After swapping bodies with green tea sister

It's also embarrassing.

Under the huge sound waves, the sound of the bottle was only slightly abrupt, attracting the gazes of a few busybodies who had already been watching.

A few vicious men in plain clothes wanted to approach, but were quickly blocked by other cold-faced men in the crowd.I guess this is Lao Zhao's "person".

Mu Zhili opened her eyes dissatisfied.

His and Ya'er's eyes collided, and in an instant, Mu Zhili changed into his signature sarcasm and indifference.Ya'er's eyes flinched three points, but Mu Zhili suddenly left Lao Zhao who was supporting him, and strode closer.

"What are you doing... woo!"

Her answer was a crisp slap.

But it was Lin Zhengyi who hit...

Realizing that the situation was not right, Lao Lin who came to persuade him to fight was already stupefied. He never imagined, never imagined that his best brother, when facing him and his sister, decisively slapped him on the face... But Is there anything wrong with thinking about it?

If it's me, fight Ya'er and Lao Lin, and I'll choose that one too.

Without him, can resist!Porcelain solid!thick!

"I don't hit women," Mu Zhili began to play handsome again, pretending to be cold, "Lin, but don't take me for a temper."

"You, you, you..." Ya'er's face turned blue.

Mu Zhili ignored Ya'er, swayed, and slumped on the sofa, "So, explain?" He lit a cigarette, marlboro, surrounded by clouds, very similar to the classic "Brother (Leslie Cheung)" Smoking photo, but I guess, he should just act instinctively.

A coquettish (commendative) woman turns into a man, the coquettishness seems to have not disappeared, but transformed into a new shape under another container.

I can't deny that, that's right, this "woman" just has a certain smell, as if she has been appointed by imperial court.Unique, attractive, and coquettish, he is a peerless stunner who can overwhelm you until you can't breathe, if it's my Mu Qiuyun's student bully, it's still the same.

"You, you bully Zhili, what else do you have to say?" Ya'er spoke slowly.

"Oh?" Mu Zhili laughed, "Is your relationship so good all of a sudden?" He began to think drunkenly, and I frantically hinted with my eyes: wash it for me, wash it, please wash it... As a result, Mu Zhili rolled her eyes, "Hee hee, I just, I just bullied him, how about it?"

bang.

My legs go limp.

He meow...!Sure enough, the most terrifying thing happened!

Cross-server chat, no, this TM is cross-game chat!Or TM is the chat from "Slave Girl Sylvie" to "Love and the Producer"!

For such an assist by Mu Zhili, I pay it back, I still explain what a fart!

"You..." Faced with Mu Zhili's "shameless", Ya'er became angry and wanted to rush forward.

And Mu Zhili interrupted directly, he roared hoarsely and clumsily, "Me? What's wrong with me? I did, did I do something wrong? He just likes, likes to be bullied by me, he is happy, he shakes his m, he owes me From head to toe, he belongs to me... I, I can't explain to you, Shi Zhili, get over here, show her, show her how good our relationship is!"

"Don't go there!"

"Don't, ignore her, come here."

"Zhili, you..."

"It's so annoying, have a little conscience, a little conscience, Damu."

"I can't sink any longer..."

"We are, brother and sister, right?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

The two of them bickered one after another when they were drunk, pointing at me in unison.

The strange reverberation that can't be suppressed by the majestic rock music at the scene, my mind is in chaos, and the scene where Mitsui Shou meets Uncle Anzai emerges in my mind.

coach.

—I want to explode in place.

033

Author: ink dirty

If you use the classic gal thinking of an otaku to describe it.

At this moment, I am probably standing at a very important "fork in the road".

Going to the left, Ya'er's favorability skyrocketed, and she entered the Ya'er line from then on.The potpourri fragrance of Brokeback Mountain, the lily blooms in the potpourri fragrance.

If I touch the peach once and hold the ball second, I will see that I am not messing with it, I will knead it and not grind it randomly, and I will not be able to grind it in... Of course I can't get in.

To the right, it's obviously the younger sister line. In every sense, this line is terrible, but if I really want to abandon it, I can't do it.

Unless I plan to deny this sister, unless I plan to be Mu Zhili forever, otherwise, my sister and I are a community of destiny and cannot be separated for the rest of our lives.

Well……

It seems that which one to choose is not suitable?

It seems that whoever you follow will leave regrets?

"Yeah, my life is what I'm fighting for..."

Timely ringtones and vibrations interrupted the dilemma, and I hurriedly flicked my phone, using an excuse to escape.

There are a lot of people outside the door of the mix, young and beautiful girls in threes and fives, and youths with exuberant hormones in sevens and eights, all gathered together clearly, but peeking at each other from time to time.There is a sense of ambiguity and shyness in the air.

Youth, that's great.

"How's the situation?"

On the other side of the receiver, there was naturally a man's gentle and concerned voice, Brother Gu, Master Gu, Uncle Gu?

I'm a bit confused about what to call it, and it's a confusion of identity. How could there be a "monster" like me in the world?The body of a plaything, the soul of a man, arrogant and humble.

"Zhili...?"

"Oh! Haha," I was shocked, "Sorry, I was distracted just now. That, I just solved it! Thank you! Another day, please eat~~"

Unknowingly, he was inviting him again, that soft voice that was too sweet.For a moment, I felt that I was very cheap. I was trying to please?

Gu Jiaming still cared so seriously, as if he was talking over the phone, pampering me on the top of my head, "You, don't think that tonight is over, you have to pay attention to many places, the situation of the two of you is very special , Psychologically, accidents are inevitable."

"Well, I'll take care of him."

"It's not just him, I'm most worried about you. He is very good at venting, and the one who can vent is the fastest to adapt, but you are different. You have to hold back everything and suppress everything. You are more sunny and cheerful than him, but to be honest, you Not as good as him. Mentally good."

