After swapping bodies with green tea sister

That was the most f*cking, f*cking flustered moment in my life, I was so freaked out, what kind of person is this, I admit that my acting is not good, but what the hell is this tone of insisting that I am a fake, brother , Have you read the script? ? ?

"Stop pretending. You're not."

Gu Jiaming's indifferent face.jpg.

WC!

calm!calm! get cool!Mu Qiuyun, you are the fattest, not the best!Quick, think of a way, think of a way, think of a way...

I sweated and realized that if this matter is not handled well, my little brother will leave me, and maybe he will be made into sausage fried rice by that crazy woman.

I tried to be as calm as before, but fear and panic swept over me. It was completely different from the past. I was immersed in emotions, and I couldn't think of anything except "find a way".

Mu Zhili's brain...Damn it, Mu Zhili's pig brain...!

"Give me an explanation. Who are you?"

Gu Jiaming approached slowly.

The cold wind howled, but not as cold as the eyes of the person in front of him, like ice thorns.

Under the extreme tension, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and thought of an excellent excuse, so I hurriedly said:

"That, that! I am Mu Zhili's twin sister, my name is Mu, Mu Qiuyun?"

Looking forward to blinking...

However, Gu Jiaming threw a basin of cold water directly, "Shut up. I checked, and Mu Zhili has no twin sisters, only an unrelated adoptive mother and adoptive brother. Her adoptive brother is called Mu Qiuyun."

"Ugh..."

I am completely hopeless.

Fuck Li Liang, a wicked rich man who still investigates his background, are you a rich man?

Things have come to this point, it seems... only confession?

But frankly, it means that I will very likely sing "Kiss Goodbye" with my little brother. When I think of this, and then think of Gu Jiaming's bullying me, I feel sad from my heart, bitter from my eyes, and sour in my nose , Tears flooded the Yangtze River.

I fuck Li Liang, cry for your uncle, isn’t he just a little brother, I’m gone in this life, I’ll give you an elbow flower in the next life, be stronger, woo~~~

"Gu~ woo~~ Gu Jiaming~ I'm really not Mu Zhili~ 嘤~~ I am~ I'm Mu Zhili's brother~ We exchanged~ Me too~ 嘤~I can't help it~ Tell me Poor TM~ I was touched by a man~嘻~~~"

Laozi Lihua cried and told the whole story with rain.

Why is pear blossom with rain?Because of this stinky woman's voice, even when she cried, she cried softly and softly. The more I listened to it, the more I wanted to die.

"Uh...exchange?"

For the first time, Gu Jiaming showed a "dumb" expression.

"Hey~~~Yes~ Mu Zhili is in Mu Qiuyun's body~ Hey~ You go and have sex with him~ Don't TM harm me~ Oh~ No~ No way~ That's my body~ What should I do~ ~Wooooow~~~”

When I think that even if I persuade them to engage in radical activities, I will still be the one who gets hurt in the end. My heart is just... woo woo woo~~ Oh my god, kill me, my sadness has turned into NM's galaxy.

The scene was static for a long time, except for my sobbing.

Gu Jiaming made up his mind, "Ah, actually..." He frowned, "Compared to this explanation, I have a more realistic explanation. For example, you are an undercover agent sent by my competitor. You have plastic surgery and make up as Mu Zhili to steal information. ..."

CNM! CNM!Do you hear me clearly? WCNM!

You still don't believe it!You big pig's hooves don't even believe it!

Woooooo~ I'm not serving you anymore!roll!Get out of here!No... this is your car, okay, I'm off!

"Believe it or not~ Hey~~I~I'll go~"

I tried to open the door, once, twice, only to find that it couldn't be opened.I turned my head abruptly, wiped away my tears, and glared at Gu Jiaming's dog.

——Goby also stared at me with wide eyes.

"Put me down!"

I completely forego image roar.

After yelling, Goubi's dog's paw was pressing on my forehead, as if he was looking for a fever... I bit down on it, of course, it was very light, so light that it could be compared to a coquettish kind of bite.After all, it's in the wilderness here, if this dog bites and hurts, he explodes in anger and anals me, wouldn't he be a dog?

"Really, really changed?"

Gu Jiaming's eyes widened after a puzzled operation, and he gradually leaned towards that explanation.Probably, my performance is really not like a well-trained "spy", more like a fool... I found the expression on his face so fucking wonderful.

