After swapping bodies with green tea sister

Who is hiding it?

The first one was Mu Zhili who was sleeping with her back against the wall, the second one was Ya'er beating Old Dog Lin, and the third one was Mr. Zhao's mouth that was bigger than his face.

No one seemed to notice me.

But it's like... peeping everywhere...

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Author: ink dirty

The night finally came to an end amidst Mu Zhili's snoring, Mr. Zhao sent us back, and asked if we wanted to eat on the way, excluding Mu Zhili, who was confused, Ya'er and I looked at each other, and came to the conclusion that if we don't go, we are afraid of getting fat.

Mr. Zhao asked Lao Lin if he had any objections, and Lao Lin said embarrassingly, "Hi, how dare you have it, my sister and aunt's, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." I glared at him, and he immediately shut up.

This small detail has been discovered, maybe there are some clues?Mr. Zhao didn't say anything, he just kept hinting in the car that "I" was the only girl Gu Jiaming was interested in these few years, and he was taken aback by treating them like little ones, so...

"So it means that I got tired of playing before," Si Lingou muttered half drunk and half awake, looking at him as if he was really talking nonsense.

But I bet ten yuan that this guy is definitely not drunk, at least a quarter of Northeast people's blood, Lao Lin and Ya'er are the same as those who swim out of the wine tank, when the class party was held, Ya'er was always reserved, "I can't drink, Can't drink", and then he drank the three men's as soon as he shot.

The remaining 20 or so men who drank died together with Lao Lin, but they kept pestering the waiter for free TISCO soda, emptying a storehouse.

Later, our class was blacklisted by the hotel...

"Maybe." Mr. Zhao did not explain further on this issue.

Lao Lin is very good, he scolded nonsensely "that brother Lao Shiziming is definitely a scumbag", and he was not afraid of being thrown away by others.Looking at the bustling street scene outside the window, I suddenly thought: maybe in their circle, good wine, fragrant cars, and beautiful girls are very common things.

Just like Lao Lin's swollen face and Laoshan Beer, my Tongren skin and Fat House Happy Water, no one will be proud, superior, or contemptuous of it, because everyone is just "playing with toys" in the same way.

People only pour their hearts into things that they can't get.

Ya'er and Lao Lin were the first to be sent away, and their departure made the car extremely dull. The CD neighed emotionlessly, the unknown Scottish tune was completely out of tune, I took care of Zhili, and Mr. Zhao didn't say a word.He didn't like me, and I gradually became aware of it.

Eventful, passionate, vase woman.In his eyes, my silhouette was extremely inferior.

The off-road vehicle finally parked downstairs in my unit. The huge body of the vehicle looked like a monster, which did not match Mr. Zhao's thin and short stature at all.Xu Shi was frightened, the usually noisy but kind concierge old lady did not come out to nag "No outside cars are allowed".

I really couldn't hold back the drunk, so I had to ask Mr. Zhao for help. He nodded slightly and helped me carry Mu Zhili up to the third floor to 302. When I took out the key and was about to open it, there was a "squeak" and the door opened. It opened, and my mother's worried face rushed out, and then froze on the faces of Mr. Zhao and me.

"!"

To, to be scolded!

"Are you back?"

——But no, surprisingly, the mother was very calm, very natural, too natural.

Obviously in the past, even if I came back a little later, my mother would pester me and ask me where I was, who I was with, and how his grades were.I used to be extremely annoyed by this desire to control, but now that it's gone, I feel... I'm not used to it.

"Well, my brother is back too."

I blinked my eyes lightly.

At this time, my mother finally noticed Mr. Zhao's back, and her complexion changed suddenly. She couldn't believe Mu Zhili's hair, Mu Zhili's makeup, and Mu Zhili's body smelled of alcohol. My shoulders trembled slightly.

"Did you take him out for a drink?"

She tried her best to suppress her anger, so that her tone had the scorching steam of thousands of degrees of iron thrown into the ice.

"Ah...? It's..."

The steam was steaming and surging, and it rushed towards me fiercely.How else can I answer?

