No.17 Chapter witty salted fish will not get hurt @女消房

Why do many girls like to go to the bathroom together but boys can't or it's so pitiful?Why can girls go home arm in arm normally, but boys will be watched when they do that?Why do boys accidentally see a girl's nakedness as lust, but they can act as if nothing happened?Why can't I transform after I bought Ultraman's Transformer?

Leaving aside the last question for the time being, the previous question is actually very difficult for Jiuye to understand... It's not that Jiuye likes to find a man to accompany her to the bathroom or go home arm in arm, it's just that she is puzzled by this huge gap.

Just like Jiuye borrowing the women's bathroom now, if he is found out, he will definitely be beaten up and called a pervert;

Conversely, if it was a girl who borrowed the men's bathroom, it would probably be understood if she was found out. This is the difference.

Thanks to this, Jiu Ye made up his mind to deeply engrave all the things in the women's bathroom in his mind, so that he might be able to act aggressive in front of other men in the future.

When Jiuye entered the women's restroom, he heard the sound of explosions outside. Originally, the plot was supposed to start with the sexy prisoner being beaten and then Sonic, but the plot became like this... But now Jiuye with diarrhea has no time to go Think about the plot.

The women's restroom is not much different from the men's restroom next to it. The first difference you notice is that there is no urinal, and the floor is cleaner than expected.

Although he wanted to take a closer look at the corner of the women's bathroom, but because his stomach suddenly became very painful, Jiuye immediately chose a cubicle and ran inside.

Immediately afterwards, Jiuye, who was swept away by a sense of unimpededness, calmed down, and he began to think about how many girls had sat here.

But anyway, the air smells the same, there's nothing special about the toilet lid, and there isn't a ricochet coming out of the bottom of the cubicle like a prank...

"Let's focus on how to notify Saitama-sensei and them first, but I don't know Genos' cell phone number."

Jiuye, who was thinking about the solution, heard a loud noise again. He was in the women's toilet cubicle and felt the toilet he was sitting on shaking with the ground, hoping not to be disturbed halfway through the solution.

Boom! ! ! !

"Fuck?!"

God seems to be in love with FLAG who realizes Jiuba.

Just after finishing speaking, Jiuye saw a telegraph pole smashing the wall of the women's bathroom, earth and rocks scattered, and the wind roared. The telegraph pole, along with the toilet and toilet paper next door to Jiuye, were smashed into the air. The wooden walls of the room also fell down.

Uh...it became an open-air toilet without walls...

At the same time, Jiuye noticed the aircraft used by the journalists above the roof to take pictures. If this turtle is photographed going to the toilet in the women's bathroom in the open air, it will really be over! !

"What a little monkey that likes to jump around!!!"

"Can you catch up with my speed?!"

"Ahaha, I will let you die in pain! Arrogant guy!"

Sonic gasped and stood opposite the Deep Sea King, who was pressing his fingers like golden wood, and there were traces of broken ground caused by him pulling out the telegraph pole beside him.

It turned out that it was the King of the Deep Sea who ended his toilet time just now. Jiuye, who was sitting on the toilet, figured out the reason, and immediately picked up the toilet paper on the ground to wipe it clean and left immediately.

"Don't try to run away again! Bastard human!"

At this time, it was raining in the sky...

The original drizzle turned into heavy rain in a few seconds, the soaked ground began to flow together, and Jiuye's clothes also began to be soaked.

"It's coming! It's coming!"

The Deep Sea King sneered and roared

"Hey! Do you still want to run? Smelly monkey!?"

The original deep sea king's strong muscles swelled again, and the monster, which was nourished by the rain, instantly shortened the distance from Sonic.

"Faster?! But...!"

Sonic took a step back, and then immediately left the place and ran towards the residential area near Jiuye. Sonic, who moved quickly with the help of benches, branches, and walls, quickly reached the roof. He tried to turn around to check the situation. A huge fist hit him already.

"This speed!!!"

"Goodbye! Stinky Monkey!!!"

The speeds between the two were almost the same. Instead of retreating, Sonic made a forward impact movement, trying to get stuck in the dead corner of the Deep Sea King's attack.

