After swapping bodies with green tea sister

Author: ink dirty

Mu Zhili finally apologized.

The way that guy apologized was really ridiculous. He knocked on the door. When I went out, the guy had already placed the cake he went out to buy at the door of the room, and instantly disappeared into the dark.

Really... Am I a biting puppy...?

And this guy really ate all the meat, right? Wow, how can I repair it? Do you really think that 30 yuan of cheap desserts can coax me well?You greedy bad woman, I use my integrity to get delicious food, woo woo woo~~~

I was so angry that I swallowed half of the cake raw.

I really can't eat the remaining half, and Mu Zhili's stomach is like feeding a cat.This makes me extremely uncomfortable as a foodie.

I wonder how the cake can't be wasted, right?Just send it to Mu Zhili.

At this time, the door of "Brother" was ajar, and through the slightly open gap, I could see that my messy room had been tidied up, and even had a little fragrance. In Lin Zhengyi's words, it was like a gay room ...

Speaking of which, the "sister's bedroom" has gradually developed into a kennel under my ravages... Haha, it's a common problem for bachelors. As the old saying goes, boys who love cleanliness and skin care are either women's clothes or gays, or they are in On the way to become both of those.

Speaking of which, after the transformation, does Mu Zhili like men or women?It should be a man, just like I still like Ya'er.

—Bridge's sack.

If that's the case, WC, wouldn't he be considered gay now? ? ?

Subconsciously, I recalled multiple versions of "Mu Qiuyun" Jiao Didi snuggling in Gu Jiaming's arms, the way it hurts... sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

too horrible!

no!horrible!I don't want it when I change it back!Facing a sensitive little daisy with a development speed of max!

"One touch and more! One touch and more!"

He rushed in in a panic, slapped the ground, his feet were caught by something, and he suddenly lost his center of gravity.

I felt like I flew out like a little butterfly. Of course the cake flew faster than me. While I was still stunned, the happy cake had already made a leap of faith towards the back of Mu Zhili's head. At the final landing point, I jumped on the On Mu Zhili's feet, the cake was patted on Mu Zhili's head, very symmetrical.

"..."

"Woo~~~"

Excruciating pain! ! !

Needless to say where the knock is qaq! ! !

I looked back, emmm, it turned out that what tripped me up was... a bunch of candlesticks? ? ?

Looking carefully, I found something even more terrifying and amazing, Nani, the painting under me is... a magic circle? ? ?

"hiss--"

So, after going through Berserker and Assassin, is he finally going to develop into a caster?And who is the Master?Is it a nest?Should I draw a "positive" on my leg as a command spell?

"what are you doing?"

I got up with a headache.Mu Zhili slowly, as if playing slowly, wiped off the cake, threw it away, and wiped it clean.

He didn't scold his head and face, and he didn't know whether it was lack of strength or lack of thought.The guy picked up my waist with a blank expression and threw me on the bed.

"Hey......"

It's almost like a woman who was thrown away after sex.

"Hush, don't make noise, Si Qiuyun, I finally found a secret technique that seems to be useful on the Internet..."

"That's it? A broken painting like a child's graffiti?" I was stunned, this guy seemed to be under too much pressure and crazy, "Mu Zhili, you painted the middle one with blood...wait , What happened to your hand... WC! Mu! Zhi! Li!"

"Ah, it's so noisy, it's so noisy, Si Qiuyun, does my cutting myself have anything to do with you?"

"But that's my body!!!"

"It's long-winded! Yours, yours, yours! You can only say it's yours! But what have you done to get it back? I've been working so hard every day to find a way, to try, what about you?"

"I……"

"You had fun, didn't you? Did you enjoy being pampered? You don't even want to hold my body, do that kind of obscene show, kiss him, and touch him. Changed back? Right? Si Qiuyun, I think it's you who has a brain problem! It's not me at all!" The trembling fingers almost poked my face.

Mu Zhili scolded heartily, and I was shocked to find that there was clearly resentment towards me in his eyes.

The water in that look, like ice thorns, poured on the boiling iron plate, and even the left chest was steaming.In that look, it seems that I am not his elder brother at all, but the one who robbed his most precious treasure, a shameless villain...

"He" is hating me.

Hate me with anger for no reason.

I didn't want to say anything for an instant.

"You can do whatever you want." He said weakly, got out of bed and wanted to leave, but before moving his feet, he was picked up by this guy and thrown back.

Get angry for a while, "You, don't go too far!"

"The experiment of Chunmeng will be done tonight, wait a minute, and watch it together again." Mu Zhili pressed the power button of my original laptop, and then there was a note that there is no need to place candles and sacrificial vessels.The ferocious pattern on the ground is as mysterious as if there are real demons.

