After swapping bodies with green tea sister

Q:

What if my sister is a human stallion?

A:

laxative.

Turn him into a harem! ! !

ps: To explain, this book has no magical plot, pure love (fog) comedy.It's just that the big stage of "Lishan" includes many books that I have written or plan to write, such as a certain gorilla and a little puppet, Wang Xia Guichen, Lolita Black Dragon King at station B, Yuan. ... Inevitably there will be on-set cameos.

So - Mu Zhili really summoned the dragon loli.

Of course, this is not important, and it has no effect on the plot, it is just a small easter egg.Just because of it, I think it will be very interesting, and I also hope that this world is alive, different skies at the same time, "Alexander" is not monotonous.

In addition, there are some weird and evil things... For example, what will happen when Zhou Dongyu meets Mu Zhili who is a woman's dress?Who will win when Gu Jiaming confronts the devil?The broken Mu Qiuyun and the snake-skinned dragon king Lilim, what big news will they make?Many things, when I think about it, I can't help but laugh.

The basic situation is like this~ Next is the quiz with prizes!Excuse me!How many spoilers have I spoiled above?

Yes, add more! qwq.

By the way!There is a book friend group in the book review area. Is there a little brother who came in to supervise my coding and uninstalling the Taiwu scroll?Wait online, QAQ

028

Author: ink dirty

"Mu, classmate Mu, do you know where your brother has gone? Huh~~~"

"Forehead."

qaq, my Ya'er was crushed by a pig turned into a cabbage, woo woo woo...

Mu Zhili, you are awesome.

"The devil knows."

"What? You, you don't know?"

Ya'er suddenly made a reaction that puzzled me: her eyes widened, and for a moment, she revealed the fear that made my heart ache.

The blood rushed to the head, and there was only love and intimacy in my heart, "It's okay, I'm here, what happened?" I hurriedly comforted Ya'er, and stretched out my arms to hug Ya'er...Wow~ so soft, I really want to cuddle for the rest of my life... Secretly pinching~ Hehehe... At this fragile time, Ya'er urgently needs to rely on her, and she didn't resist.

But soon, my movements froze.

"Woo~~Mu Zhili...it's all your fault...your brother took my brother away...the mobile phone can't get through...I'm afraid they will do something stupid...I'm so afraid...my brother was possessed last night... I read your name all night... you vixen... woo~~~"

WC? ? ?Damn them!out?Do you want to play ball? ? ?

Is it really... to do something stupid?

My heart skipped a beat.

No, this shouldn't be the case, Mu Zhili is not such a snake-skinned person, but... what about Lin Zhengyi?Moreover, what is Mu Zhili going to do?

I have a deep memory of that dying expression in the morning. Thinking about that woman, she believed even Longniang. Today, she studied strange things for another day, and coupled with the broken-hearted Lin Zhengyi...

It's over!Super dangerous situation!A touch of more into a big crisis!There is nothing to love about Lin Zhengyi + Mu Zhili with water in his head?It's scary to think about these two together!

but……

what can i do...

Damn it, my thinking is in chaos, but looking at Ya'er, I don't know where there is a burst of strength, which makes me grit my teeth and stand firm.

"It's okay, Ya'er, I'm here." I tried to stay calm, "Leave it to me, I'll go find it with you, I'll find it soon, I'm sure I'll find it soon... don't be afraid."

At that time, Ya'er had just regained her rationality, and she looked at me and regained her "love rival's vigilance".

However, when she heard my words, she lowered her head, blushed and muttered in a low voice, "Thank you, thank you..."

Wow~ so cute~~!

I took her hand pretending to be natural, and she gave a "ah" in surprise, but she didn't resist. After all, girls lead girls, and she is more dependent on me now, and the concept of "rival in love" is not so important.At this time, the little hand that I had been thinking about day and night was held, but it was indescribably strange in my heart.

