Cute new Two-dimensional life record

In the morning, in the bedroom.

Said that Xuehui in the dream moved his body, suddenly felt a cold feeling in his ears, and couldn't help but opened his eyes.

"Um... so cold, so hard... Ah yes, it's on the floor."

Sitting up rubbing his neck, which had been stiff all night, Xue Hui felt his whole body was stiff and uncomfortable, and there was only a thin quilt on his body.

"My treatment is too bad. Last night I did my best, um... my big waist, I'd better take it easy in the future. All the sex and the like are deceiving people. I haven't reached that level yet for such a thing. Fortunately, I am in good health, and I am still alive and well..."

Xuehui felt that he didn't need to look in the mirror to know that his complexion must be very ugly...

Looking up at the bed, Xue Nai and the others were huddled together on the same bed and sleeping soundly.

Well, five...

I don't know what happened to Shi Yu and Yang Nai last night, but in the end everyone was fooled, even sister Xiao Jing came to join in the fun.I asked Sanae from Moriya Shrine to help me make a talisman with super anti-birth effect, but now it is used for this kind of thing. If Sanae finds out, she will go crazy...

All in all, due to various reasons, last night can be said to be a complete nonsense.In the end, they all felt comfortable, but because of the size of the bed, Xue Hui was driven to the floor.At that time, he was really tired and sleepy, so he didn't go out to other rooms, and fell asleep as soon as he lay down.

"Although my bed was chosen to be too big when I bought it, it's a miracle that I can sleep all of you."

Putting on the pajamas that were thrown on the ground, Xue Hui walked over and looked at the several people who were covered with two quilts and were leaning together.Sister Xiaojing was sleeping alone in a corner against the wall, breathing calmly.The two sisters, Yang Nai and Xue Nai hug each other, and they look quite harmonious.

Emmmmm~Shiyu and Yinglili, Yinglili is being hugged tightly by Shiyu from behind at the moment, like hugging a pillow, the whole body shakes from time to time, and her face looks a little scared, probably What a nightmare.

"Well, since you haven't woken up yet, let's sleep for a while."

After moving his back, Xue Hui suddenly felt tired, so he had to smile wryly and slowly left the room.

After washing up, he went to the kitchen to make breakfast.

"So, my host is really miserable. I was tired last night, and I have to make breakfast in the morning. It seems that there are disadvantages to being in good health. One person can be used by several people. Well, today Eat more hard-boiled eggs, although I know the effect is not great, but at least there is some psychological comfort."

After about half an hour, Yukino and the others had washed up one by one.However, he didn't say a word about what happened last night, and sat quietly at the dining table and had breakfast.

Looking left and right, Xue Hui decided it was better not to say anything, let's eat first.

Just thinking about it, a pair of chopsticks held a poached egg and handed it to Xuehui's plate.Looking up, I saw Shi Yu was smiling and said: "Honey, you worked hard last night, eat more and make up for it~"

"Puff...cough cough cough..." Xue Nai and Ying Lili on the side finally couldn't maintain a calm expression at this moment, their faces flushed with embarrassment, and then they also glared at Shi Yu in unison.

The one who agreed not to mention this matter before is really a bad guy!

Xue Hui decided to ignore the grievances and entanglements between these girls, and calmly picked up the quilt and took a sip of milk.

Starting tomorrow, get back into the exercise routine...  

Today is Friday, and it will be the weekend again.When he came to the classroom, Xue Hui finally let out a sigh of relief and collapsed on the table.

Hikigu Hachiman, who had been confronted by him for a few minutes, propped himself up on the table, observed Xuehui for himself, and couldn't help but ask: "Hey, are you not in good health? Your complexion is a little bad."

"Ah, is it so obvious?" Raising his eyelids, Xuehui raised his hand to pinch his cheek after seeing Hikigu nod, and said with a frown, "The nutritional supplements are pretty good this morning. It should be fine to look in the mirror."

"Well... It should be said that it is not a single aspect. Overall, your condition seems to be a bit bad. It may be because you have not been in poor condition on weekdays, so you can tell it at a glance." Thinking for a while, Bi Qigu He raised his finger and explained.

"Is that so?" Xue Hui nodded with his cheek on the table, then covered his big waist that was still aching, and said with a sigh, "It can't be said that the condition is not good, it can only be said that it is An annoyance that a virgin like you won't understand."

"...Ah, I'm really sorry I'm a virgin." Hikigu felt that if it was the situation in the animation, there should be several "well" characters on his forehead by now, right?

By the way, why do you see it?Ah yes, after all, Yui and Yukinoshita are best friends, so there will definitely be relevant information.