I spit out Goubi Gu Jiaming's dog's paw, impatiently:

"It's just changed, changed, changed! What's wrong? I have to tell you about Shao. Fubai. Jieshiba. Mo, Jin. Linchi. Zhongzhu. Yanxue, and then act a little brother Daily nursing and aerobics, do you believe in my man?" I puffed out my chest with pornographic jokes in my mouth.

screw you!Go to your Mu Zhili!Fuck your charming ladies!I can't take it anymore, I, Mu Qiuyun, I want to release my true nature!

Sure enough, what I said at a speed of 220 made Gu Jiaming's expression change from wonderful to philosophical, then to relativity, and then to Schrödinger... He stared at me blankly. This time, I didn't understand his gaze... ...I only vaguely feel that if I saw Ultraman Leo with the face of Yukinoshita Yukino, it would look like this...

"Gum..."

a long time.

The dog man's expression changed suddenly, he forced a smile until his face turned purple.

When I saw it, I was even angrier, and directly made a "slightly slightly" grimace at the dog, and looked down with contempt.

"Puff ha ha ha ha—"

The dog man couldn't bear it anymore, and started to bend over and laugh wildly as he patted the steering wheel. The laughter echoed on the floating bridge, the tree shadows in the forest, accompanied by the waves.He smiled and wanted to point at me, I pushed his finger away, dissatisfied:

"Why?"

"Zhili...you...puchi...hahaha..."

"My name is Mu Qiuyun!"

"Okay... Qiu Yun... Puchi... Hahaha..."

I burst into a rage, "Are you fucking done--" But the cruel words didn't come out, and I slammed into the roof of the car in a pia.Wow~~ It hurts~~ There seemed to be a little star singing Daddy in front of my eyes. I was dazzled for a long time, wiped away my tears, and turned my head to look at Goubi.

TM's!This dog twitched with laughter!

"Hey, do you have any love?"

I complained with tears.As a result, this guy reached out and touched his head, and said something while touching:

"Okay, don't cry, don't cry, hahaha..."

"Hey, is it that funny?"

I complain.

In school, I have always been a lonely high school bully. Although I can't help being funny with my friends, but, this "good friend" definitely does not include Gu Jiaming...

"Haha...haha...huh...sorry, I lost my composure, I haven't been so relaxed for a long time." Gu Jiaming lay on the steering wheel and gradually restrained himself. He collected himself and turned his head to look at me seriously: "Qiu Yun, I really don't blame me. Really, you are much more interesting than Zhili. Has anyone ever told you that you are very lovable?"

"Me? Cute?" I shrank back into the car seat, playing with my hair in boredom, and casually complained: "Brother, your thinking is very dangerous. Shouldn't men be pleasing to the eye with black silk high heels and long legs?  … ...and poor breasts."

That's right, I'm super cute and poor.

By the way, Mu Zhili is C, so the "sister-in-law" accusation is absolutely unreasonable, accusing her is a ghost.

"But you... don't you just have black silk high heels and long legs now?"

Gu Jiaming's eyes were very clear, and the corner of his mouth curved into a subtle smile.I froze for a while, then jumped up, looked down silently, then raised my head in a daze, and blurted out:

"Yo yes!"

It was only after the words came out that I realized how stupid this was...

Sure enough, Gu Jiaming looked like he wanted to laugh and hold back his laughter.

Finally, I finished laughing.

Gu Jiaming started the car and said he wanted to offer me something to eat as an apology... I joked: Don't be Jie Bao, right?

This guy just pulled out one of my hairs, wow~ It hurts~~ He also plausibly said that everyone is a civilized person and should be fresher and more elegant...

I directly despise: It's Mao, when you touched me just now, I didn't see you fresh and elegant?

Then Gu Jiaming stopped talking.He began to use movies to divert the subject.But how could the two men keep talking about serious topics?Sure enough, in less than 10 minutes, the topic changed from movies to love action movies, to cang, well, empty meat, futon, which is better, black silk and white silk, and which one is the most tempting for Mu Zhili to wear...

In the end, the two of us had a fight over the serious issue of "Which one is more suitable for Mu Zhili, black silk or white silk?"... To be precise, I was hanged and beaten unilaterally. Gu Jiaming lightly locked me, and I couldn't move. , It's because he didn't touch it randomly, otherwise it would be softer faster.

