Cute new Two-dimensional life record

Cute new Two-dimensional life record Author: Second Battalion Commander

【brief introduction】

As a newcomer, she crossed over and became Shizuka Hiratsuka's distant relative, why was she kidnapped right away?Is this tune popular these days?

In order to save himself, the teenager can only rely on himself.

"Sure enough, with such a beginning, it is absolutely impossible to be normal later?"

Looking at the system in his mind, for the first time, the young man had the idea of ​​being torn apart.

All in all, this is a story in which the male protagonist is mixed between the daily and the extraordinary, and is moving towards the ultimate goal of spreading dog food.

PS: There will be a transformation plot at the beginning of this book, please skip the first few chapters if you feel poisonous, but there will never be developments such as lily, gender conversion and orientation change.

(Updates are generally two updates a day, one chapter at noon and one chapter in the evening. If there is an accident, it may be slightly delayed, but generally it will not be pigeonholed!)

① A new life through time travel

Chapter 1 What to do if you are kidnapped after time travelling, waiting online (repaired)

Ye Xiaotian is very entangled now, he is hesitating whether to open his eyes, although what happened before is unimaginable, but the pain and strangeness coming from his body now make him have to face up to this situation.

He's fucking time-traveled.

And it was still a soul wear, transmigrating to a 17-year-old boy!

The most important thing is that this guy is still kidnapped!

How can people play with this? !

Well, let's put this matter aside and let's go over what happened from the beginning.

As a socialist country that grew up in the 21st century and could not become refined after the founding of the People’s Republic of China, what I have accepted since childhood is the great idea of ​​gcism. abandoned.

Although there are always news reports of some supernatural events from time to time, Ye Xiaotian, as a five-good young man in the new era, never takes it seriously.

"Fucking ghosts, aliens, do you think reality is a fantasy novel? I'll give you big news every now and then? Young man, take good care of yourself and stop daydreaming!"

Ye Xiaotian remembered what he said to the classmate in the class who was always talking about supernatural news and time-travel novels, and the guys around him also nodded their heads in agreement.

As a result, he was slapped in the face that night.

Ye Xiaotian, who just entered university, was admitted to a university in this city, and the school had very strict requirements for accommodation, so he didn't live on campus, but lived in his own home.

"The school's dormitory for four people is good, but I don't want to share a room with a few big men. It would be nice to stay in my own home."

That's what he told his family.

So that night, he also nestled in the bedroom with a happy face, sitting in front of the computer and playing the handheld while looking at the senior's thigh prpr on the computer.

"So, what the hell are all the animations these days? Have you given up on the plot and just made episode 0 to sell meat? Although I admit that I am shamefully stubborn, but there is a ghost to use, so I can't do more A male protagonist who is not impotent and has a negative EQ?"

Looking at An Yilunye's shit-like EQ and operation on the screen, some girls would post it back, and even hesitated, Ye Xiaotian was speechless.

"Then what would you do if it were you?"

"Me? That's nonsense, of course I got it, and then I had sex, and then let her name appear in my household registration book, and finally became the mother of my child! Such a good girl, I don't know why some people hesitate. ... huh?"

While talking, Ye Xiaotian felt something was wrong, who was he talking to just now?

Subconsciously pausing the animation, Ye Xiaotian turned around, and saw a tall and handsome man in jeans and a shirt sitting on his bed, eating potato chips that he had stored as food.

"That..." Ye Xiaotian, who had been bold and careless since he was a child, didn't know how to shout at this time, but asked in a daze, "Brother, who are you?"

"That's a good question!" The man threw the potato chips in his hand and clapped his hands.

"Snapped!"

Then the young man felt that the whole world had changed, everything in the room was shaken apart, and he was suddenly suspended in the air.

The panicked Ye Xiaotian finally shouted, but no matter how loud his voice was, no one rushed in.

