Dimensional Apartment Manager

As for Jiuye's disgusting look at that time, the reason was...

All in all, Jiuye is resistant to the nude body of human beings. After all, human beings are born with nude bodies. Isn't your excitement about a nude woman the same as being excited about a nude baby?That's too evil, right?Is not it?

That is to say, the naked body itself is a normal thing, but due to human chastity concept and so-called social evolution and environmental relations, the most natural posture of human beings is covered by clothes. An era of transparent clothes, right?

The reason why Jiuye remembered this matter when he was helping Mr. Saitama to find his wallet was because he felt that when different people gathered together, troublesome things would always happen, just as he saw the results of those girls at that time. Just like everyone else, whether it is welfare or trouble, it will eventually bring some troubles.

Seeing Saitama-sensei's dejected look, Jiuba walked into the room and observed the scene, while Genos comforted Saitama-sensei that he still had money...

The space of this lost item storage room is not very large. There are two palm-sized air vents on the upper left side, and there is only one entrance and exit other than the door.

If someone stole the money in Mr. Saitama's wallet, he had to go through the main entrance. Otherwise, how would he complete the theft and retreat?

"Uncle policeman, is there only one exit in this house?"

"That's right, and you see the key is here."

The police uncle went to the table and picked up the key he had forgotten there, and there was still a sign with his police number on it.

"Mr. Saitama, Genos, it looks like this is a secret room theft!!"

If Jiuye had a pipe now, maybe he would hold it in his mouth, but since Jiuye hates the smell of smoke, he might still pass, so it's the same as if he didn't say it.But this is indeed a secret room theft. Someone must have stolen the money in Mr. Saitama's wallet and then escaped perfectly.

But what makes Jiuye puzzled is that there are many more valuable things in this storage room, why didn't that person steal them?Could it be that Mr. Saitama's [-] yen is easy to take away?

Thinking of this, Jiu Ye couldn't help asking

"Speaking of Uncle Police, has anyone else entered this storage room besides you? Are there any monitors to monitor what's going on inside? And how many valuable things are there in this storage room?"

"I was the only one who entered the storage room, and the monitor in the storage room just broke down today. As for the valuable lost items, we will put them in the warehouse upstairs instead of here."

"Is that so, did it just break down, so is there any surveillance video of this room?"

"Yes, but I can't show it to ordinary people like you. If it doesn't work, you should leave first. I'll take care of it later."

It was rare for the police uncle to put on a serious look, which was completely different from the bewildered look just now.

On the other hand, Sonic, who was playing with a thing like a vibrator, threw it aside and wanted to say something.

Jiuye looked around the storage room, and felt that there were everything in it... For example, the stick mentioned just now, as well as women's underwear, figurines with traces of white turbid liquid, features purchased from H games, and even There is a beautiful girl's pillow with the word "wife" written on it. Why do those people who picked it up dare to bring them to the police station? !Uh... Jiuye also saw a [U sauce that is instantly inflated and refreshing for a whole day - BETA version]. Needless to say, I know what it is. This is the storage room of the police station to eat jujube pills.

Then, after thinking about it, Sonic asked the police uncle who was standing aside

"Wait for me, what about my black cat? There is no one in this room, will you help paste the cat hunting notice?"

"Uh...what Mr. Sonic..."

"It's Sonic at the speed of sound! You and I remember!"

"Okay, Mr. Sonic, you must print the cat hunting notice yourself, and you must get permission to post it in a special area, and there is..."

"It's so troublesome, forget it, just go and see where someone has been eaten."

Sonic still misses the weird cat he fed in the morning, and sure enough, this ninja is not a normal person.

Compared to this, Jiuye ran to the police uncle and whispered

"Uncle policeman, look at Saitama-sensei's lost appearance, can you show us the picture captured by the monitor? Could it be that you didn't show us something special because you captured it?"

"That's not the case. Since you want to see it, you can take a look. Anyway, there is nothing special about it."

After the police uncle finished speaking, he returned to his place to operate the computer. After the keyboard clicked for a while, he motioned for everyone to go over.

Sonic didn't leave immediately, but ran to the back to watch the video footage captured on the monitor together.

Jiuye asked the police uncle to transfer him to close the door of the storage room. When he came out, he first saw the police uncle forgetting the key and closing the door, and then sat back on his seat. After a while, the police uncle got up and left the room.