"It's useless!"

The eyes of the King of the Deep Sea have already captured Sonic's actions. Even though his right hand was swung in the air, his left hand shot out like a cannonball and hit Sonic...

boom! ! !

The Deep Sea King's right fist smashed a part of the house into pieces, and his left hand hit Sonic like the air was split.

However, the next moment, the Deep Sea King noticed what was thrown by his left hand, which was Sonic's clothes.

"You wait for me! Come back after I change my equipment!"

The person who spoke was Sonic who appeared on the roof of another building. He was standing there naked with an expression of 'I will definitely come back', and said so seriously.

"Tch, do you want to escape?"

"No! It's just to get the equipment! Don't run away!!"

"Hmph, weak, stinky monkey."

The King of the Deep Sea kicked a part of the wall of the house, and Jiuye saw the rubble falling towards him. Isn't this luck too bad? !

He who was about to put on his pants just now gave up this action and immediately fled to the side.

A large amount of gravel fell from the sky, Jiuye saw a piece of gravel with a broken steel bar falling quickly, the way back was blocked, if you continue to walk forward...!

"Hey! A civilian without pants!"

"It was just an accident!"

"Let's go!"

Ignoring Jiuye's complaints, the man who appeared suddenly grabbed Jiuye's clothes and fled.

"Don't underestimate the speed of my Lightning Max! Then you go first!"

Immediately afterwards, Lightning Max threw Jiuye onto a bush not far away.

"The disaster shelter is not far ahead! Go there quickly! I will only restrain him for a minute at most!"

"I see!"

Sure enough, where are you going? !

Jiu Ye doesn't know where Genos and Saitama-sensei have rushed to. If possible, I really hope Miss Tornado will come to help.

Without staying in the same place, Jiuye knew that even if he stayed to help, it would be useless; if it was impossible, Jiuye planned to call the young girl of the rare dragon species in the dimensional apartment to let the salted fish know that the dragon amazing...

Because whether it is a young girl, a loli, or a virgin, it is a very powerful existence! ! ! !

Present today's second update!As for subscribing... Um... Let's work hard first... Friends who can subscribe can subscribe! ~!I don't want to rush to the streets! OTZ [PS: Already, there is nothing to be afraid of~] [PS2: It seems that the body has been hollowed out! 】【PS3: I really want Miss Tornado to appear. Without Tornado's PP and thighs, no, a character as cute as Miss Tornado is about to die! 】

Chapter 18 Hope and Despair

"Hah, ha, ha, ha...!"

Due to the heavy rain, his whole body was soaked in rainwater, and feeling his body became heavy, Kuha quickened his pace and successfully reached the destination disaster shelter.

After Jiuye was put in by several responsible persons, he saw a large number of ordinary citizens gathered in the disaster shelter. Of course, there were also some heroes who mixed in with the crowd.

These heroes probably chose to hide here after they learned that the 11th A-rank Stinger had been defeated, and thought that they had no chance of winning.

"Everyone, don't panic! Now the Heroes Association is letting powerful heroes come over to deal with it! So don't mess yourself up!"

"Is it real or fake? And are we really safe in this disaster shelter?!"

"Of course, the Disaster Refuge is a facility specially built by the Hero Association to fight against monster disasters. It's impossible for weird people to break in easily! Don't worry, everyone!!!"

To appease the people who were still in a state of panic, the person in charge began to find a way to contact the Heroes Association.

Jiuye ran to hide behind the crowd as much as possible, because Jiuye had already heard the person in charge's speech full of FLAGs. People in this world really like to set up FLAGs casually. Can the protagonist in "Flag" break FLAG? !I'm afraid that even if the plot doesn't develop according to the original routine, the powerful King of the Deep Sea will still break into here.

At the same time, Jiuye's eyes fell on the wall on the right side of the disaster shelter. The first sound was the sound of the wall being hit, and then it was completely shattered in the next moment, and the flying stones fell to the same spot on the ground. Time Monsters Appear...!

The King of the Deep Sea has an extremely tall body, strong and strong muscles, jet-black pupils and exposed sharp teeth that make people tremble.

