Landlord with umbrella but no knife

"Oh, do you really think I'm stupid? Using all kinds of tricks to tease me? Hmm? I've been here on purpose these two days, getting intimate with other women, including Chu Zhaozhao... I deliberately told me not to come back at night, and then Is it time to come again? Jiang Yue, do you really think of me as those inexperienced, little girls?" Mu Huang said every word, her eyes quickly gathered into a gust of wind.

She put down the book and grabbed my skirt.

The sudden force of the fall caught me off guard so that I fell beside her.

"It's just a habit. Seeing a beautiful woman like you, there is always a... desire to get in touch with her. It's just a habit. If you don't like it..."

"Do you know what will happen if you provoke me?" Mu Huang's eyes turned cold, "As I said, you can play with those lovers as you like, and you can even take them home, as long as It doesn't affect my rest, it's fine.

But the premise is that I am not interested in you, we are just a superficial couple, then everything is fine.

But if I'm really interested in you.

Do you think your little lovers will be okay?

Um?The reason why I was soft on Chu Zhaozhao and helped her pay back the money was that I would not completely trample her to the point of being unable to turn over. I knew very well that she was not a threat to me, and she was my sister after all.

I do the same with you!

But today, unexpectedly, it was somewhat unprecedented. For the first time, I thought about men. Your actions made me feel vaguely uncomfortable, including you hugging those women. Of course, it’s not just hugs, my brain I can't imagine it for the time being, but when I think of you holding my hand, holding my hand with affection, yesterday's sweet words crazily praised my appearance and temperament, turned around and hugged someone else for a nap, and because of another woman Don't come home with me.

My mood is rapidly deteriorating.

Your actions like this have made what I didn't want to expect and demand from you, and it's not quite right.

Of course, I don't mind how you pick me up. Indeed, there were many men who used their knowledge, sold their superiority, and talked sweet words in front of me.

But I really don't seem to be tempted.

I accidentally went on a blind date with you, and also slept with you obsessively. It's okay, nothing happened now, otherwise... I'm afraid I have already made a move.

Jiang Yue, so... stop now, try to make me not interested in you as much as possible, otherwise, I am afraid that I will really lose control and exhaust you to death with feelings that I have never unsealed. Once the noose starts to tighten Well, I really don't know what's going to happen. "Muhuang's smile is even crueler than I imagined.

She reacted, she threatened me?

Then what?Her meaning is very clear, she responds to my sweet words, and she has expectations for my emotions.

She made it clear that she was jealous.

"Then I'm going to sleep on the sofa." My expression changed.

"Now you know you're afraid? When you took advantage of me before, what did you think?"

"You can't blame me, Muhuang. You didn't refuse at that time, and you didn't object. We look like husband and wife and live together. Then there must be... a little contact, no hugs or kisses? Just have a baby? How many times have you crossed?" steps.

Then when I get along with you, I can't make friends with the most familiar strangers, right?ah?Think about the reality, you look good, I can't even praise you, you are tempted, I don't have any intention to seduce you, since you have said so.

That brother, I quickly stopped. "I glanced at Muhuang, and said harsh words with a stern voice.

"Oh? Cowardly, what have you been thinking about these two days when the spring breeze is proud? Come out from me, go to Gu Ling's place to have fun, and you can still hug Chu Zhaozhao when you go home? Do you really regard my place as a transit point? Hmm ?” Mu Huang’s eyes also had a lot of rich emotions, and she began to treat me as a real, close relationship with the opposite sex that she likes.

No one can escape that law when a somewhat shady mood starts at home.

"That's what you said, okay, lovers and so on, it's also your own rules, you Muhuang is such a big goddess, is it possible that you still have to slap yourself in the face? Forget it, forget it, I won't say it, I will I can't afford it, I don't dare to provoke it anymore, I'm going to sleep outside now, on the sofa or in the guest room, let's sleep in separate beds.

I don't need to live, I'll talk about it when I have a baby.

I don't want to be restrained, I want my freedom, really..." I didn't dare to look at Muhuang, so I hurriedly opened the door and prepared to go out.

"Do you dare to go out?" Muhuang's voice sounded like a suffocating dagger, suddenly sounded from behind me.

"What...how? Now the freedom of navigation will be restricted? We agreed..."

