After swapping bodies with green tea sister

"After playing for half the night, you cried and wanted to see the stars, but there was a ghost star in Lishan Haze like a pot lid, so he had to take you to the suburbs to see it; then you felt cold, and you were not satisfied with his suit. You want to act like a baby and hide in his arms, and you have to recite "A Fang Gong Fu" for him, while you recite it and cry that your Daqin is dead, and Gu Jiaming must pay you Daqin."

"puff!"

"In the end, he had no choice but to buy you a model figurine as a terracotta warrior. You were so happy, what are you yelling: Aiqing is great, I must pamper Aiqing... He was so scared that he hurriedly called me..."

"..."

trembling~

The broken and fuzzy memories, along with the description, were gradually excavated in the depths of my mind, what I looked like in the memory... qaq, I really want to commit suicide...

Hearing the little model, I suddenly thought of something and looked for it under the quilt.Sure enough, it's my favorite figure, or Qimei's... But after a sober look, it's a pity that it's a fake. After all, it's too difficult to buy genuine figures on the street in China. I remember he spent... 700?

I. Fuck!I was cheated by a black businessman! ! !

A little guilty, but also a little warm, it was the first time someone gave me this kind of gift, and it was still in the state of drunkenness.

I really wanted to say thank you, but then I thought about it, for causing him so much trouble, he must hate me now, right?

If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t drink alcohol, alas... the ghost knows that the wine is so strong, and the wine my mother bought before has no taste at all...

Feeling slightly lost.

And Mu Zhili, a bastard woman, is still making sarcastic remarks:

"Si Qiuyun, I still can't forget your expression when I picked you up. You are really, really, really. There are only three words to describe it. Sao... Forget it, I will understand it myself."

The index finger that was teasing the figurine shook slightly, and I probably could figure out what those three words were.

"So, did you mess it up?"

I asked my sister cautiously, suddenly I was in a very bad mood, what is the reason?My heart is in a mess and I can't figure it out.

"No."

Sister he said angrily:

"Gu Jiaming stayed with you all night and left at dawn. He said you were very interesting, and even praised you... Oh, cute, and he also said that you seem to have a halo, and you can always infect him very easily... Oh , are you super happy in your heart now? My little, bitch, old, brother?"

"No no! Absolutely not!"

I speak righteously.

Super, super happy?Cai, Cai does not exist!

I don't like him, at most it's because of the residue of "Mu Zhili" and I have some physical sensations.I'll be happy, definitely just because I'm not relieved to be hated by a plastic friend, that's all...

No, because being praised...

"No best," my sister sneered, "Let me remind you, Gu Jiaming, is not a man you can touch, to be precise, not a man that'Mu Zhili' can touch, class, difference, and many other factors are all sideways .Besides, he was not a good bird before."

After a pause, the younger sister emphasized again, "Mu Qiuyun, remember. I, and Gu Jiaming, just take what we need. He needs the company of a young and tender body, and I need money. It's as simple as that. I never I haven't considered falling in love with him, even if it's just a further ambiguity. Now that I'm more flexible, I don't think it's possible. Do you understand?"

"Understood, but I can't understand. Why can you please him if you don't like it?"

"You don't need to understand, you just need to remember. I am Mu Zhili and you are Mu Qiuyun. We are different. You are just a fool living in the sun. You will never understand what I have endured and experienced. ...Huh, maybe maybe? If you can't change it back, hehehehe..."

He suddenly laughed sullenly, he didn't know what he was thinking, and looked at me with malicious intentions, but he smiled, and smiled, showing a bit of sadness.

"I know, I know."

I was annoyed at him.The state of mind that had just brightened up suddenly turned from sunny to cloudy, and there were even bean-sized raindrops accumulating.

I really can't find the reason for this sensitive and subtle change of mood, and I'm so tired of it, why don't I change it back?Getting under the covers, I kept recalling the monotonous but romantic days of men in the past, cursing the thieves and God for not ending the farce.

Really, the girl's body is really annoying...

And... Gu Jiaming... I'm bored too...