It didn't make my heart beat faster... It was completely different from the feeling of holding the hand of a lover for the first time as imagined.I had no choice but to comfort myself, it was me, Mu Qiuyun, who valued love and righteousness, and was worried in my heart about being silly and silly friends, not thinking about love and love.

It's ten twenty.

It's late in the city, the city is still rich and rich, and the neon lights are shining.

The scaled streets are like a huge mouth of an abyss. As soon as I stepped out of the school gate, I was lost in the thick fog of the huge mouth.Lin Ya'er let me hold her hand, she was half a head taller than me, but she let me guide and comfort her like a weak sister.Because of her weakness, I don't want, and I don't want to, to expose my inner incompetence and panic.

After running around anxiously like a headless chicken for more than half an hour, Ya'er spoke in a low voice.

"Mu Zhili... how about... why don't you ask Xu Shidao to come..."

"no!"

I flatly refuse.I don't want to rely on that man I've never met!

Only this point, I am absolutely certain in my heart, I want Ya'er to be mine exclusively, even if it's just for this moment, even if it's just false, I don't want, I don't want others to meddle.

damn...

I want to be great in front of Ya'er.

Even in the name of a woman.

My heart froze for a moment, and in the next moment, I suddenly clenched Ya'er's hand and sat down on the bench by the road.Looking up at the night thoughtfully.

Ya'er is also suspicious and sits down.

There are no stars in the night, since I was born, the stale air breathed by Taigang shrouded the whole city in an indistinct cloud of smoke and dust.I hate this piece of smoke, but through the Milky Way behind the smoke, I can see the wisdom of the stars.

I needed to calm down - so I lay on Ya'er's lap, unscrupulously enjoying the soft and refreshing girly fragrance.

"Hey……"

Ya'er couldn't even complain.

And surprisingly, when I was a man, my heart beat faster when I touched Ya'er, but now I really calm down on Ya'er's lap.Calm enough to activate that little brain that has been almost sealed since becoming Mu Zhili, and gradually, find a way out of this matter.

"Gu Jiaming."

After clapping his hands, he got up and started dialing.

"what……?"

Lin Ya'er was dumbfounded.

"Si Zhili... Si Qiuyun and Lin Zhengyi's teasing comparison must be caused by Si Qiuyun. Si Qiuyun will commit suicide? I don't believe it when I calm down. So Lin Zhengyi must be fine."

"Really, really?"

"Hmm."

"But... where can they go..."

"In the middle of the night, there are only a few places where there are people. After all, he is Mu...Mu Qiuyun... capricious and coquettish. He will never go to an Internet cafe or a small restaurant, clamoring to take a car. He is probably dead. Yun took Lin Zhengyi to a bar or nightclub he was familiar with, and made some drinks to make a fuss. And I just gave him 2000 yuan yesterday... You know, when a man has money, he becomes a big pig."

"Does Mu Qiuyun also go to nightclubs...?"

Fuck, I forgot about this, "Woo~~! Well, although he is going, but you have to believe that he is pure and go, it is absolutely not a mess, someone else took him... Oh yes! Usually Gu Jiaming brought him he!"

It's over, I always feel that I have dug a big hole for myself inadvertently!

"So, Gu, Gu Jiaming is..."

"Gu Jiaming? Qiuyun and I are friends...well, my idea is that Gu Jiaming knows the store Mu Qiuyun loves to go to, and from what Gu Jiaming knows, if we search one by one, we will probably be able to find it."

The logic gradually became clearer, and my inner order became clearer and clearer:

"If it's not in a bar or nightclub, it's easier. Shuca, Starbucks, open 24 hours, meet Mu Qiuyun's standards, and those are the only places. Of course, the latter is unlikely, and that's not Mu Zhili's food."

"Eh, eh..."

Lin Ya'er was stunned for a while, probably the performance of "Mu Qiuyun" in my mouth was very different from what she remembered.

But there is no time, I have no time to take care of Ya'er.In fact, there is one thing I didn't say. The reason why I am sure that Mu Zhili is in a nightclub bar is because he disappeared once when he was broken up in love last year.That time, he was drunk in a bar.