So... girls' bodies are really annoying... =_=.

Fortunately, we didn't know each other. After such a commotion on the road, Gu Jiaming and I really found one thing in common: amateurs like to brush oil pipes.It's also amazing. Before, I always thought that other than drinking and gambling, the entertainment of rich people is to play with women.

"I told you that you are prejudiced..."

"Qi!"

"Qiu Yun, if you don't get rid of this prejudice, I won't be polite."

"Huh? Afraid of a ball, if you have the guts, a little bit~~"

——Then I was scratched by this guy in the parking lot for a full 10 minutes. The moment I let go, my whole body collapsed, and my eyes looked like they had been played.

I was helped out of the car by Gu Jiaming, and the security guard next to me had an ambiguous look on his face, probably treating us as if we had just finished some kind of capitalist two-person vibration in the car... Ah bah!Shocking your head, the more I thought about it, the more I blushed, the more I hated Gu Jiaming, and I yelled all the way, never eating the meal he invited.

"Vix...Rouge? What the hell?"

I was taken to a strange store.

“French food bar.”

Gu Jiaming smiled and stroked my hair.

Ah?French food?

Ah!Ah!How can I, Mu Qiuyun, let go of my dignity because of French cuisine?Let me tell you, mere French cuisine, don't think I'll forgive you!BBQ is more or less the same!

At this moment, I decided with pride: I, I want to show Gu Jiaming face.When I was ordering, I was as cold as a refrigerator, and I deliberately put on a hard face, looking like "Nicolas Cuihua" in Mary Su's novel, even the waiter felt the chill.

However, Gu Jiaming smiled even more, I really don't understand why he has so many laughs.

"Humph."

Very upset inside.

A few minutes later, a dish that I didn't even recognize arrived, and I looked down dismissively.Sniff slightly.

... Then I couldn't help but start really fragrant.jpg.

_(:з」∠)_

How can it be repaired, no way, I'm too hungry, and why is this taste so damn sweet, it's so delicious that tears are falling down qaq.

Is this Mu Zhili's feed?She is too happy, right?Thinking about it carefully, I, who used to think that barbecue was the most delicious in the world, was so pitiful!It's even sadder than the paramecium at the bottom of the well!

People depend on food, even if I am a straight man, I can't help being jealous of Mu Zhili at this moment.

Wait a minute……

Should I be more jealous of Gu Jiaming?

I secretly took a look at Gu Jiaming, but, that guy's style, self-cultivation, strong aristocratic sense, and the suit I couldn't recognize the brand at all but was super expensive at first glance.This kind of gap is accumulated by at least two generations, so I really can't feel "envy", and even envy is so cautious.Only the sudden and lingering sense of inferiority and insignificance occupy the bottom of my heart like a snake, a wolf, a tiger, and a leopard.

The illusion of "friendship" that was slowly formed just now slowly disappeared, and I realized that there was a natural barrier between me and Gu Jiaming.The originally unscrupulous actions gradually slowed down and became hesitant.

"what happened?"

Gu Jiaming also noticed the change in me.

"..."

I buried my head and didn't answer, because the reason was really ridiculous.I can't tell the truth: I'm depressed because I suddenly realized that the connection between me and you is just a "plaything" and a "gold master", right?

What's more, even the soul of "Mu Zhili" at this moment is a fake.

The lamps and shadows flickered, and whispers whispered all around, like a dream.I chewed in small bites, silent.I have to admit that I suddenly put on expensive clothes, suddenly saw a lot of prosperous scenery, and suddenly met people who were not qualified to know before.

I, Mu Qiuyun, am determined to be the proud son of Tsinghua University—and a super poor dog.

At present, the mentality is gradually losing balance...

007 Don't drink casually...

Author: ink dirty

"Speaking of which, how did you find out that I'm not Mu Zhili?"

After adjusting my mood for about ten seconds, I coughed and changed the subject.

That heavy, bitter feeling was pressed into the bottom of my heart, and I didn't want to think about it again.Mu Zhili's life is indeed glamorous, but I also have my hopes and loves; although Gu Jiaming was born noble, at least I... have a mother who loves me.

Very good.