Landlord with umbrella but no knife

"what?"

"I said, sleep on the left side or sleep on the right side, this choice is still for you."

"It's fine to sleep next to you, what's left and right." I got under the covers angrily, and she patted my face.

"What a shameless and stupid man, but, I do have a little bit of jealousy and a little gaffe. You can't tell me what I look like at night, and no one else can see me. Do you understand?"

"Why am I shameless again? Let me tell you, sleeping next to you doesn't mean I've surrendered. You can't surrender with might. I understand everything." Of course I didn't speak loudly, because Muhuang had already come over.

"go on?"

"Muhuang, the material of your nightdress is really good, that..."

"Do you want me to introduce you where to buy it? How about you buy a set for each of them?"

"I just want to change the subject, shit, I... you... are you too bullying?"

"Then who allowed you to change the subject?" Muhuang kicked me lightly.

"Then I still have to bite the bullet and say something... a lover... I still like Zhaozhao and the others very much, and I like you very much. I really can't agree. You just blocked my other time like this, Lin Yiye I don’t need Shuang... Liu Yue, Zhao Zhao and Gu Ling... I absolutely want it."

"Absolutely? Why do you want to be absolute? I can tolerate you having three lovers? Then why can't I tolerate you having five, ten, dozens? Don't be ridiculous, I will make a start, and you will naturally have the rest to operate Opportunity."

"Then keep Gu Ling? Just Gu Ling?"

"Do you love Gu Ling so much?"

"Second only to your liking, Gu Ling is super nice to me..."

"You know, she has been looking for several houses recently, and she is going to give you a gift... You know that this woman is trying her best to make money in other things, but she has never raised a little boy, just like a brave , Money can only come in and out. In the past, every little thing in business had to be reimbursed. This kind of trivial oil and water had to be scraped. She would even ask me not to wear out-of-date clothes.

Such a woman actually wants to help you buy a family business now, tsk tsk, no wonder you can't forget her? "Muhuang held my face, so that my eyes would no longer wander around, and I could only look at her.

"..."

"Jiang Yue, do you think I will put such a big bomb around me? Let me tell you... I will help Gu Ling introduce someone she has to marry. The next divorce may be ten years later. She can get a lot of money again, but unfortunately, she will be 45 by then...You kind of bad thing who only likes to eat fresh food, it will be difficult to continue to be with her for a few more years.

Be more ruthless, and use some small means to make her conceive a child..."

"Don't talk, don't talk about Mu Huang, there is a picture! No! Absolutely not! You have to dare to do this! If you dare!" I gritted my teeth and looked at her.

"The eyes are so wide open? What's the matter? I dare, and then what? How are you going to deal with me? Come on, tell me, I'm a dead fish? But I'm a vast ocean~ Shouldn't she find a real home? ?”

"I'll elope with Gu Ling tomorrow!"

"Where can I escape?" Mu Huang raised her eyes, "As long as you're not going to Mars, as long as you're still here, I'll dig you out from the ends of the earth."

"Can you stop doing this?"

"Well, you are the husband I am about to marry, how can I allow you to be half-hearted? I am not so kind-hearted. If Chu Zhaozhao were your wife, maybe she would agree, and then be eaten by lovers , even you can't keep it, the end of being soft-hearted is often the ugliest..."

"Ming Media is marrying... It's not the right way to use it... Hey, you, do you want to go too far? I have become a vested interest and got the most benefits... I know it's too late to quit now, but, Muhuang, can you If you can't, just torture me, don't use a knife on them..."

"It's not enough to torture you. I'm a little bit reluctant. I wanted to beat you up just now. Your face is not enough, but now your face is panicked and cute. I haven't seen you like this for a long time. It's too emotional...you are really suitable to be my husband..." She chuckled.

"But you also know that without them, I would hold a grudge against you. Although I can't take revenge, everyone is still strangers in the end, completely collapsed, without any trust and love at all.

The me you like is the confident me cultivated in the environment where I have Gu Ling, Chu Zhaozhao and those lovers.

Rather than being kept in captivity by you, I completely listen to you, just like turning on a modifier, and I just pass the level casually.

This kind of life is doomed to be lifeless. Now that you have all the power and you have the chance to win, you have the final say, and you will lock up our lives at every turn. Is it interesting? "

"Seeing your anxious look, I find it very interesting..."

"Then you should keep them even more... In this way, you have the means to threaten me all the time, and I don't have to be instigated by you. You want to see me and you go into the grave of marriage, and everyone is emotionally devastated." Everyone?"

"I won't listen to your bewitching, follow my father's old path..."

