After swapping bodies with green tea sister

"Bah, I don't care, I don't care, anyway, the philosopher said: 'The elder brother was born to be bullied by the younger brother', you have to let me."

"Oh? Then you are wrong. The philosopher said: 'The elder brother is born to be bullied by the younger sister'. Generally, the older brother is bullied by the younger sister to vent his anger."

"Well……"

Bully, bully...

H's brain is thinking about certain scenes again...

"Okay, okay," Lao Gu came over to feed me a small piece of carrot, "You, I really can't bear the loneliness. Go to the living room and wait a while, I'll be with you when I'm done."

"Um... um."

I lowered my head, obediently obeyed his words, and went to the living room to wait.

It was then that I took a serious look at the place for the first time.In the living room, there are not many things, it is considered empty, with a simple style.However, the TV in the old Gu's house is really big, at least it has the area of ​​my window.I suddenly wondered, would such a TV look very cool?

The answer turned out to be - no.ha.It's too big, too spacious, and so is the sofa, and the smallest one is big enough for me to roll around.I feel like a naughty kitten, breaking into the giant country, having fun with all my might...

The TV shows are also boring enough.

I thought silently: Let's watch the DVD.It just so happens that the TV also has DVDs.

I finally found the disc drawer. At this moment, I really want to have a blockbuster Marvel movie to help me relieve my loneliness... Unfortunately, there is no.There are really not many discs stored, there are only four discs, and I flipped through them one by one...

"Days of Being Wild"? "2046"? "Golden years"?What a fucking name, "East and West", I have seen this, it is quite interesting and funny.

Jia Ming is also really strange. After observing for a long time, I realized that these films are all directed by the same director: Wong Kar Wai.

Hmm... I seem to have heard of...?

In fact, I am more familiar with Xing Ye, familiar with "Kung Fu", "Shaolin Soccer", and "The Mermaid" is also super interesting. I like Xing Ye's nonsensical and absurd expression techniques, and I like the brain hole that makes me laugh out loud.

But "Evil, West Poison" is not bad, it's pretty good in my memory.I thought about it, put the disc in, and the slightly old Hong Kong-style picture began to play gradually...

Look, look.

Before I knew it, a long time had passed.

Most of the time, I suddenly remembered to eat, and when I turned my head, Gu Jiaming was standing by the door, also looking at the characters in the play, motionless.

Light dances in the dust, his facial features are as beautiful as an artist carved out with a knife, but if you look closely, your skin is still a bit rough, no longer youthful and delicate.Maybe there is another knife in his face these years, which is hard for me to understand at the moment, "years".

I stretch.

"Hey~ Jiaming~ I'm hungry~~"

Subconsciously, softly and sweetly blurted out.

After I finished speaking, I froze for a moment, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah... Fuck, I'm going to be so embarrassed, what kind of tone is this?

It's so annoying...Mu Zhili's voice is like this, if you don't pay attention, the ending will be a little whiny, like a baby, it sounds soft and charming...Will Brother Gu scold me?

Wo Ri—he seems to be smiling even brighter?

Hmm... It seems that our revolutionary friendship is quite deep... You can bear my disgust, Comrade Jiaming, good job, the friends give you a thumbs up!

"Then what, the dishes are ready, let's go." Lao Gu suddenly turned his head with a serious face.

Um, wait, is this, shy?I'm a little skeptical, and my intuition tells me that's the case, but rationally, there's no reason for Lao Gu to be shy.After hesitating for a while, I decided to trust reason.

——After all, my IQ will never lie to me, um, absolutely.

"Then what! Brother Gu! Brother Gu?" I shouted cheerfully, "Why don't you just bring the food here! How about watching it together?"

"Don't make trouble, go, it won't taste good if you let it go."

"Well, why don't you help me, put a little on it, and send it over? Brother Gu, I seem to have a disease that will kill me if I go to the ground..." quickly put on a weak appearance, eyes bling bling.

However, the corner of Lao Gu's mouth twitched.

Then—with a smile and a helpless expression: "You can talk, bad girl... If you can't get off the ground, A throws it, B carries it, and C carries it, which one do you choose?"

"Can I choose D..."

"Okay." Old Gu nodded decisively.

"Ah, what... ah!" Before I could react at all, I was approached by this guy, and my hot arm passed through the creaking hole, and in a blink of an eye, it wrapped around my waist, and at the same time, it also got under my legs. One, hook the crook of the leg, and then... fuck it,

Princess hug.

The face and the place where I stuck it were scalded to death.

