After swapping bodies with green tea sister

She was incoherent at the end of her talk, and she just stared expectantly and affectionately. That kind of gaze made me feel for a moment that I was a pure La Traviata who sold herself for the family, or the type who took part in small movies.

—Don't ask me why I didn't answer.

Because my brain has already TM into the lime water! ! !

Even though the machine is down, I also understand that my glorious image, Mu Qiuyun, is blown up in front of Ya'er!Moreover, I personally pressed the "boom" button, but it is Mu Zhili's image. After a f*cking operation, she becomes a little white rabbit, but what's the use of it?Do you want to grind imperial concubine tofu?

I looked at Ya'er in silence, thought for a long time, and finally just said a weak sentence:

"Actually... my brother is still very good..."

"You are really, stupid."

Ya'er hugged her a little tighter.Well, it seems that I have another "silly, white and sweet" impression.

And what is the "..." in the "..." she said just now that I "like..."?incest?Make. Cheap?When green tea?Forget it, I really can't understand the heart of a woman.

The top priority... is to give yourself a black image, and wash it into white... qaq

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Author: ink dirty

Whitewashing plan 1:

"Ya'er, that, that, actually my brother is very good, ^_^, he wakes me up every morning. Hehe."

"What? He didn't even let you go in the morning?" Lin Ya'er was furious, and hugged me gently, rubbing her tender waist with distress, "You, you are such a small one, how can you bear it? Really, even if we don't separate , let him be more restrained, if he conceives, it will really be over..."

I step on a horse...(??_?)

Whitewashing plan 2:

"He, he will help me with my homework. In fact, he is very caring and gentle. He also gave me presents. I will remember them on my birthday. It makes me warm when I think about them."

"Stupid, you are too easily moved. Are you the heroine of a romantic drama? Why are you so stupid, so white, so sweet? Don't be fooled by the little favors of men. He, he just bullies you, uses you to vent, and makes money Tools and R.BQ... In the end, you, you still miss him." Ya'er was so moved that she shed tears.

I step on my mother...(??_?)

Whitewashing plan 3:

"Actually, I took the initiative to give him money! I also took the initiative to cheat men! No matter what he does! He never fucked me! It's all a misunderstanding!"

"You, why do you have to do this for him... He, he has already said that about you. Hey, you don't have to do this. You don't have to do this. To defend him. I won't say it, can't I say it? Sigh , I am not qualified to persuade you, I am also a fool for a woman in love."

I step on my mother...(??_?)

Whitewashing plan 4:

"I gave up. Yes, that's right. Mu Qiuyun bullied me. He forced me to catch the man. I gave him all the money except clothes and cosmetics. On the surface, he is obedient and submissive to the primary school bully, but in fact he is good behind the scenes. A lecherous, evil, scumbag man who shows no mercy. He forced me to have sex with men, QAQ, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

"It really is like that..."

Oh Faker!I intended to provoke Ya'er to calm her down, bastard (patting the table)!In the end, why did Ya'er believe it all of a sudden?I, what the hell is my image in her eyes?

I, Mu Qiuyun, have nothing to love in life. (??_?)

Whitewashing plan 5... 5 farts!

With these honey operations, the "main body" is completely black, and the gods can't be pulled back.Damn it, I'm a little genius at cleaning the floor!

"Miss Mu, your home is here."

The big driver interjected at this moment.

Well, ahem, respect, respect, he is Gu Jiaming's friend after all, how can he be called the driver?But looking at his degraded temperament, I really feel that he is driving for Brother Gu.

This weird superiority really has no background.What am I?A JK "car" for Brother Gu?When I think about it, I feel ridiculous. If I go to ask Brother Gu for money, it will be even more ridiculous.shameless.

"Anyway, thank you." After sorting out his thoughts a little, "Well, my brother and the others, have you found it?"

"Yeah. I just found it, and I'm in the mix. It's a bit difficult to handle when I'm drunk. My people are beaten as soon as they go up. It's someone else's territory, so it's not easy to do it." The man looked at me slowly.His gaze was also imitating Brother Gu.

Of course...it's not like learning at all...

Not atmospheric.At least Brother Gu, I hope I will help, and I will never be so obtrusive and annoying.

"Then, let me help." I pretended to be foolish and accepted his hint.

The truth is: I think this is what I should do, and I don't like it when strangers touch me too much.

"I'll go too." Ya'er volunteered.

That person didn't refuse, "Okay." He nodded slightly, "It's troublesome. Ms. Mu, Ms. Lin." The clean and tidy attitude at this moment has changed my mind a lot, and my impression of him is not so contemptuous.

——Actually, there is nothing to be “underestimated” at all.

Becoming a woman, I really have more and more of these insignificant thoughts and feelings, which are very annoying and messy, but I can't get rid of them.

