After swapping bodies with green tea sister

Really, very good.

As I muttered like this, I became more and more serious, and began to pay attention to this matter that I was very concerned about—why this guy could easily expose me.

This question is very troublesome, if everyone can easily see that I am not Mu Zhili, wouldn't it be that I can't maintain Mu Zhili's "daily life" at all? "Mu Qiuyun" is fine, after all, there is only one schoolboy nerd, and the only one who has a close relationship is Lin Zhengyi.

And Lin Zhengyi is still an idiot...

Compared with the novice difficulty of "playing Mu Qiuyun", "playing Mu Zhili" is simply EX hell level. I am really miserable when assigned to this kind of task.

"Well, how did you find out about yours? Actually, there are many places." Gu Jiaming pondered for half a second.

"For example..."

"For example, your tone of voice, although you pretended to be weak at first, is so weak that you don't look like Mu Zhili. Also, your posture, you walk differently from Mu Zhili."

"I walk like a man?"

"No, to be precise, she is even more charming than Zhili, are you doing this on purpose?"

"Yes……"

I was really afraid that I wouldn't be able to pretend to be Mu Zhili, so I deliberately imitated girls' walking orz.

"You, it's too late." Gu Jiaming shook his head, he tapped on the table, and pointed out: "A real woman won't twist so deliberately. Zhili is. Her posture is very reserved, the kind that is restrained and enchanting." Reserved, you are far behind."

"Na, Nani?" I widened my eyes.

fear!It turns out that Bichi has so many ways to walk. Should it be said that 360 walks and walks are not easy to mix?

"besides……"

"Wow! There are still more!"

"Besides that," Gu Jiaming smiled again, and he suddenly approached, "Let me ask you, do you like me?"

"puff!"

I almost put the juice in my mouth all over his face.But even if he held it back, a lot flowed out.

"You, you, what are you talking about?"

Wiping my mouth in a hurry, I pushed the bastard's head back, feeling indescribably annoyed and... ashamed?

What suddenly surged up in front of my eyes was the scene when I lost my composure when we first met.Unknowingly, from the base of the neck to the earlobe, another red spot was burned.How can I repair orz!The mere residue of Mu Zhili!What are you talking about!Get rid of the evil spirits!

"In short, Mu Zhili has never shown that expression to me. This is also my biggest suspicion."

After driving away the "evil spirit", I turned my head, and Gu Jiaming was staring at me with a smile, as if staring at some new continent.That look really upset me.

"What about Mu Zhili? What is Mu Zhili's expression towards you?"

I asked him suddenly, first to change the subject, and second, I was really curious about what Mu Zhili would be like in front of other men.

【Will you be gentle? 】

[Or willful? 】

【Anyway...】

【Won't be as cold and cruel as you are to me...? 】

I thought melancholy, my sister is really like an enemy to me, what he said to me all year might not be as good as flirting with Xu Shidao for a week... Really, I also want to have a relationship with my sister like Lin Zhengyi Super nice brother...

Although now at best I can be a "sister" who has a super good relationship with my "brother".

"Hiss, you want to talk about Zhili's expression..."

Gu Jiaming frowned slightly, and gradually fell into deep thought.

Alas?Wait, so, so indescribable!How many erotic things have you guys done secretly!

I was stunned, thinking of the balance of more than 7000, my heart tightened, and then I remembered Mu Zhili's "Virgin Declaration", my heart suddenly relaxed, and I thought again and again. "Qiao's sack doesn't seem to say where the virgin is, maybe the mouth and the back are already..." My heart tightened again.

"'False gentleness that rejects people thousands of miles away'. If I have to say it, it should be this expression. The temperament is also."

Gu Jiaming slowly spit out a conclusion that surprised me.

"Eh…?"

I was slightly surprised.

It's, it's not a Sao. Fox expression?a bit surprised...

During the discussion, Gu Jiaming was still frowning and recalling, "Actually, Zhili is a very depressed girl. Although she behaved very gentle and obedient in front of me, it was just a disguise, and it was easy to see. Her eyes There is an abyss hidden everywhere. Ashes, desolation, nothingness."

"You mean she's spooky?" I was dumbfounded.

"No," Gu Jiaming reached out and touched my head seriously, "I mean, Zhili is not happy, mentally unhappy, although I don't know the exact reason, but as a brother, you should pay more attention Down."

