Yuanshen, the girl's secrets are exposed at the beginning, and the chat group is frying pan

"Get salary every month, use limited money to buy the most cost-effective products, know how to compare and give up, um... interesting, it seems that this is the way of life of ordinary people."

Zhong Li, who understands the sufferings of the world, but has never really experienced the sufferings of the world, regards the troubles of the social animals as fun. At this moment, he is planning to sign a contract with Hu Tao, changing "all consumptions will be paid by Hu Tangzhu" to a certain amount of money every month into their own hands.

"Master Hu, I have something to do about this month's expenses...huh?"

But just when Zhongli was going to look for walnuts, he heard very dynamic music coming from the hall, which seemed to be played by brass pipes.

If you get closer, you can also find that there are various lights in the room, among which the red and green ones are the most dazzling.

Zhongli opened the door and went in, and saw six dark-skinned strong men, carrying a coffin, dancing to the music, very rhythmic, and another standing beside him, holding a black crutch to direct.

"What is this doing?"

I, Morax, have lived for tens of thousands of years, and I have never seen any formation... I have never seen such a formation.

"Ah, Mr. Zhongli."

Seeing Zhong Li approaching, Miss Secretary happily explained:

"Master Hu is doing a rehearsal for his funeral."

"Master Hu is young, why would he think of doing a rehearsal for the funeral?"

"Huh? Aren't you planning to put this brat to the Fa on the spot?"

"I didn't plan to do that."

"..."

Miss Secretary's smiling face disappeared and was replaced by a disappointed expression.

"Master Hu has played so many tricks on you, are you going to punish her?"

"It's just a small matter. If Master Hu really wants to apologize for what he did, I suggest you give me some more expenses."

But as soon as he finished speaking, Hu Tao yelled from inside the coffin:

"Even if I'm dead and buried in a coffin, I still have to shout out with this rotten vocal cord: You want to eat peaches!"

"..."

No one knows what happened after that, only that there was an extra coffin with a lid pressed by a huge stone in the hall of the Hall of Resurrection, and voices calling for help could be heard from time to time in the coffin.

For example: "Yes, it's leaking out! Let me out!"

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"You guys listen carefully."

At the same time, in Liyue's foreign trade company, Ke Qing was holding a portrait, admonishing her subordinates:

"If you see this person in Liyue territory, take her down immediately!"

In the portrait, a girl in a white dress with flowers on her hips is holding her hands on her hips, looking very proud.

"Who is she? What has she done?"

Hearing the question from his subordinates, Ke Qing replied:

"This person is very dangerous. He has already caused disasters in Mond, and he will come to Liyue today, so we have to be careful."

"Understood, let's do it now!"

The subordinates immediately planned to take action, handing over the portraits and orders to the Qianyan Army in various parts of Liyue.

"That's right! This woman's name is Ying, an honorary knight who claims to be Mond. They all opened their eyes and pricked up their ears to search carefully. We must not let her mess around!"

"Roger that!"

Ke Qing, who delivered orders to her subordinates in the company, was so heroic, but when everyone left, she buried her head in the desk, her face flushed with shame.

"Why would I be disturbed by a guy like that, really!"

Recalling the shy girl who wanted to refuse but still welcome in the video, Ke Qing wanted to dig a hole and bury herself in it.

"I do admit that she is a bit pretty, but she is a sea king. I will never entrust myself to this kind of person!"

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"Is this Liyue? There are so many delicious foods~!"

On the other side, as soon as Pimeng and Ying stepped into the territory of Liyue Port, the various stalls selling barbecue and chowder made little Pimeng's eyes shine.

"It's not a big deal, it's about to invite the fairy ceremony, and then there will be not only delicious food, but also beautiful girls."

"Invitation ceremony?"

"Well, summoning Emperor Yanwang to give a speech will give Liyue a development focus for the next era."

It is the same as the development focus of each new era in Civilization 6.

"I said, Ying, you, a person from another world, why do you know more than me, a guide?"

Paimon flew in front of Ying, with his hands on his hips and a look of suspicion.

"Don't worry about the information you got from strange people."

"Then shall we go to the immortal invitation ceremony?"

"Of course!"

The two came to watch and eat melons at the ceremony of inviting immortals held at Yujing Terrace.

Everything that happened in front of me was exactly the same as the video played in the exposure space, but the real person Ningguang saw on the spot was much more beautiful than in the video.