"Hey, brother, I'm calling you brother, please put it down." He strode slowly, and I almost begged him anxiously.

"Uncomfortable to hug?" Jia Ming said casually.

nonsense!It's comfortable, of course it's comfortable, it's as warm as returning to the nest... But it's because it's comfortable that there's nothing wrong with it, right?And it's so embarrassing... Fortunately, his hands are very regular, otherwise, if a strange place is touched at this time, I will really explode...

"Cough cough, Gu Ge, men and women can't kiss each other! How can you hug me like this? Gu Ge, to be honest, I think you don't respect my manly dignity, you, you, uh..." He Suddenly glanced over, I subconsciously choked.

"I'm sorry, Zhi...Qiuyun, I overstepped." As if after thinking for a while, he said modestly, and put me down...on a chair in the dining room.

have to.

What are you talking about after hugging, forget it, just don't do this next time.I looked at him secretly, but saw some strange eyes in his eyes.

Obviously watching, but didn't notice my looking back, I was in a daze, thoughtful, confused...

— Really like a philosopher.

"Eat, eat, brother, alas, I forgive you."

I can only whisper.

"Ah."

Gu Jiaming nodded, sat down, but didn't move his chopsticks, he still looked at it like that, thinking endlessly.

I intuited what he was going to say at the dinner table, but no matter what he said, well~ it was not as important as the hairy crabs on the table?Hey~w.

A sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy is much simpler than a sixteen- or seventeen-year-old girl. At least I know myself well. At this age, I just want to eat and sleep. At most, I want to sleep with the person I like.

Eighteen crab legs were torn off unknowingly.

"What do you think I should call you, Mu Zhili, or Mu Qiuyun?"

When pulling No.19, Gu Jiaming suddenly stared at it seriously and asked seriously.

"Well, of course, Mu Qiuyun, otherwise, brother."

I spit out the crab claws and answered.The person in front of me wiped my mouth with paper, and began to carefully crack open the crab shell, pick out the crab meat and crab roe bit by bit, and put it on my plate...

"But, you are no longer you, understand?" Gu Jiaming shook his head gently, "Your expression, movement, posture, born out of Zhili, are also different, but you are definitely not a man. You exude attraction all the time Hormones and smells of men. You have to admit it."

"Well, also, maybe...?"

I thought about it and shook my head. This is the first time I have a different thought from Gu Jiaming:

"However, Lao Gu, I disagree with your first sentence. I am still me, and my soul is still a firm man. This is an unchangeable and absolute thing. The past of 17 years is enough to pour a hard three views... Well, I will only tell you some things, I admit that I have strange feelings towards men now, but I still like women. I will always be Mu Qiuyun."

"But are you really determined?" He looked deeper and deeper, "Zhili, are you sure that you are really male at this moment? Name is just a code, and gender is just a code. It belongs to the organic collection of psychological and physical states. Biological reasons The body decides, and the mind is inseparable from the environment..."

He analyzed it with reason and evidence, and I don't know where the IQ is suddenly on the line. Maybe I eat too many crabs?Anyway, I refuted it plausibly at the time:

"No, brother Jiaming, what you said is wrong. You underestimate the will and the soul. It seems to you that everything about a person is determined by the environment and the body. People have become slaves to the environment and the body...but even if the environment at this moment So what if you see me as a woman?"

"Even if, at this moment, my physiology and psychology are biased towards girls under hormones, what does it mean? My soul will not change, even if my shape changes, my nature will not change. Brother Jiaming, I hate your words, I also hate... Well, at least, I hate that you treat me like a girl in principle. If you can, call me Qiuyun, okay? I'm not a substitute for Mu Zhili, I'm just a, just a, I want to have sex with you My friend's boy..."

"I...understand. But Qiuyun, I really don't regard you as Zhili's substitute. I'm absolutely sure of this. The feeling you give me is completely different from Zhili...otherwise I wouldn't be confused. As for what I want to express, Qiu Yun, is the soul that has changed its shape really still the original soul? Isn’t gender an expression of shape in the soul?”

Gu Jiaming hit the biggest hole in my words with one word. At that moment, I was stunned, but at the same time, my IQ in the face of a dead end suddenly became more sensitive.

All of a sudden—I suddenly had some kind of intuition!And yes, reason also thinks correct intuition!

"Brother Jiaming, you are inducing, aren't you? You are inducing me to admit that I am becoming a woman from soul to body, aren't you???" I blurted out suddenly.

"No..." Jia Ming wanted to refute almost immediately, but immediately my thoughts turned around and I shook my little head vigorously...