In autumn in Lishan, it is half cloudy and not sunny, the sky is dry and the road is wet.In such a complicated weather, when I think about that complicated person, I can't help but feel complicated in my heart.

At that time, I didn't know that in the future, I would go through more complicated days and experience complicated things until I was as complicated and ordinary as this vast world.

Misty rain sleeps brightly.

This is my first experience as "Mu Zhili"...

009 me?goddess?Rival?

Author: ink dirty

Question: What was JK's life in high school?

Bar and nightclub fishing?Douyin Kuaishou become an Internet celebrity?Puppy love and abortion lead to youth?

No, no, for a brother who is determined to turn his sister into a "good woman", although Mu Zhili has all the above potentials, since the driver is at the moment - Mu Qiuyun, he must change his mind, Turn back and be right.

The first step to become a good woman: don't be late, don't leave early, study hard, make progress every day, answer questions actively in class, and help classmates after class!

"Yo, good ambition, okay. You can do whatever you want, I'm so sleepy, let me sleep for another morning."

While cheering up, Mu Qiuyun (Shi Mu Zhili), who was wearing silly pajamas, walked past me and went back to the room to sleep in.

Boom, the door slammed shut.

As usual in the morning, I piled up gentle smiles that would not be answered as I did every day in the past, packed the breakfast for my sister in an insulated box, and gently approached the door of "Mu Qiuyun" and shouted softly:

"That's a lot, I have prepared breakfast, remember to get up in time to eat, if you want to play with your classmates, remember to tell me, otherwise the teacher will call and ask you for leave, and don't play outside too late oh."

"I know, I know, and even though mom is at work, just in case, remember to call me brother in the future, and it's okay if you like Oni sauce."

"Uh-huh!"

I agreed casually, and I checked my schoolbag and school uniform for the last time.

OK~ Complete victory!Hard-working student Mu Qiuyun is going to head towards Tsinghua University again today!Today's goal!It's eight sets of questions!

I grinned and stepped out of the house.

After three seconds.

"Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

I rushed into my younger sister's room (formerly my own room) angrily, and mercilessly used the "Ba Comet Falls" to that lazy woman. This is the punishment for my disobedient sister!

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Of course, he was easily overwhelmed by his sister.This woman looked at me impatiently and inexplicably, how could he be repaired, did he not understand the situation at all? ? ?

"Go to class for me! I am! Xueba character design! Don't collapse!"

"Huh? I'll take care of you."

"You said that you should protect each other's daily life!"

"Oh, so you guarded it well?"

"I……"

I was asked!

I was actually asked qaq!

I'm speechless, because it was indeed a mess on the first day, and even woke up naked in the hotel...From this point of view, my sister did have a reason to be disobedient...But, but!

"but!"

"But what...?"

"...I don't want to be seen by her..." (super soft voice)

"..."

After a long time, the younger sister rubbed her bangs and came to her senses.

"There is someone you like, and you don't want to destroy the character of Xueba, and be hated by her, right?"

I blushed and nodded.

"Ah."

The younger sister suddenly approached, "Who is it?" Her eyes were playful, and she seemed to find something of interest.

I shrank back subconsciously. In the first second, I was shy and silent. In the second second, I thought again that I must remind my sister to pay attention, so I tried my best to muster up the courage:

"Yes, the third one in the first row, classmate Lin Ya'er with long black hair, straight chest and flat chest, and a reserved smile. Lin Zhengyi's own sister."

"Oh? Her?"

All of a sudden, I found that my sister's eyes became cold and disgusted.

What's going on... Could it be that Ya'er has conflicts with her younger sister?I guessed, wondering if I might mediate between the two of them someday.Anyway, sister Ya'er is so nice, she must have misunderstood...or Mu Zhili was bullying Ya'er.

Uh, it seems that I am Mu Zhili now, so let me apologize. orz

While making small calculations, I told Mu Zhili:

"Good Zhili, it's a touch too much. In short, you must pay attention to your image, even if it's just in her eyes."

"Ah."