"Young man." The unknown man floated to Ye Xiaotian's side, hooked his neck, and pointed to the screen floating in front of his eyes, "What do you think of this guy?"

He was referring to An Yilun who was the leading actor.

"Eh..." Ye Xiaotian, who seemed to realize that he was not in danger, faced this series of uncommon things. Although he hadn't believed in this series of uncommon things for more than ten years, his ability to accept it was also very fast. In seconds, he replied, "I'm not happy."

"why?"

"Emotional intelligence is so low, what kind of actor is he so dawdling? Sooner or later, he will be killed by a tauren!"

"Bingo, you really have a common language with me, so it's you!" The man snapped his fingers with a happy face.

"Then what, who are you? What do you mean?"

"Me?" The man smiled slightly, opened his upper arms and introduced himself, "You don't need to know the name, you can call me Lord God, I'm here to fulfill your wish."

"what?"

"Is it hard to understand? That's right, after all, you have always held a negative attitude towards such uncommon things, but just like this, you also have extremely high expectations for contacting such things in your heart, so I will come gone."

Ye Xiaotian was shocked when he was told that he had lost his mind. Although he didn't want to believe it, the scene in front of him made him, a teenager who had been receiving normal education, have to believe it.

"Okay, let's not talk much. I see that you have amazing bones and a high level of consciousness. How about being a hero through the world?" The man didn't bother to explain.

"Hey, hey, what the hell is time-traveling! And the hero is a piece of wool! I haven't agreed yet! I was just talking casually just now!!!"

Ye Xiaotian stepped back while shouting.

"It's useless to say more, I like you little guy very much, you must obey me today."

"Friend, God, don't be so gay! I don't want to go! Can't you find someone else?" Ye Xiaotian finally understood what it meant to be unable to speak out at this moment.

"It's hard for me to say that, after all, this month's target has not been completed yet! Don't worry, a wonderful time travel journey is waiting for you, let's go!" While saying something terrible, he grabbed the boy's arm Collar, the guy who claimed to be a god recognized him.

Then, before Ye Xiaotian had time to curse, his eyes went dark and he passed out.

When he woke up, he felt that he was being carried by several people.

And he could clearly hear that the other party was not speaking Chinese, but Japanese, but he understood everything verbatim, so he realized that he should have time-traveled.

Time travel is time travel, but why was he kidnapped directly?By the way, where is this place?

Without opening his eyes, Ye Xiaotian, who had been pretending to be dizzy, was carried into what looked like an abandoned factory, a place that often appeared in kidnapper movies.

"Brother, can you really get money by catching this brat? Obviously his parents have already died."

"It's better to hang up. Wouldn't it be easier to deal with those inheritances, and his current guardian drives a sports car, so he will have no money? Hurry up and contact this kid's guardian."

While pretending to be dizzy and listening to the conversation of several kidnappers, Ye Xiaotian also learned some information, that is, these guys came here for the inheritance of his two parents who died before they met, it can be said that he poured blood Moldy, time travel to this guy to suffer.

"A large number of unfused memories were detected and fusion began."

Suddenly, a strange voice came from my mind, and then a large amount of information appeared in my mind, skipping one by one like a slide show.

While accepting the memory, he had to remain in a coma without being discovered, which made him feel extremely uncomfortable.

But fortunately, this pain came and went quickly, Ye Xiaotian who absorbed all the memories also knew the name of his current body.

Hiratsuka Yuki.

A surname that can be directly associated with a violent woman, coupled with an unlucky first name, made him feel a lot of hesitation about his future life.

"But before that, let's find a way to get rid of the current situation. System, you said that I can have another chance to draw newcomers, right?"

That's right, the moment he absorbed the memories of his predecessor, he, as the golden finger of the traverser, also officially went online.

"Yes, host, the newcomer reward draw after you travel again can be held."

"Sa, the test of whether you are a European depends on this moment."

