Dimensional Apartment Manager

That being said, is it okay for Saitama-sensei, who is a C-level hero, to work here if he doesn't clean up the weirdos?

As for work, in fact, it is working as a waiter in Haijia. Since summer is here, there are many customers all day long, so I can't keep up.

Among them, Genos is the most popular. He has attracted a large number of female guests after showing his strong body, but there are also a few men who stare at Jiuye with strange eyes... which makes Jiuye have to follow him all the time. Seek protection behind Saitama-sensei.

However, Jiuye never thought that this would be a nightmare for him...

"Forehead……!?"

After Jiu Ye, who was wearing beach shorts, helped the store deliver ten fried noodles, he greeted Saitama-sensei and Genos and said that he was going to the bathroom.

"The toilet door is broken, although it's useless to close it...I'll fix it later, so remember to hang up the use sign first."

Jiu Ye, who was about to borrow the bathroom of the Sea House, heard what the store manager said, nodded and headed to the destination, but encountered a rather strange thing.

I don’t know if anyone has heard of the Japanese urban legend [Hanako in the Toilet]. Of course, I must emphasize that it’s not the “Hanako in the Toilet” in Lifan’s animation. In addition, remember to lock the folder, and using your birthday as a password is a taboo!My cousin will find out!

Cough cough cough, generally speaking, the basic skeleton of the story of "Hanako in the Toilet" is: If you call in a specific way in the school's women's toilet, there will be a girl (ie Hanako) in the toilet that was originally empty. sound.

Of course, the "school's women's bathroom" here is just a story pronoun. By the way, the story pronoun is a phrase created by Jiu Ye, which refers to a specific word in a story.

That is to say, the emphasis is not on the 'school's women's toilet' but on the 'toilet' part. That's why I see a lot of comics used as pinching him, and there are scary Hanako and cute Hanako in the toilet.

Originally, Jiuye did not believe in urban legends. After all, urban legends, street stories, and gossips were all "heard from other people." to something.

That's right, it's only true if you see it, even if a girl says that the color of her underwear is black, if you don't see it, it's meaningless speech, the same as if you didn't say it.

And now Jiuye believes in the urban legend of 'Hanako in the toilet' a little bit... well, of course it's a lie.

Jiu Ye, who had no choice but to go to work for the entrustment, really didn't expect that he would encounter such a problem. After all, he still needed to deal with Yoshino, Kurumi (secondary version), and Miss Assistant.

Thinking about it carefully, whether the characters in One Punch Man are strong or not has something to do with the time they appear on the scene. For example, the No.1 character in the hero ranking appeared on the stage not long ago.

That is to say, according to the routine of "the stronger the hero, the later it will appear" (excluding the protagonists such as Saitama and Genos), then the characters at the top of the hero ranking will definitely appear later, right?

It's not that Jiuye doesn't want to see them, it's just that Jiuye doesn't want the plot to progress so fast, and it takes time to prepare so that he can enjoy the fun of this world.

When it comes to fun, Jiuye believes that fun generally only exists in unknown things.

Just like in the previous world, unknown elf girls appear one by one, isn't it a little exciting?

While human beings are afraid of the unknown, they are also yearning for the unknown. Just as some people who think they are shaking S are actually shaking M, human beings are quite fickle creatures, maybe one day you will become the opposite of yourself...

But... the exact opposite... Jiuye has read a book of 'Onizuki あるちゅ, ZAN', which is about a man squatting at home who meets a sissy self from another world, and that self She is a beauty of the royal sister type (although she is also an otaku)... Then I started with myself (female)...

Back to the topic, Jiuye is still thinking about it, a little confused why she appears here.

Petite and slender, the bikini swimsuit is black with white borders, the hair may be tied up due to too much heat, the bikini on the lower body is taken off near the knees, it can be seen that he is going to the bathroom.

Uh... because if you appear in the toilet, you must be going to the toilet. This kind of emphasis is really meaningless.

But the main question is, why is she going to the bathroom here?

"........."

The other party raised his head, and the sweat on his face gently slid down his cheeks, along his neck and then along his collarbone and separated to both sides. Yes, it is indeed a bit hot today.

Immediately afterwards, Jiuye noticed that the other party was shaking, holding the bikini on the lower body with both hands and slowly putting it on, so Jiuye planned to break this embarrassing situation and decided to use the technique of changing the subject.

"You, do you know? In fact, the origin of this 'bikini' swimwear is related to a small island called Bikini."