However, Xue Hui's situation is understood.Seriously, is it really that bad?No, no, no, this should be because of Xue Hui's own death, opening a harem or something, a man only has two eggs!

"emmmmm~ I hope I won't only be able to see you in photos in the future, Mr. Vice President."

"Don't worry, your wish won't come true. I'm just not used to it for the time being. I just need to exercise a little bit. To be honest, I haven't exercised for a long time. I'm starting a company and I have to be a home cook at the same time." , I didn’t exercise well at all, so it’s not okay to go on like this.” While talking, Xuehui sat up, observed Biqigu, and suggested, “Hey, Biqigu, let’s go to the gym to exercise together on weekends, you With such a small body, I think it will be bad after the age of 30."

When Bi Qigu heard this, he immediately lowered his proud head: "Please don't set a flag for me like this! I'll go, can't I go!"

"No no no, I am not setting a flag. You have to know that if a boy's body does not insist on exercising and maintaining his body, no matter how confident he is, he will go downhill. It will be too late to save it!"

"Are you an expert invited by the health care column?" After Bi Qigu complained to Xuehui, he accepted his fate.However, Yubihama often complains that he is too poor in sports, so it's not bad to exercise properly.

After resting for a whole day, Xue Hui finally recovered in the afternoon.

However, a certain Miss Shiyu doesn't seem to plan to let him go.

"Hey, Mr. Xuehui, let's buy soft-shelled turtles to eat tonight!"

As soon as Shiwa said this, the faces of Eirari and Yukino turned red, and Hikigaya Hachiman said that I don't know anything, only Yui Hihama looked around with a puzzled expression.

Regarding this, Xuehui felt that he couldn't back down, nodded calmly, and said, "Turtle, it's ok. Let's buy two after school. It shouldn't be complicated to make. I'll study it, and I can definitely eat it at night."

'Mistake... Mistake, Mr. Xuehui was already prepared! '

Shi Yu looked at Xue Hui's calm and confident expression, and knew that the series of words he had prepared later were useless.

However, the soft-shelled turtle should be quite delicious.

Chapter 322 This is the student union, not a love consultation room!

Well, let's not talk about the soft-shelled turtle, the student union has a lot of things to deal with every day.

Xue Nai picked up the small letterbox in the corner that she took back after class just now, put it on the table, and said to everyone: "When I got it back, I felt that there were quite a lot of letters this time."

"Ah~~~ I wonder if there will be something interesting?" Yubihama immediately jumped up happily when he saw it.

This mailbox evolved from the service department. The student union specially set up a suggestion box for students to tell their troubles or opinions to the student union for effective unified processing.

Up to now, I have checked once a week. Although most of them are pure adolescents and girls’ troubles, there are occasionally some opinions or complaints that are beneficial to school management and development, and the effect is not bad.

Bi Qigu is quite concerned about such things. In his words, since he started to deal with this kind of thing, he found that there are many people who are more troubled than him.

"We don't do this kind of thing for fun, we need to be more serious." While speaking, Xue Nai took out the key and opened the mailbox, and poured out the note or official envelope inside.

Xue Hui picked up one of them, opened it and began to look at it: "There are about 30 or so, let me take a look at the first one. Well... Hello everyone from the student union, I am a A student in the first grade, I have a brother who is one year older than me. That guy has found a girlfriend recently, and he often comes back late, and he doesn’t care as much about my sister as before. I feel very uncomfortable. What should I do? How do I get him to focus on me again?"

"..."

After hearing Xue Hui read out the content on this piece of paper, everyone was dumbfounded.

Shi Yu, who was just here to join in the fun, immediately took out a small notebook and a pen after a brief surprise and wrote: "I feel that I have encountered a good subject! My sister is jealous because of her brother's love affair." The heart, but the elder brother knows nothing, is he immersed in love? The troubles of the brother controlling the younger sister, what about the theme of German orthopedics~ Xuehui Xuehui, I think I have inspired again, the next book I have an idea for a novel!"

"Forget it, prepare for the exam with peace of mind now!" I flicked Shi Yu's forehead to stop the development of her brain, in case Xue Hui waved the paper in his hand to read it after a copy of my sister's outline appeared. Looking at the crowd, "Well, what should I do? This younger sister has a serious tendency to be controlled by brothers. It's dangerous when the older brother focuses on the younger sister!"

"Although we accept other people's troubles here, the problem of family ethics is not easy to solve." Xue Nai said with some distress at this time, "If you really want to solve such a problem, of course you have to communicate face to face. There are signature?"

Xue Hui laid the paper flat on the table, except for what he read just now, it didn't have any name or signature.