"Uncle policeman, what are you going to do? Is it okay if no one cares?"

"At that time, I went to the toilet when no one was there."

The uncle policeman who moved the mouse lightly said so, and no one else entered or left the room until the uncle policeman came out of the screen again.

After seeing all the content captured by the monitor, Saitama-sensei folded his arms around his chest.

"Could it be that there was no money in it from the beginning... But it's not right, uncle, you said just now that there are [-] yen in it, right?"

"Teacher, it doesn't matter if you can't find it. I still have a lot of savings."

"What are you talking about! How can I rely on you, how much do you have?"

"That's enough for a long time."

Genos said as if reassuring, putting on a very reliable look, probably because he feels that being relied on by the teacher is very fulfilling.

Jiuye asked the police uncle to go back and look at it again, and found nothing suspicious.

"ZZ, it's really boring. If you stay here, you won't find my black cat. Go fishing by the lake."

Sonic snorted, and walked towards the door after glaring at Saitama-sensei. He regarded Saitama-sensei as an enemy and it was unchangeable.

However, Jiuye, who heard Sonic's speech like this, suddenly noticed something, fishing, fishing line, bait...

"See, you can leave now. I still have things to do, so it's inconvenient to continue talking about this issue with you. I will investigate it later. It may be..."

"Dissent Ali!!!"

Jiuye raised his right hand and pointed at the police uncle, which made the police uncle take a few steps back under Jiuye's sudden action, as if he was blown against the wall by a strong wind, but the use of magic is prohibited in the police department!

"The culprit is you, right?"

The person Jiu Ye was referring to was the policeman in front of him.

Chapter 8 Can you keep up with me? !

Although the prisoner was identified, Jiuye, who had calmed down, found that he was a little hot-headed just now. Even so, Jiuye still did not cancel his statement just now. He used the skill [Old Driver's Gaze] on the police uncle, and the effect was to make the other party become Panicking and getting hot - of course it's lying to you.

"What nonsense are you talking about? How could I take the money inside! Even if I can avoid the camera, but because I accidentally left the key in the storage room, it is impossible for me to open the door and steal it money in it."

There are indeed no loopholes in what the police uncle said, and there are no logical problems.

"Okay, okay, Jiuye, I know that I entrusted you to help me find money, but don't make false accusations about others, there are surveillance cameras, and you can't get in without a key. It is impossible to steal the money in my wallet. Bar?"

Jiu Ye, who was grabbed by Mr. Saitama's shoulder, sorted out what to say, while Sonic, who was about to leave, stopped and looked here with interest.

"Holmes said, 'When you eliminate all the impossible, no matter what is left, even if it is impossible, it must be the truth', although some people think that the two 'impossibles' in Holmes' words are contradictory, But actually the first 'impossible' is absolute and the second 'impossible' is relative, got it, Saitama-sensei."

"That means I can get my money back and treat you to ice cream?"

"No, that's not what it meant."

"Isn't that the same as not saying anything?"

Teacher Saitama's answer left Jiuye speechless, how the fuck should he object?

"Ahem, what I mean is very simple. Only the police uncle has entered and exited the storage room, and only the police uncle has sat at this counter. Other than that, no one else has entered the storage room. At least for today, right? ?”

"You mean that since there was only one person the whole time, the policeman is also the only suspect?"

Genos asked Jiuye, and Jiuye immediately nodded in affirmation.

"You guys are here to make trouble! Since you say I did it, then show evidence! I forgot the key inside, and it is impossible for me to open the door of the storage room."

"Yes, Jiuye, show me the evidence."

It is none other than Saitama-sensei who agrees with the police uncle. Where does this guy stand?

Facing the sophistry of the police uncle, Jiu Ye led everyone to the storage room, pointing to the vent that he saw when he first came in.

"The money was already stolen when you closed the door, so you don't need to hide from the camera or anything, and you don't need to use the key to open the storage room door again, and the only reason the key is put in the storage room is because you got it from that The vent 'puts' the key on the table."

"Don't be kidding, it's hard to throw things in that window, let alone throw them on the table accurately."

The police uncle walked under the vent, stood up using a stool as a pedal, and stretched his hands towards the vent. As a result, the fence of the vent that was as big as two palms only allowed two fingers to pass through, and it seemed very reluctant.

