Dimensional Apartment Manager

Jiu Ye ordered two dumplings, added some wasabi to his own, and after a while, the shop manager brought them up. By the way, the shop manager doesn’t look like a pervert (although I don’t know what looks like a pervert... ...) On the contrary, he is an amiable person, but the name of the store is a bit different; this also reminds Jiuye of an ID called 'classic with a big long stem' that he encountered in online games before. If it doesn't fit, it will become dirty.

Facing the steaming dumplings, the undocumented knight stabbed one with a toothpick and put it in his mouth, chewing the dumplings while exhaling, looking like an ordinary person.

No, the undocumented knight is an ordinary person, but with a strong sense of justice, he is very suitable as a role model. This impetuous society needs such a guy, just like a new driver needs the guidance of an old driver, a standard Heroic characters can evoke the hidden justice in people's hearts.

But the two of them had just finished eating the second dumpling, and a large number of thick dark clouds appeared in the sky above their heads. The heat in the afternoon was driven away, leaving only the sound of howling wind.

"Is it going to rain?"

The undocumented knight ate the third dumpling, and after inserting a toothpick into the dumpling, he began to prepare for departure.

At this moment, the siren sounded in City J, and the two people sitting on the bench heard the explosion and people's screams in the distance.

[Emergency evacuation alert!This time, the attack brought by the sea people has been upgraded from the disaster level to the tiger level to the ghost level!Residents living in City J please evacuate to a distant place as soon as possible!Especially in the offshore area, there is a high risk of encountering strange people...! 】

what happened?

Jiuye stood up from his seat, he didn't feel the commotion just now!Could it be because it only happened near the sea, so the side near the city center can't hear it?Anyway, the plot is too early, right?

Obviously, Jiuye can't use the timeline in the manga as a reference. The last time I met a legal loli tornado in the toilet is the best proof. I hope I don't meet anyone in the toilet this time.

When Jiuye thought of this, the unlicensed rider beside him put on the original goggles and helmet, and he ran to the bicycle and immediately pushed his mount to the beach.

Before that, the undocumented knight ran back to Jiuye again.

"You can't waste food! Ugh! Ahhh! Jiuba, Ni, go to the disaster shelter now! I'll go over there to see how the situation is! I think someone needs my...cough cough cough help!"

The undocumented knight who ate up the dumplings in a few bites got on his bicycle and disappeared on the river.

Disaster shelter?Jiu Ye paid the store manager while eating the dumpling, and then looked up at the thick clouds above his head like a rag, as if he would squeeze out a downpour at any moment.

"I'm not going..."

Jiuye is not stupid, even if it deviates from the plot of the original manga now, the King of the Deep Sea will go to the disaster refuge to attack the people there, in case the part-time job Genos and Mr. Saitama have not arrived at that time, wouldn’t it be Want to be killed by the King of the Deep Sea like other ordinary citizens?

Those ordinary citizens are indeed innocent, but the current Jiuye can't help even if he passes by, because he doesn't have enough strength to defeat the King of the Deep Sea.

If you want to kill the Deep Sea King, unless the current Jiuye has added the [Absolute Domain] skill mentioned earlier, otherwise relying on the 4% passive to fight with the Deep Sea King is no different from courting death. Guaranteed egg pool second egg? (And there will be duplicate cards... so angry!!)

To sum up, Jiuye, who can only be regarded as a passer-by so far, does not intend to join in the fun, nor does he have the idea of ​​becoming a hero.

"Young man! I'm going to close the stall! I haven't finished watching Natsumi today!"

"Oh! Okay! No, wait, you really are a pervert!!!"

Seeing the deeply hidden old driver push his mobile booth away from the river, Jiu Ye also got up and walked towards the station.Jiuye stopped in the middle of the walk, and he had to think about cause and effect first, otherwise he must be the one who suffered in the end.

Recalling the times when he was attacked by Kuang Sanye, pushed down by the female skeleton knight, slapped to death by the young dragon Lolita, fed by the assistant, and licked by the zombie girl, Jiu Ye didn't consider cause and effect. Now he wants to change From my funny image, I become a serious and rigorous person!

"Because the evacuation announcement was issued, the road will definitely be blocked. At this time, walking is faster. Even if there is no blockage, going to a crowded place may be pushed down."

Not in the spiritual sense, but in the physical sense, uh... that's a bit of a problem.

Without continuing to think about it, Jiuye gave up buying ingredients, but moved towards places with few people as much as possible. Those sea people and the King of the Deep Sea should move towards places with more people.

"Well!!!!!"

Halfway through, Jiuye suddenly felt a pain in his stomach.

Could it be that the old driver's mustard was poisonous?Or is it because it is too spicy to cause diarrhea?