"I..." I was speechless.

Am I really not used to it?Am I really holding back?

I never doubted myself in the past, but for this man, I always believed in his words.I've always felt that I'm used to it, even exaggerating, it's fine to be "Mu Zhili" for a lifetime, but... really?

—Maybe I'm just hiding it.

After those body changes, some were lost, perhaps, they were just hidden somewhere.

"If you're free, talk to me. It's an elder anyway." He smiled seriously, and changed the topic, "You, it's quite interesting after drinking, but try not to drink too much in the future."

"Oh……"

Inexplicably a little uncomfortable.

That drunk, as expected, as expected, was still hated by him...

"As for the reason," Shang was struggling in the uncomfortable tide, and I suddenly heard: "Compared to the effect of alcohol, I still want to see you be honest with me when you are sober."

"Woo... ah eh???"

Suddenly reacting, I opened my mouth in surprise.

Some understand and some don't understand... His tone is too serious, and I can't figure out whether his turning point is a straight man's stupidity, or he deliberately teased me...

"No, don't mention that. Hey, he, he came out, do you want to talk to him?" I awkwardly changed the subject.

"Give him the phone."

"it is good!"

Relieved, I shoved the phone into Mu Zhili's hand, and quickly dragged Lao Zhao, Ya'er, and Silly Linzi away.The light slanted down, Mu Zhili looked back, and then hesitantly, put the phone close to her ear.

"What's the matter? It's mysterious." Ya'er complained, her words faltered for half a second, and her expression froze suddenly, "Is it possible that it's Yue Yue Yue Yue... Yue Pao?"

"puff……"

I hurriedly found an excuse for Ya'er...but the effect was extremely poor. Ya'er basically believed that I would lie about "Oni-chan who had a skin relationship", and I didn't believe anything. I tried a few words, but I had to give up.

No way, only chatting intermittently.On the way, I focused all my attention on Mu Zhili.

It's too far away, and the sound is tired.I really don't know what they are talking about.At first, Mu Zhili just listened dumbly, and she burst into tears, but just as she was about to wipe it off, she burst out laughing again.

In the next few minutes, she was in a state of rain turning to cloudy, half Lin Daiyu and half Wang Xifeng, bathed in the moonlight, whispering back.

"Okay, dead Mumu."

About 10 minutes later he came over.

After taking the phone, before hanging it up, I put it close to my ear, "Hello..." I was inexplicably nervous.

"Oh, I'm really worried about the two of you." The other end teased, "He's been coaxed this time. But the obsession hasn't gone. I'm afraid I will have to dig into the horns in the future."

"Perseverance, obsession?"

"Well. The obsession of being born for oneself. He always feels that he is Mu Zhili, a goddess, a big beauty, and a 'fairy' who teases men's hearts."

"Isn't it, isn't it?" I quietly hid in a corner, and then I couldn't hide my surprise and confusion.

What is "always feeling"?What is "I am"?Mu Zhili, isn't she just Mu Zhili, isn't she that "goddess"?

"No, of course not. I don't mean changing his body. Even if he doesn't change, he will grow old, become ugly, have accidents, be disfigured, and lose his reputation... That's how fate is." Gu Jiaming suddenly became serious.

"cocoa……"

"But he gambled his self-esteem on it." Gu Jiaming sighed softly, "I understand. At this age, a girl with a beautiful body and a good figure is easy to make this kind of mistake when men flatter her." He sighed again, "This not good."

"K-ke, self-esteem, you always need some kind of support, right?" I finally found a point of rebuttal.

Think about it, right?A rich person has the self-esteem of a rich person, and a schoolmaster has the self-esteem of a schoolmaster. People must first have ability, status, and admiration before they can have self-confidence, and then their self-esteem can grow...

"If I said, it's not really?" Gu Jiaming smiled, "It's all a backbone, stumbling, ups and downs, it doesn't make sense that any moment is more noble than the other moment. It's not ribs, fresh ones are still good." Price increase."

"Ribs……"

This snake skin metaphor.

I don't understand, but I really want to laugh.

"In short, it doesn't matter if you don't understand," said the deep and slow voice, "Remember, he is him and will always be him, not any of the labels of Mu Zhili, goddess, or fairy. You are the same. Labels It is given by others, and it is also for others to see. You yourself, you can’t look at yourself like this.

"Then how should I look at me..." I was distressed.I heard the words and remembered them, but I don’t understand them, brother.

"Don't ask me, I'm someone else," the guy said lazily, "In my eyes, you are just a little boy with a cute personality. Of course, you are a little girl now. This kind of view is very superficial, but it is also the most straightforward. I I hope you will always be cute."

"Hey……"

Forever, always be cute...

Is this what he expected?

"Hehe, I won't tease you anymore, I'll ask Xiao Zhao to take you back later. Let's have some supper along the way. If this is the case, there is a good private kitchen at Yingze Bridge, let Xiao Zhao take you there. "

"Okay, but, it feels like I'm going to get fat..."

"It feels better to be a little fatter."

"Well……"

Hand, feel?

I feel like he just means something ordinary, right?

But unexpectedly, I suddenly thought of some lewd things.

"Good night, good night."

His face remained unchanged.After all, this shameless delusion is not the first time.It's just inevitable that my mind becomes shy, saying goodbye like a mosquito.

"Well. Remember to call when you get back. Give him some sober medicine."

"I know~"

He hung up the phone with a smile, his mood was inexplicably bright like water, the lake glowed, and his tired body was also very brisk.The one who hung up the phone was humming, Kano, Aironi.When I got out of the corner, I shrank my head subconsciously. For a moment, I looked like a little woman who was cheating on someone.