Yuanshen, the girl's secrets are exposed at the beginning, and the chat group is frying pan

"Remember Timmy raising pigeons on the bridge?"

"What's up with him?"

"According to Mond's laws and regulations, raising poultry on major traffic arteries requires [-] days of detention and a fine. This is an execution document, and you need to sign it."

A detailed and complete legal system was gradually formed under Wendy's governance. In the past, no one cared about such wild children.

"Is there anything else besides that?"

"No, there are not many affairs in the city."

"Really……"

"What's wrong with you today? Do you feel weird?" Lisa asked with a smile.

"It's nothing, it's just that I haven't experienced it for too long."

"What do you feel?"

"A relaxed feeling."

After seeing off Lisa, Qin has been sitting on the balcony of the Knights' Office, enjoying the sunshine while blowing the breeze, and then...

I fell asleep beautifully with the cat lying on the balcony railing.

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Please automatically play a song "阳だまりにて和む猫 (A Quiet Cat in the Sun)"

Chapter 9. Please, I'm weak

"To gather everyone together this time is to announce a very important thing."

In the time and space of the war between gods and demons, the salt god Heulia gathered all his followers.

She thought that she could keep calm after so long, but after seeing those people with evil intentions, the picture of being betrayed still appeared in her mind.

At that moment, Heulia, whose heart was beating so fast, could hardly hold back her killing intent.

If it wasn't for protecting these people, the girl could have had a very easy life, and she didn't need to spend so many sleepless nights worrying about their situation.

For Heulia, these subjects are all her heart and soul, and her only sustenance in this troubled world.

However, on that day, everything she cherished turned into a sharp knife and pierced into her heart from behind.

That's the worst joke that even the heavens dare not make lightly....

"Is it going to migrate again?"

"We've just settled down!"

When the God of Salt said that he had something to announce, the believers immediately frowned, and some even showed anger.

"I know that everyone is dissatisfied with me, there is no way, I am a weak god and cannot protect you, so I suggest you find another asylum."

Straightforward, without any hesitation, Heulia's tears had already been shed when she saw that scene, so the farewell at this moment does not have any psychological burden on her.

"Ah this..."

"Master Heulia, please stop joking."

"Looking for another asylum... How can we find another asylum?"

Heulia's sudden confession caused thousands of people to panic, and the voices of secret discussions continued one after another, including criticism of Heulia.

"It's none of my business."

Heulia said with a relaxed expression:

"I'm no longer qualified to lead you. Please solve the rest by yourself."

"You can't do that!"

"Yes! Yes!"

He always talks about the believers of the God of Salt behind his back. After learning that he was abandoned, his first reaction was to pester the God of Salt.

Dissatisfied with the way of the God of Salt, and unable to help, they only know how to ask, and now that the person who asks for it quits, they panic.

"During this war, all I can do is to take you all around the world. Since you are tired of this kind of life, I can only dismiss you. Otherwise, what else can I do?"

"You can go to fight! It would be nice to win a piece of land!"

Facing the demands of the believers, Heulia said without any debts:

"Please! I'm weak! I will definitely lose, and I will be displaced by then?"

"Uh……"

Heulia's bad reply blocked the mouths of the believers. In desperation, these believers had no choice but to leave Heulia and form a faction of their own, intending to live in the newly established homeland.

And Heulia, who gave up protecting them, naturally couldn't stay here. She planned to travel far away to see the other side of the sea and avoid this war.

If she didn't need to bother to protect the people, she could do this kind of thing easily, and those who lost the protection of the salt god would die in the unknown AOE of the demon god's chaos in less than a month.

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"That Dust God, after all, lived here, right?"

Before leaving Liyue, Heulia came to Guiliyuan, followed the blooming glass lilies, and found the long-sleeved girl who comforted her before.

"Miss Salt God? What are you doing here?"

"I'm planning to leave here. Before I leave, I want to say thank you to you."

Hearing Heulia say that, after all, he remembered what he did to comfort her in the exposure space.

"Did you kill all those ungrateful people?"

"No, I let them leave and fend for themselves."