"There is no signature, so this matter, will we talk about it on Tuesday's noon broadcast?" Holding her chin, Ying Lili asked with a look of embarrassment. She and Yubihama are in charge of next week's broadcast, saying that this tendency The content of the ambiguous commission is really a bit shameful, she would rather talk about things like love than touch this kind of thing.

At this moment, Xue Nai, who thought about it for a while, concluded: "Let's talk about it, but you can't directly talk about the above content, use some more obscure words, and let me write this reply. Okay, everyone, hurry up and read other Content."

Then, everyone looked up one by one.

"Vice President Hiratsuka is devoid of conscience, he doesn't give us single men a way out, please let the first graders and the juniors who are about to enter Sobu High be spared, so that we have a chance to leave the group? Hiratsuka? You are really angry. .” Hikigu Hachiman looked at the note in his hand and showed a playful smile.

After Shiyu looked at the note in his hand that contained no important information, he listened to what Hikigu read out, and said with a smile: "Oh~ junior girl, by the way, I have seen a lot of cute girls in the first grade. Yes, like Isiroha who came to the service department before, and Taiga...ah, by the way, Taiga has transferred to another school long ago, the little one, I really miss it~"

Dahe sauce has been hidden for more than 200 chapters, so it's better not to pull it out and whip the corpse.

Cursing his lips, Xue Hui said with a displeased face: "I'm not interested in harming others anymore, we are family members."

Although it is said that Yukino and the others are already named Hiratsuka, in order not to cause too much impact, Xuehui still did not let them change their names during the remaining year of high school, and it is better to maintain the status quo.As for the ring, because the diamond ring was too conspicuous, they asked Xue Hui to buy a new ring. Although it was still very noticeable, it was better than the diamond ring.After all, if the show continues, Zong Wugao probably will have a cult organization called "FFF Group".

Looking at the content one by one, some irrelevant complaints were filtered out, leaving six or seven content that needed to be answered seriously, and then, the last one in Xue Nai's hand was left.

"Hello, seniors and sisters of the student union, the content of this commission is not for myself, but for my friends. Recently, she fell in love with a boy in the next class, and both of them are in the same class. There are fewer and fewer clubs. Originally, she expected the two of them to have further development, but found that the other party was a two-dimensional otaku who couldn't help himself, always talking about finding a perfect two-dimensional wife or something. She I am very troubled about this matter, and I can't find a solution, so I hope that everyone who is a student can give me some help. Ah, of course, when you read this letter, someone should be able to guess what I said Who is it? Also, please don’t reveal that I wrote this letter, please! (>▽<)”

After listening to Xue Nai read it word by word, Xue Hui said with some distress: "Let's not talk about the inexplicable words after that, when did our student union become a love counseling center? Can't we talk about other troubles, no? The counseling room of a bosom brother and a bosom sister.”

"Well, Xuehui-kun, don't be like this. Aren't most of the troubles of high school students related to love? This is the beautiful youth~" Yubihama said with a face of indifference, but hoped for such a love Consult a little more.

"Let's not talk about the proportion of topics. What do the last few words mean in this girl's letter? Does anyone know who she is referring to? As for clubs, there are many in the school." Xue Nai put down the letter paper and started I thought about it.

At this time, Ying Lili raised her hand: "Well, I think I know who it is, it should be a junior from the art department. Coincidentally, I also want to talk about the current situation of the art department."

Well, now it looks like it's not just about love either.

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Let’s start a little daily sideline, let’s find a few more interesting supporting characters to appear on the stage, it won’t be too long, everyone should know who they are~

Chapter 323 Art department with various problems

Next, everyone's confusion will be explained by Ying Lili.

After organizing the language, Ying Lili began to say: "Let's talk about this junior first. She is a first-year class C student. Her name is Usami Mizuki. She looks cute. I think it was around November. I joined the art department when I was young. At that time, I would go to the art department every three days. The girl joined the art department because she liked to draw, but she was only a beginner. Because she was a girl, and when she was painting He is very serious, so I will help when I am not busy. I did not expect that child to be quite talented, and he learns very quickly~"

While speaking, Ying Lili also showed a smile on her face.

Seeing her like this, Shi Yu raised her eyebrows and said, "Why do you feel that Ying Lili seems to be talking about the younger generation, obviously the other party is only one year younger than her. Hmm~~~ I want to Want a baby?"

"No road race! Don't compare me with you! Believe it or not, I will reward you with a starburst ponytail cut!" Glaring at Shi Yu, Ying Lili also symbolically flicked her double ponytails.

It has to be said that Ying Lili's double ponytail attack is still very lethal, and now she even has a name, although it is plagiarized from Starburst Abandoning Healing Cut.