Opened his mouth, really bored to say anything.It's useless to say.

Mu Zhili is really crazy, this crazy woman, he doesn't plan to rest tonight, and he doesn't plan to get a good night's sleep.He is going to boil himself to death.Just for such a coquettish, shameless and unrestrained body.

Yes, beautiful, yes, beautiful.I admit.These flimsy words can't describe the youthful charm of "Mu Zhili". "She" is the ever-changing love, desire, and goblin, just by standing there, she can harvest countless attention, jealousy, and love... But are those really that important?

I don't think there's anything wrong with being a man. Compared to me, I still prefer the original body of an otaku full of enthusiasm and optimism. Xu Zishou doesn't love me more than the paper man's wife.

Mu Zhili is not used to it, and I am also not used to it, but soon I got used to it and found the fun... But what about Mu Zhili?He seems to calm down faster than me, but in fact he never accepts it at all, never admits that "he has become Mu Qiuyun", that's why he seems calmer than me, and that's why... as time goes by, he gradually becomes crazy collapse……

I can't persuade you.

This kind of paranoid madness reminds me of the "MTF" category, with the same impatience, the same disregard for consequences, and the same abandonment of everything to achieve the goal.

Mu Zhili might be even crazier, because he has experienced 16 years of prosperity with a beautiful face and shining water, but now he has to face the gap between the blue lamp and the cold temple, and his heart is also a purer and more thorough girl.

Unlike Yao Niang, everything about men is strange to him.This is not the same as male to female.

Men say they want to be women,

—— 99% have passed YY;

Women say they want to be men,

——99% is anger;

027

Author: ink dirty

There is nothing I can do about Mu Zhili's abnormal state. Although I am extremely irritable and distressed, the only thing I can do to help him is to obey him.

That night we watched "Get rich first and get rich later - 439", which is an annual drama about family injustice, starring the eldest brother, second brother, and third brother.Next year, the third brother Shou was dressed as a woman, and was unsealed by the eldest brother and the second brother. Since then, the waves have been like the Bohai Sea in spring, and the bus can't be quiet.

Mu Zhili said that with relish.

This kind of relish made me become mahjong quickly. I always felt that this product would give me women's clothing someday, and bring back a male ticket.

But I'm still suitable for women's clothing... Faker, why don't I look like Masayoshi Lin...

Silent all night.

The next morning, as expected, we still had no exchange.Knowing the result, Mu Zhili was dumbfounded, neither sad nor disappointed.

In addition, Mu Zhili's "magic circle" also failed. It was about seven o'clock when she was about to go to school, and Mu Zhili burst into my room crying, saying that he had summoned a young girl with a dragon tail. Dragon horn claws... I followed him to the room, but there was nothing but an overturned candlestick.

"She's gone, brother, woo woo woo~~~"

Zhili was still in shock, he hugged me and began to cry, that extremely familiar face was now making weak movements like a little woman, which made my heart very complicated.

As for...he saw Dragon Lady?Oh hehe, of course I believe that.After all, a person who has not slept for nearly two days and is on the verge of collapse, not to mention Dragon Lady, is not surprised even if he sees God.

"Stupid."

I lightly stroked his head, and in the early morning, he behaved like a curled up big golden retriever for the first time, pushing hard into my arms, it melted my heart.

The resentment from the past was completely washed away by drops of tears, I stared at Mu Zhili's eyes, and fondly touched his long curved eyelashes.Those bright red pupils and dense bloodshot eyes were like iron clamps, which grabbed my heart in one fell swoop.

"Heart" told me painfully: it wants to help Zhili.

I agreed to the request of "heart".After all, no matter what, Zhili is a touch of mine, how could my brother be really angry with my sister?It's only natural for a younger sister to bully an elder brother, and an elder brother to take care of his younger sister.

but……

How can I help...?

I've been thinking about it all morning, and I didn't even notice that my mother was back, with spring in the corners of her eyes and slightly parted legs.

Going to school, thinking; reading early, thinking; eating pork buns brought by Chen Yan, thinking.During the flying time in the morning, I was thinking about a lot of problems, but sadly found that I couldn't do it.Just like you can't persuade a drug girl to give up taking medicine, even if there is a lot of knots in her heart, only he can go out by himself.

This discovery made me very depressed. When I went to eat at [-] o'clock, I met Chen Yan and her "friends" from a long distance—two sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, which were as mean and superficial as compasses at first glance. girl.

They pulled Chen Yan's clothes ridiculously, sneered, and what they said was super ridiculous, with guns and sticks in their arms, for fear that others would hear it and fear that others would not hear that little thought, but after listening carefully, they actually had something to do with me .