Ye Xiaotian, who should be called Hiratsuka Xuehui now, in order to save himself, he can only pin his hopes on this lottery draw.

As a newcomer, after thinking about it for a long time, I still come to Shuke, newcomers please collect it!

Can Chapter 2 be returned (repaired)

Following Xue Hui's order, a roulette wheel appeared in his mind, just like in those systematic novels, with dozens of prizes listed there.

At a glance, as a novice lottery, there are quite a lot of good things on it. Items such as the burning fruit in the devil fruit, Kamen Rider's transformation belt, abilities include Dugu Nine Swords, telekinesis and other abilities, of course there are also Not to mention some weird items.

Of course, although there are many things, but the roulette is so big, there are not many grids divided into each grid, especially the grids of those powerful things are even smaller.

"It seems that this lottery is not so easy to fool. System, let's start."

Xue Hui looked at the roulette in front of him and called the system.

Then, the wheel starts to spin, while a pointer extends from the center, waiting for the wheel to stop.

"All the European admirals in the group, please give me your Ori. We'll see if the little brother can survive this test. Stop!"

With that sound of stopping, the roulette slowly slowed down, and each reward item became visible to the naked eye again.

"Oh oh oh, super power, super power, ah, it's over, and the devil fruit is also good, ah, it's been two laps and it still doesn't stop? Although the singing ability is good, it's useless now. Do you want me to sing to confuse them? I It's not Lin Mingmei! Ah, stop, stop, stop... stop......"

Looking at the pointer is quite worthwhile. Although Xue Hui has been pretending to sleep physically, but in his consciousness, he knows that he is definitely in a state of petrification.

"Hehe...hehe...I knew that nothing good would happen in the so-called time travel. Sure enough, even your system wants to trick me, right?"

"Host, please don't say that. As a tool that only serves the host, this system is definitely a fair and just existence, and the items obtained in this lottery are definitely among the top five among all prizes, which also proves that the host absolutely has European descent."

"I don't want this kind of European blood at all!!!"

Feeling the prize blending with him little by little, Xue Hui exhaled his attribute panel wanting to cry without tears.

Name: Hiratsuka Xuehui (Ye Xiaotian)

Age: 17

Occupation: student, traveler

Strength: E—C

Agility: E—B

Intelligence: E

Charm: D—S

(Level E is the level of ordinary people)

Looking at this attribute, Xue Hui wasn't too surprised. He also felt the strength of this body after he woke up. Although it was healthy, it was still in the category of ordinary people.

As for the change span of strength, agility, and charisma, it was the ghosts of the prizes I got in this lottery.

Current ability: Magical girl Akami Homura, acquires the abilities and skills of the magical girl Akami Homura, can gain powerful power by transforming into a magical girl, and the attribute value can be greatly changed (this ability does not include Akami Homura's reincarnation ability).

That's right, he is a big man, a handsome young man in his prime, and he has the ability to become a magical girl!

I'm glad I got the ability, but it's a magical girl!

Although Akami Homura is very beautiful, even her charm is S rank, but she is a magical girl!

"Hey, system, can I return the product?"

"The extracted ability has been fused and will not be returned. Host, power is not good or bad, just be strong."

"Then you can't make a magical girl!!! And why can I, a big man, get this ability!"

"..."

"Uh, system? Is it still there?"

"...Ding! The side mission is started. Mission objective: Get rid of the kidnappers by yourself.

Completion reward: 500 exchange points

Failure penalty: being torn apart. "

Then, after a slight stutter, there was another item under the task list.

"Additional goal: get 50 exchange points for every kidnapper you kill (optional)."

"It's so blunt to change the subject, your system is definitely intelligent! Alas, and it will be wiped out if it fails... However, I just didn't get angry."

As he said that, Xue Hui opened his eyes with inexplicable red light, and looked at the kidnappers who tied him up and surrounded him.

A few meters in front of him, the kidnapper who was obviously the leader was on the phone.