"Look, I'm right."

"Hmph, if it's me, I can easily throw it in."

Sonic said proudly, but was naturally ignored by everyone.

"That's true, but there's another way. Seeing that cross pendant you wear around your neck, Uncle Policeman, and Mr. XX's Sonic mentioning fishing (ignoring Sonic's complaints) reminds me of a means. The cord of your pendant is actually very long, right? Press one end under the purse, and throw the other end through the vent to the outside, then you close the door and take the key, slide the key along the cord to the table outside the vent , and then lightly pull the thread away, and in this way, a 'secret room' was successfully created!"

"That's just your guess!"

"Uncle Policeman, can you show me your pendant? If the pendant's string is long enough, and you are the only person who has been in and out of this place, it should be obvious enough, right?"

"Not enough, there is still a distance."

"Ok?"

Is this self-destruct?His words prove that he tried that method and found that the wire was not long enough... which means he must have used other wires.

"Oops... tsk tsk, bastard human, congratulations on solving my puzzle!"

The police uncle yelled very suddenly, like some animation's clothing explosion scene, the police uncle shattered his clothes, but there was no benefit, he himself turned into a dark-skinned Nendoroid.

"Teacher! It's a weirdo!"

Genos put on a fighting posture, and Sonic took a few steps back, but Jiuye didn't panic at all because he knew that he had a thigh, but he was a little surprised that this police uncle was a weirdo.

"Haha! It will be exposed by you! That's right! I used all the money in it to buy clay figures! My favorite is clay! With clay, I am invincible!"

What is this?Does energy come from clay?Clay fiends?

Immediately afterwards, the sticky man jumped back and stuck to the wall, and then immediately changed his position and jumped around in the room. The extremely fast moving speed made people only see his afterimage.

"How! Can you keep up with my speed?!"

No, you are a typical FLAG uncle, Jiuye made a standard complaint in his heart.

Genos, who was preparing to attack beside him, declared

"Teacher, you all get out of the way, you have to use a range attack flame jet, so his speed is meaningless."

"Don't do it."

Saitama-sensei pressed Genos' raised right arm with his hand, and took a step forward.

"Who cares if you like clay or not!"

He stepped out with his left foot, and Saitama-sensei immediately swung out the fist formed by his right hand. His originally plain expression became crazy. He opened his eyes wide, gritted his teeth, and punched heavily.

boom!Boom! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The walls shattered, the wind blew, and the debris and stones flew together. The sound of explosions stimulated the eardrums, and the filling sheets were scattered everywhere, and the Nendoroids who were jumping around were completely turned into scum.

"Today, today I will let you go first, I will leave first if I have something to do!"

Sonic, whose bangs were blown up, came back to his senses, and while leaving harsh words, he ran towards the street outside that he saw after the wall was smashed.

"Oops, oops, tell the main god about the compensation later! Let's get out of here first!!!"

Jiu Ye took the hands of Janos and Saitama and left the scene quickly, otherwise it would be troublesome if they were caught.

Speaking of which, is the commission considered complete?

"Huh? Saitama-sensei?"

"The part-time wages are gone... I already have nothing to be afraid of."

"It's so noisy!! Why don't you just work again?!"

"It's so troublesome...but it's a good way, Genos, Jiuye, let's go to work together."

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Chapter 9 I have no choice but to die for the entrusted me?

What is needed to unite a group of people is not wise leadership but a common enemy. ——Big Teacher "My Youth Love Story Really Has a Problem"

This is not so much a famous saying by the great teacher, but a sentence that many people know for granted.

Just like the wars that broke out in the world in the past, human beings can only unite with each other if they have a common enemy.

The current Jiuye and Saitama-sensei can be said to have common interests...

Teacher Saitama went to work to earn money for his future life;

In order to complete his commission, Jiu Ye went to work to earn money.

As for the reason... the store manager who works for Mr. Saitama asked him to help find a few more people to go there, so Mr. Saitama asked Jiu Ye to help.But the search here is not the "find" of "looking for", but the "find" of "changing money". There is no doubt that Jiuye has been fooled by Mr. Saitama...

Of course, Genos, who is an apprentice, can't escape, so he must suspend his heroic activities.