Immediately afterwards, the fake body of the emperor fell into the mortal world and died on the spot. Ningguang immediately sealed off the scene, surrounded by thousands of rock troops.

"Ah! Me, what should we do?"

Paimon was so flustered that he could barely speak.

"Haha! It's okay! We'll just wait here for these people to interrogate."

"Aren't you afraid of accidents?"

"Will something happen if you run away at this time?"

As soon as the words fell, the Qianyan army surrounded Yingtuan, and saw the leading soldier holding a painting in his hand, comparing it to Yingtuan several times, and then questioning:

"who are you!"

"Humph……"

Ying, who had learned from the past once, smiled slightly, and saw her with her hands on her hips, her chest straightened out, and she said confidently:

"I am an honorary knight of Mond City, and I am by no means a suspicious person."

"Mond's honorary knight, right? You're the one to catch!"

"???"

Chapter 11. My head is stuck

"What should we do... Ying! Will we be executed if this continues?"

In Liyue Prison, Paimeng flew around Ying, and the stardust scattered from her almost covered the dungeon floor.

"I don't know, I don't even understand why I was arrested."

"So! You were told to run away at that time! Why did you stay and cooperate with the inspection!"

"It's reasonable. I haven't done anything, and I have a decent identity. Why should I run away! And even if I run away, I will still be hunted down."

Ying thought about it for a long time, but she didn't feel that she had done anything wrong.

"By the way! Paimon! Can't you fly?"

Because Paimon was always by her side, Ying almost forgot about all the abnormalities on her body.

How can a normal person fly!Such a high degree of freedom and long-term floating in the air, even a fairy may not be able to do it.

"It can fly, what's wrong?"

"Then can you fly out of the cell and secretly take out the guard's key?"

"Do you take the iron bars of the cell as if they don't exist?"

"Have you forgotten how small you are?"

Paimon, too, always regards himself as a normal person.

"In that case..."

Little Paimon flew to the door of the cell, and then tried to stretch all his hands and feet out of the gap between the bars. After success, he tried to move the little butt out.

As the fattest part of Paimon's body, the buttocks were still not hindered.

"Yeah! No problem at all!"

Saying that, Paimon began to stuff his whole body into the gap of the prison door, and then...

"Oops, oops! My head is stuck!"

Paimon's whole body had already got out of the cell, only her head was stuck in the gap of the iron fence, no matter how much she tossed her body, she just couldn't fly out.

"Why is this happening? Is my head that big?!"

"..."

Ying looked at Paimon, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Her head is not big, the problem is that she has a huge round metal halo on her head, and it is the halo that is really stuck.

"No! Can't you take this thing off?!"

Of course Ying also knew that this thing couldn't get through the gap in the fence, and the reason why she insisted on letting Paimon get out was because she felt that this kind of decoration could be taken off at any time.

"I can't take it off! This is a part of my body!"

"what?!"

Ying and Paimon had been together for a long time, and this was the first time they learned about this setting.

"It's no wonder that when I hugged you to sleep, I always felt a tightness in my chest, and you didn't take off the halo even in the middle of the night."

"What does this have to do with my aura? Isn't it because your chest is so small that you feel flustered? There is no blocking effect at all."

"???"

Ying's blood pressure, which had been rising gradually due to the failure of the plan, was instantly full.

"Good emergency food! Either you rescued me today, or I ate you in the cell!"

"Why! Why am I the one being persecuted!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Get out of here!"

Ying grabbed Paimon's halo and squeezed her out of the door with the strength of eating coconut milk.

"No! Let's give up! Let's not do it!"

In this process, Paimon caught in the gap will inevitably bump and bump, causing her face to be in pain ">_<>

"Are you kidding! It's almost there! The whole body is out, and you can still be caught by a halo?"

"Stop it! You can't get out! No matter how you look at it, you can't get out!"

"What are you doing?"

Ke Qing, who was about to come to interrogate Ying, happened to witness the scene where the two were making a fuss.

what did she see?

Paimon was suspended outside the cell, while her head was stuck in the cell, facing Ying's waist.

And what about Ying?She was trying to squeeze Paimon's head out. In order to use more strength, Ying kept hitting Paimon's halo with her body, like hitting a door.

In fact, this understanding is not wrong. Compared with the average force, the explosive force generated in an instant can change the force level of the object, but the problem is...

From Keqing's point of view, Ying's posture and position of hitting Paimeng are very bad.

"I can't read it, but I'm shocked!"