"Oh, that bitch, do you really think she considers you a friend? How powerful is he, he doesn't bother to ride in a car without 50 yuan~ Look how much pork you are worth?"

"That's right~ What did she say about you before, fat man~ fat pig~ You've forgotten, right? Yo, you thought you'd be awesome if you climbed up to the position of Mu bitch? Be an ugly duckling for others Still be so happy~huhuhu~~"

"Who in the class wants to see that coquettish thing~ Yuanyuan is just playing with her~ You're the only one who is so stupid... Ah, uh... Mu, Mu Zhili?" My existence was finally noticed.The faces of the two awl spirits changed.

I'm really not afraid of me at all.

Very good, let me do the math, how many times did Jizijing scold me?

"Have a nice chat~"

After getting angry, I calmed down, and I approached Chen Yan and those two slowly.Yunbu Shengyou?Yanshimei OK?Maybe that's the way to describe it.I don't know why I deliberately pretend to be elegant and charming. I probably also vaguely understand that the more beautiful I am, the angrier they will be.

Those two internet celebrity faces who were about to ruin the street were really humble in front of Mu Zhili, and they had no temperament, and naturally they didn't. The most precious youth at this age was also completely destroyed by a shot of hyaluronic acid.

They are still vulgar and vulgar even after putting on make-up, and their smiles are just imitations. As I approached them step by step, they looked so overwhelmed and out of breath, it was really ridiculous.

"What's the matter, why don't you continue to scold me?" I deliberately put my shoulders on those two people, and then... suddenly became angry, "I like scolding bitches so much, why don't you go back and collect the ashes of your bitch mothers?" , There are things born by dogs or not raised by dogs, barking at your dog, father's master behind your back?"

"you you!"

"What are you, my aunt."

"Okay! You, you have kindness!"

Those two little girls ran away after the harsh words, huh?what is this?Dare to scold or not to hammer?Why is it different from the process of boys cursing, cursing, and fighting...?Old man, you don't follow the routine.

Originally, there was an unknown fire in my heart, and I planned to vent it by tearing it up. I also specially brought out the skill of 300 bar and one spray of fourteen, but the result was too disappointing.Back then, when the three maggots were weakened and the three maggots washed the ground, I alone was a maggot extermination brigade.

"Mu, Mu, I'm sorry." Chen Yan looked at me apologetically.

"Don't say anything," I waved my hand lightly, "it's none of your business. Come on, let's go to the bad luck, cafeteria, eat whatever you want, sister's treat!"

"No need... I brought a bento made by my mother..."

"Wow, I'll take a bite! qwq!"

One mouthful after another, how many mouthfuls... In this way, I, who is only one-sixth of Chen Yan's food intake, can easily get a delicious lunch.

In class in the afternoon, I found out that the two awls were also from class 13. Their small eyes stared at me really uncomfortable. Coupled with the matter of Mu Zhili, I was restless and couldn't write the questions, so I thought I should take a break first.

After this rest, the pen can no longer be lifted.

I spent the whole afternoon brushing post bars, messing around with station B, and lying in corpses.I want to chat with Brother Gu, but this guy is too busy, it takes more than an hour to reply.I haven't figured out how to face Lin Zhengyi until now. The only person who can speak is my sister.

——Even she ignored me in the end.

Whether it's "Is there a qaq", or "How much is a touch", or "I'm pregnant with a touch", this guy is always "fuck", "Don't bother me", "None of my business", so indifferent reply.Then simply do not reply directly.

It's really worrying, are you studying magic circle and body exchange again?

After finally procrastinating until school was over, I completely changed my mind about studying, and I couldn't wait to go back and play the exciting mid-laner Kirito.As usual, I hummed a song and went to the third department of high school to wait for a while, but this time, a completely unexpected woman stopped me in a hurry.

Lin Yaer.

The face that condenses the most beautiful memories I have had in the past two years is haggard with extreme anxiety and about to cry.

The tearful face is so charming and charming, I feel pity when I see it, a branch of pear blossoms with rain in spring, falling is the tact of the three thousand miles of water town, and the praise girl of the beacon fire in twenty cities.I accidentally became obsessed.

To my surprise, when Lin Ya'er saw me, she suddenly grabbed my shoulder tightly, as if grabbing the last straw, and even forgot about the feud with me, she just cried and shook the ground, whimpering rely on:

"Mu, classmate Mu, do you know where your brother has gone? Huh~~~"

As for my heart: meow meow meow? ? ?Are you so close that you have a private meeting after school? ? ?

It's only been two days, right?Wo Cao!This is no longer a pickup master!

——This is the king of pickup girls!

I even flashed a Zhihu page in my mind.