After swapping bodies with green tea sister

"Yes, and Ya'er, a super beautiful girl. But it's too troublesome (whispering), we two will find it separately, and it will be soon." Sneaking a sneak peek at Ya'er, it seems that my little prank has not been discovered?I can't help being a little fortunate and a little bit regretful...

"Two girls? You, hehe, stupid girl," Gu Jiaming smiled helplessly, "Go back first, leave the rest to me, it's too late, the two girls are not safe."

"Ah...ah? No, it's not good."

I was a little taken aback.Will he come?For some reason, there was a surge of anticipation in my heart, I was expecting him to come, expecting a man...?

No, my brother is looking forward to my brother, haha, how normal, what am I thinking?

"Thank you, but I still don't want it, it's too much trouble for you. It's so far away, and you live in Shicheng, it will take a long time to come here..."

I sincerely say this, Brother Gu is so enthusiastic and busy, and I don't want him to be too tired.I'm sincere, I don't want to cause trouble for him, especially I don't want... Hey, what do I not want?

——I don’t want to be disgusted.

Such a sentence suddenly popped up in my mind.

Appearing suddenly, and standing there abruptly, I was caught off guard with a mallet.After knocking, I can't speak, but I have a vague understanding.

I hate it... What are you doing... My face turns red again for no reason, as if my face is allergic to alcohol as long as I get involved with this girl, are you Wuliangye?

snort!How much did Wuliangye give you!I give you ten times the happy water in the fat house!

"Anyway. Anyway, don't come."

The other end smiled, "Fool. I can't make it through."

"It just so happens that there is a friend who works in Lishan. I'll leave it to him. Anyway, don't worry about it. It's midnight. Where are you? Send me a location." His tone was unquestionably strong, as if I was in front of him , is really just a weak little girl.

But I didn't feel offended, and even... a little relaxed and enjoyable.

"It's in Causeway Bay..." Posted a location.

"Okay. Stay nearby and don't move. My friend will pick you up in 5 minutes." After finishing speaking, I hung up on the other end, and I turned around, just in time to see Ya'er eavesdropping. Lightly "hum".

"It's okay, someone will help us find it." I shook my phone, helpless and funny.

"Isn't it still up to a man... How good is it that you ask Shidao to come here? He is from the local area, and he must be faster and more skilled than outsiders..." Ya'er was still complaining, I guess she must really want to see Xu Shidao, But why should I call it?I couldn't help feeling something inexplicable.

Probably, if she called herself, she couldn't move, right?

When a woman meets someone she loves, she always humbles herself to the ground; when she meets someone she doesn't love, she becomes proud to the moon.Passionate to the left, cruel to the right, is this kind of creature kind or vicious?I can't explain it either.

"I don't want to see you being intimate with him." I lightly pillow on Ya'er's lap, it's so soft, I want to rub it twice.But he still held back, just hugged her slender hand secretly, and interlocked her fingers.Maybe after today, I will never have the chance to be so intimate with her...

"Don't touch me. And this sentence, I should say it." Ya'er was sad for a moment.

"Hey, maybe," I deliberately played tricks, um~ it's so comfortable, the warm belly, the refreshing fragrance, mixed with the happiness that has been long cherished for many years and a kind of immoral sin, it almost makes me intoxicated, "Anyway, it's a beautiful day, I don't want to see that person!" I subconsciously blurted out.

"You, you don't want to see him?" The legs under the head trembled violently.

"No way... Anyway, I don't like it that much?" Mu Zhili said it herself, and I don't care what will happen if Ya'er finds out.

There is always a moment when a man will abandon a series of lies and want to show his heart to someone.If you get stabbed at this time, your heart will be broken into scum in this life, and a man will become a scumbag.

But I hadn't been stabbed yet.I still have the courage to persevere in the day.

"I, I knew it. I guessed it a long time ago. As expected, a woman's intuition is accurate." Hearing my words, Ya'er was so angry that her shoulders trembled, "You vixen, you really don't love him. Then why do you want to?" To seduce him? Could it be, you, you are just here to bully me? I hate it to death, I was so vicious before, but now I am so gentle... Bi Shuhao has a lot of money, Lan Yurong, there are so many men around you, do you like it, do you like it... ..."

--I like you.

I really want to say this.

But obviously not, right?I raised my head subconsciously, and the mist softened the bright eyes of the stars, and in the world reflected by the black agate, there was only this woman who was like a bath of smoke.

I hope she is getting crazy.

A few seconds later, I realized something was wrong, so I quickly looked away, concealing my inner panic and shyness, and tried to cover it up:

"I don't have a man I like..."