"She will ask me questions. If you don't, don't talk nonsense and ask me on WeChat."

"to make."

"She's super nice, you'll definitely like him too. (*￣︶￣)"

For this, I am quite confident.My Ya'er is the cutest in the world~~~w, little Zhili, obediently submit to Ya'er's skirt!I looked at my sister with confidence.

however.

There was a "click" in my heart.

The younger sister was crossing her chest and staring coldly, with the same cold and disgusted eyes, but at this moment he might have thought of something evil, and there was a weird smile on the corner of his mouth.

He suddenly pinched my cheeks and ravaged me like a kitten, deliberately looking at me embarrassed and humiliated.While kneading, he leaned close to my ear and said with a smile in a super scary tone:

"I like it so much, how about I help you catch it?"

"scare???"

My shoulders trembled, my eyes filled with astonishment.

"Don't be surprised. I'm super good at dealing with that woman, and I'm at least [-]% sure that the spare tire will be in the position. Don't worry, I will treat her well. In exchange, you will also help me maintain the relationship between Xu Shidao and them. When I get back, everyone will be happy ,how?"

My younger sister smiled brightly, pure and innocent, taking full advantage of my inexperienced face.

I suddenly noticed something strange, sister, Ya'er, the relationship between them is definitely not as simple as "knowing".But Ya'er and I are about to start our third year of high school, and my younger sister is only in her second year of high school. There is nothing to do with each other, so how can there be any relationship?

Damn...Thinking...Hurry up and think...the possible intersection between Ya'er and my sister...

Etiquette team?

No, my sister is not inside...

Literary Society?

No, my sister can't even read Aesop's fables...

Music Club?

It doesn't seem right, my sister is interested in music, but it's limited to listening to it... Wait!Music club!

I suddenly remembered, I remembered, I once saw by chance, a member list of "Poison Music Club"... I still remember that Yaer is the lyrics and tuner of the band, and their lead singer is Er Zhonghong For a time, it was said that he was handsome, rich and wicked, loved by thousands of girls...

Xu, teacher, Tao.

There was a terrible premonition, my face suddenly changed, my sister watched and laughed contemptuously.

"Finally realized?" He fiddled with the bear ears of his pajamas, showing bad and pitiful eyes, "Stupid Qiuyun, remember my words, women are the best at pretending, the more beautiful you are, the better you can pretend. The goddess you think is actually It's just following a certain man, wishing to be his bitch's stupid pig. What a woman wants is not respect and respect, but you to suppress her like a beast, conquer her, and destroy all the dignity and self-confidence that crush her. If If you can’t do this, then at least, at least... You are so gentle that she can’t live without your love.”

After saying that, he suddenly widened his innocent eyes on purpose, and imitated my tone: "Hey~ so~ what can the cute primary school bully Mu Qiuyun do~?" Almost instantly, he was full of malice, as if mocking a beggar Sarcasm: "It seems that I can only talk about two insignificant math problems, so send her to her master's university? Hahahahaha~~~~ Really, pitiful."

"You, you, you..." I covered my chest in pain, the anger at my own incompetence, the pain of insulting Mu Zhili, burned my internal organs like karmic fire, "You, you and Ya'er are rivals in love?" I yelled gasping.I can't imagine, I really can't imagine, that one day, I will have this kind of relationship with my favorite Ya'er...

"No~"

Sister, Mu Zhili sat up casually, hugged and kneaded me casually like that.

"But it's about the same. Xu Shidao and Lin Ya'er were in love with each other—at least it was like this before I appeared. What about Xu Shidao...I tease him, but I don't actually like him. I just feel like looking at that stinky fart The way the woman looks deflated, and the way the arrogant man looks like he's flirting with each other...it's so cool."

"Here? Do you understand? My good brother~ I am your goddess' mistress. I am the super~bad who secretly went to snatch away the soul of her prospective lover just because that stinky woman scolded me a few words. ~Woman. Now... now..."

"Now, oh, the bad girl is you. Brother."

010 Did Mu Qiuyun Fight?

Author: ink dirty