This kind of words, which are close to accusing me of being "irresponsible" as an older brother, of course made me unhappy, and I couldn't help muttering in a low voice:

"I hate it, what... She chose Bi Chi, she chose to go out with men, she was gossiped about, and she was disliked because she was indifferent... In the end, she said she was unhappy..."

The more I think about it, the angrier I get, "I hate it, I hate it," I couldn't help but fork away the remaining half of Gu Jiaming's foie gras, angrily stuffed it into my mouth and chewed it...Qi, it's not that I'm greedy>_<... I mumbled , "Wuguameng, Nusuoguluhubuhugumu. (Gu Jiaming, do you think Zhili is doing it)"

"Oh? Where did you do it?"

Gu Jiaming smiled and poured me wine.

"Hey, Dang, of course! She has more than 7000 WeChat accounts, which is enough for me to buy many Qimei figures and egoist albums! Give me how long I am happy, but I don't even have a decent set of clothes." "And, And she is so beautiful, so many men dote on her and lift her up to the sky, tell me, does she look like a little princess who pretends to be sentimental and sentimental at all?"

I swallowed the food hastily and made an exaggerated swan pattern.Indeed, in my eyes, Mu Zhili is just a proud and superior swan.The "unhappiness" of the swan is really hypocritical when put into the values ​​of the ugly duckling like me.

"You, oh...maybe."

Gu Jiaming picked up the wine glass and poured it towards me, full of emotion.

I also lightly picked up the cup, touched it with him, touched it, and drank it down.Suddenly, a feeling of dizziness and fatigue hit my body, I swayed, and found that Gu Jiaming was looking at me in surprise, and he just took a small sip of the wine glass in his hand.

"Me, fuck."

stunned.

These are my last words before the break.

The next sentence is the next morning, I woke up with a hangover, a splitting headache, and suddenly found myself sleeping in a hotel.The morning light outside the window was cold, and the sound of water in the bathroom was harsh. I lowered my head and looked at the naked, flushed carcass.

"I... fuck...!"

008 Sao...

Author: ink dirty

"Woo~~???"

Beast! ! !

Beast! ! !

Shock?anger?No, I'm more disappointed and sad. I thought that Gu Jiaming was a nice person...

Sure enough, I was too naive.I can't be a "bad woman" who can do well among men at all. Damn it, how do I explain it to my sister now... Woo!Suffered!my little brother!Could it be that my sister saw that I didn't come back, already...? ? ?

no no!Maybe there is still a chance!Maybe there is still a chance!

I quickly turned to my cell phone and called my younger sister—Yuan’s own number. However, the familiar “Turn, Xueyuehua” alarm sounded on the bedside table. I followed the sound and found me. That old redmi note.

what……?

"What's your ghost name?"

Mu Qiuyun's younger sister touched me behind me like a ghost.

I suddenly turned my head, my sister at this moment is as cold as a glacier, and her body is half naked...Of course my original body is not very attractive even if I am completely naked...

The one who just took a bath in the bathroom was my younger sister. He was wrapped in a bath towel and wrapped around his chest like a skirt. This kind of posture made the already unaffected white body look...more sissy. emmm, it should be said that she somehow has the femininity of a big guy in women's clothing?

"You, why are you here?"

My brain froze for a second, and I didn't realize what the hell was going on.

"Gu Jiaming asked me to come. You were drunk last night, like a little rascal. He couldn't stand it. Let me take care of you in a room."

My sister gave me a white look, sat on the bed,

"Also, I took off your clothes, because you are too noisy, I have to use some secret methods to make you soft based on my understanding of my body."

"Secret, secret method??? Wow! Mu Zhili! What the hell did you do to your brother with your brother's body!" I finally understood why I woke up naked, and my heart was even more angry , but inexplicably, there is no relief.

...Is it because Gu Jiaming's image is still tall and upright?

"Okay, okay, okay," the younger sister waved her hand weakly, "You, don't worry about me, my own body, how I like to deal with it, how to deal with it. It's Mu Qiuyun, Mu Qiuyun, tsk, you know you last night, What did you do?" He stared at me suddenly.

"Wow sorry!"

I subconsciously hugged my head, ready to accept my sister's raging flames.

However - the next second my sister didn't make a move, instead she was as silent as ashes, her eyes were deep... My heart suddenly throbbed, remembering what Gu Jiaming said yesterday that my sister's eyes hide abyss...