"Chu Zhaozhao said... your father's biggest problem is that he procrastinates getting married for too long, and everyone fights to the death. Now that you are the core, you and I are going to get married soon. Others are I count on you, you are the righteous master, as long as you don't agree, it is cheating, you can get rid of them at any time, you are the righteous master."

"That's true. I became your wife. They really can't make trouble. I also hope to continue to be good friends with Gu Ling. After all, she is really a capable and shrewd bad woman."

Her smile finally had a bit of playfulness and sarcasm.

Of course, she didn't agree to keep Gu Ling because of what I said. This was what she had planned from the beginning. She just wanted to see me in a panic and make me unable to extricate myself from her fear.

"I really, I have a bad heart, please don't scare me..."

"Of course not. I don't want to scare you. You will soon put on that knowing face and rub my hand. Your movements are very skillful. It's not like now. Your forehead is sweating when the air conditioner is turned on... Hurry up Chacha, how pitiful, you scare the child like this." She couldn't help smiling.

I wiped off my sweat, and anger grew from my heart to my gallbladder.

"Muhuang, wait for me, I will go to the master tomorrow to learn about Bajiquan, so I won't make you cry! Let you know the status of the family, I..." I hugged her tightly.

"You still want to beat me to tears? Then should I beat you up on the spot before you learn? Before you finish practicing?"

"I can't even speak harsh words! I have never been wronged like this when I grow up."

"In the future, you will suffer more grievances. By my side, the more I like you, the more uncomfortable you will be..." She took my hand actively, interlocking her fingers tightly...

Of course she was dissatisfied with me holding her, and pulled me into her arms at once.

Chapter 107 She wants me to deliver food? (1/)

"Family status? What family status do you think you have?" Muhuang's shoulders are like an insurmountable horizon for me. The autumn water engulfs me like the sky, floating and sinking in the afterglow of her empire, making it difficult to enter the night.

"I don't admit it, I unilaterally declare that my family has the highest status!"

"What a disobedient brother who needs to be disciplined..."

"? Not a husband? Do you mean to look down on me? Then break up early so we can get together and relax. Life has dreams and each is wonderful. Thank you Muhuang for bringing me..."

"Scatter your head!" Muhuang quickly deployed her slender hands like poisonous snakes on my armpit.

"Coercion by force again? Again?"

"There is also a dimensionality reduction blow at the economic level, which one do you want?"

"Cough cough, my wife, I want to hear your heartbeat." Calling other people's wives and lords are so nasty, I have goosebumps, but Muhuang's face does not change. This woman is obviously more shameless than me. This kind of title, which is justifiable and justifiable, has the appearance of a high-ranking goddess, grass.

"Still beating? By the way... a dimensionality reduction blow!" A mischievous smile suddenly flashed in Muhuang's eyes.

"Husband?" She tried to call me, and my whole body was really creepy, not acting, the kind of little mouse being targeted by a poisonous snake, or me with residual blood bumping into a PA full of gods..

"Hehe, I know it's called my husband, ah... I'm getting better..."

"We're getting married soon, don't you, let me count your assets so I can arrange for you, monthly pocket money..."

"Muhuang, don't we have a pre-marital notarization, don't we have different opinions?"

"That's the time to stay on the surface as a couple, but you have to listen to my heartbeat. I don't want to take care of your financial lifeline? It's for your own good, I'm afraid you will spend money randomly?"

"Muhuang, don't do this! Let me tell you, my little money is a drop in the bucket for you, and you don't like it at all..."

"Then do you think I'll let you have a small treasury to raise a little wife? Don't you know anything about business? Economy means the right to speak and independence. You can give you some face with me.

But for those women who need to rely on you, of course I have to firmly put all their sources of income in my hands, or else I'll just throw them away.

For you, I will give you about 1 pocket money a month.

That's a lot, isn't it?You can ask me for reimbursement for the gas and phone bills of the car, but you must tell me the balance at the end of the month, and I will take time to check your expenses, and I will also give you a credit card. The limit is very high, but every payment I will also know the accounts.

That shouldn't be too much. "Mu Huang's tone became sophisticated again.

"Also... OK? That is to say, can my girls be kept?"

"Yes, keep the current scale. As for your remaining money, I will invest it for you. At that time, you can use it to buy a house, a car, and clothes for yourself...I won't ask about these, you are right It’s certainly not a big deal if you spend yourself a little extravagant.”

"It's okay, then I will give you all the money I have."

"Qi Feng also told me that you have ship investment with Lin Qianqu and other miscellaneous things that she helped you with. There are dividends. That investment has been replaced by mine. I will take the principal back and help you save it. , I will give you the dividends according to the order, as long as you live within my framework, as long as you don’t take everything out and use it like sand, the problem is not a big problem.”

"That's not enough, I'm saving money..."