The beautiful legs beneath him trembled again.

After a long time, I finally dared to look at Ya'er, and raised my head with a smile.At this time, the way Ya'er looked at me changed again, and there was a hint of enlightenment in the horror, which made me very baffled.

... What the hell, did I say something wrong again?

"You, you, you get up first. I'm a little nervous." Ya'er whispered.

nervous?Didn't you sleep well just now?

But when I looked back, Ya'er really looked like she was sitting on pins and needles, so I had to get up suspiciously.

Then Ya'er immediately sat a little farther away, but soon, she glanced at me, thinking for a long time with a complicated face, and then slowly sat back blushing, but there was still a little distance, about 3cm.

...what the hell?

"What's wrong?" I don't understand.

"You, aren't you Bingxue smart? Don't you understand?" Ya'er lowered her head.

"Don't understand what?" My head hurts.

"You, you don't know?" Ya'er was surprised.

"What do I know?" Sister, kill me.

"I see. Are you the type who doesn't know yourself...?" Ya'er frowned slightly, thoughtfully.

"Which type am I?" I really admire the brain circuit of women, sister, can you speak up?All of them are masters of ten-level lantern riddles, do you have fun guessing when you are a man?

"Nothing." Well, no more.

I curled up my legs in silence, turned the flower rope with the black thread on my head, and Ya'er also leaned on the bench with her chest in her arms, looking serious and thinking about something.

I don't think I've ever had such a weird atmosphere with a girl in my life. It's almost like hitting Optimus Prime and kissing Megatron.So much so that I began to miss the daily atmosphere of respecting Yaer as a guest (Qiuyun language) or like a spare tire (Zhili language).

Just like that, in embarrassment... a very domineering black off-road vehicle slowly approached...

030 Transformers Must Engage in Basic (Ji) Laws

Author: ink dirty

"Miss Mu? Come up."

The man driving the car was about 25 or [-] years old. He was so serious that he seemed to have never laughed in his life. For some reason, I always felt that he had a similar temperament to Gu Jiaming?

But this kind of "likeness" is like a clumsy imitation of inferior products. His majesty only makes me feel rigid and scared, and it doesn't have Gu Jiaming's aura of "the emperor is not angry and majestic".He didn't like his car either, it was too big and too hard.Maybe it's because people are different, I always feel, it feels completely different.

In Boliang's world, fortunately, there is Ya'er's arm to rub against~~

"It's so warm." Her head was pressed against Ya'er's body, so close that she could even hear her pulse.

At this time, I feel that girls are really great, you can get close to girls you like... But real girls don't have such thoughts, right?So this is probably a special benefit that belongs exclusively to the shapeshifter?

The only question, why is Ya'er so nervous all of a sudden?Really, I won't eat her again.perhaps.Hey hey.

"Mu, Mu Zhili... I'm asking you something, and you can answer me honestly, okay..." Ya'er's voice was slightly pale.

"Ask." As long as you let me hold you, it doesn't matter if you ask a hundred things.Hee hee, I always feel like an idiot, I can't help it, is Ya'er too soft, when I calm down, my mind is full of fantasies about having a crush on Ya'er in the past.

"You seduced Shidao because of me...?" His voice began to tremble.

For her?I thought back to Mu Zhili's "Little Three Manifesto", it seemed to be true, if Ya'er hadn't scolded her, she wouldn't have seduced Xu Shidao.Could it be that Ya'er noticed it?Want to apologize to "Mu Zhili"?Restoring peace?

Sure enough, it's best to be honest!Don't you see that this has gained Ya'er's friendship all at once?

"Ok!"

I resolutely bowed my head in embarrassment.

"So, it wasn't that you didn't like me when you opposed me before, it was, it was..." Ya'er's voice trembled even more, almost turning into a vibrato.

What is it actually?Guess charades again.Regardless of her, anyway, it is absolutely impossible to admit that Mu Zhili really dislikes her now.

"OK."

I responded in a low voice.

"Ha, no wonder, no wonder, you, you stupid woman, I felt it just now, you really, really you... Oh you really, should I say you are arrogant, or should you say you are stupid?" Ya'er's lips Palely and constantly mumbling to himself, looking at me in a strange way, I always feel love, hate, anger and helplessness.

emmm, is this considered... to settle the suspicion...?

"Sure enough, what am I?" I was puzzled.

"It's nothing." Ya'er immediately turned her head and remained silent.

...Wow, what I hate the most is women! ! !

