Cute new Two-dimensional life record

As a newcomer, she crossed over and became Shizuka Hiratsuka's distant relative, why was she kidnapped right away?Is this tune popular these days?
In order to save himself, the teenager can only rely on himself.
"Sure enough, with such a beginning, it is absolutely impossible to be normal later?"
Looking at the system in his mind, for the first time, the young man had the idea of ​​being torn apart.
All in all, this is a story in which the male protagonist is mixed between the daily and the extraordinary, and is moving towards the ultimate goal of spreading dog food.
PS: There will be a transformation plot at the beginning of this book, please skip the first few chapters if you feel poisonous, but there will never be developments such as lily, gender conversion and orientation change.
(Updates are generally two updates a day, one chapter at noon and one chapter in the evening. If there is an accident, it may be slightly delayed, but generally it will not be pigeonholed!)