"Also, you don't go to work every day, and I can't let you just idle like this, stay at home idle, there are always a few corners that I can't see, you go to work, I think about it, you want that kind of job It's so intense that you're so busy that you can't breathe, and you'll fall asleep after taking a shower when you get home at night~ Are you going to deliver food?"

"what?"

"I really know a friend of a friend's subordinate's subordinate's friend who contracted a small takeaway place. It seems that they are recruiting people there~ I don’t work much a day, 12 hours, money is not important, the main thing is grinding Do you want to practice your temper~ Every month there is an odd-number requirement for guarantee..."

"Muhuang! I will never agree! 12 hours? It's summer, do you want me to die?"

"Dead in 12 hours? But it's from 9 am to 21 pm~ Don't worry, you won't be too tired. You still have time to rest. I approve you to take a day off on weekends to accompany me.

If you do it for a full month, I will allow you to have one more girlfriend, and everyone's quota, including yourself, will increase by 1.

After working for five months, I can even let you go with Lin Qianqu? "

"Then you might as well give me an air conditioner in your company! I can't go anywhere all day long."

"It looks like you are doing things in a leisurely way, and there are always a few women in our company who are not fuel-efficient. What's more, if you are in the company, everyone must know that you are my husband. The salary standard is too different. Work a little If you don't work hard, you won't know how hard-earned money is and how beautiful life is.

If I don't torture you to the exhaustion, how can you only have me in your eyes? "Muhuang made the conspiracy very straightforward, quite straightforward.

The allure is also very strong.

Add a lover a month, and the quota can be increased.

But I know very well that this month will become extremely tormenting, and there is no contract involved. It depends entirely on her mood, and she can go back on her word at any time...

But I have no way not to agree.

Rather, I know she will definitely have similar means to make my lovers exist in name only.

One day off a week, she also wants me to go shopping with her.

One month is enough for her to operate back and forth, so that Lin Yiye Shuang's disintegration cannot be disintegrated.

To be reasonable, as long as I get out of Mu Huang's sight, even if it's delivery, I have plenty of ways...

What's more, did someone rule that Lin Qianqu couldn't order takeaway?

"Can the time be shortened?"

"Of course not, the conditions are already very favorable. After one month, if you really feel tired, you can come to my company, because at that time I will almost ask you to prepare for the wedding. After one or two months, I will also prepare for pregnancy. Already~" Muhuang is painting me a classic cake, although this cake is indeed full of sincerity.

"Well, I don't think I can refuse you..."

"Let's start from the day after tomorrow. After meeting the parents tomorrow, I will give you a little buffer time. You can say goodbye to your little lovers~"

"Farewell? It's only a month. They shouldn't leave me because of this month, as long as someone doesn't engage in any conspiracy~"

"I will not bully the weak~"

"Then what are you doing now?"

"I'm disciplining my husband, just assigning tasks." Mu Huang raised her eyebrows.

I smacked her sideways hard.

"You are really lucky to have met such a reasonable and good man like me."

"Are you making me laugh? But, it's okay, as long as you can persist for a month, I will admit that you are a good man~"

"You still need to admit it?" I looked at the ceiling helplessly, the magnificence immersed in the night, don't you want to sing for a while...

Chapter 108 She Didn't Love Me Enough. (2/)

"Honey, should you give me a taste of this pre-pregnancy emotional instant coffee?"

"Ok?"

"No, you're going to ask me to deliver food, and you're going to see your parents tomorrow, so there's nothing wrong with kissing or something?"

What nonsense, agreeing to Muhuang's so many conditions is almost giving her a profit, and giving her all the lifeline of the economy. There is only 1 pocket money left in a month, which is indeed a lot for ordinary people, but for me Said, this means that I can no longer spend money to pick up girls.

It is indeed possible for me to hide my private money, but Muhuang is reasonable and her eyes and hands are open to the sky, and it is indeed easy to find out if she spends a lot of money.

What's more, she may be able to see clearly my position as a delivery boy this month.

Working 12 hours a day basically eliminated all the possibilities for me to have feelings.

She indirectly took control of my life.

Of course I want her to give me a little upfront deposit, which is not too much to ask at this time.

"Then what the hell are you trying to do?"

"Gambling book disappears with the fragrance of tea, how can it be called an asshole? The Furong tent warms up the spring night, it is originally a victory but there are countless people in the world, what are you stigmatizing..."

"If you don't have so many lovers, I still agree, what a pity~" Muhuang hooked me with her hands.

"But it's really too much to ask you to wait for a month, but when you think about how many women you hugged just now, it's very generous for me to let you hug like this now, and how many times have you done it with Gu Ling?" She's not making excuses.