Soon the off-road vehicle opened again.The flying light from the front of the car cut off the long bridge like a sword light, and what was left was the deep and cold autumn colors in the cracks of the night.

I took advantage of my coldness to hold Ya'er's arm, she sighed and hugged me even more lovingly.I suddenly thought, in fact, it’s good to be so confused now, right?

Being treated tenderly by Ya'er, he is no longer an enemy, and he can even touch Ya'er's little hands.

But I understand that it's just drinking poison to quench thirst.

If I change back, Ya'er won't take special care of me just because I was "Mu Zhili"; but if I can't change back, no matter how close I am as a best friend, sooner or later, I will have to send Ya'er to marry.

Thinking wildly, women are really his. Damn, they can think wildly, and now I am really his. Damn, a woman.In my mind, the scene of Ya'er wearing a wedding dress; the scene of me wearing a wedding dress; the scene of me turning back into a man, and the red snow flying outside the window... all flashed.

Destiny, there is really no trace to be found, such as the "MIX" neon signboard that is blurred and scattered on the car window, illusory, in front and not in front.

"Miss Mu, it's here."

The car stopped, the man led us out, and I led Ya'er to follow.

This is the first time for me to come to this kind of place, but I can clearly feel that my joints, my blood, and my emotions are all shaking with the rhythm of the roaring DJ .This is Mu Zhili's home field, and her frivolous body is unwilling to be lonely.

"It's really noisy, I'm not used to it a few times." Ya'er complained.

"Yes, yes." I blushed and echoed.

"I always feel like you are eager to try." Ya'er glanced at me.

"No, no." I lowered my head and danced and twisted those women. It's really not aesthetically pleasing, but somehow it makes people want to join and vent.

And... Those gazes that poured into Ya'er and me when we first came in, contained very frivolous encouragement, but seemed to be transformed into a special force, enough to release our restraint...

The environment is indeed contagious, I hate this place, it seems to turn me... into a slut...

"Miss Mu, Mr. Mu is at the booth in front, go up and persuade him."

Following the man's pointing, I really saw Lin Zhengyi standing on the sofa and howling.

Looking down from Lin Zhengyi, the drunken Mu Zhili was lying on her stomach, no different from last time.However, today he will not have his "knights", he only has his kind and generous "a little bit more".

In addition, there are dozens of wine bottles on the table, all of which are foreign wines and expensive red wines, so the money must be insufficient after all, right?The two of them even changed into the coquettish nightclub boy outfits, especially Mu Zhili, who even had her hair done.

In just one night, Mu Zhili has changed a lot. Obviously, her face has not changed, but she has changed into decent clothes, trimmed her messy mushroom head into Korean short hair, and slightly light makeup. She looks bloody handsome and bloody TM is strange.

His pale skin is like that of a vampire, his eyes are erratic, mysterious and domineering, a girl with a topless top and heavy makeup takes good care of him, he is lazy and bad, he doesn't even give him a straight look, he just knows to lie on his stomach, squints his eyes, and is lost Looking at the dance floor where ghosts and ghosts gather.

"Lin Zhengyi!"

As soon as Lin Ya'er saw Lao Lin's birdlike appearance, she rushed out with her hips on her hips.But the strength scared Lao Lin and the girl he was making fun of.

At this time, Lao Lin was obviously unable to speak well, facing the life-threatening Lin Ya'er who instantly "swastied" and became an evil ghost Rakshasa, this guy faltered.When he saw me, his eyes suddenly went straight, and he hurriedly pushed away the girl who was still funny just now.

Mu Zhili also saw me, and he smiled inexplicably brightly, "Come here?" The voice was drowned in the waves, and I almost didn't hear it clearly.

"Hmm..." He moved closer.

"This time, it's okay this time," Mu Zhili got up drunk, and leaned on me with difficulty, "Obviously, hiccup, obviously, you were the slowest last time, the last one, super slow, they're all here, You, hiccup, you're not here yet... Phew, this time too, I must, insist on calling, and don't ask me on the phone, don't ask me, where is..."

He finally touched me, squeezed Oupai twice in a daze, and then wanted to get into my arms.But he is so tall, how can I accommodate him?So he kept drilling, drilling, and complaining stupidly and funnyly..."Fool, what a fool, I don't know if my sister is lost, don't you know, do you want to pick it up?"

"Isn't this here to pick you up?" I wiped the alcohol from the corners of his lips dumbfounded.

It's so cunning, I wanted to scold him severely, but now I can't say it... I can only hug him tightly and support the weight of his whole body until he is breathing evenly in my ear.

"Is this handsome guy your boyfriend?" The girl in the topless dress leaned into her ear.

