After swapping bodies with green tea sister

"Hey, Mr. Gu, you are too modest. Who doesn't know that you cover the sky with one hand. Actually, Mr. Gu, I really have nothing to do. I just want to make friends. Although I am not qualified, how can I say it? ?You, the clouds are light and the wind is light, you are detached, and your common name in the world means nothing to you. I am a fat man, but sometimes I really admire a friend like you. In the realm of the world, I learned something..."

What the fat man said is getting more and more sincere. To be honest, I personally can’t find any faults. Although I know that he is just trying to get close and make connections, I just can’t hate him.Flattering, flattering, sincere, it really looks like that.

"Well, sit down." Brother Gu said with a blank expression.

"Thank you! Thank you!" The fat uncle wisely didn't sit too close, but he didn't sit too far away, and then called the waiter to order a lot of things. After ordering, he smiled politely at me and asked Brother Gu: "Gu Anyway, I don’t know my sister-in-law’s name..."

I quickly answered, "Well, uncle, my surname is Mu, and my name is Mu Zhili. And I'm not from Jiaming..." "Bah!"

Suddenly there was the crisp sound of porcelain smashing next to my ear, and I turned my head in amazement, only to find that Li Xiuyu accidentally broke the teacup, and was staring at me fixedly, unable to move away, her eyes were full of extreme fear.

I suddenly reacted.

The word Mu Zhili...he recognized me!He recognized me as the "sister" of the biggest opponent!The key is his current identity!It's... Master Rabbit!I broke his secret, which is probably the biggest, deepest, and can completely destroy him!However, I... I just realized it now!

I'm afraid I'm not a fool!Hi!Wait a minute!That is to say!I can take this secret and viciously threaten him to do many outrageous things, rough things, crazy things, such as...

——Forcing him to find out his exam secrets?

——Torture out his learning method?

— snatched his English notes?

Suddenly excited.jpg!

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Author: ink dirty

"Tsk, you bastard, be careful, what are you doing? What if you scare my sister-in-law?"

As soon as the shattering sound fell, the fat uncle immediately gave Li Xiuyu a fierce look, and the latter's eyes were slightly red.This is the first time I've seen Li Xiuyun look so wronged.

After reprimanding the fat uncle, he immediately turned his head and bowed his head and apologized, "Mr. Gu, I'm sorry, the child is not sensible, haha, I disturbed you, I'm sorry..." Then I didn't hear what Old Gu said, but he was quite cold anyway.

unimportant.

Because my eyes are all on Li Xiuyu.

That's Li Xiuyu... In the past, I've only seen a proud beauty in school uniform, but now she's "dressing up" for a fat man.

He silently bent down and cleaned up the debris with a wet towel. The noise was not loud. The busy waiter in the morning didn't pay attention to this place. Li Xiuyu was handling it slowly by herself. His thin back and pale face really looked bleak. I wanted to help him, but he trembled in horror, and refused timidly and bewilderedly.

It was about that moment - I suddenly lost the desire to eat.

His throat was rough, he couldn't tell, maybe it was because of the contrast between his aloofness at school and his lowliness at the moment?Or is it the sense of loss after the opponent's role model was broken in the past?It suddenly occurred to me that I was similar to him in some places, but there seemed to be essential differences.

This is not only to describe the obvious things like "identity", maybe I also barely glimpsed some hidden human nature, and some things like some sad and fixed iron rules in society.Of course I am clean, but looking at Li Xiuyu, I really can't be complacent about my cleanliness.

"What's wrong?" Gu Jiaming suddenly looked at me dotingly.

This was probably the first time Old Gu laughed after the fat uncle came in.

Shaking her head, "It's nothing, it's just, I'm full and a little full, shall we go?" I didn't lie, Mu Zhili's stomach is really small, and sweet and oily things get tired quickly, so naturally Land, easy to thin and beautiful physique.

"Hmm." Old Gu pulled me up.

"Hey wait, Mr. Gu, let's go now, don't you want to chat?" The fat uncle started to speak anxiously, "That, that, I really love you..."

Old Gu interrupted in a deep voice, "Let's get straight to the point. Mr. Qian, the affairs of your Qian family really have nothing to do with me, and I don't want to interfere. But, for the sake of this meal, I advise you, you should take it easy... He sighed, "Look out."

"Wait, Mr. Gu...could it be...you mean...the giant ship is about to tip over, it's time to jump off the boat...?" The fat uncle's tone trembled violently.

"It's boring to talk too clearly. The person who did it is very wicked. I'm afraid too."

"...You are also afraid...I understand...Thank you, Mr. Gu...Thank you, Mr. Gu..." The fat uncle's complexion was extremely grim. It can be said that he was afraid of seeing a ghost. Picking up Li Xiuyu, he ran away in a hurry.

I didn't ask any more questions, and when the fat uncle disappeared completely, Lao Gu was silent for a few seconds, led me back to the car.

"That boy, your eyes are not right, do you recognize him?"

When driving to the main road, Lao Gu asked me intentionally or unconsciously.