"... Are you done with your last words?"

It can be said that it is not a very ventilated space, but Jiuye felt the wind around him start to surge violently.

The bowls, chopsticks and mop in the passageway behind him began to vibrate, and Jiuye, who swallowed a mouthful of saliva, immediately closed the door of the toilet and held it against it.

"This is an accident, this is an accident, it's not my fault that the door is broken, you should hang the [in use] sign!"

"Doesn't the door close nicely? I also heard the lock click, so you must have used a key or something, you, do you know who I am?"

Jiuye felt the door of the toilet shaking, and the surging wind gradually became manic.

"I'm the trembling Tornado-sama!!!"

The door was torn apart by the wind, and Jiuye saw the pseudo-young girl floating in the air in front of him stretching out her right hand and grabbing her lapel.

"I don't want to ruin other people's houses, come out with me."

"Ahem... I, can I ask for help?"

Thinking that he could still save it, Jiu Ye grabbed the right hand of the pseudo-young girl with green curly hair in front of her.

"You still have help?"

...feeling the pills...

Well, let’s go back to the time when it’s so painful now, and go to Mr. Saitama to find a job, the night when Jiu Ye returned to the Dimension Apartment...

The first update!Hey hey, if you like it, please collect it! [PS: Thomas's little train... Dirty! ! ! ! ! 】【PS2: In fact, the password for the "Road to a Philosopher" folder is to add 'aiLOLI' to the uppercase letter at the beginning of the pinyin of the name. People who are so dirty are not allowed!Eat the next high-explosive armor-piercing spinning dog! 】

Chapter 10 Okay, it's crazy, Miss Assistant

[Sender: Lin Jiuye.Recipient: The mentally handicapped Lord God.

Text: Are you back yet?I'll wait for you downstairs at your house, don't go around messing around all day, and then come back and post H pictures on the forum, is it okay?Do you think that everything will be fine if you use a woman as your appearance?Even a beautiful woman cannot be forgiven! 】

Jiu Ye, who pressed the send button, put away his mobile phone. Just now, he heard Saitama teacher vowed to find another job. Genos also followed him to wander around Z City, and Jiu Ye took the time to return to Dimension Apartment went to find the Lord God, and sent a text message after finding that she was not there.

Before talking with the main god, Jiuye went to his residence to change clothes. Because it was night, he met many apartment residents, and was greeted friendly by some people, but also ignored by others...

How should I put it, there is always that kind of withdrawn character in the apartment, and the one who has the best relationship with Jiuye can actually be said to be the young girl of the rare dragon species who once killed Jiuye...

Opening the door of his apartment room, Jiuye found that the light inside was turned on.

"Ok?"

There was no one in the small living room, and the books that Jiuye had placed everywhere were neatly put together on the table.

So, Jiuye, who went to the bedroom, saw the assistant lady lying on his bed sleeping, and there was still a cleaning rag on the bedside cabinet. Unexpectedly, he really fell asleep in his room.

Jiuye heard that women's sleeping and side faces are prettier than normal, but Jiuye, who walked closer, found that there was no difference.

I tried to poke the assistant's face with her hand, but she opened Jiuye's hand with her hand, frowned and murmured, "Idiot, that's my pudding~", and curled up after finishing speaking, It felt like holding pudding in my arms.

"Do you want to wake her up?"

While talking to himself, Jiuye ran to the closet and took out the clothes to be changed, most of which were shirts and sweatshirts, because Jiuye felt that these clothes were the most comfortable to wear.

Boom~

At this time, Jiuye suddenly heard something ringing in the living room, and Jiuye went to the living room to check what happened while putting on the clothes he had taken out.But as soon as he walked out of the bedroom, Jiuye was pushed down on the wall by a figure that appeared suddenly. This was the second time Jiuye was knocked by the perfect wall...

What?When was the first time you asked?Of course, it was the time when the young girl of the rare dragon species used the giant dragon form to hit the wall of the apartment, but at that time, Jiuye, who was beaten by the wall, broke a few bones and bled a lot. It can be called the strongest wall in history. 'Moved' (painful) so much that Jiuye cried.

By the way, Jiuye has always felt that his room is the easiest to be invaded by people, is it the ghost of the main god?

Back to the present, this time the person on the wall is someone Jiuye is very familiar with. Jiuye still remembers the first time he went to fix her bed...

"Miss Kuang San... what's wrong?"

"That can't be regarded as completing the commission at all, right? I heard about it from the main god."

"That damn..."