"first meet!!!"

The Deep Sea King looked down at all the people hiding in the disaster shelter, stood there like King Ni, and continued:

"And see you later."

"and many more!!!"

As soon as the King of the Deep Sea finished speaking, Jiuye saw a man walking out of the crowd, which made Jiuye begin to affirm that the plot here should be almost the same as the original plot.

"I, we surrender! We can agree to whatever you want! So please! Please don't attack us!"

Jiu Ye remembered that the man was a C-level hero with a big back. Although his nickname was a bit strange, he still seemed to be a man of justice.

"Surrender? Hehehe, you will die if you surrender or not! I will kill you all!"

The King of the Deep Sea ignored the words of the man with the back at all, and took a step forward, which frightened the ordinary citizens around him to take a few steps back.

Scanning the human beings as his prey, the Deep Sea King supplemented his words

"If I have to say something... it is that you please make more wailing sounds that make me happy! I will tear all of you into good looks!"

"Well……"

The big-backed man peed his pants under the threat of the King of the Deep Sea, which is exactly the same as the original plot, there is no difference.

"That is to say..."

Jiuye looked around, and several figures rushed out.

The first people to run past the big-backed man were the B-level hero Soaring Boy and the C-level hero Kuaiquan Man, and the 38th A-level Sneck who had remained silent also stood up and stared at him in a fighting posture. deep sea king

"I'm an A-level hero anyway, so let's work together to kill the weirdo in front of us."

"I, I am also a hero with a back! I will never let you do whatever you want!"

Facing the four heroes on stage, the citizens were no longer as afraid as they were just now, but pinned their hopes on the heroes.

Jiuye is very clear that such hope is only temporary, or not even temporary.

because……

The soaring boy who tried to attack from the side was pierced by the deep sea king with his left hand in an instant, and Snake, who shouted, ordered the others to go up together, while closely watching every move of the deep sea king.

Facing the fist of the Deep Sea King from top to bottom, Sneak perfectly escaped the attack of the Deep Sea King with a backflip. Snek, who thought he had a chance of winning, was hit by the Deep Sea King for the second time at the next moment. Fist blow.

Like a broken kite, Sneak spun his body and hit the wall not far away, losing consciousness immediately.

"Oh? Why is it so much quieter now?"

The King of the Deep Sea shook off the blood on his right hand, raised the corner of his mouth, and looked down at the terrified crowd below because the heroes were instantly defeated.

——The momentary hope completely turned into despair.

Jiuye has no simple and rude way to change the current situation, unless he calls the friends from the Dimensional Apartment, then it is not impossible to do it, but I don’t know if those people are willing to help him knock down the Deep Sea King in front of him for free, otherwise Another transaction has to be made.

At this moment, Jiuye suddenly noticed a change, that is, there was a person standing outside the circular window above the back of Deep Sea King.

"boom!"

The glass was shattered, and Genos jumped down from above. As a reformer, he evaporated the rainwater on the surface of his body, and launched an attack the moment he hit the ground.

"Kill you!"

The left fist of the accelerated Genos hit the Deep Sea King's right face. Under the powerful impact, the giant body of the Deep Sea King was also sent flying, smashing the wall of the shelter and a part of the building outside, and disappeared instantly. in people's field of vision.

"Is the one just now the last enemy?"

Genos turned around to look at the citizens of the refuge, and the citizens simply cheered.

"Oh oh oh oh!!! so strong!!!"

"Beat that guy!!!!!!"

Jiu Ye, who seized this opportunity, took the opportunity and ran out.

"Ganos! Genos! I'm here!"

"Is it Jiuye, the teacher and I are looking for you, you..."

"Behind!"

Even though Jiuye reminded Genos, Genos was still accurately attacked by the King of the Deep Sea.

Genos' right arm was grasped by the Deep Sea King's left hand while his body was hit by the Deep Sea King's right fist. The pulling and impact tore off his mechanical right arm, and his whole body turned into a meteor and hit the far wall. On the ground, a gully formed by frictional damage also appeared on the ground.

"Pull it off!"

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