"Ah, no, no, Jiaming, even you are sure and believe in what you said, it's not like deliberately inducing... But, there is absolutely no reason for it. It's too strange to say something like this suddenly, even if it makes sense... You can't ..."

"No, actually, are you convincing yourself?"

I looked over in a little astonishment.Jia Ming was also stunned when he heard the words, completely lowered his head, and began to meditate again. After a long time, he met my gaze, which became deep and dignified.

"Qiu Yun, perhaps, you may have guessed correctly."

Suddenly he said something unexpected.

"Why, why..."

I murmured subconsciously, and Jiaming's next words were more like a spiral pill, which directly confused me, and I couldn't react no matter what,

"Because I may suddenly have more emotions towards you than a friend," he said seriously, "It is more selfish and aggressive than towards Zhili... To put it bluntly, I want to possess. Analyzing the psychology, it is because of the subconscious that I That’s why I’m paranoid about what you just said.”

"what..."

I seem to... heard something terrible...?

042 When it comes to estrus, it stops at ceremony

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"Wait, brother, let me make sure again. What you meant, meant... was that you wanted to anal me... right?" I asked tremblingly in the whistling wind.

"It may be so from the perspective of desire. But the word anus is inappropriate and dirty. I suggest you change it to 'eat'." I am really convinced. At this time, Brother Gu still has time to play academics, correct my Chinese usage! "Anyway, Qiuyun, don't be so scared, it's just some superfluous boring emotion, I've ruled it out."

"Why, how could it be possible not to be afraid..." Shrinking.

Crabs, if you eat some crabs, you have to hand over your virginity, woo~ Mom, I won’t be greedy anymore~~

"Qiu Yun, with your appearance, do you treat me like a beast that can't control your body?" He laughed, "Don't worry, if I really wanted to do something, I wouldn't have told you honestly just now. Based on your experience , I want to unknowingly tune you into a personal meat X machine, don't make it too easy."

"Meat, meat X device?"

I wipe, this, this is still a ball, I suddenly become more comfortable when riding a horse!

"I'm just giving an example, it's impossible to really do this," Gu Jiaming said solemnly, "I mean, don't panic, I understand how you feel, after all, we are all men, and when we are in heat, we should really stop at being polite." .In the final analysis, I think what I'm greedy for is nothing more than your unique blooming beauty."

"Um……"

I gradually fell silent.

Yes, what am I thinking, I always take care of him, but I know that I am a boy at heart...

His tenderness that crossed the boundary was nothing but the shadow of "Mu Zhili"'s delicate body, and it was nothing more than a desire for softness and warmth.Just like a bird pecking at a tree, it seems to be holding on tightly, but it is only looking for bugs. Which bird would look at the dry and wrinkled bark?

I let out a long sigh of relief for this, but the breath didn't dissipate, but turned around, becoming a wind in my ears again.The breeze comes slowly, and smoke waves rise, stirring the atrium, rolling out a trace of inexplicable loneliness and melancholy.

The meal ended up not being a joy to eat.

Although... until the end of the show, Gu Jiaming was helping me peel the crabs.

Naturally, Gu Jiaming cleaned up after the meal. I took advantage of the time and finished watching the last part of "East and West". Go see Beaulieu Lake.

I said I didn't want to go.

Oh.

The atmosphere cooled down.

Gu Jiaming didn't say anything more, turned around and left the living room without the slightest hesitation.It's as if he's really just a bird focused on bugs.

He went out nonchalantly, came back nonchalantly, and when the man reappeared, he had two packs of unsealed potato chips in his hand. He opened the DVD, played "Days of Being Wild", and then sat down on the sofa with ease. With one hand on one side, he comfortably sent it to his mouth.

...The ones who are on the grass really don't give me a pack...

The movie is very bland, the point is, click, click, click behind the ears, it's so annoying, I'm 27 and still love potato chips so much, is it shameful?

I couldn't help but turn around and stare angrily.

"Ok?"

Gu Jiaming was puzzled.

"I want to eat too!"

I am vicious.

"..."

It seems that this sentence surprised Gu Jiaming?Not long after, I saw Gu Jiaming hesitate for a while, looking to the left, then to the right, and then reluctantly squeezed out a slice from the lime-flavored potato chips, and handed it to the air, I subconsciously bit it...

Then we both froze suddenly.

In the next second, I gave Gu Jiaming a hard look, turned my head and blushed.

Damn it, I actually crossed the line first this time... What is Gu Jiaming's expression at this moment?Probably, it will be very exciting.