"Oh, Smelly Qiuyun, I also expected that you would not be able to play me well, but I didn't expect that you would even expose the 'changing body'. But you don't have to be too nervous, he is Gu Jiaming after all, he won't talk nonsense .”

"Don't be too discouraged. After all, you have been with me day and night for so many years. You are more natural in your mind and more independent in your daily life. Normal people are not so careful. Even Gu Jiaming... In fact, he was just cheating on you at first. Who would have thought that you would react so violently? He immediately understood that there is really a ghost..."

"As for... your progress in the future, it was unexpected, really unexpected. I can only say that men and men play better... a beautiful girl with the same personality as a friend, she really is your man Is it fantasy in my heart? Oh, disgusting."

My sister calmly told me one by one, and at the end, she couldn't help showing her contempt.

I dare not answer.However, the thief in my heart wanted to complain.

What "would like a girl with a gay personality" is fundamentally a woman's own prejudice, and it's impossible to be normal.It's like Lin Zhengyi-just thinking about the sex change makes me want to throw up.

Really, the relationship between me and Gu Jiaming is just a pure and pure same-sex friendship...although it is as fragile as glutinous rice paper...

"'Hmph~~ It's just a pure same-sex friendship between me and Gu Jiaming~~'... You're thinking that now, aren't you?" My sister suddenly broke my mind with a cold expression.

"Scared??? Qiao, Qiao's sack! Are you a mind reader? Hey, hey!"

I was so startled that my mouth almost opened into an apple.This is too scary, right?Almost word-for-word, and even help with mind-reading with modal particles!

etc?The truth is only one .jpg!Could it be, could it be that?After my sister changed her body, she has superpowers? ? ? ?

How can it be repaired!Then why don't I have orz!Huh?Maybe, my superpower is... to hook up with men? ? ?No, no, this is the only one I refuse! ! !

Falling into wild thoughts again, I couldn't help but think of the "One Hundred Thousand Porn Books Catalog: Sexual Changes" in my mind.

"Oh, look, I was just defrauding you, but you admitted it yourself." The younger sister sneered, "It seems that changing your body doesn't change your EQ. Mu Qiuyun, you are still the same as before, with all your thoughts written on your face." So, no, it should be said that it is more obvious than before, um... is it because of the lower IQ?" He suddenly pondered.

"Woo~~!"

Asshole, asshole!It's not because of you that my IQ is low!Shut up!Let me tell you how to cry!

I have a lot of resentment about IQ... As for the fact that IQ is not as good as Mu Zhili, I am quite self-aware.After all, this guy has been messing around since junior high school, so he has a lot of experience.In comparison, my life is spent doing quizzes, watching games and playing games... Only a high EQ can be a ghost.

Taking advantage of Mu Zhili's back turned to me, I quietly vented my anger at him by making faces.

Hmph, mere hot chicken sister, how dare you despise your elder brother, eat my braised crescent moon sky, fried spiral balls, charcoal roasted fireballs, iron plate Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola~~

"Little bitch, give me some rest, my skin is itchy, right? Didn't you see the mirror?" My sister snorted coldly.

"I'm sorry, my lord, I was wrong." Lightspeed admitted.

A man who can bend and stretch, can expand and shrink, can be soft and hard, just the true qualities of a man.

"Tch, I knew it, you little #￥#￥%... really #￥%#￥..."

My sister seems to be more and more addicted to scolding, a bunch of embarrassing swear words emerge one after another, I am amazed at how rich my sister's vocabulary is at a speed of more than 200 mph, the more I listen to it, the more I feel uncomfortable, especially some... Very H words, the response is good Strange……

"Stop hey, too, too much, I am, I am not."

My face is so hot.

"Huh? Little bitch, do you still dare to refute? Do you know what you did last night with a drink?"

My sister looked at me coldly.

"Let me think about it."

I stammered, trying desperately to recall the memory of last night, but I couldn't figure it out.

On the contrary, the younger sister said with a blank face:

"Last night, after you got drunk...you kept pestering Gu Jiaming to accompany you to the game hall, but he had no choice but to take you there."

"..."

"Then you pester him to grab the doll for you. After grabbing it, you turn your head and give it to the little girl next to you. Continue to cry with him."

"..."