"Mr. Jiuye, your actions are completely different from what I expected. Although there are also my faults, you also have an inescapable responsibility."

correct……

Speaking of which, Kuangsan propped his right hand on the wall, his left index finger crossed Jiuye's chest, and his left foot was inserted between Jiuye's legs, staring at Jiuye from bottom to top, emphatically saying

"And Mr. Jiu Ye, you seem to have said some strange things to another stupid me, boyfriend and girlfriend ~ how does that feel?"

"That was just a last resort."

"It's really a good excuse to have to, so do you have anything to say about your strange behavior and taking advantage of loopholes to complete the commission?"

While Kuang San spoke, he got closer to Jiu Ye. Jiu Ye was always thinking why this elf lady did this. Could it be that she needed her own strength?If you are European, you can still help her... After all, there is that passivity, but in fact, the majority of Africans in this world...

"Uh-huh??"

Seeing Jiuye who fell silent, Kuang San raised his left leg slightly, and Jiuye was forced to stand on tiptoe.

"Where are you, Miss Kuang San?"

"Where I can kick it up."

"Pfft! Wait, wait, how about this, I will accept any entrustment from now on unconditionally, I don't want anything, I am willing to serve you."

"That is to say, Mr. Jiu Ye is willing to be my slave?"

"No, that's not what it means."

"Let me put it another way, are you willing to be my servant?"

"Don't they all mean the same thing!?"

This made Kuang San frown, why do you want to establish a master-servant relationship so much?Jiu Ye really didn't understand.

"Thinking about it, it's a pet."

"Don't you think it's getting more and more excessive?!??!"

I reject!Jiu Ye followed with such emphasis.

"That's really a pity, I ordered a collar for you."

"Give me back immediately!"

Kuang San's idea is really getting more and more dangerous, and it is necessary to teach it well, but that will only work when Jiu Ye has a relatively strong power, otherwise it will be Jiu Ye who is overthrown...

Although the administrator has many permissions, he is still equal to these residents, and he is not an adult, BOSS or the like.

"woo meow~"

The assistant lady's voice sounded from Jiuye's bedroom behind the two of them. She rubbed her eyes and got up from the bed.

"Then, let's stop here ~ see you next night."

"Why is it at night?"

After Kurumi finished speaking, he threw something into Jiuye's hand. Jiuye found that it was a can of Dr. Pepper. Could it be that this thing made the sound just now?

"Ah, sorry Jiuye, I fell asleep in your bed."

"It's okay, Miss Kurisu."

"Was anyone else there just now? It seemed to be talking to you."

"It's an illusion."

Jiu Ye said with a smile, and handed Dr. Pepper to the assistant lady.

"Please drink this, Miss Kurisu."

"Huh? Why does Jiuye have it? You also like the drink Dr. Pepper?"

"That's it."

Seeing the assistant lady who took over Dr. Pepper, she immediately regained her spirits, while Jiu Ye simply brushed off the topic just now.

Then the assistant put Dr. Pepper aside, and she stretched out her hands and began to arrange Jiuye's clothes.

"The collar isn't even trimmed, it's not okay, okay! I should go too."

The assistant lady finished tidying Jiuye's clothes, which made Jiuye feel a little embarrassed. After all, Jiuye rarely encountered such a situation, because since he grew up, Jiuye basically solved his own problems.

On the other side, the assistant lady who was about to leave specially reminded Jiuye

"Don't forget our promise."

"no problem."

At this time, there was a knock on the door, followed by Saitama's teacher's voice.

"I found a job! Jiuye! Let's go together tomorrow! Make sure you have fun! It's so cool!"

Obviously, this is where Jiuye's troubles began...

The second update!In fact, I originally planned to treat the assistant lady...no, nothing, this is the best! [PS: The weather is getting hot... Gentlemen, pay attention to wear more clothes (laughs)] [PS2: The gashapon under me was shaken yesterday, which means that I am no longer African! 】【PS (literary version): The person who seeks light embraces the darkness, and then he who lurks in the darkness begins to explore unknown areas. The dark forest takes away his sense of direction, and the charming fragrance creates illusory dreams. Everything in the psychedelic and mysterious space gradually turned into nothingness... Immediately afterwards, the darkness began to turmoil, shaking and driving away the people in there, and something kept beating the sky above his head from above, so he He removed his head from under the girl's skirt, so he was taken away as a pervert... This is the story of the man who once carried out the glory. 】【PS3: MDZZ. 】