Seeing that Shiyu stopped talking, Yinglili gave a proud "hum" and continued: "The boy Usami likes in that letter, I think it should be the first-year class D who has just joined for about a month. , the boy called Uchizuki Subaru. But I don’t know the two-dimensional character mentioned in the letter, and the paper man’s wife and so on. It’s true that more and more boys have become like this. I’ve heard several times A first-year boy was discussing this. But recently, the wives of the paper figurines have been replaced by Asuna."

Emmmmm~~ Hearing this, Xue Hui said that he was also very helpless. This only shows that the character is popular, doesn't it?It is estimated that by the time of the summer exhibition, there will be a bunch of notebooks, and I am really a little sad...

But now is not the time to discuss the paper man's wife. He looked at Ying Lili and said, "So, the love problem this time is about Ying Lili's two juniors in the art department? Then you have other questions about the art department." What's bothering you?"

"If you are troubled, yes." Ying Lili nodded, and said with some distress, "Well, do you know how many people there were when the art department had the largest number?"

"How many?"

"35."

"This... so many? There are only less than 20 people in the football club!" Yuihama Yui said in surprise, because she and Miura Yuiko are friends, so she knows something about the football club indirectly.

In schools, generally only sports clubs have so many people. For example, literature clubs and handicraft clubs in schools only have seven or eight people.

Xue Nai also thought about it at this time, and said: "There are so many people in the art department, it should be because of Ying Lili's relationship."

Ying Lili blushed, nodded and said: "Because of me, many boys joined the art department before, so there are so many people. Although I know they have other plans, but after every club activity They all attended on time, and the minister didn't let them forcefully quit the club. But later, I stayed in the service department for a long time, and later joined the student union. After I quit the art department, the number of clubs began to drop sharply. And because the third grade They are about to graduate, and there are not many people who are still attending club activities on time."

"Does the head of your art department not care? Also, if the club has less than five members, it cannot be established." Xue Hui said with a frown at this time.

"The minister's words... the third grade minister originally wanted me to succeed him after he stepped down, but I wanted to work in the student union, so I rejected it. The current minister position is held by a boy from the second grade. The ability to draw is really great, oil painting and sketching are no worse than mine, but my personality is a bit lazy, I can't be a good manager." When talking about the minister, Ying Lili also showed a headache expression, " The art department is also where I stayed for nearly two years, and I don't want it to gradually decline, so I thought of going to the art department with everyone to discuss how to increase the number of members."

"Is it necessary to increase the number of members? It is indeed something that every club that wants to grow must consider." Xue Nai nodded, then stood up, looked at everyone and said, "Since the two things are about the art department , then let’s go together, to the art department.”

Just do what you say, and everyone left the student council room together and came to the classroom of the art department.

Ying Lili stood in front and knocked on the classroom door.

"Hi~~Come open the door right away~" It was a cute-sounding girl who spoke, and then accompanied by a burst of brisk footsteps, the door of the club room was opened.

"Senior Yinglili! Huh? Ah! The president, vice president, and other seniors from the student union are all here? This... is this because of something?"

Appearing in front of everyone was a cute looking girl with bob hair and a bunny hairpin in her bangs, she should be Usami Mizuki.

However, the girl seems to be very nervous now.

Xue Hui also guessed what the other party was worried about, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, we are not here to ask about the number of personnel in the art department. If we really want to say this, we will have to wait until the next semester begins."

"Woo... Isn't this almost the same..." The girl still had a bitter face when she heard it, and she didn't look happy at all.

"Xuehui is also true, don't scare Usami, she is easy to be startled." After shaking Xuehui's arm, signaling him not to joke, he said to the trembling girl: "Don't worry. , with me here, the art department won’t end. But for now, let’s go in first.”

"Ah? Ah! I'm sorry, everyone, please come in!" Usami Mizuki also reflected, and immediately stepped aside to let everyone in.

The art department is still using a large classroom, but the people in it can no longer be described as pitiful, there are only three people! ! !

And one of the boys actually set up a sofa here and slept wearing a blindfold?

Usami Mizuki also found out, and immediately rushed over in embarrassment, punching the boy in the face.

"Minister! Wake up to me!!!"

"Hmm... It hurts just looking at it." Xue Hui couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth when he saw the boy's whole face tilted away.Ignoring the minister who woke up leisurely, he was reminded by Hikigu, and looked at a chair on the other side of the club classroom, where a teenager was working hard on the canvas in front of him. I noticed someone coming in.

It's just...it would have been better if he was drawing a statue or an object instead of a magical girl with a wand.

As he strode over, Xue Hui also had some thoughts in his mind.The boy in front of me is obviously the boy named Inner Curly, and his painting skills are really high!

At this time, Hikigu also came over, looked at the boy, and whispered, "This guy's talent is really against the norm in the art department."