"Where did you go???"

asked again.

"Woo, Mai, mix..."

Answer again.

"He danced with those messy girls???"

asked again.

"Or, maybe?"

Answer again.

"He smoked, smoked???"

Ask again...

"..."

I can't answer anymore.

"Mu Zhili!" Mother roared with red eyes, "Didn't you promise me not to teach your brother bad? What are you doing today? What are you taking your brother to do?"

The water vapor finally fell, it was so hot, but there was also a feeling of relief, at least she scolded me... she didn't ignore me.

"Yes, I'm sorry, Mom."

"You still know, call me mom?? I'm still, your mom?? I can't control you! I can't control you all the time! You do whatever you want, mess around, make trouble at will, I never scolded you... But I am Didn’t I say it? Don’t teach your brother badly? Let your brother go?”

"I, I... I didn't mean to..."

"Is it intentional again? You, you just say this, always, one sentence." She muttered sadly, shook her head, and then fell silent.She forcibly grabbed "Mu Qiuyun" from Mr. Zhao, and helped "Mu Qiuyun" wipe off the sweat on his forehead with a distressed expression.

But who is the real "Mu Qiuyun"... I lowered my head and wanted to follow the door in frustration. At this moment, my mother turned around and asked, "Are you going out with your boyfriend tonight?"

"Ah... ah?"

"Do I need to keep the door open for you?"

"No, no need, haha, because actually I..."

I tried to liven things up with a "because I'm actually not going out tonight" joke, but before I could finish, Mom walked in the door as quickly as I was some filthy trash. "Bang dong", the door was bumped, the voice-activated lights on the second and fourth floors were smashed and turned on, and the locks rang a few times. I stared blankly at the "home" door, the "home" door that I could no longer enter...

"Uh, cough cough, this is a bit melon skin, should I knock on the door and explain?"

The corner of Mr. Zhao's mouth twitched, and it was the first sentence I heard him say.

"No need. That, Ma, trouble, please take me to the hotel."

I smiled lightly, it's hard to say what kind of mood I am in?Still, it's okay to laugh.Hee hee, I'm really optimistic.

Mr. Zhao seriously agreed.

At 11:43 in the middle of the night, when the good girl and the happy girl had already fallen asleep, I got into that monster-like car again and ran around in the ruthless past of Lishan.

At 44 minutes, Mr. Zhao began to talk to me, kept talking, and kept diverting my attention.He told me that this car was named George Patton, and it was a gift from Brother Ming for his 30th birthday. At first, his biggest worry was that it was easy to collide with people.Because of this car, he is now a better driver.

He also said that this Scottish song was called "Auld Lang Syne", and it was brought in the CD player when Brother Ming gave him the car. A friend's solo show...

He also said that his hometown is Chang'an, and the distance from Chang'an to Lishan is 656 kilometers. He walked this distance for 23 years, and he also wandered for 23 years.Until in Lishan, I met "Mr. Gu" who also wandered here from Shicheng.

"Wandering...?"

"Well, it's more pitiful than me, with no father or mother. At that time, brother Ming was still a big boy, handsome, just dressed in a suit, and took me to fish for the senior sisters of Jin University every day, haha. Now Think about it, the girls back then were so fucking innocent."

"Girls nowadays are quite simple..."

"You don't understand this. A 20-year-old girl has never worn a miniskirt and never heard of dirty jokes. It was only in those days. In those days, I never heard of compensated dating, naked loans, etc. You have to be sneaky about taking care of yourself. It’s the same as now. You can find a mistress to find a lover. There’s even an app for men pretending to be women. It’s also good. It greatly enriches the spiritual world of rich old men like me. There are material comforts of a beautiful female college student. But... the youth in the blue building, purple pavilion and white skirt is gone forever, just like me, in the blink of an eye, I will be 31 years old, obviously not young enough yet ,well."

"Uncle, you are not old, you are only 31 years old."

"Aren't you old enough to be called Uncle? You girl. Remember not to call me that in front of Brother Ming. Call me Xiao Zhao. Seniors and young are orderly."