"Say yes? No more, I've changed my mind. If you want to blame, you can blame yourself. You have to find the same feeling from me as those ordinary women, and you have to fall in love with me. If I say it, you will regret it... "

"When did you say that??"

"What are you talking about now, is there a problem?" Mu Huang's eyes seemed to have a rising dead light, and the door lock couldn't be turned at all. I watched her movements, like an American who wants to eat deer. Leopard.

"Then...then don't you give me some choice? Mu Huang, you can't be unreasonable."

"When I was reasonable, you were flirting with me emotionally. Now that I am unreasonable, what do you want to say to me? Mr. Ye is a good dragon? Didn't you like me very much yesterday? Didn't you praise me too much yesterday? Huh? I'm really tempted, but why are you so afraid? Jiang Yue? What are you afraid of? Afraid that I will eat you?

Let me tell you, I made me happy at night, maybe I can let you and your lover go, okay, come on, use your best to make me like you more.

Let me be more motivated to tighten the rope around your neck..." When Muhuang said this, she was actually very polite, that kind of tone that was neither salty nor weak, more shocking than any ferocious voice. People are creepy.

"Aren't you... If you can't coax me well, I'm going to die. If you coax me, you like me more. I'm going to die as well. Do I still have a choice?"

"Yes, you can choose, the left side of the bed, or the right side? I really don't know why you can speak to me so arrogantly in front of me, with such a tone, in such a relaxed and foolish way? You don't think you want Are you playing with my feelings?"

"How is it possible! Absolutely not!"

"Then since you haven't, I'll give you 10 minutes to take a shower, get over here, and let me take a good look. Is your heart dyed my color?"

"I'm just taking a small advantage. Is it necessary to kill you?" Muhuang's reaction was even more enthusiastic than I imagined.

"It's not called extermination, it's called reciprocity, huh."

Chapter 105 Mu Huang's Domestic Violence!Grass! (1/)

Am I afraid?

Of course not, probably when Muhuang started plotting loudly to strangle me to death, and said to put a knife on my neck.

This is more flirtatious than threatening.

I am temporarily immortal and invincible.

Of course, Muhuang may belong to that kind of woman, the more she likes you, the more she wants to torment you, just like the boy who liked female classmates when he was a child, and always made some noises, either releasing insects or...

It's just that the roles are reversed.

Now Mu Huang is that...bad student?

"Don't bring such a thing, Muhuang, I, I have no ambitions, I just want to be a landlord..."

"Let me just ask, why do you provoke me? Why do you want to be tempted by me?"

"No...I just think, um, how can I tease you...I just want to say hello, thinking that I can take advantage of it a little bit, and I can have something to say at home in the future...Who knows?"

"Oh? What do you mean, you still treat me as a little lover? Or, do you think I'm easy to fool? You can get it just by playing around with me? Jiang Yue? I found that you succeeded in getting me It's a little bit more angry." Mu Huang's dangerous flames began to dance.

"I, I'm going to take a shower first..."

"You should stand still first, lean against the wall and let me slap your stinky face hard."

"Muhuang, why are you so fierce? I, Jiang Yue, am also a well-known man. If I say take a bath first, then take a bath first!"

She sneered, like a tiger descending a mountain, no, it wasn't a tiger, this woman floated towards me somehow, as if she had turned on a phantom and came to me.

I didn't even see the movements of her hands clearly. In a daze, I was locked twice by her and pressed against the wall. Her arm, which didn't look strong, nailed me to death.

"What are you doing? Domestic violence? I yelled? Muhuang, let me tell you, don't be too arrogant, don't hit me in the face!"

"Then tell me, where am I going to fight?" She is so fierce and beautiful, this woman really has nothing to say, even if my throat is about to be locked... This kind of cold but not cold north wind howls in my heart when…

"Can you not fight..."

"You are like a pig's head on the chopping board now, tell me quickly! You have to make me angry, you have to be in front of me... How dare you play with my emotions?"

"I'm not playing with..." I couldn't speak out loud.

"You didn't play around. You said it just now, just to make fun of it? Look at it?"

"The premise is that you are my wife, please be reasonable, you, of course I want to live with you... I'm going to be engaged, I'm going to have a drink, don't you give me a kiss? You said you were looking for a lover... I Isn't it too unfair?"

