mention how to get along with girls like me, I think NPCs should develop slowly from how to get along with others."

"What do you mean?"

"What am I wearing now?"

"The knee-length skirt and knitted sweater match your body shape very well. The hairpin is a cute flower type, but it gives some contrasting and cute styles. If you add a shawl and bag, you will be no different from a noble lady, GJ! "

"It's a bit disgusting, can you please stop talking?"

"That's too much! I'm actually a fan of Senjouhara-san."

fan?Hearing this, Senjouhara tilted his head, and his long hair slid down like a waterfall.