No matter what the result was, Jiuye wanted to go to the toilet, so he started looking for the nearest toilet nearby.

Have!Jiuye saw a public toilet ahead, which was near the entrance of a small park after leaving the river.

Quickly walking towards the men's toilet, Jiuye turned a corner and planned to find a private room to enter, but...

"........."

Jiuye didn't see the situation clearly because of his diarrhea. The roof of the bathroom had actually been destroyed and a big hole was left. The creature standing there was washing his hands with the faucet.

In his almost human form, he has a tall figure, strong muscles, and more than a dozen abdominal muscles, as if emphasizing that he has unparalleled strength.

It can be seen that this strange man is wearing a crown on his head and wearing a red robe with white velvet. Frowning slightly, he turned his face and looked down at Jiuye. The sound of the water faucet made the scene seem silent Incomparable.

Gollum~~

Jiuye's stomach growled, which made the other party ignore the faucet and completely turn around to face Jiuye.

"Human."

The weird man who raised the corner of his mouth began to gear up, and drew closer to Jiu Ye.

Jiuye, who took a step back a little, swallowed and shouted in his heart, 'Why did I meet this guy in the toilet! ? '! ! !

Immediately afterwards, Jiuye, who was clutching his stomach, squeezed out a few words

"The King of the Deep Sea..."

"Oh, you know me?"

"I'm your fan, can you let me go?"

"what?"

It seems impossible...

Looking around, Jiuye covered his stomach with his left hand and wiped off the sweat from his forehead with his right hand, thinking about how to escape...

Really, this TM is quite embarrassing, if you run away, you will be pulled on your body, if you don't run away, you will be beaten out by the King of the Deep Sea along with shit, what kind of development is this! ?

So, should we pin our hopes on the 4% passive?No, if you fail, you will definitely die miserably. Maybe the reporter will report [Today a man covered in yellow objects died tragically in a destroyed public toilet!Monster Attack! Big crisis in J city? ! 】Jiu Ye doesn't want such news!

[May I ask how to escape from the hands of the King of the Deep Sea in the case of diarrhea? 】This is the problem that Jiuye is facing now, I hope someone can solve it, wait online, it is very urgent! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

No.17 Chapter witty salted fish will not get hurt @女消房

Under the cloud-covered sky, there is a toilet whose roof was destroyed by the King of the Deep Sea. There are now two creatures in there.

They are the human Lin Jiuye holding his stomach, and the monster Deep Sea King who moves his wrists. This reminds Jiuye of the FLAG he accidentally stood up before. He obviously doesn't want to meet someone he doesn't want to see in the toilet. The result is still encountered...

The first time it was Miss Tornado, it was pretty lucky, but this time it was the King of the Deep Sea, what should I do?Putting your hopes on that 4% passivity is definitely a deadly act.

"Wait, wait a minute, you are the legendary deep sea king who was born in the ocean and intends to rule the sea and land, right?"

"Oh? You are a human being who is full of sense and interest. Then what? Is this your last words?"

Why did it become like this!The reply in the form of a rhetorical question given by the King of the Deep Sea was exactly the same as that of the tornado. Sure enough, he couldn't let him go by kneeling and licking.

Cold, cold stem ah yourself!Jiu Ye shouted loudly in his heart, the weak points of the general creatures are the crotch, back court and eyes, as long as they attack the three places of Deep Sea King, there may be a chance to escape.

But... Even if he knew the weaknesses that the King of the Deep Sea might have, Jiuye couldn't get close to those three places.

Eyes: The deep sea king is so tall that you may not even be able to reach it when you jump up;

Crotch: I feel like I will be punched by the King of the Deep Sea before I hit it;

Hou Ting: Er... Jiu Ye remembers that fish have only one excretory organ, so what kind of existence is the King of the Deep Sea?Reasonably speaking, the King of the Deep Sea might be a fake mother...

"I don't want to waste time on miscellaneous fish. The hero who thought he was very strong just now is too weak. We have to find a capable human being."

After saying this, the Deep Sea King took a step forward and at the same time swung his right fist, and with the sound of breaking wind and oppressive force, the right fist hit Jiuye! ! !

Yes, to die! !Facing the simple attack coming from the front, Jiuye couldn't dodge even after reacting now, the only thing he could rely on was his 4% passivity.

The wind howled violently, Hiiragi also felt his clothes rattling, and his heart was constantly beating tight drumbeats, and then, the attack came...

Oh! ! ! !

The Deep Sea King's attack did come out, but his huge right fist hit the ground, causing the ground made of tiles to crumble and disperse, and the ground shook accordingly.