Mu Huang thought for a while, then let go of my hand...

I try to hold her hand.

She knocked it out very crisply.

"Get off and take a shower first, and I'll explain it to you when I get back..."

"Don't think I'm afraid of you, I'm... This is a tactical retreat." I retreated a little timidly.

I really didn't count that Muhuangya is good at martial arts, I, Cao...

Isn't the probability of domestic violence going to increase greatly in the future?

Still, doesn't that feel better?

Who said that only women can pretend to be cute and pitiful?

What's more, when she heard the word wife, she was obviously weaker by two points.

The woman also longed for a family.

The current strategic goal, besides making Muhuang appear more connotative, more three-dimensional, and love me more in front of me, is to tear a hole in her lonely city, so that she can accommodate other lovers.

Does culture always have to be diverse... It really makes the Muhuang family say that what awaits me and her will be an increasingly lonely and autistic life.

"Do you still want to try? Is it true that you have never been beaten before?" When she threatened me with her body, she still said the same words, small friction, small scene.

"By the way, where is your mobile phone? Take it out and go to the bathroom. You don't need to bring your mobile phone~ Daily checks..."

"I've already put it on the bedside."

"Okay, I know you're not afraid of boiling water." There was a slight smile on the corner of Muhuang's mouth.

What I am best at is to control the size and make their originally lifeless and depressing room full of life.

If she is with me, don't think about wearing a graceful and luxurious mask all the time.

She has never been in a relationship before, a 28-year-old woman, this kind of business wealth obtained by relying on her mother and extreme strength, as long as she can support her heart, she will not propose a blind date. A proud woman does not need a blind date. The blind date is the last There is no way to compromise.

She hated her father so much, but subtly, she also had a very strong family concept.

I procrastinated in the bathroom on purpose.

Hands turned white from soaking in her bathtub.

"Are you drowning?" She knocked on the door, "I'll count to three, three two one, you didn't respond and I came in."

"I'm here, I'm here! I've only soaked for 40 minutes..."

"You don't even have a mobile phone, can you soak for 40 minutes?"

"What? You girls take a bath for 40 minutes? We boys can't do it? I haven't..."

Without hesitation, she came in directly. I forgot to lock the door, but if it was locked, she might be able to break it.

"Hey, you? What are you doing??"

"Didn't you say that we are going to get engaged, what do you want to see in the shower? Didn't you avoid suspicion at all when you watched me change my clothes yesterday? Aren't we a family? Heh..." Muhuang looked at me in panic Looking at it, he smiled unconsciously.

"I... okay, okay, I can't beat you..."

"I watched you wash, continue to wash?"

"I'm done washing, I'll wipe my body, okay, you go out first..."

"Why, there is something shady about me...I'm not even shy, why are you shy?"

"I'm really... making a fuss! Who do you look down on!" I stood up from the bathtub without hesitation.

Mu Huang's gaze didn't shift in the slightest.

"It's not strong enough. You eat so well every day. Sooner or later, you will become a fat man with a big belly. You have too few abdominal muscles. From tomorrow onwards, you can exercise for an hour every day~"

"I don't work out."

"Then I'll think about it, and break your scourge..." Mu Huang raised her eyebrows.

Damn, I was so scared that my hairs stood on end, and I felt chilly even standing in the hot water...

Shrinking, carefully brushing quickly.

"Can you wipe it clean? Run to my bed wet? Wipe it well!" Muhuang stopped immediately, and I rubbed it for several minutes with a tearless face before she ordered it. nod.

But in my heart, joy has blossomed.

"I've never seen such a fierce woman like you..."

"Regret? Let me tell you, you have no chance to regret it, understand? What you will face in the future is me like this. Whatever I say, you have to do. Since you like to provoke me, don't think about me and Gu It's the same as Ling, playing the game of pampering and doting, if you want me to measure you with a standard I like, then I will definitely, well. Strictly, correct all your bad thoughts!" Mu Huang was firm.

Chapter 106 Unsafe! (2/)

I was almost half carried back to the room by Muhuang.

In fact, it can't be counted as half-carrying, I'm holding Muhuang's waist, so it doesn't count, I will still win spiritually.

"Left or right?"