I was so angry with Ya'er that I had a headache, but soon, I snuggled into Ya'er's arms, and gradually forgot.After a while, I gently teased Ya'er's lower abdomen. At first she struggled, but soon remembered something, sighed, and said:

"You can touch it, but since you've said it, don't do such childish things in the future. For example, targeting me, really, is the same as elementary school boys."

After hesitating for a long time, he said again, "I, I really like Shi Dao, so you... understand?"

"..." That strange yet familiar name made my heart tremble.

She looked at my sudden depression, and smiled wryly, "Think about it, you are also a poor woman." After finishing speaking, she stopped struggling, and loved and stroked my hair like a comforting child... Although I am strange She got close suddenly, but she was soon intoxicated in the gentleness, not daring to waste a second.

...I always feel like there is a subtle misunderstanding somewhere...Is it an illusion...?

do not care.There are occasional bumps in the road, but as long as I hold her, I feel that the journey is extremely smooth.

Just when we encountered a red light, the uncle in front of us suddenly looked through the rearview mirror and stared at us with subtle eyes, just like looking at lesbians, ah bah, am I lesbians?Am I lesbian?I, Mu Qiuyun, am a tough man...

——WC looks like it’s really counting now?

I jumped up and suddenly realized a serious problem. Q: Am I gay if I am with a man? A: Count! Q2: Do I have sex with women? A2: Even more!

So here comes the problem, no matter if I am looking for a man or a woman, I can't get rid of the relationship with homosexuality, and it will make people sigh: "A good child, why is it bent?" It's too real!In other words, the shape-shifter will either be gay!Either fuck Ji!There is no other way!

This great discovery made me tremble with laughter and smoke all the way.Unfortunately, I can only share it with Mu Zhili.I don’t know what expression he will have when he hears my “great theorem”?

"Yeah, my life is what I'm fighting for..."

Avril Lavigne's diamond-like voice suddenly lingers around Liang Juanwan, like a clear and turbulent river.I hurriedly took out the phone from my coat pocket, who could it be, Brother Gu?

take a peek.

【elder brother】

Uh...Mu Zhili?

I can't believe that her note to me will be my brother, for fear that when I press it, there will be a strange and frivolous man on the other end.

I hesitated to swipe, and on the other end, a familiar drunken tone sounded almost instantly, through the earpiece, wandering into my ears, circling in the ear canal, thickening the atmosphere...

"Hey, Shi Mumu, I have no money."

"what……"

"Swift. Give me another two thousand."

"Do you eat money..."

"I care about you, oh, wait a minute, it's three thousand, and Lin Gouzi."

"I hate it, save it, the balance will soon be insufficient..."

"Whispering is not enough, why don't you go find a man??? For such a simple thing, if you ask Gu Jiaming, he will definitely give it to you. Remember not to ask for too much money, and don't ask Xu Shidao. No What kind of money, but also like to make conditions. Annoying."

"You... you took those... you will have to pay them back sooner or later..."

"Then pay it back," the voice in the microphone suddenly raised, sarcastically: "Anyway, aren't you happy too?"

"Mu! Zhi! Li!" I got angry for a moment, and then I realized that Ya'er was eavesdropping, "...how can you be such a scumbag brother, oh, I'm so annoying, I'll give you the money, next time, Don't look for me next time..."

"Oh, I take care of you. Your body is mine. If you want to give it to me, you have to give it to me if you don't want to."

"you……!"

Hang up angrily.

Turning his head, "Look! He's fine! He's on good terms with Lin Zhengyi..." Ya'er hugged him suddenly.

"Ehhhh?" Cold sweat, the conversation I had with Mu Zhili just now was rather weird, and the voice was also loud, Ya'er wouldn't doubt it...

"Too, too much! Has he always treated you like this?" Ya'er's shoulders trembled slightly, "Begging you for money, beating you, bullying you, forcing you, forcing you to go to a man...? Never I didn't expect Mu Qiuyun to be such a scum!"

WC seems to be worse than suspicion!God TM Yaer's brain made up like this?Is this woman the author of the novel? ! !

"No, that, actually..." It's over, it's over, it doesn't move...

"Woo~~ Yes, I'm sorry!" Ya'er suddenly hugged her tightly, her voice full of apology and remorse: "...well, I'm really sorry... I didn't know about this before, I called you 'Bi Chi' or something... It's all your brother's fault...I apologize...I really apologize...you...are actually very pitiful, but also very strong, much stronger than me..."

"Ah, what, but..."

"Oh yes, you will like it...it must be because of him, right?" Ya'er's voice was so soft that it almost dripped, "But don't give up hope, there are still many good men in the world, so cut off relations with him Well, especially, especially, the relationship in that aspect must be broken, that's, that's, chaos... chaos..."