"Hehe, just as I thought, Miss Heulia is indeed a gentle person."

After all, he held Heulia's little hand, and his smile was as warm as the sunshine in winter.

"However, we have just met, and we are already parting ways, Heulia, when do you plan to come back?

"Um……"

While thinking, Heulia saw the steamed buns she had made on the table, so she picked one up and took a bite.

The smell as light as clear water made Heulia couldn't help laughing, and she said hopefully:

"Whenever people have enough food and clothing and want to make food more delicious, I will come back."

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"Secretary, please come here."

Hu Tao returned to the real world, and saw that she immediately threw away the pepper water in her hand, and then called a pretty girl in a black robe to the room.

"Master Hu, what's the matter with you?"

"Please help me prepare for my funeral."

"..."

After hearing this request, Miss Secretary closed her eyes and meditated for a while, then asked:

"Is this a new trick to trick people?"

"Of course not! How can there be a fool in this world who jokes about his funeral!"

Although Hu Tao is usually eccentric, she only attaches great importance to the life and death of yin and yang, and she doesn't want to play tricks at all.

But she didn't know that her words were like a battle axe, directly AOE to Zhongli.

"Then... what kind of terminal illness is Hall Master Hu suffering from? Do you need me to contact Bubulu?"

"No, I'm not sick, but..."

Hu Tao wanted to refuse at first, but after thinking about it, Bubulu should really contact her.

"It would be even better if Qiqi can attend my funeral. If possible, I want to carry her into the coffin."

"Chairman, the abduction and trafficking of young girls starts at three years, and the maximum penalty is death."

"I'm about to die, so I'm still afraid of the death penalty?"

What he said was as if Walnut was afraid of the death penalty on weekdays.

"Since there is no disease, how can you be dying?"

"Wuuuuu...I provoked someone I shouldn't have offended."

"Who is it? The Pastoral Hall's family has a great career, even Liyue Seven Stars can't drive the hall master to death, right?"

"It's Zhongli..."

Hu Tao's starry eyes are full of tears, as long as he is a native of Liyue, no matter how unruly his personality is, how much he likes to die, he will never dare to break ground on Lord Yan's head.

"Could Mr. Zhongli be some crooked dragon king? With one order, Liyue's 70 troops descended from the sky, intending to level our Xiangsheng Hall?"

"No, where did you hear that?"

"The novel sent by Mr. Xingqiu is written in this way."

"..."

Chapter 10. Look, it’s a coincidence, isn’t it?

"Zhongli's identity is more terrifying than you can imagine. What Xingqiu calls the Dragon King is simply incomparable to him."

"But, even if Mr. Zhongli is unfathomable, we have nothing to do with him?"

"You don't know... I often play tricks on Zhongli."

"Hey, I don't think you need to worry about this, hall master."

Miss Secretary covered her face with a smile and said:

"Mr. Zhongli is a magnanimous person, and he won't bear any grudges about the hall master's small actions."

"Really? Will he forgive me for stuffing a frog under his pillow?"

"I think so."

"Will you forgive me for pouring chili water into his teacup?"

"It's just a trivial matter. Mr. Zhongli has a broad mind."

"That……"

Walnut recalled his history of pranks, and asked cautiously:

"Is it okay if I cut a hole in his trousers and let him go out in crotch pants without him noticing?"

"I will prepare a one-stop funeral service for you. Do you want to be buried or cremated?"

"Cremation, I like to play with fire."

For this reason, Walnut used to wet the bed a lot when he was a child.

"Well, do you need to find someone to cry for the grave?"

"That's unnecessary. I want to make the funeral lively and happy, and I don't want to make it so sad."

"In that case, how about getting an actor to perform a dance song while the coffin is being carried to the crematorium?"

"Good idea! That's it!"

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"If you want to live as a mortal, you should hold your money in your own hands, not let others pay for it."

Back to reality, Zhongli re-examines his living conditions.

During this period of time, he lived quite leisurely, thinking that this was the life of ordinary people, but after being complained about by himself thousands of years ago, he realized that under normal circumstances, no one would pay for ordinary people.