After confirming his current location, Jiuye found that he was at least ten meters away from the King of the Deep Sea in an instant.

what's the situation?Jiuye began to wonder if he had awakened some kind of ability in such a crisis situation? !

Maybe I am a child chosen by fate, an existence favored by gods, a person with supernatural powers who got out of the gap under the heavy pressure of the world, a person who pulled out the holy sword from the original tree, a person who was born in the black snow The only surviving boy in the world, the unique challenger of fate in endless time, the man who rewrites the truth of the world.

"Hey, don't stand there, do you want to die? Really, I just came to this city to see if there is a good client to let me make some money, but I met you."

"Sorry, sorry..."

All the illusions just now were shattered, Jiuye got up from the ground and looked at the hero who saved her.

"You are... Sonic the Egg Exploding!"

"It's the speed of sound, bastard! Be careful I throw you back!"

"Thank you so much Sonic, you really saved my life... Mmm..."

Jiuye, who was still thanking Sonic, suddenly cried out in his stomach, and Jiuye, who had eaten too much wasabi from the old driver, was still in a state of diarrhea.

"Oh, here is a prey that looks good. Do you know each other with the miscellaneous fish over there?"

"Hmph, is it a salted fish?"

"I am the King of the Deep Sea, remember this name before you die!"

The conversation between the two made Jiuye frown. The King of the Deep Sea called himself a 'bad fish'. Is this a compliment or a curse?If you have to say it, the younger brothers of the Deep Sea King are actually trash fish, but those trash fish still have some strength.

You are right, in fact, whether it is salted fish or miscellaneous fish, they are all vague names for the boss!Jiu Ye finally learned a trick, and continued for a second with respect for the King of the Deep Sea.

"Go away!"

"puff!!!"

When the sound of the sonic boom sounded, Jiuye was kicked away by Sonic. It turned out that it was the King of the Deep Sea who launched a fierce attack on this side.

This time the Deep Sea King locked Sonic as his target, ignoring Jiuye who rolled twice on the ground.

MDZZ, people with diarrhea need to be taken care of just like pregnant people, although Jiuye is very grateful to Sonic for saving him twice, that's right!

On the other side, the King of the Deep Sea, who made a fierce attack, clenched his right hand into a fist and swung it out from right to left. While making this movement, the King of the Deep Sea stomped hard on the ground with his left foot, and his whole body sank down to stabilize his figure. That was a match. A foot-shaking right hook.

The muscles swollen due to strength erupted with an instant strike force, and the King of the Deep Sea could still make flexible movements and reactions even though he had a huge body.

Sonic, who was wearing civilian clothes, suddenly showed a nervous expression, and jumped up before the broken ground shook.

The action of jumping up relied on the twisting body on the way and rotated twice. After avoiding the right hook of the Deep Sea King, Sonic made a Q with his left foot. on the left arm.

"It's useless! Human!"

"Cut! What a tough guy."

Sonic knew very well that his kick hit the enemy, but because he didn't accumulate too much power when adjusting his movements in mid-air, the attack was not powerful enough.

With the reaction force of the kick on Deep Sea King's left arm, Sonic made a somersault towards the back.

At the same time, the fixed left foot of the Deep Sea King started to move, but the left foot only made a complete sliding step, and the right foot made a big stride. The side muscles twisted with the action of the Deep Sea King, The King of the Deep Sea also approached Sonic, who was trying to distance himself.

"You can't jump! Human!"

"This speed!"

"Goodbye!"

The King of the Deep Sea raised the corner of his mouth and rushed forward while clasping his hands together and smashing towards Sonic in mid-air.

"It's too slow!"

The deep sea king's beating hit the ground, and the roaring sound cracked the ground, and the dust raised up covered the two figures.

The humid air and the strong wind quickly blew away the dust that blocked the view. Sonic stood about five meters away from the King of the Deep Sea, holding Kunai with the rope of the connector in his right hand. I am afraid that he relied on this to avoid the King of the Deep Sea’s attack just now. .

"Oh, there are two times, jumping around like a bug."

"Haha, you too, but it's just too slow for my Sonic Sonic."

From the current point of view, Sonic will not be killed, so Jiuye ran to the bathroom where he met the King of the Deep Sea again.

By the way, because part of the men's restroom was destroyed, Jiuye chose to go to the women's restroom next door. Anyway, there is no one in it now.

With a little excitement, I took steps towards the unknown field in such a tense atmosphere.

"Don't worry, Sonic."

Hisui said so with his back to Sonic who was fighting the King of the Deep Sea.

"Once I get my problems fixed in the women's bathroom, I'll go get the rescuers right away."

So Jiuye stepped into the women's bathroom that had never been in before with uneasiness, excitement, and heavy heart...

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