"Hmm... the number one in the grade, quite arrogant, I never expected that outside, he would..."

I look out the window, the city is not finished dressing up in the morning, but even so, it is elegant enough.It's a pity that not every child is qualified to caress this noble concubine's jade legs, suck her sweet juice, and taste her mysterious fragrance at night.

Li Xiuyu... oh...

"You are quite sentimental. Hehe, silly girl. This kind of thing is too much. At your age, it is best not to think too much. Each has its own situation and difficulty. But in the future, you should stay away from him. No matter what, choosing this road will still distort some things." Old Gu advised while driving.

"Well. Well, I am. I am very distressed and uncomfortable. I want to help him a little bit."

Brother Gu laughed out loud, "You, what can you help? Don't worry, I've already helped. Do you really think I mentioned the surname Qian because of that meal? From what I can see, the surname is Qian. You can definitely see it, don't worry, with your level of relationship, the person surnamed Qian will definitely be very generous."

"Thank you. I really don't know how to repay you."

"No need to answer anything."

"Well……"

"I do whatever I want. I play with you because I want to, and help you because I want to help. If it is a transaction, I will make it clear in advance that I will not force the capital on you first, which will make you feel uncomfortable." Do it." He stated calmly.I not only appreciate this kind of behavior, but also from the bottom of my heart... I am so envious.

"Hmm." Old Gu Lao Gu, sometimes, even though he is close at hand, he feels that the world is far apart.

At [-]:[-], the car arrived at the Beijing-Kunming Expressway, and I told Gu Jiaming to let him drive hard, and I would sleep for a while, and he agreed.But when I close my eyes, I can't calm down.

I still can't help but turn on my phone... Will my mother care about the vast number of WeChat messages? ——Sure enough not.Mu Zhili, on the other hand, sent a sentence after six o'clock in the morning: "Where did you go last night???"

"Hotel." I typed.

Not long after, "Oh, I know, Gu Jiaming told me. Hehe, you're having fun, don't miss leaving." My mother, why are you so awkward with such a tone?

"Mu Zhili, don't be weird with me. Last night you ran to the bar and let your mother find out. I haven't scolded you yet. Also, labor and management have taken such a big scapegoat for you, and you didn't comfort me? You Do you think I really want to sleep in a hotel? Do you think I don't want to go home?"

"Hehe, who knows?" The sound of "hehe" really made me angry.

The old Gu's hehe, that kind of light and warm smile, but what about Mu Zhili?I can completely imagine that guy sneering at no one in his eyes.

"You're really unreasonable. I'm convinced, get out, I don't want to talk to you." My hand was shaking as I tapped the screen.

"Yo, you have learned to lose your temper so quickly? Are you capable? Tell me to get out, but you should get out quickly!!! Get out of my body!!! Give me back my things!!!" Mu Zhili also got angry at first, and started messing around.

"Are you here again??? Is it my fault? Is it my fault? If you do this again, I will block you!"

"Pull, please pull, hehe."

"Just pull it."

I directly deleted him as a friend, then blocked him, and threw the phone aside.

Not long after, the bell rang, "Mu! Qiu! Yun!????? Fuck me! You really blocked me??? You're so brave!!! Wings are hard???" The other end shook the receiver like a loudspeaker.

"Didn't you ask me to block you?" I pretended to be innocent.

"Oh, just perfunctory? Okay, you wait. I'm your brother now, don't think that I can't really cure you." Mu Zhili on the other end gritted her teeth.

I teased briskly, "Well, well, I'll wait and see~ Also, are you okay 'brother, brother'? If there is nothing wrong, I will continue to block the call." It's strange... When did I become so good at speaking Mean words?You can even accurately understand which tone can make the other person angry the most...

"How dare you!!!!" Mu Zhili roared as expected.

"Bye." Quickly hung up, and then blocked the call and SMS QQ in one go, um, see you later.

Thinking of Mu Zhili's panic-stricken look, I couldn't help but burst into tears. After laughing, looking at the phone, I felt like a lifetime away.It's only been a few days?My temperament is really very different from the past.

No matter how much I find reasons to wash the floor, I have to admit that I really don't want to pet as much as I used to.

Maybe it has something to do with today's new appearance, or maybe it has something to do with Gu Jiaming's constant reminder of my "new identity", and... it has something to do with the blow my mother brought last night.I was literally changing gradually, uncontrollably.

The subconscious trembled: that ray of unwilling and painful soul was changing, distorting, and gradually adapting to its brand new container...

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Author: ink dirty

Of course I won't block Mu Zhili all the time.

In fact, just two hours after arriving, when Jiaming got off the expressway, I unblocked my phone number and WeChat, and waited for Mu Zhili to add me back.

But the idea fell through.

Mu Zhili never called or added WeChat. He was very quiet, so quiet that I was a little scared.In the past, Mu Zhili, at least to me, was someone who could never hide her temper.

There is a horrible conjecture that he is also being distorted by the "vessel".