"No, brother." I shook my head.

Damn, when will I be called a handsome guy?I'm a little surprised, and a little... secretly refreshed.

Although it's not me who is boasting...

"Brother? That's great, my sister is so beautiful," the girl in the topless dress sincerely envied, and then sneaked closer, "Mm, um, little sister, how about giving me his WeChat account? Sister treats you to eat." ice cream."

"Okay!" I sold a touch more without hesitation.

What?ice cream?Cough cough, that's not it, the more important thing is of course the young lady!Although the make-up is a bit heavy and revealing, she is still cute, and her breasts are not very big. A man, he will never dislike too many girls who like him.

But just when I was about to read out my original WeChat account, Mu Zhili suddenly popped up, raised her eyebrows coldly, and yelled at the woman:

"roll--!"

032

Author: ink dirty

"If you don't want to give it, then you don't want to give it...why are you yelling at me...really...if you don't look handsome..."

The young lady walked away resentfully, and the atmosphere was extremely awkward.

Mu Zhili made a fierce move, then paralyzed on me in a blink of an eye, like a playful little panda, stroking the ground without any shame.I tried to help him walk, but this guy was as heavy as a panda, what a fart!

"Miss Mu, let me come." Gu Jiaming's friend joined hands.

"Oh, um, thank you," I held my hand in a daze, and suddenly remembered that I hadn't asked his name yet, "Well, thank you very much tonight, please, may I ask your name..."

The man held Mu Zhili's arm, turned his head and smiled bitterly, "Miss Mu is broken. Just call me Xiao Zhao. I'm just a pawn of brother Ming. I can't bear the word 'respect'."

"Ah? No, I'm only 16 years old...how about calling you Uncle Zhao?"

The corner of his mouth twitched, "Don't, Ms. Mu, you call me Uncle Zhao, why do you call me Brother Ming? Don't always say thank you, it's just a little effort. If you want to thank Brother Ming for doing things, you should thank Brother Ming .”

"Well, that's fine, but I'll give you a glass of cola instead of wine!" I poured a glass of cola and a glass of wine, winking and smiling.

The man took a gulp.At this moment, Lin Yaer expressionlessly pinched Lin Zhengyi's ear and dragged him.Poor old Lin is as shameless as a child, with a 1.9-meter head and a 1.1-meter waist, and many eyes are looking at this place.

"Hey sister, don't, don't pull it, sister, brother is wrong, brother, please do me a favor, don't pull it, it hurts..."

"It's right if it hurts! If it doesn't hurt, you won't remember it!"

"A-No, blame me again, yes, it's Xiao Mumu who said she was going crazy, afraid, afraid of losing money, she wants, wants me to follow, I will, I will..."

"Just you hammer, if he tells you to go, you go? He tells you to eat Xiang and you eat Xiang? You like him so much? Still follow him, follow him, and waste Xiao Zhili's money? You'll make me look good? Apologize to Xiao Zhili!"

"Hiss, it's strange, when did your relationship become so good..."

"I want you to control! Lin Zhengyi, I warn you! How dare you be out of shape! I'll hide that pile of things under your bed! And that shameless, obscene, disgusting and dirty pillow in the pillowcase! Tell our mother all about it!"

"!"

A certain brother panicked into vibration mode in an instant.

I was also in a cold sweat. If I remember correctly, the so-called "shameless, obscene and dirty" pillow should be the naked pillow of Qiongmei, right?

Damn, even this was discovered by Ya'er.This 1.9-meter man can be regarded as completely playing GG in front of his sister.I am afraid that this matter will be blackmailed for a lifetime.

"I, Zhili, Zhili, I..." Lin Zhengyi said awkwardly, being dragged by Ya'er.

"Apologize!" Pia, there was an extra footprint on Lao Lin's butt.

I subconsciously laughed out loud.

"You, you will die if you save me some face?"

Lao Lin suddenly turned his head angrily and shouted, from my perspective, half of his face flushed, and he didn't know if he was angry or ashamed.My heart tightened.Nani, Lao Lin wants to resist?

However, I still overestimated him - this hanging man hardened quickly, and softened like a bolt of lightning. As soon as Ya'er picked up the wine bottle, Lin Zhengyi rua crouched behind Mu Zhili with his head in his arms.The huge body cannot be covered by two people.

Ya'er weighed the bottle.

His eyes became colder.

In the past, she would stop.

But this time... a sudden change!Ya'er glared at Mu Zhili, and suddenly threw it out with hatred!

I was almost scared to death, Lao Zhao's pupils shrank, and he subconsciously reached out to block it, and then we saw that the wine bottle crossed a graceful but definitely not practical arc, and blossomed at Mu Zhili's feet.

"Bah—"

The sound is crisp and loud.