"Elder and younger, you are clearly older than him..."

"Hey! This is different. I really admire Brother Ming. Among men, if you are not convinced, your brother will not do anything. If you are convinced, your brother will not care. I have watched and enjoyed him all the way. He is ruthless, especially to himself, it is not easy for a man to be so ruthless."

"That's it..."

I thought about it.

Amusing?"Xiao Gu" when he was young? The big boy who wandered around Jin University in 2009 to cheat food and drink?When I think about that scene, I always want to laugh, but I can't laugh because I'm stuck.

[They are all homeless people. 】

After a few seconds, I finally figured out why I couldn't smile, and then something swept away all my strength, like falling into a deep well.When I arrived at the hotel, I tried my best to grin at "Xiao Zhao". He froze for a moment and wanted to say something, but I opened the door and left first.

"Miss Mu!" He rolled down the car window, "You can go in and rest first, the room number is 1207, a business suite, and the front desk will give you a room card. If you need it, call the front desk and say your surname is Gu... at most 5 Minutes, someone will fix anything for you."

"But, my surname is not Gu..."

"Maybe I'll have a last name in the future?"

Old Zhao asked back with a smile, I was speechless, so I followed him with a smile.

【It's not funny...】

Go through the revolving door, get your key card, undress and jump into the bathtub.All the lamp holes are clear, and all the ghosts and monsters have nowhere to hide. I was soaked in the lukewarm water, and I stroked my chest with my bare hands, but I was still thinking a little bit out of control and trembling,

[A cold joke, it's not funny...]

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Author: ink dirty

When immersed in the water, it is like returning to the body of the mother, curled up, surrounded by warmth and peace of mind, and then the soul rises into the sky, falls and wanders, falling into the lock of fantasy, or the calamity of losing memory...

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[From now on, she will be your sister. 】

【Zhili, Zhili. 】

[Mu Jianhua!Can you pass it! 】

【dad……】

[Vixen? 】

【You, you are not my brother!My brother is far away!My brother has never seen it!He must be [-] million times more handsome than you, [-] million times richer, and [-] million times gentler!I, I hate you! 】

【Sorry...】

【Teach your brother bad again!Teach your brother bad again!Teach your brother bad again! ! ! 】

-

"I, I didn't!"

It bounced almost instantly.

"Hu, hu, hu..."

Into the eyes, the cold ceiling, empty.

It turned out to be a nightmare...

Fortunately, the mother's angry face does not exist, or rather, it is a pity that it does not exist.I'd rather see being scolded by my mother than a dead room.It seems that I am an unwilling person.

so cold.

The water droplets evaporate and take away the residual temperature. Before you know it, the water has already cooled down.I tried to be optimistic and smiled again, but what I saw in the mirror was that haggard and charming girl, showing an extremely bitter look.

Poor, but also tempting.The slightly classical willow-leaf eyebrows will be relaxed and soft, waiting for the wind.Yingying Xiumou, sadness is also teasing spring.She's such a charming girl...without makeup, her small mouth is so red that it's attractive.

I can't be as noble and glamorous as Mu Zhili. I always like to make trouble, laugh, and show my true feelings. In the eyes of others, it must be like being coquettish, right?What does this woman Meixiao look like in the mirror?

I want to watch it.

But, I can't laugh anymore...

so cold.

Do something, do something.

The suite is really too big, like an empty birdcage, if you continue to be lonely, you will really go crazy.What is mother doing?What is Mu Zhili doing?Are they... hugging and sleeping...?I can't control my cranky thoughts.

Obviously it all belongs to me...

Rolling, steaming, beads of water along the cheeks.Am I crying?It doesn't matter if you cry, it's one thing to cry anyway.Please, let me not think about anything, don't think about what happened just now, don't think about the Kayako under the bed.

It's annoying, it's annoying, it seems like there are ghosts everywhere when you close your eyes, tonight, sleep with the light on.

Clothes, that's all.

I didn't bring my pajamas, and I didn't have to take them off.

sleep...

sleep...