It's a bit uncomfortable, that thin, veil-like soul, no one can escape, can the world of mortals drift with the tide?

I thought about it for half an hour, until Lao Gu took me back to "home", but there was no answer to this question.Perhaps the only thing I can think clearly is my weakness and hesitation in these few days.

"arrive."

The man looked at me, as if he could see through all my thoughts.

Then he turned off the engine, got out of the car, and opened the door for me very gentlemanly.The sky in Shicheng is a little bluer than that in Lishan, but it is also dry and cold.Suddenly, I don't like this kind of weather very much. It's ridiculous. I've been used to it for 18 years, so why are you being hypocritical now?

Even Gu Jiaming's residence is quite unpretentious.

Very ordinary high-end apartment, ordinary to my surprise.There are no antique decorations that cost tens of millions in the movies, and there are not many luxurious decorations.A wedding room for young urban white-collar couples?That's probably how it feels.

There is a pattern of cleanliness in the house, which should be cleaned up by housekeeping every day, but there are basically no traces of life.I guess, this place, in fact, very few people live.

The golden house hides the charm.

I don't know why this word suddenly popped into my mind.

An apartment close to [-] square meters can easily give people a sense of emptiness and fear, even if every light is turned on.I really don't like this place, and I feel like I'd go crazy if I were left alone here.

Brother Gu's company was the best news, but after not sitting for long, he said he wanted to go shopping alone—I quickly grabbed his arm and begged: "Take me too, okay?"

"it is good."

There seemed to be an inexplicable meaning in the softened smile in his eyes.

But I don't want to care.

Take the elevator, go out the door, and there is a big supermarket not far from the community.He and I walked in together and walked around~ It's not very big, but we can't finish our shopping.

Basically, he bought me whatever I asked for, regardless of the price, and made a lot of drinks and snacks.I thought he would follow me all the time, but ended up walking to the seafood. I wanted to eat shrimp, but Gu Jiaming glanced twice and frowned:

"Don't buy this."

"Why..." I asked stupidly.

"There is a problem with the water quality, and the variety is poor." He shook his head, saw my expression, and laughed again, "What's the matter, do you want to eat so much? Let's do it this way. I'll ask my friend to get some self-raised ones in the afternoon, and then I'll make them for myself." You satisfy your hunger. How about it?"

Of course I quickly refused, "No, no, no, I'm so expensive, just buy some of these..." To be honest, these are live shrimps anyway, and I'm usually happy when I eat fried rice with shrimps...

Too complicated, too complicated, poor dogs really can't understand the world of rich people.

"No, you can't." He shook his head firmly, "You are in poor health now, you must take care of yourself, at least in front of me, don't want to spoil your body casually."

"Well……"

"I also bought snacks for me. You can eat half a pack a day at most."

"Ahhhhhhhhhh?????Σ( °△°|||)︴"

"Let's go, I'll make you something nutritious for lunch." Lao Gu strode forward with a cold face.jpg.

Mom sells batches, your brother Gu is still your brother Gu, in some places, he is really... indescribable.I didn’t buy the shrimp in the end, and the snacks don’t seem to be a joke, they are really stupid, crying~~~

Of course I was sulking on the way and deliberately didn't take the initiative to help him carry things, and he was tough enough, I don't say anything, he really didn't ask me to help at all.

Two bags full of snacks, vegetables, meat and seasonings were taken away by him alone, which is really exciting.

When I got home, when I turned on the fire and the range hood blew, the empty room finally felt more human.Lao Gu asked me to look for an apron in the closet, and I deliberately picked a pink one with flowers for him. He raised his eyebrows, and then put it on very neatly, making me laugh out loud.

At first I planned to help him wash and chop vegetables, but this guy refused. He said plausibly, "The oil fume and kitchen work hurt the skin", "After cooking for more than [-] years, he will turn yellow-faced woman", so he simply put me The right to enter the kitchen is deprived.Bah, where did the crooked theory come from? I went to investigate angrily, and it turned out that it was really...?

Then there's no way.

I had no choice but to lean on the verandah, looking at him from a distance, and at him busy in the kitchen.

At least for this moment... the smell of home is kind of like that.

Lao Gu is the most conscientious person I have ever met in cooking, never before, especially when washing vegetables.When a man is gentle and meticulous, he is really dazzling.I really feel like a fool, I don’t play with my mobile phone, I don’t play with 300, I stand here giggling, watching him busy, but I find it interesting.

Until Lao Gu looked back at me for the third time, he finally couldn't help it anymore, he put down the radish, tensed his solemn face,

"Zhili, what have you been watching me do?"

"Ah...? Uh, na, um, I'm curious... It's the first time I've seen you rich people cook your own food?" I stuck out my tongue.

"Of course." He rolled his eyes very seriously, "we rich people serve, chew, and swallow our own food. Why, are you surprised, surprised, and then find that the types of skills of rich people are really amazing?" Rich?"

"I, I didn't say that. Hmph, you old brother, you know how to bury my younger brother."

"It's my brother's prejudice first, and this brother is correcting it."