I still remember that I thought he was a good woman at that time, and I was afraid that her body would be picked up, so I frantically searched all night, only to find out the next day that this girl brought the entire team of flower protectors, and she didn't even have to pay...

Now I'm not afraid that Mu Zhili, who is already a man, will be picked up... But I'm afraid of the fights here, bars are no better than schools, ruthless people, wicked people, and the most feared thing is to offend the rich.The first two can still fight fiercely, and the rich, especially the rich in society, are not easy to deal with.

He hurriedly dialed Gu Jiaming, beep...beep...

The first round passed and no one answered.

Hang up and dial again. When the bell rang for the third time, there was a "click" at the other end.

Immediately... there was a lazy, tired sound that suddenly made me relax to the core...

"I'm here."

029

Author: ink dirty

"I'm here."

The steady bass fell into the eardrums, enveloping a reassuring heaviness.

For some reason, I feel a little shy when I talk to this person, especially when I think about what happened that day... Ugh, probably I won't be ashamed in this life as I was that day, right?perhaps……

"Hey, Jia, Jiaming, we're in some trouble, Qiuyun is gone now, I'm a little worried... I guess which nightclub or bar he's in, you know, which nightclubs or bars he goes to most often A? Uh..."

My voice was a bit wrong, it was hard in front of Ya'er, but softened in front of him.Fortunately, Ya'er didn't pay attention, otherwise I would really die of embarrassment.

Jia Ming was silent for a moment.

"I see, you take paper and pen."

As expected of a reliable brother, Lao Gu was not procrastinating. I hurriedly looked for those two things, but I tried my best to dig out the coats I was wearing, and only took out dozens of small change and a Du Leisi.

Uh, wait, Du Leisi...?

WC Yimodu prepares condoms in the coat to play with snakes! ! !

Sure enough, as soon as this thing was taken out, Ya'er looked at me with a strange look, and turned into a kind of... an indescribable woman's gaze... "I didn't let it go!" I hurriedly defended.So Ya'er's gaze became even more strange.

Ahhh, I'm so mad, Mu Zhili, I'll kill your brother!

Ah, no, Mu Zhili, I'll kill your sister!

Ah not right...

Forget it, I'll just kill myself. (smashing the wall).

"Look, what are you looking for, I'll give it to you, don't mess around," Ya'er blushed to stop, and whispered, "I won't save you from taking out any strange things..."

"Looking for paper...and a pen." I cried.

"I don't have either. I'll use my mobile phone to record it. You tell me, I'll use a notepad to write."

"it is good……"

Is this method okay? I nodded in frustration, and said on the phone, continue.

"Miami, Big Muse, Mix."

Gu Jiaming slowly said three completely unfamiliar words, and I hurriedly relayed them to Ya'er. When I remembered the third one, Ya'er suddenly raised her head and asked in confusion:

"Why is it exactly the same as Shi Daoai's..."

"Well, maybe, it's more with me?" I explained in a panic, "Brothers and sisters. That's what I like to go too."

But in fact, I have never been to... What the hell is Miami, the name, is it from the crooked nuts?I raised my head, but I happened to meet Ya'er in a daze, as if hearing something terrible, with a very shaken expression.

...Did I say something wrong?

There is always a bad premonition in my heart, especially Ya'er gave me a deep and indifferent stare, as if realizing something.

"Humph."

Then she turned her head away.

Now, no matter how I asked with my eyes, she ignored it.

"What are you doing..."

Ya'er looked like this, I just felt baffled, and felt a little grumbling, and even thought angrily, I hate you, I don't care about you.

"Hey, Jiaming, are you still there? Thank you so much, I'll treat you to dinner next time, hehe."

It's better for Brother Gu, a woman's heart, a sea needle, unlike us men, porcelain is so strong that it can smash a walnut.

"Are there any classmates around you?" Brother Gu asked.